scum of rebirth
Chapter 11 Eat it yourself
Ding Hao was woken up in a daze in the morning, people outside knocked on the door firmly, Ding Hao buried his head in the quilt and continued to sleep, Bai Bin also woke up, Aunt Wu this Sunday He also deliberately asked them to rest for a while. It should not be her, so there is only one person who will come on Sunday.
"Brother! Brother! Brother, are you up yet?"
Bai Lu's whisper was still sweet, and Ding Hao wailed, how could this poor child tell the time at a fixed time? Why didn't she get tired of reporting at seven o'clock on time?
Ding Hao was still dawdling, but Bai Bin rubbed his eyes and went down to open the door, "Bai Lu, are you here so early?"
Bai Lu is wearing a small woolen skirt with lace today, her hair is untied, she is a bit cute, she looks at Bai Bin with bright eyes, "Brother, grandpa is here too, I am waiting for you below, I I learned a lot today, and I will recite it to you first, why are you here? Ah?!"
When Bai Lu saw Ding Hao poking his head under the quilt, he raised his head in a low voice, wishing he could tear down the roof, that hatred, that gnashing of teeth, if Bai Bin wasn't here to stop him, he might have the desire to jump up and kill Ding Hao.Ding Hao's hairs stood on end under her stare, and he pulled up the quilt again, "Hey, hey, Bai Lu! What are you doing you..." So what if he slept here, before, before Bai Bin begged He doesn't want to stay!This is clearly my fault!Ding Xiaohao was also very depressed when he was arrested in the morning.
"Wait for 10 minutes." Bai Bin looked at his watch, turned his little cousin out without any discussion, and dragged Ding Hao out when he saw that Ding Hao was still huddled under the blanket with his messy hair, "Hao Hao, go wash up quickly." , Grandpa is here, we have to go down."
Since Bai Lu guarded the door like a door god, Ding Hao could only quickly resolve the fight with Bai Bin in this small wash room. This was the first time he and Bai Bin squeezed together to wash his face and mouth. Bai Bin didn't even feel disgusted, so he was relieved.
The bilingual kindergarten that little girl Bai Lu attended was something to show off at that time. There were two golden-haired foreigners in it. The children went to see the foreigners between classes as if they were giant pandas. Bai Lu recited Yang's nursery rhymes the best. This Sunday, the whole family came to Bai Bin's house just to show off.
The little girl was wearing a neat little skirt, standing there, with her little chin raised high, and began to recite a nursery rhyme, "Little monkey, go up the tree ~ pick a fart for daddy ~ pick a fart for mommy..."
"Pfft—" Ding Hao couldn't hold back, and sprayed the milk in one mouthful.
Bai Lu became angry, "What are you doing! I won't pick your fart!!"
Ding Hao's stomach ached from laughing, and he waved his hands repeatedly, "I won't eat, I won't eat, you can eat slowly by yourself, ah, hahaha... Oh, Bai Bin, I can't do it anymore, let me rely on you for a while... Ah ha ha ha ha...!!!" Ding Hao laughed so hard that Aunt Wu's mouth trembled when she heard it, but she coughed to save face for the little girl.
"Pick a fart for grandpa..."
The old man Bai's face was not very good-looking, and he gave Bai Lu's parents a lesson, "What kind of kindergarten do you let the child go to? Why do you still teach the child to swear? If it doesn't work, change it quickly!"
Bai Lu's parents hurriedly explained, "Dad, this is a bilingual nursery rhyme. 'Fart Chi' means peach, and Bai Lu is saying that she wants to pick a peach for you to eat..."
Old man Bai was still very uncomfortable, muttering that this foreign devil can't teach good things, Bai Lu is a clever girl, as soon as her mother gave her a wink, she immediately changed to a few singing and dancing actors, singing and dancing to change the atmosphere When he came back, old man Bai finally got his way, "Lulu sings well and dances beautifully too!"
Bai Lu stared at Bai Bin eagerly, holding the hem of her skirt with her small hands, as if watching the judges score.Bai Bin also looked at her and smiled, "Very good, Lulu is very good."
The little girl just laughed, turned her head and threw herself into her mother's arms, laughing non-stop.Old Man Bai was also happy, "Lulu likes your brother so much?"
Bai Lu poked her head out of her mother's arms and nodded, "Yes, yes." After thinking about it, she added, "When I grow up, I will take [-] points every day like my brother."
Ding Hao sticks out his tongue at Bai Bin behind her, what does a little girl know? You, from now on the test papers will be 150 points. If your brother wants to take [-] exams, you just wait to cry, haha!
