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Hearing the inquiries from the two brothers of the Yao family, Cheng Lang cupped his hands, with a very humble attitude: "I'm laughing at the joke, I'm going to use an ax in front of the master."

"That's not sure." Yao Liangjing said enthusiastically: "Whether it's a trick in the door, or a new look, we have to watch the show and talk about it."

"I have great confidence in you." Yao Liangsheng also said: "You are smart, articulate and quick-spoken, and you are even more clever when you hang up. There is no comparison between the two of us."

The two praised Cheng Lang, and then invited: "My master is sitting at another table right now. Would you like us to introduce you?"

"That's such an honor." Cheng Lang smiled brightly, changed the topic, and said, "But Mr. Yao is going to perform on stage soon, right? It seems a bit reckless for me to bother the old man at this time."

This is true.

The two brothers of the Yao family looked at each other and smiled, then clasped their hands together and said, "It's because our senior brothers didn't think carefully. Let's wait until the performance is over."

After dismissing the two brothers from the Yao family, Assistant Hu said to Cheng Lang: "I don't know how my family arranges it. If you put your show behind Master Yao, it would be a big axe in front of Lu Ban's door." .”

Cheng Lang smiled and said nothing.

Assistant Hu continued: "No matter how it was arranged earlier, you just offended the Qin family. If I were Qin Mi, I would definitely change the order of the performances and make you embarrassed."

While speaking, the banquet suddenly fell silent.Master Yao in a coat and his old partner Xu Rujun appeared on the stage.

As soon as Master Yao opened his mouth, there was a section of birthday celebration poem full of flowers.The words are sonorous and the rhythm is steady.The two stood on the stage, you talked to each other, and they sang and harmonized with ease.Truly worthy of being a master-level character.

After a cross talk, the audience applauded.The old birthday star clapped his hands with great satisfaction, and praised: "The two masters have worked hard."

Master Yao is also very humble: "It is also our blessing to be the old man's birthday to be able to say cross talk to the old man. The blessings are more than enough, and bless us with smooth sailing and success in the coming year."

That sounds nice.Mr. Qin suddenly smiled and became even happier.

"Master Yao deserves to be a crosstalk talker. He speaks in a colorful way, which makes people happy." Seeing this, Qin Mi couldn't wait to stand up, and first said a few good words to support the two masters.Then the conversation changed, and he looked at Qin Mu who was sitting on the side: "I heard that elder brother also brought Bai Yujing's stage pillars here today, and said that he wanted to have a cross talk for grandpa's birthday. Why don't you invite people in together. Say It doesn't matter if it's good or not. The key is that elder brother's filial piety is rare."

"Oh?" Hearing Qin Mi's words, Old Master Qin looked at Qin Mu and asked with interest: "Your Bai Yujing's pillars always sing and dance, don't you? Have you changed to talking about cross talk?"

Before Qin Mu could reply, Mr. Zhao, who was sitting in another seat, said with a smile, "This kid is special. Not only can he sing and dance, but he can also talk interestingly."

Mr. Qin looked at Mr. Zhao and asked curiously, "Mr. Zhao also knows?"

"I'm a loyal fan of Cheng Lang now." Mr. Zhao said: "But what Cheng Lang said is not an orthodox cross talk. It's just interesting, and everyone loves to listen."

"Is it good to say, orthodox or not, Master Yao and Master Xu are here, let them listen to it." Qin Mi looked at Mr. Zhao, and asked with a half-smile: "Mr. Zhao cares so much, is it possible that , is this Cheng Lang still your favorite?"

Mr. Zhao smiled when he heard the words, and said without the slightest smoke and fire: "That's not dare. Cheng Lang has made a great wish in Baiyujing, and wants to earn [-] million yuan. In the future, the capital is small and the profits are small, and it is not as rich as the Qin family. But I can’t hold such a role.”

Secretary Qin sneered when he heard the words: "I think he's crazy. He's not as good as an actor, but he still wants to earn [-] million—"

"Whether he can earn it or not depends on himself and whether I will give him this opportunity." Qin Mu interrupted Qin Mi's words, and said calmly: "Young people have ideals and abilities, and know how to make progress. Good thing."

