The King's Altar

"Excuse me... are you Lolita Little Control?"

"……I'm."

"We are the delivery men from the King's Altar."

"Oh... where's my figure?"

Jiang Zhaowei visually observed that the man in front of him was about the same height as him, and also stronger than him. As for his appearance...he couldn't see clearly, in the summer, Comrade Loli Xiaokongkong was waiting at the exit of the subway where people were coming and going. A black windbreaker, the windbreaker hat wraps the head airtightly, and he wears sunglasses and a mask, so there is no personal appearance.

Fuck me!You don’t have to dress like this to buy adult sex toys, do you?It's just a sexy figure, as for it?Jiang Zhaowei rubbed his hands together and asked, "Mr. Loli, can I speak with a step?"

"Huh? Give me a figure." The man in black went straight to the point and stretched out his hand.The skin of his palm is delicate and his fingers are slender, which is actually very elegant and beautiful.

"Hahaha!" Jiang Zhaowei leaned forward with a shy face, grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously a few times: "Mr. Lolita, let me buy you a cup of coffee."

The man in black became vigilant: "My figure..."

Jiang Zhaowei took his shoulders and patted him carelessly: "There are some figures! Mr. Loli, congratulations on becoming the thousandth customer of King's Altar, we have a big gift for you!"

The man in black's tone showed a little interest: "What big gift?"

Jiang Zhaowei walked towards the commercial street with his arms in his arms: "Tell me as you walk, don't be cautious, our customer service girl has prepared a hot dance for you..."

"Oh? Yujie type or loli type?"

"Compatible, international model figure, guaranteed punctuality!"

In the small foreign building, the air pressure was quite low, and Bei Le sat on Jiang Zhaowei's chair and turned around, laughing twice for no reason.

Yuan Mingqing and Feng Quqi looked up at him, Yuan Mingqing asked: "Boss, what's wrong with you? Are you in a bad mood?"

"No," Belle gritted his teeth: "I'm in a good mood, leave me alone, you are busy with your work."

Since the two customer service staff went out to bribe the buyer Loli Xiaokong, Bell had no choice but to use Jiang Zhaowei's computer as customer service No. 1. When he opened his favorites in his spare time, he discovered that Jiang Zhaowei was using a person called "Tuning Boss". ID is mixed up in various forums.

Just click on a forum and log in automatically. Belle searched for the person who posted it.If you don't search, you don't know, and you can't find it!There are more than ten pages of posts——

[Watering] Touching the boss's PP when moving things, it's really flexible~(≧▽≦)/~ It's so contradictory, the boss and PP are completely different worlds!

[Show off] My boss played the violin in the middle of the night and made me unable to sleep. I hid a dead cockroach under his pillow hahaha~

[Tree Hole] My boss does not close the door in the shower, it must be to seduce me!Bitch! (ノ-_-)ノ┴┴【Help in panic】I found a compressed file of G files in the boss's mobile hard disk! (⊙o⊙) Could it be that he is GAY?Oh oh oh I'm so scared!

[There are pictures and the truth] We have a bunch of underwear hanging on the balcony, look, the most fancy ones are my boss's, mother Xipi's!More boring than a woman!

[Tucao] My boss pretends to grind coffee for breakfast every day. If he is Chinese, he grinds soy milk. Does he think he is a foreigner? (#‵′)convex

[SOLVING] My boss has white and tender skin and very little hair. Does he take estrogen?

……

Belle's mouth twitched, and he clicked on the latest post:

[Seeking comfort] The boss always ignores my mood and sells my beloved things to others, very sad and very sad...

(Floor 1) Sad guy: See you again, you have a few days every month...

(2nd Floor) Wolf Girl Support Club: The host is here again, please live broadcast the story you and PP Elastic Boss have to tell!

(3rd Floor) See-Through Clothes Lover: The landlord and the boss are living together, and the young couple flirted again. The appraisal is complete!

(Floor 4) Vest for onlookers: Is it possible that this is the legendary landlord who fell in love with and killed the boss who trained the boss?

(Floor 5) Love dogs and life: The one upstairs is too sympathetic, petting the landlord with his hair.

(Floor 6) Go back to your hometown and get married: Look at my ID, so all his things will be yours.

