The King's Altar

"You think it's enough to pay me back 100 yuan?" Yuan Mingqing held a banknote and gently raised Chen Yuejin's chin: "[-]% interest per day. Dear Yuejin, let's calculate what I borrowed." How long have you had the money?"

Chen Yuejin bit the small handkerchief angrily: "How can there be such a high interest rate? Why didn't you say it at the time?"

"You didn't ask at that time." Yuan Mingqing showed a harmless smile to humans and animals.

Chen Yuejin roared: "What exactly do you want?"

Yuan Mingqing held up two fingers: "One, pay me back the principal with interest; two..." Picking up the lace skirt, "Put it on, and go on a date with me."

"I'd rather die than surrender! Isn't it just a little money? Sir, I will fight with you today!" Chen Yuejin gritted his teeth and pulled out a stack of banknotes: "Ten percent of 100 yuan, then the daily interest is ten yuan. Here, the boss just issued The year-end bonus is [-], and I will pay you one month's interest first!"

Yuan Mingqing put away one finger, shook the other without haste, and said patiently: "Yuejin, that's not how the interest is calculated. You owe me one hundred on the first day, and the interest is one hundred percent." Ten percent, the next day you owe me one hundred plus ten dollars, the interest is ten percent of one hundred and one, and so on."

Chen Yuejin's eyes were empty: "Then how much do I owe you?"

Yuan Mingqing guessed that Chen Yuejin's mind would never be able to calculate such a complicated math problem, so he made nonsense: "Not much, not much, about [-]."

Chen Yuejin cried and cried: "The usury that kills thousands of dollars--has no conscience! Forcing a good man to become a prostitute--"

Yuan Mingqing rubbed his chin and muttered: Feng Qu made a mistake, how did he know that this kid likes me?

Chen Yuejin was sitting in the co-pilot seat of the delivery jeep in King's Altar, tremblingly applying makeup in front of the side-view mirror. The cold wind was blowing, and the false eyelashes fluttered in the wind. He had to free up one hand to press them. Wearing a wig and asking plaintively, "Where shall we go on a date?"

"Go to my house first." Yuan Mingqing held the steering wheel with one hand, turned the car mirror with the other, casually glanced at the taxi ten meters away, and frowned unconsciously: Tsk... so difficult.

"What are you doing at your house?" Chen Yuejin retracted his neckline vigilantly, showing a chaste feeling on his face: "I will never be alone with you, don't think about it."

"Go pick up someone, the three of us together..."

The sissy shouted like a tsunami: "3P together?"

"Your expression seems very excited and looking forward to it." Yuan Mingqing looked at him playfully.

"Nonsense!" Chen Yuejin covered his face in horror: "Your thoughts are so obscene!"

"Let's have coffee together, it's obvious that you are dirty." When he got downstairs, Yuan Mingqing stepped on the brake and reminded solemnly: "Remember, you are my girlfriend, you have to show that you love me very much. You have revealed your truth, please pay me back the principal with interest."

Chen Yuejin nodded weakly: "Understood."

The taxi not far away also stopped, and Jiang Zhaowei in the back row pulled down the window and raised the binoculars, "How can I go to Qingqing's house for a date?"

Feng Qu pulled down the window on the other side, and murmured to himself: "Why do you leave Yuejin alone downstairs to blow the air?"

Belle sat in the middle, carefully applying hand cream, "Continue to observe."

"Alas! Qingqing went downstairs, and she brought a person with her... that person was wearing sunglasses and a hat..." Jiang Zhaowei thumped his thigh, and said in surprise, "Damn! It's Li Wudi."

Bei Le raised the corners of his lips coldly: "I just said, how could Xiao Ming be interested in Yuejin? This is obviously to curry favor with Li Wudi with Salsa."

Seeing that the so-called "love" did not receive basic respect, Feng Qu, who was reluctant to give up his love, couldn't help being furious, opened the car door and wanted to rush out: "He is too unfair to Yuejin, a fool has self-esteem, okay! I can't stand it anymore, I Take Chen Yuejin away!"

"Calm down! Calm down!" Belle held him down, and gloated, "Don't be impatient, let's see what tricks he has to play..."

"Huh? Ah!" Jiang Zhaowei tugged at Bei Le as if he had discovered a new land, and said incoherently, "It's in Li Wudi's pocket! The one with his head bared! It's the dog I picked up!"