"That's right." Chu Suiyi interjected, "It's better than some people paying for what they do, and just taking a long breath without raising their ambitions."

Qin Mi's face changed: "Who are you talking about—"

"Okay." Old Master Qin interrupted Qin Mi's words, and said with a kind smile: "Since the young man invited by Ah Mu, let him say a few paragraphs. Whether it is good or not is one thing. Willing to join in?" It’s fun, it’s a heart.”

Because of this sentence, Cheng Lang was invited to the stage.

When everyone saw Cheng Lang, they were a little surprised.They originally thought that since Cheng Lang was invited to talk about cross talk, he must dress up as a cross talk actor.As a result, an unusually handsome boy in a black suit walked in from outside.Looking forward to flying, laughing before saying a word, seeing everyone with a bit of cynical affection.

Such a person wants to stand on the stage and talk about cross talk, the contrast is big enough.Everyone cheered up immediately, ready to hear what Cheng Lang had to say.

Cheng Lang stood on the stage and looked around, and everyone looked at him in unison.

Cheng Lang blushed: "I didn't expect that I would be arranged behind Master Yao and Master Xu to talk about cross talk."

Everyone looked at Cheng Lang with interest.I thought that Cheng Lang would definitely say a few words of "hands-on-hand" and other scenes to be humble.Seeing Cheng Lang sighed, he said quietly resentfully: "I actually really envy the two masters. When I saw the two masters talking about cross talk on stage, I would reflect on myself below."

Yao Qixian and Xu Rujun looked at each other, keenly feeling that this kid was going to kill them both.

Sure enough, I saw Cheng Lang touching his face with self-pity: "I thought at the time, the two old gentlemen are so old, and they are still paired up on the stage. To the point of being so alone. If you want to talk about a cross talk, you don't even have a fan."

"Woo!" The audience in the audience heard this and subconsciously booed.

Yao Qixian and Xu Rujun's eyes lit up too, this is a good opening.Although there is no burden of verbatim in it, the key is the occasion.It virtually resolved the embarrassing atmosphere of Mi Qin comparing the two programs.

In fact, when it comes to the art of cross talk, whether it is good or not is one thing, the key is to have an aura.If Cheng Lang humbled himself and showed weakness when he came up, admitting that he was inferior to others.Although it was reasonable, the aura weakened.You can't be the first to grab people's attention. No matter how good the following words are, it will make people lose their energy.

After all, those who love to listen to cross talk are more or less a bit of a nerd.If you concede defeat before the fight, what is the strength of the fight?

That's why the two masters said that Cheng Lang's opening was a good one.It directly aroused people's interest.

Mi Qin naturally also noticed the atmosphere at the banquet. He glanced at Mr. Qin and sneered: "You are not very professional in Bai Yujing. Since you are here to celebrate the old man's birthday, why don't you even prepare your partner in advance?" Okay? Is that how you fooled the old man?"

Although Qin Mi was talking to Cheng Lang, he kept staring at Qin Mu from the corner of his eyes.Every word and every word insinuates, everyone knows who it is aimed at.

Qin Mu frowned, and before he could speak, Cheng Lang said with a shy smile, "Before I came, our manager did ask me if I had such a need. I thought, if I'm looking for a partner temporarily, let's not say if I have it." There is a tacit understanding that I will share half of the appearance fee with him. There is not much money in total, and I am really reluctant. So after much deliberation, let me come alone."

"Then you just listened to an unprofessional cross talk for my grandpa just to save these two money?" Qin Mi sneered, "You really deserve to be a pillar raised by Qin Mu. He only recognizes money but not people!"

Cheng Lang looked at Qin Mi with a smile: "I'm not professional in this cross talk, it's hard to say now. But your grandson is..."

When Cheng Lang said this, he gave Secretary Qin a thumbs up, and said very sincerely: "It's really professional."