……

Bei Le closed the forum, took a deep breath, calmed down his emotions, and said to Yuan Mingqing with a smile: "Call Jiang Zhaowei and ask him how things are going."

Yuan Mingqing saw that the boss's expression was different, so he didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly dialed Jiang Zhaowei's phone number, but he didn't expect that the other party didn't answer.

Jiang Zhaowei sat lifelessly in the noisy KTV box, didn't hear the phone ringing, with a gloomy expression on his face.The same lifeless person is also the man in black. He is holding a bottle of whiskey, a straw is stuffed in the bottle, and the other end of the straw is inserted from under the mask to hold it in his mouth.

Chen Yuejin wore an ill-fitting cheongsam and sang and danced on stage, from "Xi Shua Shua" to "Superstar", and then from "Nobody" to "You Have No Good Results". radiant.

Jiang Zhaowei was under a lot of pressure. Watching Chen Yuejin's hot dance for a long time gave him an urge to take out his eyeballs, wash them and put them back in again, but he had to keep watching with a smile on his face. The expression of the man in clothes - helpless, unable to observe, the man in black was always wrapped airtightly, sat down and drank a bottle of wine, took out a tissue from time to time and dipped into the sunglasses to wipe it, I don't know if it was sweat or tears.

Their plan is to get the buyer drunk, and then stuff the figure, so that the buyer will think that the figure was damaged when he was drunk.How gracefully and gracefully it was resolved!Maybe we can sell other figurines to comfort the hurt hearts of buyers!

However, the damned buyer hasn't gotten drunk after watching the sex dance for three hours!Jiang Zhaowei didn't know what to do, but saw the man in black tremblingly took out a pen and wrote on the palm of his hand: Give me the handle, I want to go home.

Jiang Zhaowei was shocked, quickly opened another bottle of wine, stopped him and said with a sneer: "Wait a minute, there is still a show!"

The man in black shook his head, indicating that he could not hear.

Jiang Zhaowei hugged his head and yelled, "There's still an eclectic finale that didn't show up..."

Before he finished speaking, the man in black couldn't bear it anymore, and lifted his mask—vomited all over the floor.

Chen Yuejin was sluggish and deeply hurt: I danced so hard, did you actually feel sick?It hurts one's self-esteem too much!

The man in black's sunglasses also fell off, revealing a handsome and miserable green face, as if he had been too severely damaged to bear it.

Jiang Zhaowei supported him ecstatically: "Guest, what's wrong with you?"

Chen Yuejin turned off the loud music, and rushed over to make a fuss, parroting: "Guest, what's wrong with you?"

The man in black raised his head with difficulty, stroked his face, his eyes were blurred: "You...what's your name?"

Chen Yuejin was taken aback for a moment, and stammered back: "What? What?"

"Sasha..." The man in black nodded in disbelief, then turned his head: "Ugh—"

Chen Yuejin took a few steps back with his hands and feet, and he felt goosebumps all over his body for no reason.

After vomiting, the man in black plunged into the sofa unconscious.

Jiang Zhaowei took out a few tissues and wiped the face of the man in black, then took out the figure from the packing box and stuffed it into his arms, "Hold tight, your figure!"

"What should I do?" Chen Yuejin lay on the side, exhausted for a while, and almost collapsed from exhaustion.

Jiang Zhaowei tore off the man in black's black windbreaker and found a wallet, "Send him home, let me see if he has his ID card."

"Dancing all night, I'm exhausted! You're fucking thinner and shorter than me, why do you want me to dress up as a woman?" Chen Yuejin stuck out his tongue like a dog, roughly tore off his wig, and tore off the cheongsam The vest and shorts were exposed, and the hem of the vest was lifted up to fan the wind desperately.

Jiang Zhaowei found the ID card of the man in black from his wallet, and read: "Li Wudi, 24 years old, haha, this name is really incompatible with your name."

"Do you know what confrontation is? Are you illiterate?" Chen Yuejin was covered in sweat, his mascara was all melted, and his eyes were blurred like ghosts. Life is not tiring, and it will not always involve me dressing up as a woman! I also have the dignity of a man!"

"You don't need it? You've already made perfect." Jiang Zhaowei said against his conscience: "Tonight's dance is so good, you can go to Supergirl!"

Chen Yuejin cupped his face, staring eyes: "Really?"

