[Ghost Extermination] A plug-in ghost who wants to bask in the sun

The attribute of chopping necks when you meet a few pillars every day. I refer to the hand ghosts that appear in Ghost Slayer, the setting of siblings in Shangxian No. [-], and Wu Mi, and decide to blur and overlap your fatal points. "

"Chachacha," Xianyu's mind became muddled, I gnawed on an apple, and smiled humbly asking for advice, "It's easy to understand not being able to bask in the sun and hating wisteria flowers, but I don't understand the last one."

The system living in the brain especially wanted to change the residence, and resisted the urge to tear down the house: "That is to say, change the parameters of your fatal point from the neck to some other place. Use [①]. Then divide the damage between your fatal points into two, and you will die only if the two fatal points are killed at the same time [②]. The most important thing is to put a protective film on your two fatal points .[③]”

"Oh, how do I do it?" In the process of peeling bananas.

I didn’t get a response for a few minutes. Just as I gnawed the last bit of the banana, I felt another burst of pain in my heart, and then a sudden cramping in my stomach. I jumped up on the spot: “It’s over, it’s over, this banana is poisonous! I’m going to have a heart attack!”

The voice of the system did not come from the head this time, but it was from a lower position, which seemed to be on the stomach side, "Don't make a fuss, I moved to your heart and set your fatal points to the heart and stomach , better for your stomach, understand?"

...junk food lovers don't want to know.

[Wu Mi’s ghost transformation is a body variation, and the system’s ghost transformation is realized by modifying body parameters to tend to this variation. More detailed settings will be added later. Transparent, you can skip it. 】

breath (catch insects)

When I first arrived, the system and I felt very unfamiliar with this place. Mr. Crocodile set Ghost Slayer as before World War II. This era is very far away for me.

In order to adapt to the ghostly corpse, the system and I simply lived in the temple.The tribute of the temple will only be delivered once every other week, and I ate up the food the morning before I came here, holding the belly of singing empty city tricks until night fell, and then I rushed into the forest and went to the mountain downhill. People gallop.

Sunday is the only time of the week when I don't have to go down the mountain to steal poor people's meals.To be fair, I'm still not used to Japanese food.

On Saturday afternoon, while I was hiding behind the Buddha statue and cursing without misfortune, two villagers came up with new offerings.

It feels like the scene of a Japanese listening test. As a Japanese major, I can occasionally catch a few familiar words, but they speak too fast and in a very low voice, as if they are afraid of being heard by someone. The empty plate after eating was full of fear.

I guiltyly asked the system: "Do they think the mouse is stealing food?"

"Which mouse knows like you that an apple has a core left, a banana is peeled, and raw white rice cannot be eaten."

The dog forces the system!Can't say anything nice!Angrily, I kicked my legs in the void, and the Buddha statue made a dull sound.

Not to mention that I was frightened, the two villagers ran out screaming, and the shouts of "God" echoed from the top of the mountain.

I thought they wouldn't come. After the sun went down, a faint smell of blood wafted over. At the same time, the two villagers pushed open the door of the temple again.

The tribute in my hand was replaced with fresh food, including roasted chicken and even sake that I had been thinking about for a long time.

But the smell of food was gradually replaced by stench. I sat up and saw a figure galloping towards me through the open temple door. There was no doubt that it was a ghost.

Nervousness swept over my body, I have an extraordinary fear of this creature, even now that I have become their kind.

The two villagers laid out the food unconsciously, and even knelt down to worship the god. I tensed up and whispered: "Go quickly."

The doubtful expression of the villagers was replaced by panic. Probably in his field of vision, I jumped out from behind the statue, which was a bit scary.

Subconsciously, I reached out to block the ghost's attack. The hand that was about to crush the villagers' necks pinched my wrist. The ghost was taken aback, and smiled maliciously at me: "Is this your food?"

After I understood this sentence, my stomach was churning. In the setting of Ghost Slayer, the more people the ghost eats, the stronger it becomes. The stench of the ghost that eats people becomes more obvious. nausea.

As my kind, I couldn't kill him, so I could only save the two villagers by delaying. After the villagers escaped, the way the ghost looked at me changed, and it clearly expressed its hatred.

I was also annoyed at being touched by his dirty hands.

According to the system, this was a very good actual combat. Melee combat made me get used to my body in a short time. Although I couldn't kill him, I still kicked his head and flew him outside the temple when the sun came out. up.

After pestering this guy all night, I couldn't help but get that stench on my body. I felt awkward all over, and my desire to take a bath gradually grew, and my stomach growled.