The little girl looked at Ding Hao disliked, turned her head to discuss with Mr. Bai, "Grandpa, let Ding Hao come to my house?"
Mr. Ding became interested, "Why, does Lulu also like your brother Ding Hao?"
The little girl twitched her mouth, pointed at Ding Hao, and expressed her intentions very straightforwardly, "Let him go to my house, why don't I stay here with my brother?"
Bai Lu's father was irritated, he picked up the precious daughter and rubbed her face, muttering, "Lu Lu wants your brother not to have a father?" The little bear biscuits I bought are also given to your brother Haohao to eat, ahhh, I ate them all in one bite!"
Three black lines hung down from Ding Hao's head, how edible this is for me, Bai Lu, you bastard, how did you spread it to me when you went back! !
After watching Bai Lu's performance and eating breakfast, Mr. Bai gave them gifts one by one. Bai Lu's was a doll, and Bai Bin's and Ding Hao's was a bully, with two handles to play together.Ding Hao looked at this thing with interest, the favorite of primary school students.
Insert the card, electronic music sounds, Super Mario, start playing!
Playing this game is a technical job, our goal is: to fight monsters, upgrade, and wear equipment!
Step on monsters, top gold, eat mushrooms, and transform!
Bring a mount!Ride a lion!Drill through the fire ring! !
Ding Hao had a great time playing all the way, accompanied by Bai Bin, and occasionally came up to play with him, and gradually surpassed Ding Hao, Ding Hao almost threw the small pocket TV in Bai Bin's room for the nth time to avoid monsters. When I was torn off the handle cable, I finally admitted that in this world, IQ is indeed something that cannot be surpassed.
Ding Hao looked sourly at Bai Bin's pull of Xiaoqier, and couldn't help going up to make trouble for him, "It's my turn, it's my turn!"
Bai Bin raised the handle, "I'll drill another circle of fire, Haohao, just wait..."
Bai Lu held up the doll and pointed it at Ding Hao's forehead, and knocked, "Don't bully my brother!" The doll was well-made, and it knocked softly, but Ding Hao groaned, "Left, left, knock hard!" Comfortable, come a few more times."
Bai Lu was so angry that she stopped knocking, and an idea popped up as soon as she rolled her eyes, "Why don't you play this, and I'll play a game with my brother?"
Ding Hao looked at her, thinking of Bai Lu's old hatred for describing himself as a foodie before, he couldn't help but grow out of his guts, hugged Bai Bin and gnawed on his face, this time he really gnawed, with small teeth marks They all stayed, Ding Hao wiped his mouth, and looked at Bai Lu with a gracious look, "I~I~don't~change~you~!"
Bai Bin was also stunned while holding the handle of the game console, but soon turned his attention to the game, and continued riding the little lion to jump through the fire ring without wiping off the drool on his face.
Bai Lu's eyes were wide open, her mouth couldn't close, and she clenched her fists for a long time before getting angry, "You're shameless!!" The next sentence brought out the essential purpose, "I, I want to kiss too!!"
"No, you don't watch TV, you don't watch TV, do you?"
"Then men and women can kiss by giving and receiving?!"
"That is required!"
"Ding Hao, you...you are shameless! Shameless! Shameless!"
Little cousin Bai Lu went home crying.Ding Hao waved his little hand to see Bai Lu at the door, his small white teeth sticking out and he laughed, "Come again, Bai Lu!"
The little girl was lying on her father's shoulder and secretly spit at him!She has never seen such a bad person in her life, the little girl thought bitterly.
Ding Hao didn't care either, he still kindly sent Bai Lu off, but Mr. Bai couldn't stand it, he patted Bai Lu on the head, "Lu Lu, be polite to Brother Ding!"
Bai Lu turned her head and wept angrily.
Ding Hao was still very polite to Mr. Bai, "Grandpa is fine, Lulu is still young, besides, Bai Bin's sister is my sister! Right, Bai Bin?"
Bai Bin looked at Ding Hao and nodded silently.He sensed that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, so he could only follow Ding Hao's words and say, "Yes."
Ding Hao narrowed his eyes when he smiled.In terms of relatives, Bai Lu's mother is Bai Bin's real aunt, and Bai Lu is Bai Bin's aunt and cousin. Can Ding Hao be unhappy?He couldn't give birth to a baby for Bai Bin, but if Bai Lu were to give birth, he would have to give birth to a fool!Haha, Mr. Bai is definitely not willing to be a fool, it's better not to have one!This potential threat does not exist.
