cannon fodder stand-in alliance

The scene was a little awkward.

Fortunately, Cheng Lang's mental quality is excellent.In a blink of an eye, he showed a bright smile at the visitor, showing his eight white teeth neatly, and said nonchalantly, "It's getting late, I'll go downstairs first. You guys chat slowly."

After finishing speaking, facing everyone's scorching gaze, he walked down the stairs calmly.

Lu Chengxuan looked at Qin Mu, and asked with a complicated face, "Is what he said true?"

Qin Mu glanced at Lu Chengxuan, his usually indifferent gaze was full of warning: "Don't provoke Cheng Lang again."

Lu Chengxuan's face turned pale, and he asked in disbelief: "I don't believe it! How could you fall in love with this kind of person?"

Qin Mu didn't bother to explain too much to Lu Chengxuan: "Remember what I said. I don't want to see Aunt Pei crying and begging me for you again."

Hearing Qin Mu's threat, Lu Chengxuan's expression instantly became embarrassed.

As soon as Cheng Lang returned to the first floor, the foreman came over sneakily: "How is it? Did you see the big boss? What did you say to you?"

"Isn't business busy tonight?" Cheng Lang looked at the winking foreman and said with a smile, "You're so free."

"I don't care about you!" The foreman clicked his tongue, elbowed Cheng Lang's chest, and asked curiously, "Tell me! Why are you looking for me?"

"I want to pay for my life." Cheng Lang said solemnly: "From now on, I can spend the boss's money, live in the boss' villa, and drive the boss' car."

"Cut!" The foreman waved his hand boringly: "If you don't want to say it, forget it. I'm too lazy to ask."

Seeing the foreman who left with his head wobbly, Cheng Lang innocently shrugged his shoulders.He was telling the truth.

The guests in the audience had been waiting for Cheng Lang to come on stage.Seeing Cheng Lang dawdling and refusing to go on stage, he couldn't help urging loudly: "Where's the person?"

"Could it be that it fell into the toilet on the second floor? Has anyone gone up to fish it?"

Hearing that someone added a scene to the bathroom on the second floor, Cheng Lang couldn't help but continue: "Today there is no scene in the bathroom on the second floor, some people should not cue themselves."

If you don't let the cue, you don't let the cue.Also, "Some people don't want to cue themselves", the guests who paid for the show quit immediately: "How do you talk?"

"Aren't we also worried about your personal safety?"

"Or did your boss call you into the office to discuss work again? Did something unexpected happen?" What is unexpected etiquette?

Cheng Lang walked onto the stage slowly with his guitar in his arms, and he started to give advice to the big guys: "Don't always have such a rich imagination. Our Brother Chen is actually a very honest and responsible leader——"

"Hey!" The guests in the audience booed unanimously, and someone added: "The leader is an honest and responsible leader, and the employees may not be honest and responsible employees."

"How to speak!" Cheng Lang imitated the customer's accent, plucked the strings of the piano, and came up with a short impromptu solo, and corrected the words: "The employee is also a positive and good employee."

"Shut up!"

Cheng Lang shook his head: "Don't keep making noises like this. Have you ever heard of the allusion that Mr. Nan Guo played the Yu to King Xuan of Qi? You are all people with real talents and practical learning, and you must have your own opinions in doing things. Don't be called on by others. , overuse 'call' to make up the number."

"Next, I will randomly select a few guests who particularly like to interact with me, and give you a chance to stand on my left."

This burden shakes neatly.The guests at the scene couldn't help but groaned again, and immediately thought of the allusion Cheng Lang made up now, the groaning stopped abruptly.

However, it was too late.Cheng Lang quickly ordered a guest who was particularly fond of booing, and invited with a guitar in his arms, "Come on, man. It's already this time, so why not be embarrassed."

The face of the guest who was pointed by Cheng Lang blushed.Crazy waved his hands and shook his head, no matter what he refused to go on stage.

Cheng Lang invited several times but failed to invite anyone up, so he was inevitably a little disappointed: "Sure enough, there are countless vows and pledges in the party. Yesterday, he kept saying that he was the only one who spoiled me, but today he refuses to let him on stage."

The guest couldn't hold it anymore, and Gu Ying, who had exposed Cheng Lang, felt sorry for himself: "You didn't come yesterday."

Cheng Lang immediately answered: "I didn't come, but my soul is here!"

Someone rubbed their arms: "It's late at night, can you stop doing this?"