"I'm starving..." But now that I saw the barbecue, I had no appetite at all, so I peeled a banana and ate it.

At this moment, the gate of the temple was kicked open, and the one wearing the uniform of the Ghost Slayer Squad came in with the morning sun...

"I rely on Brother Yiyong?"

Although Yoshioka Tomioka couldn't understand Chinese, it obviously didn't prevent him from pulling out the Japanese sword.

I almost choked to death when I took a bite of a banana. After going through these bad experiences, I don’t think I will touch bananas, a fruit that is easy to choke to death, again in my life.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka is really the main character of Demon Slayer. He was the first to discover Tanjiro and Nezuko.If you want to be a detective, it's probably very strong.

I swallowed the banana in my throat with difficulty and looked at him nervously.Although he won't die, it must be very painful to have his head cut off by water.

"ghost?"

I thought my head was going to fall to the ground, but Tomioka Yoshiyuki seemed to be able to talk a little bit, I nodded, and took another bite of banana as soon as possible, I was so fucking nervous, eat more to calm my little heart.

"...A banana-eating ghost?"

If Wu Mi knew, he would probably be able to laugh angrily.

I put down the banana in embarrassment, and pointed to the barbecue next to me: "Meat, eat it too."

There is still a big gap between the pronunciation of meat in Japanese and that of people. In addition to my poor Japanese, Tomioka Yoshiyuki looked at me very strangely.

I really worked hard to learn grammar... I guess I didn't make a mistake.

I survived in the end, Tomioka Yoshiyuki and I sat opposite each other in the temple until night, and followed me to the small river in the forest to take a bath. After I thoroughly washed away the remaining breath of the ghost, he looked at me. His eyes were completely blank.

If it wasn't for my destiny, I would rush to him and ask him to marry me today.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka flew to the headquarters of the Demon Slayer Squad with my news, and he himself was in charge of guarding me until the lord gave me a reply.

He said he was a guard, but in fact, compared to the money bag, during the days when I went with him, I finally had a guarantee of food every day, and every time I ate, he sat across from me as if looking at a starving ghost.

When I was finally brought to the headquarters, as expected, all the pillars were already staring at me.After seeing through the little angel souls under their fierce appearance, I am not at all cowardly.

The pillars listened to a string of broken Chinese words: "Wuichiro is really cute..." "Snake love with a face" "What is Yanzhu's name..." "Oh, big brother's hair is really beautiful !"

Thank goodness I arrived at night this day, without the sun, I can’t be killed. When Kawa Miniya rushed over, I asked Yoshiyuki Tomioka in a leisurely manner: "Is the food in the headquarters delicious?"

Probably from the sound of these columns, it is the arrogant ghost asking: "Are the members of your ghost killing team delicious?"

After a while of flying around, Immortal Kawasami hurt his arm, and the smell of his thin blood permeated the air. Amidst his grin, I sniffed and said, "It's the smell of wine, I really do. Very hungry."

They couldn’t understand them because they spoke Chinese, and the only system that could understand laughed in my head: “Only Lao Baigan, a drunkard like you, can take it down.”

"What is she talking about?" The language system is really a headache, but it's just that they can't understand me, and I can still understand most of their words.

It was like going back to the period when I frantically used Japanese news to grind my ears in college. Not only did I not panic, but I was a little bit broken.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka glanced at me, but didn't answer.

It wasn't until the protagonist completely suppressed the audience that I was exposed: "I know you can speak Japanese."

"...Grammar is too difficult." It's like seeing Japanese people while traveling and being driven to communicate with them, oh!look!It is a free Japanese conversation communication practice object.

Of course, after I learned Japanese, I didn’t have anyone who pushed me away, only my mother pushed me to speak English with foreigners when I was in elementary school far away.

All the Japanese people present listened to me choking out a complaint about Japanese grammar for a long time. Thinking about it, the feeling would not be any better. I blinked and tried to choke out the second sentence: "I don't eat people."

"..." Yoshiyuki Tomioka's report has more words than mine.

The lord asked me: "What's your name?"

Regarding the name, I persistently repeated it to Tomioka Yoshiyuki no less than a hundred times, but he couldn't pronounce the last two words well except for the last name, so he gave up.

At this moment, I showed an expectant smile, and replied to the lord: "Li Shunshun."

"..."

Since then, my name in the Ghost Slayer Squad has been settled down as "李(ri)".

The stalk of the name has been turned over, the nickname is really helpless, Immortal Kawasami took the lead in calling me a stutterer, even if I don’t speak Japanese very well later