The King's Altar

Uncle Brown Bear: Hello, is the Yujie Christmas version of the maid dress in your store available?

Customer Service 0: Yes.

Uncle Brown Bear: Delivery within the city?

Customer service 0: send, what size do you need?

Uncle Brown Bear: ... Is that model in your shop also in the photo?

Customer Service 0: Yes.

Uncle Brown Bear: Can I rent her?

Customer service 0: ...

Uncle Brown Bear: Isn't your store responsive?Right finger, I'm an illustrator, just wanted to ask the model to take some more photos for me in this maid outfit...

Customer service 0: Oh, that’s it. I can rent it with a base salary of [-] per hour. I’ll give you a new link for model fees. Please take pictures of the maid outfits and then pay for model fees.

Uncle Brown Bear: Ha, the beauty in the photo is you, sister, you are so beautiful~(≧▽≦)/~

Customer service 0: Add 20 yuan to wear black suspenders.

Uncle Brown Bear: ...

Customer service 0: Add 50 yuan to shave your legs.

Uncle Brown Bear: ...

Customer service 0: Add 80 yuan to wear high heels...

Uncle Brown Bear: ...

Customer service 0: Do you need to take pictures from a special angle?Need cropped bottoms?Wear lace thongs and add one hundred yuan. If I don’t add this money, I can only wear cheap dog boxers.

Uncle Brown Bear: ...

Customer Service 0: Are you still online?Hello?What about people?

Chen Yuejin slapped the keyboard, and smirked a few times triumphantly: "Damn it, how dare you play hooligans with me? Kid, you are a little tender! You actually went offline without saying hello! Do you still want to pretend to be a maid?"

Sitting across from him, Jiang Zhaowei slid over with a chair, "Oh? Is there really someone who bought that extremely expensive maid outfit?"

Chen Yuejin put his feet up on the computer desk, shook the chair, picked up a bag of potato chips and laughed while chewing: "No way, what he likes is not a maid outfit, but a hot and sexy one, baahahaha... "

Jiang Zhaowei clicked on his chat history, and smiled: "You are so unkind, you scared people away."

As soon as the voice fell, there was a ding dong, and the link of the model fee was photographed, and the buyer, Uncle Brown Bear, replied: Sorry, the gas collector came just now and left for a while.I like to have a cheap dog at home, and I don’t need thongs. Is it two hundred yuan an hour?

Chen Yuejin opened his mouth wide stiffly.

Jiang Zhaowei replied instead of him: No problem, you can shoot, the models will be dressed in maid outfits to deliver the goods in the afternoon.

Uncle Brown Bear: Great, I’m looking forward to it~(☆o☆)/~

Chen Yuejin spat out the potato chips in his mouth, and a layer of goosebumps appeared on his neck.

Jiang Zhaowei hugged his face and slid back to his computer, laughing silently until his whole body trembled.

King's Altar, a house-style cute thing franchise store, has a loud and grand name. It sounds like a chain institution with magnificent decoration, but it is not the case. Its physical store is located on the first floor of an old small western-style building in the old part of the old city. Bei Mingle has four employees: Chen Yuejin, customer service number 0 of the online store, Jiang Zhaowei, customer service number 1, Feng Qu, a salesman and transporter, and Yuan Mingqing, a finance and planning designer.

Due to the remote location of the small western-style building, it is located in a single-door courtyard surrounded by a European-style iron fence, and the surrounding similar western-style buildings are all private residences, so passers-by did not notice that it is a shop, although the courtyard door It is wide open, and there is still a store nameplate hanging on the door, but still few people come into the store. Most of them are buyers from the same city who come to pick up the goods, or some regular customers stop by for a sit-down.

Feng Qu went to the factory early in the morning to transport a batch of goods and came back. As soon as the car drove into the yard, he heard Chen Yuejin's wailing: "I won't go, I won't go, Lord Belle, I've been with you for more than a year. There is hard work without credit, you can't treat me like this—"

"It was you who negotiated the price with him. If you don't deliver the goods, you will be complained." Boss Bei Le held up a razor grimly, "Zhaowei, Ming and Qing, hold him down!"