Cheng Lang heard the sound and looked over, and found that the speaker was also an old acquaintance: "You cook and you like to play?"

The man quit immediately: "I don't bring such a thing. Let you listen to a cross talk here, why do you still call him a nickname?"

"I have a good memory." Cheng Lang hugged the guitar and added, "What's more, you are such an outstanding cook."

The audience roared with laughter.

Several companions who came with that person said with a smile: "You have a good nickname. He is really good at playing games. He is good at games and loves to play. If he loses, he will be impatient."

After finishing speaking, he asked Cheng Lang again: "Do you usually play chicken? We can add a friend and play together in a team."

Cheng Lang shook his head, he never played games.I haven't even played minesweeper on my computer or Snake on my phone.Not to mention those fancy online games.

Several guests didn't know whether Cheng Lang was telling the truth or a lie, and the talented and playful guests suddenly became excited: "It's great if you don't know how to play. I can teach you. Then we will play double row together .”

Cheng Lang looked at the other party's cheerful appearance and seriously suspected that he wanted to kill his teammates.

The guests in the audience obviously don't like to listen to the young man talking about online games, so he urged Cheng Lang to say some more funny jokes.Cheng Lang obeyed.I sang a few more songs, and I was fooling around for two hours.

When he stepped down, Brother Wang still stayed where he was.First handed Cheng Lang a bottle of water, and then asked, "I heard that Amano is looking for you?"

Cheng Lang unscrewed the bottle cap and asked while drinking, "Did Meng Tianye call you?"

Brother Wang shook his head: "How could Tianye call me? He was afraid that I would persuade him to sign Qin Dynasty."

Cheng Lang said: "If you want to persuade, just call him."

Brother Wang looked at Cheng Lang, with a hint of pleading in his tone: "Call him. He will listen to you."

Cheng Lang glanced at Brother Wang.

Brother Wang asked a little uncomfortably, "What do you see me doing?"

"It's nothing." Cheng Lang said with emotion: "I just didn't expect that, Brother Wang, you are quite a nice person."

Wang Lu'an frowned: "It's very good, what kind of card will you send me?"

Brother Wang suspected that Cheng Lang wanted to kill him again.But Cheng Lang's performance today is over.

Cheng Lang looked at Brother Wang, who was a bow and a snake, and shook his head: "I'm overthinking. I'm just praising you for being a good person."

"It's not a good thing for you to praise people!" Brother Wang thanked Bumin: "Have you ever seen a weasel give a chicken a New Year greeting?"

"Why do you always want to be a chicken!" Cheng Lang also groaned, and couldn't help but answer: "I'll find another iron pot later, and I'll cook it for you."

Brother Wang closed his lips tightly.Infinite remorse in my heart.He didn't need to say that.

"I won't play poor with you." Brother Wang took the initiative to admit defeat: "Today is Amano's birthday. I didn't expect that other than me, anyone else would remember this."

"I originally wanted to save a game and ask Amano out. I didn't expect that he would record the show tonight, and it would probably last until midnight." Brother Wang said with emotion: "Actually, this kid Amano is not easy. Don't look at him who is usually flamboyant, but he is actually simple-minded and doesn't have any ideas. He has a bad temper and a bad mouth, and most people can't stand him. So in the past few years in X City, I haven't made many friends. "

"I don't know why the two of you see each other right." Brother Wang looked at Cheng Lang, really puzzled.A person like Cheng Lang looks like a genius at first glance, and he would even make friends with a fool like Meng Tianye: "Since you are willing to treat him as a friend, then please, please persuade him more. Especially in entertainment He's a mess in the circle, his bad temper is absolutely unbearable."

Cheng Lang disagreed: "If he is willing to listen to people's advice, he won't be Meng Tianye." He is not a geneticist, so how could he transform a wild horse into a domestic cat.

"But he will definitely listen to your persuasion." Brother Wang said firmly, "As long as you are willing to speak, he will definitely listen."

Cheng Lang narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Brother Wang carefully.

Brother Wang was horrified by Cheng Lang's look: "What are you doing?"

"Okay!" Cheng Lang nodded: "There is progress. Have you learned to swear in a roundabout way?"

Brother Wang was puzzled: "Why did I curse?"

Cheng Lang sneered and didn't speak.

Seeing Cheng Lang's death, Brother Wang thought hard, and finally came to his senses: "I mean, Amano must have listened to your persuasion, and didn't say that you are not human."

Why is your head spinning so fast at such a young age!