Bei Le's expression turned ferocious in an instant, and with a clenched fist, he pushed Feng Qu away and was about to get out of the car: "Take my dog ​​to curry favor with others? I'm worried about it! I'm a bitch! I want to take Feng Piao Yu Xuan away !"

Feng Qu and Jiang Zhaowei held him down together: "Calm down!"

Taxi driver: "Three gentlemen, that car has left..."

Belle ordered with hatred: "Chasing!"

When they arrived at the commercial street, Yuan Mingqing drove around a corner, went to a small coffee shop in the alley, and disappeared through the door with Li Wudi and Chen Yuejin.

The three following people got out of the taxi and dodged to the end of the alley. Bei Le ordered Jiang Zhaowei to put on a mask and hat and go in to see the enemy.After a while, Jiang Zhaowei came back disappointed: "It's not right, as soon as Qingqing and the others entered, a sign saying "Closed business" was put up on the door of the coffee shop."

"There's nothing wrong with it. Li Wudi is a celebrity, and it's troublesome to be recognized." Feng Qu leaned on the wall at the end of the alley, lit a cigarette, and said smokyly, "The owner of that shop is from the Ming and Qing Dynasties. An old acquaintance, it's not difficult to give him a hand."

"No, it's really not right," Belle raised his top hat gracefully and charmingly, "The taxi driver didn't show any surprise when he saw me from the beginning to the end."

Jiang Zhaowei nodded again and again, "It's really wrong! It's too wrong!"

Feng Qu turned his head: "Die."

"How about we wander around the door?" Jiang Zhaowei asked Bei Le with his eyes.

Bai Le took off the sunglasses in his chest pocket, walked towards the coffee shop, and said disdainfully: "Look at the nasty behavior of you two, come with me."

The three people in the coffee shop were sitting in a small box. Li Wudi was not as excited as he imagined, but he still maintained a basic gentleman's demeanor when facing the lady: "Sasha, it's a pleasure to meet you today."

Chen Yuejin shyly moved towards Yuan Mingqing, acting like a little bird, "I am also very happy."

Li Wudi was a little embarrassed, and awkwardly opened up the topic: "Ha, you are really tall."

"Everyone says that." Chen Yuejin was shy.

Li Wudi didn't know what to say, and looked at Yuan Mingqing for help, hoping he could say something to adjust the atmosphere.But Yuan Mingqing pretended not to see it, and shouted out: "Boss, order!"

The owner of the coffee shop quickly opened the door of the box and walked in, smiling sweetly: "Three, what do you want to drink?"

Yuan Mingqing is a regular customer, smiled and winked at the boss: "Blue Mountain."

Li Wudi was depressed: "It's the same as him."

Chen Yuejin said gruffly, "Like them, Blue Mountain Beer."

The boss is a tall and temperamental beauty in a miniskirt, covering her mouth and saying coquettishly: "This beauty really likes to joke, we only have blue ribbon beer."

Chen Yuejin resentfully said, "The blue belt is the blue belt."

"Sasha, what are your hobbies?" Li Wudi racked his brains to strike up a conversation.

Chen Yuejin scratched at the dead skin around his nails, and said in deliberation, "Let's play... a game..."

"Do you like listening to the piano?" Li Wudi hurriedly brought the topic to areas he was familiar with.

"I don't understand at all, haha." Chen Yuejin scratched his head foolishly, nearly scratching off his wig, straightened himself up quickly, and put his hands on the table obediently.

"Then what do you usually do besides playing games?"

Chen Yuejin said sincerely: "Work, eat, drink and sleep."

Li Wudi was very disappointed. In fact, the Sasha he saw today was not the same as his previous impression. He examined her with critical eyes all the way: except that her breasts seemed not as big as before, she had heavy dark circles under her eyes, her eyebrows looked like Crayon Shin-chan, and her mouth The outer ring is an unknown blue color, the lipstick is too red, the skirt is shredded, the black stockings are torn, and the walking posture is very rough... Moreover, there is no common language.

"But Sasha can dance." Yuan Mingqing held Chen Yuejin's hand affectionately.

Chen Yuejin's hair stood on end, enduring his nausea, he hurriedly wanted to withdraw his hand.