Chen Yuejin was pressed by Jiang Zhaowei and Yuan Mingqing on the big Totoro sofa and took off his jeans, revealing that he had cheap dog boxers and two naked, slender legs with uniform fur. , Lord Belle, you are forcing someone into prostitution!"

Bei Le polished one of his hairy legs three times, five times and two times, and Jiang Zhaowei and Yuan Mingqing exclaimed together: "Oh~ so white, tsk tsk tsk!"

Feng Qu pushed open the mahogany glass-lined sliding door, stepped into the store and complained: "I called you outside to move the goods, but no one answered for a long time. What are you doing?"

Chen Yuejin broke away from the three beasts in clothes and clothes, and ran to Feng Qu to seek shelter with tears in his eyes: "Cricket, save me, save me, they want to shave my legs!"

Feng Qu bent down, touched Chen Yuejin's polished thigh curiously, and sighed: "It's so tender, why do you keep the other side? It's time to plan."

Chen Yuejin vomited three liters of blood: "Inhumanity, inhumanity..."

Although Bei Le loves money like his life, he also has to take into account the personal safety of his employees. In order to prevent his gold customer service number 0 from being harassed by obscene men, he specially ordered Feng Qu to accompany the customers.

Chen Yuejin is nearly 1.8 meters tall. He puts on a maid outfit and poses like a babe, and takes a few photos with a small flower or a kitten.It is the most salivating royal sister style among otaku nowadays!But the actual situation is a Vajra Barbie, which is too horrible to look at!

In order to keep the reality as consistent as possible with the photos, Yuan Mingqing put on a wig, false eyelashes and some makeup on him.

A gust of wind blew by, Chen Yuejin shook twice, rubbing his bare thighs, "Oh, boss, is the model fee considered public and private?"

Belle was expressionless: "The model fee is yours, but if your service is not good and the buyer gives a bad review, your bonus will be deducted."

"Okay! Comrades, I'm going!" Chen Yuejin cheered up, holding fiery red high-heeled shoes in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and wearing flip-flops on his feet, he waved boldly and ran towards Feng Qu's jeep. Bumping and bumping, the boxer pants underneath are looming.

Jiang Zhaowei covered his eyes and turned his head away in pain, "I have a hunch that the buyer will be disillusioned after seeing me, and will definitely give a bad review!"

Yuan Mingqing put away the set of makeup tools and patted him on the shoulder: "This is the tragedy caused by molesting buyers."

Buyer ID: Uncle Brown Bear

Buyer's address: Block C, Xiaopin Apartment, 2012.

After arriving at the destination, Chen Yuejin gasped as he looked at the invoice: "I'll wipe it! 2012? This is too unlucky! Cricket, you can go up with me."

Feng Qu adjusted his sunglasses, looked up at the apartment building, "Isn't he just a wretched man? I have confidence in you, you are definitely more wretched than him, don't be afraid!"

"What if it's not one wretched man but a group of wretched men?" Chen Yuejin looked at him tearfully, "Look at his ID, Uncle Brown Bear, what a tough old otaku he must be! Withstood the destruction?"

Feng Qu was right after thinking about it, so he nodded, got out of the car and locked the jeep, "Oh, it's all your fault for being too obscene, won't you be fine if you don't tease him?"

"I don't dare to do it anymore, can't I?" Chen Yuejin put on his high-heeled shoes and limped along with his wig mournfully.

Chen Yuejin tensed his nerves all the way, muttering: "Cricket, tell me, what if that wretched man is very strong and has excellent martial arts, neither of us can beat him?"

Feng Qu squinted at him contemptuously: "Don't be persecuted and paranoid break out, you kind of thing will die at the sight of light, thank God if the buyer doesn't lose his appetite."

"What?" Chen Yuejin took advantage of the fact that there was no one else in the elevator, deliberately lifted up his skirt and raised his legs, and pushed him with his smooth knees, whining: "Cricket, you obviously praised him for being so tender~"

Feng Qu raised his eyebrows: "Is there? I don't remember."