The audience roared with laughter.Immediately realizing something was wrong, the laughter stopped abruptly.

Qin Mi's face flushed with anger, and he roared at Cheng Lang, "What did you say?"

"Say you are filial." Cheng Lang slapped his hands and explained sincerely: "Praise you!"

"Are you boasting?" Qin Mi was furious, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Mr. Qin: "Let him talk."

Mr. Qin said with a smile: "I've never heard of this episode, it's quite new."

When Mr. Qin spoke, even if Mi Qin got angry, he would not dare not to listen.He could only look at Cheng Lang glaringly, wishing he could peel Cheng Lang's skin.

Cheng Lang still had that hippie smile on his face, and he cupped his hands at Mr. Qin: "Let me introduce myself to the old birthday man first. My name is Cheng Lang, and I am the new pillar of Bai Yujing. Everyone knows where our Bai Yujing is. .A famous entertainment venue in X City. Those who come out and go in are all people with status and status. Therefore, rich people here are also welcome. You can go to Baiyujing if you have time. Just mention my name, Among other things, I'll give you a [-]% discount on the drinks—"

"Wait a minute!" Mr. Zhao couldn't help yelling, and started to quarrel again: "A [-]% increase?"

"Ang!" Cheng Lang responded, and said confidently: "I'm Bai Yujing's pillar. If you order pillars to drink and sing at the bar, you can't give me a tip!"

Everyone suddenly realized that the co-authorship is so [-]% off.It's also reasonable.

Qin Mi sneered: "It seems that you are not very good as a pillar. You even went to my grandfather's birthday banquet to buy and sell by force, and you are not afraid of embarrassing Bai Yujing."

Upon hearing this, the guests frowned in unison.Everyone felt that Qin Mi was a little angry.On the day of great joy, why bother about talking about cross talk with a burden.

Cheng Lang glanced at Qin Mi, shook his head, and said with a sigh: "This rich man's thinking is different from the rich man's grandson."

Qin Mi's expression changed: "Are you swearing again?"

Cheng Lang's face was full of innocence: "How can this be called a curse? This is a feeling from the bottom of my heart. I just think that this Young Master Qin has a straightforward temperament and a simple mind. His thoughts are also very simple."

Everyone looked at each other and smiled.Isn't it simple-minded!They are all so simple that Sima Zhao's heart is known to everyone.

Mr. Qin frowned: "Continue to talk. I see that you are eloquent, so you must be able to say something different."

Cheng Lang responded, and got back to business: "It was a dark and stormy night for a month. The leader of our Bai Yujing found me and gave me a very important task. He said that a respectable old man was about to celebrate his [-]th birthday. This The old birthday star likes to listen to cross talk the most, and he wants me to tell him something to express my heart."

"I was very surprised at the time. Because everyone knows that I, a pillar of Bai Yujing, usually make money by singing and chatting."

"Hey!" The guests in the audience started booing again.

Cheng Lang glanced at it casually: "What are you thinking? Our Bai Yujing is a formal business place, and I am also a very simple pillar! I just drink and sing, nothing else!"

"Well, it's not enough to be simple!" There was a echo from the crowd, which must be another old customer of Bai Yujing.

The guests who didn't understand the stalk began to inquire back and forth.After figuring it out, I couldn't help but smile.

Cheng Lang continued: "I was reluctant to take this job from the beginning. But our manager said that I must take this job. Because this respected old birthday star is the grandfather of our big boss."

When Cheng Lang said this, he glanced at Qin Mu and said with great emotion: "The rich are self-willed."

"Those who have no money have to accept their fate."

So Cheng Lang resigned to his fate and came over to talk about cross talk.

"Before I came, our boss specially made me such a suit. He drove his Rolls-Royce Phantom to pick me up at the school gate. To tell you the truth, this is the first time I have enjoyed this kind of clothes since I grew up. Treatment." Cheng Lang gestured with hands and feet: "The car drove out of City X and went up Panshan Road. I sat in the car and watched the scenery outside follow the up and down of Panshan Road, and my mood was also very up and down."