Jiang Zhaowei turned his head in pain, looked at the ID card he had just found, and changed the subject: "I found the address, come, give me a hand, and carry him home."

An hour later, the two got out of the taxi, walked 200 meters with the drunken Loli Xiaokong, and stood in front of the ruins.

Jiang Zhaowei looked down at Li Wudi's ID card in his hand, then looked up at the road sign next to the ruins, "Here we are."

Chen Yuejin nodded: "Find a place to bury him."

Jiang Zhaowei was angry: "Be serious!"

Chen Yuejin was even angrier: "I'm serious!"

Jiang Zhaowei raised his forehead: "What should I do?"

"You ask me, who am I going to ask?"

The two of them remained silent for a while, Chen Yuejin grabbed Li Wudi's neck and shook: "You kid moved and didn't change your ID card, I will bury you!"

Jiang Zhaowei waved his hands weakly: "Stop talking nonsense, just drag him back."

The store received an urgent order for commemorative shirts, Bei Le went out to contact the person in charge of the garment manufacturer, and Yuan Mingqing was in a hurry to make renderings.Feng Qu has nothing to do, the next ghost movie, cooking a bowl of instant noodles while eating and watching, just when he saw Xing, Chen Yuejin called: "Cricket, what are you doing?"

"Watching a movie." Feng Qu asked, "Have you settled your affairs?"

"It's half done~" Chen Yuejin sneezed three times in a row, rubbed his nose, and said coquettishly: "My brother is waiting for a taxi, so lonely, so lonely, let's chat with my brother~"

"Let's talk." Feng Qu focused on the ghost film on the screen.

"What movie are you watching?"

"Ghost film." The voice was tepid.

"...What are you talking about?"

"It's about two men getting on the wrong car in the middle of the night and getting lost in the wilderness..."

"..." Chen Yuejin shivered.

"The clock strikes twelve, and the demons and goblins are all out."

"..." Chen Yuejin looked at his watch, and the pointer happened to point to twelve.

Not far away, Jiang Zhaowei finally stopped a taxi, waved and shouted: "Yuejin, help me help Li Wudi!"

Feng Qu said unhurriedly: "At this time, a taxi came, and the driver was a 50-[-]-year-old uncle who was transformed from a vampire..."

When Chen Yuejin saw the driver, he was indeed an uncle. His legs felt weak, he slammed the car door, and roared, "I won't take your car!"

The driver was startled, cursed: "Crazy!" stabbed the car and drove away.

Jiang Zhaowei was dumbfounded: "Chen Yuejin, is there something wrong with you?"

Chen Yuejin took a few breaths and yelled at the phone: "Cricket, brother is so scared, come and pick me up!"

"The boss drove the car away." Feng Qu drank the noodle soup, wiped his mouth and got ready to go to sleep.

After driving away the taxi, the two of them waited for another half an hour against the cold wind and did not see the taxi. Jiang Zhaowei stared at Chen Yuejin sadly: "It's all your fault."

Chen Yuejin squatted on the side of the road with his head in his arms: "Call the boss and ask him to pick us up."

Jiang Zhaowei sniffled, dialed Belle's phone, and asked angrily, "Master Belle, are you done?"

"I'm done." Belle's voice was deep and magnetic, and he asked kindly, "Have you negotiated with that buyer?"

"...Not yet, the buyer is drunk by us and has no place to put him. Yuejin and I plan to take him back." Jiang Zhaowei waited to be scolded.

Unexpectedly, Bei Le did not scold him, but said softly: "Oh, then take it back to our house."

We... our family?Jiang Zhaowei's scalp was numb, he drew circles on the ground, and begged politely: "We got lost in the western suburbs, it was too late and we couldn't get a taxi, can you pick us up if you're on the way?"

"It's not on the way." Bei Le raised the corners of his mouth suspiciously, and his words were still soft: "I'll go around and pick you up right now. Be good, wait for me."

Jiang Zhaowei felt something was wrong: "Master Belle, you... have you been drinking?"

"Not a drop of wine." Belle sneered, turned the steering wheel and headed straight for the western suburbs.

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Preliminary shocking CP:

Tsundere Queen Gong X Unscrupulous Two Hundred and Five Receivers

Broken mouth three-eight attack X gloomy poisonous tongue