The King's Altar

The bathroom was steaming, and the sound of the shower was lingering. The shadowy figure behind the shower curtain stood under the shower, motionless and silent, like a young tree bathed in spring rain.Chen Yuejin was wearing a pair of underpants and a bath towel, and cautiously called out, "Cricket?"

The figure moved slightly, and answered him in a low voice: "Huh?"

Chen Yuejin bravely opened the shower curtain a crack, and covered his face in a shy way: "Cricket, I want to wash it too."

Feng Qu wiped away the water from his face, and gave him a cold look: "I'll finish washing soon, just wait."

"No," Chen Yuejin wriggled shyly, "I'll wash it with you."

Feng Qu quickly closed the shower curtain: "Damn it."

Chen Yuejin refused to let go, he got into one head, and sneered: "Shall I rub your back for you?"

Feng Qu spread his five fingers, pressed his face and pushed it out, unquestionably: "No! Thank you!"

Like a big dog abandoned by its owner, Chen Yuejin stood there for a long time, and said to himself with a bitter face: "You still say you don't discriminate against homosexuals..."

Feng Qu stood on the other side of the shower curtain, unable to argue, thinking about it, only three words: "I don't have any."

"Liar, you don't dare to take a bath with me anymore... You never refused me before..." Chen Yuejin was so sad that he wanted to cry and said, "I knew it, I knew it would be like this ..."

Feng Qu was helpless: "Come in."

Chen Yuejin got a meter of sunshine and immediately shone brightly. He stepped in and quickly wiped away his tears and nose, "Cricket, come here, I'll rub your back for you."

Feng Qu turned around and turned his back to him: "It's up to you."

Chen Yuejin held Feng Qu's shoulder, under the palm of his hand, the other's body was warm and elastic, and his skin was blended with sweat in the hazy steam, full of temptation.Chen Yuejin swallowed, and secretly slapped himself: Don't have such obscene thoughts, say we are friends!

"What are you dawdling about?" Feng Qu urged impatiently.

"Feng Qu," Chen Yuejin wiped his eyes blurred by the mist, "...we will always be good friends, don't change, okay?"

Feng Qu nodded wearily: "Okay."

Chen Yuejin showed an ugly smile in relief: "...I, can I still hug you?"

"Hug."

Chen Yuejin hugged him from behind, buried his face in his shoulder and choked with grievance: "Cricket, don't be afraid of me, I really don't like you at all, really!"

Feng Qu raised his hand to touch his wet hair, looked up at the dim ceiling, and smiled wryly: "I know, I know..."

[Stick as a proof] I finally got the boss, let's celebrate!

Training boss: The boss has agreed to be my boyfriend, thank you brothers for your encouragement and condolences in the past, hereby post this as a proof, and encourage future generations to pursue love bravely!

Making Chiguoguo in a row: I haven't seen the host for a long time, move the sofa quickly to occupy a seat!

Vest for seat occupancy: I wiped it, but I didn't grab the sofa!

This is the bloody love: the landlord is mighty!Ask for a live broadcast!

Selling rot to death: Congratulations to the host, spread flowers??~(≧▽≦)/~??

Unlimited love: (⊙o⊙)!How did your boss accept you?Come on, landlord!whip!

High-profile house: witness the moment of miracles!Do warm up exercises, squat this post!

Please love brother hard [moderator]: set red!Top!Congratulations to the host!

Angry straight man: Picking his nose and passing by, bah!boring!

Birds with no friends: The straight male Jun Xiaochrysanthemum passed by, wow!awesome!

Furious straight man: Get out!

……

Bai Le sat in front of the notebook with his chin propped up, and calmly scrolled down the scroll bar. Sure enough, when he was about to turn the page, he saw the speech of the training boss: Today, when I was cleaning, he was yelling and gesticulating, and I threw the broom in a rage Decided to resign!Ha, this frightened him. He hugged me regretfully and wept into tears. He begged me not to leave, promised to be my boyfriend, and vowed that he would never lose his temper casually again.Alas, it's nerve-wracking, he just relies on me to spoil him! ╮(╯_╰)╭Lonely Dog: Support the landlord, to deal with this kind of arrogant Gaoling flower is to use both soft and hard!

Who is better at decorating: On the upper floor, the owner of the landlord is a typical dishonest person, the landlord must punish him on behalf of the moon!

Groaning pig: After identification, the boss is proud of his favor and urgently needs training.