"That should be called uneasy." Xu Rujun listened raptly, and couldn't help but praise Cheng Lang.

"What anxiety?" Cheng Lang looked at Xu Rujun blankly.

Xu Rujun said: "Uneasy refers to the state of being anxious and extremely restless. You just said that your mood goes up and down with the scenery outside Panshan Road. It should be described as uneasy."

"I'm not uneasy!" Cheng Lang blinked his eyes: "I know what uneasy means. I have to take it to heart. I go up and down a few times. If you don't want to open up, that's called uneasy. For example, just now The performance of that young master Qin is called apprehension. I don’t have anything to keep in mind, and I can’t describe it as apprehension. It’s just that my mood follows the scene outside, going up and down casually It's just a scene."

"Good!" The audience couldn't help applauding.This shivering cleverness.Qin Mi's face became even more ugly.Qin Mu lowered his head and took a sip of his tea, a subtle smile appeared in his dark eyes.

Mr. Qin still had that kind and kind face on his face, and he grabbed a handful of peanuts with relish, and listened while eating.

Cheng Lang continued: "When I arrived at the Qin Family Villa, it was an eye-opener. I have never seen such a luxurious villa in my life. When I arrived at the door, there were still so many people picking up guests—"

Seeing this, Xu Rujun couldn't help but praise him again: "That's called welcoming guests."

"It's almost the same meaning." Cheng Lang said: "This host is very enthusiastic. As soon as we met, he praised me for being young and promising. As long as I am obedient and work hard, and know what it means to suffer from a loss, I will have a good future in the future. "

"I'm very happy." Cheng Lang said with a smile: "I used to say that when I met fortune tellers. Usually at this time, I habitually took out 200 yuan. But I don't need it today, because the person who said this sentence today He is the son of a rich man. The son of a rich man is also a rich man, so he must not be talking about my money. He really thinks so. He thinks that I will become a great weapon in the future."

The dough-like face of the third uncle of the Qin family suddenly elongated, and he glanced at Cheng Lang calmly.

Cheng Lang smiled and cupped his hands: "Then I will accept your good words!"

Mr. Qin glanced at the third uncle of the Qin family, and said with a smile: "It seems that all my grandchildren have poor words? Did you make Mr. Xiao angry?"

"Old birthday star, you are too serious." Cheng Lang cupped his hands at Mr. Qin again: "You are a person with high morals, high prestige, and deep blessings. As soon as I saw you, I felt very kind and close. To tell you the truth, I was an orphan since I was a child. I have no father or mother, and I grew up in an orphanage. So in my young mind, my imaginary father is like you."

Mr. Qin smiled when he heard the words: "Oh? It seems that the two of us are destined?"

Cheng Lang said cheekily: "If your old man is willing, fate can actually be cultivated."

Old Master Qin was amused. He has seen big storms and waves in his life, and he has seen countless people.But it was the first one who was as shameless as Cheng Lang.

"How do you want to cultivate the fate between us?" Mr. Qin asked, "Do you recognize me as your father?"

"If the old birthday star has this intention, I won't spoil your interest on this big day." Cheng Lang said cheekily, pretending to be shy: "It's up to you whether you recognize your father or not. I mainly want to experience It’s like being a filial son and grandson to the rich.”

These words were harsh enough, the third uncle of the Qin family and Qin Mi exploded at the same time: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

The third uncle of the Qin family knew that he couldn't say Cheng Lang, so he immediately challenged Qin Mu: "The old man's [-]th birthday, is this how you congratulate the old man?"

Qin Mu took a deep look at Cheng Lang, and immediately asked, "Do you want to be a filial son or a virtuous grandson?"

Cheng Lang looked at Qin Mu and suddenly realized that he had almost slipped away.

Becoming a father to a big boss is not completely sure, so don't try it lightly.Cheng Lang touched the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead, looked at Mr. Qin, and said very obediently: "That depends on what the old man thinks."

The author has something to say: Mr. Qin: I think you want to hang me, it's too late!