Yuan Mingqing didn't give him this chance, so he held it tightly, "Hey, Mr. Li, you've seen Sasha dance before, is it good?"

Li Wudi responded without interest: "It's beautiful and hot."

The three chatted a few words, and the waiter entered the box with a tray, handed coffee and beer, and said in a low voice, "Please take your time." Then he bowed his head and backed out.

Li Wudi clutched his mug, and looked at Chen Shasha sourly, and then at Fakemi. The first time I met him, I felt that Fakemi was not worthy of Chen Shasha; Feelings are really good..."

"Yeah," Yuan Mingqing took a sip of coffee, and put his hand on Chen Yuejin's shoulder: "You're a childhood sweetheart." Then, he leaned forward and tucked his temple hair for him, threatening silently with his eyes: Do you want to repay the debt with interest?

Chen Yuejin immediately fell on Yuan Mingqing's shoulders, laughing wildly: "I hate it! I'm sorry."

Yuan Mingqing showed tenderness and happiness on his face, "Actually, Sasha and I are discussing marriage recently, and Mr. Li can come to our wedding at that time."

Chen Yuejin said sweetly: "Yes, welcome!" He shouted in his heart: Marry your sister!

"Ah? Oh." Li Wudi put down his mug, hesitant to say: Welcome your sister!I don't agree!

Yuan Mingqing added a piece of ice to Chen Yuejin's beer, "Salsa, beer tastes better with some ice."

"Thank you~" Chen Yuejin smiled all over his face: asking me to wear a skirt in such a cold weather and forcing me to drink ice?You beast!

Li Wudi pulled himself together and pushed his mug towards Yuan Mingqing, his tone full of contention for favor: "I want ice too." Look here, look here!

"Don't add ice to the coffee." Yuan Mingqing ignored it.

Li Wudi squinted at him gloomily. Since he couldn't get angry in front of a lady, he could only put his hand into his pocket and patted the sleeping puppy, "I want to go back." You're a bastard!

Yuan Mingqing wanted to make some out-of-the-way movements to stimulate those two people, but he heard a commotion outside, and Bei Le's voice was vaguely heard. He guessed that the group of people had come to make trouble, so he hurriedly stood up, "Sorry, excuse me Come on, let's talk."

Chen Yuejin didn't want to face the embarrassing situation alone, so he cried to stay: "Don't..."

Li Wudi didn't want to leave him either, and asked in a twisted voice, "Where are you going?"

Yuan Mingqing deliberately ignored Li Wudi, and patted Chen Yuejin on the shoulder: "Go to the bathroom and be right back."

Chen Yuejin was helpless: "Oh... Hurry up and come back."

Li Wudi was on fire with jealousy: Bastard!When you see Sasha, you think I'm dead?

Outside the door, Bei Le stood with arms folded, raised his eyebrows and looked at the coffee shop owner: "Yo, Zhexiong, have you changed your gender?"

Jiang Zhaowei stared straight at the boss who committed a nympho, and was shocked when he heard this: "Transgender?"

Just kidding, which of the old acquaintances of Yuan, Ming and Qing is not Bei Le's old acquaintance?The owner of the coffee shop named Zhexiong explained politely: "Sorry, not yet."

"In my opinion, there is no need to change. No one will be able to tell that you are male unless you say it." Feng Qu said unforgivingly.Unfortunately, this boss is also his old acquaintance.

Zhexiong smiled lazily, and politely retorted: "Fuck you? You deceitful number 0."

Jiang Zhaowei turned to look at Feng Qu in confusion: "Dead No. 0?"

"You were the one who became angry from embarrassment after you failed to post. What have I lied to you?" Feng Qu said coldly, "Hey, don't be petty. I want to go in and have a cup of coffee. Don't block the door."

Zhe Xiong shook his head: "Sorry, our store is closed."

Bei Le looked inside: "Didn't Ming and Qing go in?"

Zhexiong immediately changed his words: "He has reserved the venue today."

"I also have a purse field!" Belle said furiously, "Let me in, my dog ​​is inside, and I'll leave without affecting your business."

Jiang Zhaowei yelled arrogantly: "Yes, my father has a lot of money, get out of the way!"

Yuan Mingqing appeared in time, pushed open the door and made a "shh" gesture, then smiled innocently: "Beile, don't disturb my scene..."