The training boss is still talking nonsense: For the sake of his sincere repentance, I gave him a long and sweet kiss. Unfortunately, I have little experience as the host, and I was afraid that I would cause irreparable damage to the boss, so I couldn't force him to rape him. It's a pity. Of!Troubled heroes from all walks of life to quickly pass on my practical tutorial on conquering men. When I return from my studies, I will definitely win this high-altitude flower in one fell swoop, fists together!

See-Through Clothes Lover: The poster is so gentle, I was moved to tears!

Let's go back to my hometown and get married: the landlord is a real man and doesn't explain it!

……

Belle put down the mouse, turned his head to the mirror and did a full face massage to prevent facial muscle spasms.

A bunch of nerds played tricks, flipped through several pages but no one came to the tutorial, Bei Le sneered a few times, and searched from the mobile hard drive for a GV suitable for Jiang Zhaowei to study——"Seductive Pure 0 Teach You How To" Conquer Men", then delete the first four characters of the file name, upload it to the forum space, and finally post.Nan Ke Ji Night Dance: In order to help the host achieve his wish as soon as possible, the collection of tutorials has been sent to the forum space, please download it yourself.

As expected, this act of charity once again set off a climax of replies——

Moaning pig: Horny man is a good gay!

Unlimited love: the group pet goblin deserves its name!

Love Dogs Love Life: The Hungry Man is worthy of his name!

Angry straight men: When did this become a gay exchange forum?Also upload GV?How can I wait for a straight man?What a disappointment!

Birds with no friends: Caressing the straight man Jun Xiao Mimi smiles without saying a word.

Furious straight man: Get out!

Please love my brother [moderator]: What the straight man said is very true. This forum is upright and pure. Uploading discordant pornography is strictly prohibited. I will download this tutorial first and take a look before making a verdict.

Belle snorted disdainfully, closed the webpage, got up with a cup, opened the door to pour some drink.

As soon as I got to the stairs, I heard Jiang Zhaowei's arrogant laughter: "Wow ha ha ha... from today on, please call me the boss and Mrs. Baylor!"

Followed by Chen Yuejin's dumbfounded voice: "Ah? Why?"

"Because the boss is dating me...you are talking about me...if you are jealous of me, you must say it, it's not good to hold it in your heart!"

Feng Quwo was wrapped in a blanket on the sofa, with a magazine on his lap, gnawed on an apple and said coldly, "This kid's hallucinations have relapsed again."

Chen Yuejin read the magazine together next to Feng Qu, turning the pages and handing out tissues, dog-leggedly picking up his words and repeating: "That's right, the hallucinations have recurred!"

Feng Qu didn't pick up his tissue, dropped the magazine and sat on another sofa: "If you want to read it, go and read it yourself."

Chen Yuejin closed the magazine with a smirk, feeling bitterness in his heart. With his canine sixth sense, he found that Feng Qu said that he forgave him and didn't mind that he was gay, but his attitude towards him was very different. No matter what he said or what he did, it was difficult to restore the original natural and intimate relationship, which really made him feel so painful that he couldn't know how to rub it, how itchy he couldn't know how to scratch it, and he was restless.

"Sitting on the sofa chatting and eating snacks, you have nothing to do, right?" Belle came downstairs and reprimanded: "Before Xiao Ming hires part-time workers, clean up the workplace for me first."

"Oh~ My boyfriend is here~" Jiang Zhaowei hopped three times and ran towards Belle: "Master Belle, tell them what is our relationship~"

Belle brushed off his collar elegantly, coughed, and solemnly announced: "What Zhaowei said is not wrong..."

Jiang Zhaowei put his arms around Bei Le's face and gave it a poke: "Kiss~"

Bai Le wiped his mouth and said seriously: "I think it's because he likes me so much..."

Jiang Zhao only pinched Bei Le's face: "Pinch a small face~"

Belle lifted his paw without changing his face, and continued: "After careful consideration, I decided..."

Jiang Zhao only slapped Bei Le's butt: "Touch a PP~"

Bei Le grabbed his hair and pulled it away, the veins on his forehead were bulging, and the smile on his face remained the same: "I decided to accept his feelings and try dating him..."

Jiang Zhao's only poke at Belle's Mimi: "Order a Mimi~"

Belle couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked him away, "If you touch me again, we will stop dating immediately!"

Chen Yuejin was tongue-tied, "..."

Feng Qu chewed the apple: "..."