"Come on, touch someone, let my hot legs give you an extraordinary touch~"

Feng Qu said coldly: "Don't bother me, after touching you, you have to disinfect your hands when you go back."

"It's dead, my brother only told you to touch it with one hand, but you still want to touch it with both hands? Uh~ I'm so shy~ Brother, it's my first time shaving my legs, and I just want to dedicate the first time to you~" Chen Yuejin Covering his face shyly.

Feng Qu's expression remained unchanged: "I don't want it, thank you."

Chen Yuejin took his hand and said joyfully, "Don't be shy, oh, we'll be on the twentieth floor soon, if you don't touch it later, the buyer will be cheaper~Touch here, touch here~"

Feng Qu: "Since you are so relaxed, I won't accompany you in, goodbye."

Chen Yuejin collapsed in an instant, and the dog skin stuck to Feng Qu's shoulder like a plaster, begging in a rough voice: "Brother, don't be so stingy..."

Feng Qu smiled, turned around and touched his thigh vigorously, "If you don't change your mouth, you will get beaten one day."

Chen Yuejin was dizzy from the smell of powder all over his face, rubbed his eyes indiscriminately, and rubbed the false eyelashes of his left eye from the upper eyelid to the lower eyelid, "Yeah? Why do I feel something is wrong?"

"The eyelashes are crooked." Feng Qu held his face, "Close your eyes."

Chen Yuejin obediently closed his eyes.

Feng Qu pulled out the false eyelashes of his right eye, and stuck them on the lower eyelid like his left eye, "Okay."

When we reached the 12th floor and found Room [-], Chen Yuejin's legs were shaking: "Brother, I'm really more nervous than a blind date!"

"Isn't it just to take a few photos, why are you so nervous?" Feng Qu ignored him and pressed the doorbell hard.

"I always think it's not that simple." Chen Yuejin tugged at his short skirt and shrank to the door: "I have a hunch that the buyer saw my photo in the store, fell in love with me at first sight, and will soon fall in love with me at second sight, and will continue to do so for a long time. Endlessly entangled..."

The door opened, and Feng Qu showed a professional smile, "Hi, I'm the delivery man from King's Altar."

Unexpectedly, the door was opened by a short girl, about 20 years old, with a baby face, wearing a pink sweatshirt, lively and very cute.

Feng Qu's smile deepened, "Excuse me, are you Uncle Brown Bear?"

The girl responded crisply: "I am.

"Please inspect the goods."

Chen Yuejin's heart beat faster when he saw the beautiful girl, and he jumped on it, put his hands on his chin to make a flower bone and pretended to be cute: "Uncle Brown Bear~ I am the model you want..."

"Ah—a monster!" The girl knocked Chen Yuejin away with a punch.

Jiang Zhaowei is famous for his crow's mouth, good but not good, bad spirit, King's Altar won the first negative review - "The product is seriously inconsistent with the photos! It is shoddy! It is the first time to buy a negative review, too Angry! I clearly took a picture of a beautiful sister, but your store sent a transvestite and wretched man! It’s really scary, and it affects my creative mood! Return + complain!"

The seller explained: Did you make a mistake?I'm born beautiful and handsome. Where is the modern avant-garde so scary?Even if it's not to your taste, you can't beat and insult people, right?If you have no vision, you should have taste. If you have no taste, you should also be educated. If you are not educated, you should also have quality. Keep in mind that this society is not so easy to mess with. Be a human being and don’t be too arrogant. I advise you to read more and see the world to gain some knowledge.

"One rat droppings ruined a pot of porridge, and you ruined the 100% favorable rate of King's Altar, and your bonus will be deducted [-] yuan..." Bei Le held on to a peacock hair ballpoint pen, and wrote down a sum in the account book in an orderly manner. .

Chen Yuejin finished typing "Seller's Explanation" in one breath, rubbed the bruises on his eyes, and left aggressively with a slam of the mouse: "Anyway, the bonus is deducted, I'm absent from work today!"

Bei Le adjusted his glasses, smiled and made another note: Injured on duty, a subsidy of [-] yuan.