Belle went to the dining room, poured himself a cup of coffee, took a picture of the shiny steel pot, trimmed his hair, straightened his tie, and went upstairs.

Jiang Zhaowei followed up with all his teeth and claws, "Master Baylor, give me a kiss~"

"roll!"

"Boyfriend~" Jiang Zhaowei clung to him shamelessly, and raised his hands up and down: "Shut up~"

Bei Le stopped, turned around, pinched Jiang Zhaowei's chin condescendingly, bent down his noble waist, and kissed his lips like no one else was there.

Jiang Zhaowei was originally shorter than Bei Le, and he was two steps lower. While chasing him, he stared at Bei Le's butt and molested him. Unexpectedly, Bei Le would suddenly turn around and kiss him.Don't look at Jiang Zhaowei's verbal cheapness, but he is actually a young child who doesn't understand anything. Bei Le hooked his tongue and bit it lightly. , I also wanted to hook Beile's tongue to bite, but I didn't want to bite myself, and the pain was so painful that I tilted my neck and screamed like a pig.

Bei Le had no choice but to let him go, patted his face and cursed with a doting smile, "Little idiot."

"Hey..." Jiang Zhaowei scratched his head with a smirk, as soon as Bei Le played with him for real, he blushed with embarrassment and couldn't even speak fluently.

Feng Qu helped Chen Yuejin's mandible up, and was amazed: "It's really a slut who has his own bitch to grind."

Back in her room, Bei Le locked the door, kissed herself against the mirror, deeply felt that although she was beautiful and charming, Jiang Zhaowei was softer and more delicious, not to mention the absurd things that happened after taking the aphrodisiac that night I haven't forgotten it yet, the cheap boy's reaction is both young and cute, and his body is also very attractive. If you want to taste it carefully, you can't act too hastily, you have to play it by ear.

After being obsessed with it for a long time, Belle sat back in front of the computer, opened the forum post, and after flipping through a few pages, saw the latest reply from the training boss: What's going on?I went to kiss the boss and came back, and the downloads exceeded [-] times, so I won’t let it go?brothers!What do you want this tutorial for?Spit it out for me!

The nerds all denied it categorically, Lonely Dog: I didn't download it.

Who is stronger than me: I didn't play either.

Make red fruit in rows: metoo-_-

Sell ​​rot to death: whoever downloads is gay! (#‵′)convex

This is bloody love: I swear to Chairman Mao that I didn't!

Seat-occupying vest: I was chatting with my crush just now, what happened? (⊙_⊙?)

Go back to your hometown and get married: People who are not interested in GV sneered as they passed by.

See-Through Clothes Lovers: Who Slashed His Hands!

Niao Da Wu Peng: I didn't download it either, maybe the straight man did.

Furious straight man: Fuck you! I have watched too much GV, who cares about the kind of garbage that one is so self-satisfied with?

Who can pretend to be better than me: Nonsense! At 24 minutes, there was an extra hunk with glasses.

Vest for seat occupancy: Fart, the man with glasses obviously came at 18 minutes.

Lonely Dog: Do you have eyes? The one with 18 points didn't wear glasses!

Let's go back to my hometown and get married: Please see clearly, there is one at 18 minutes, and another at 24 minutes.

Make Chiguoguo in a row: Shut up those of you who are not serious about watching movies and only speed up the progress. The one with 18 points is the director and handed over the props.

See-Through Dress Lovers: Have you ever seen a director without clothes?

This is the bloody love: Don't you wear underpants?

Selling rot to death: Didn’t the underpants take off later?

Niao Da Wu Peng: I didn’t do anything if I took it off.

Raging Straight Guy: Isn't the passing staff okay?You are really dirty minded!This forum is so depraved!

Training boss: Fuck me!Come on, spit out the tutorial for me——

Please love my brother [moderator]: I spent half an hour reading it without missing a minute. I have confirmed that this is pornography and there is no objection. It is strictly forbidden to upload and communicate. Violators will be blocked for a week.

Bei Le was really defeated by this bunch of brainless nerds, and reluctantly sent a message to the training boss on the site, saying that he could pass on the tutorials to him privately, as much as he wanted, and would provide guidance at any time without any conditions.

Soon, Jiang Zhaowei replied gratefully: Qun pet little goblin, thank you, you are such a good person, when I take down the boss, I will treat you to dinner!

Bei Le typed the eight words with a smile on his face: it is a pleasure to help others, no need to thank you.