Ding Hao also liked Bai Lu a lot, what a cute little cousin.
"Brother! Brother! Brother, are you up yet?"
Bai Lu's whisper was still sweet, and Ding Hao wailed, how could this poor child tell the time at a fixed time? Why didn't she get tired of reporting at seven o'clock on time?
Ding Hao was still dawdling, but Bai Bin rubbed his eyes and went down to open the door, "Bai Lu, are you here so early?"
Bai Lu is wearing a small woolen skirt with lace today, her hair is untied, she is a bit cute, she looks at Bai Bin with bright eyes, "Brother, grandpa is here too, I am waiting for you below, I I learned a lot today, and I will recite it to you first, why are you here? Ah?!"
When Bai Lu saw Ding Hao poking his head under the quilt, he raised his head in a low voice, wishing he could tear down the roof, that hatred, that gnashing of teeth, if Bai Bin wasn't here to stop him, he might have the desire to jump up and kill Ding Hao.Ding Hao's hairs stood on end under her stare, and he pulled up the quilt again, "Hey, hey, Bai Lu! What are you doing you..." So what if he slept here, before, before Bai Bin begged He doesn't want to stay!This is clearly my fault!Ding Xiaohao was also very depressed when he was arrested in the morning.
"Wait for 10 minutes." Bai Bin looked at his watch, turned his little cousin out without any discussion, and dragged Ding Hao out when he saw that Ding Hao was still huddled under the blanket with his messy hair, "Hao Hao, go wash up quickly." , Grandpa is here, we have to go down."
Since Bai Lu guarded the door like a door god, Ding Hao could only quickly resolve the fight with Bai Bin in this small wash room. This was the first time he and Bai Bin squeezed together to wash his face and mouth. Bai Bin didn't even feel disgusted, so he was relieved.
The bilingual kindergarten that little girl Bai Lu attended was something to show off at that time. There were two golden-haired foreigners in it. The children went to see the foreigners between classes as if they were giant pandas. Bai Lu recited Yang's nursery rhymes the best. This Sunday, the whole family came to Bai Bin's house just to show off.
The little girl was wearing a neat little skirt, standing there, with her little chin raised high, and began to recite a nursery rhyme, "Little monkey, go up the tree ~ pick a fart for daddy ~ pick a fart for mommy..."
"Pfft—" Ding Hao couldn't hold back, and sprayed the milk in one mouthful.
Bai Lu became angry, "What are you doing! I won't pick your fart!!"
Ding Hao's stomach ached from laughing, and he waved his hands repeatedly, "I won't eat, I won't eat, you can eat slowly by yourself, ah, hahaha... Oh, Bai Bin, I can't do it anymore, let me rely on you for a while... Ah ha ha ha ha...!!!" Ding Hao laughed so hard that Aunt Wu's mouth trembled when she heard it, but she coughed to save face for the little girl.
"Pick a fart for grandpa..."
The old man Bai's face was not very good-looking, and he gave Bai Lu's parents a lesson, "What kind of kindergarten do you let the child go to? Why do you still teach the child to swear? If it doesn't work, change it quickly!"
Bai Lu's parents hurriedly explained, "Dad, this is a bilingual nursery rhyme. 'Fart Chi' means peach, and Bai Lu is saying that she wants to pick a peach for you to eat..."
Old man Bai was still very uncomfortable, muttering that this foreign devil can't teach good things, Bai Lu is a clever girl, as soon as her mother gave her a wink, she immediately changed to a few singing and dancing actors, singing and dancing to change the atmosphere When he came back, old man Bai finally got his way, "Lulu sings well and dances beautifully too!"
Bai Lu stared at Bai Bin eagerly, holding the hem of her skirt with her small hands, as if watching the judges score.Bai Bin also looked at her and smiled, "Very good, Lulu is very good."
The little girl just laughed, turned her head and threw herself into her mother's arms, laughing non-stop.Old Man Bai was also happy, "Lulu likes your brother so much?"
Bai Lu poked her head out of her mother's arms and nodded, "Yes, yes." After thinking about it, she added, "When I grow up, I will take [-] points every day like my brother."
Ding Hao sticks out his tongue at Bai Bin behind her, what does a little girl know? You, from now on the test papers will be 150 points. If your brother wants to take [-] exams, you just wait to cry, haha!
The little girl looked at Ding Hao disliked, turned her head to discuss with Mr. Bai, "Grandpa, let Ding Hao come to my house?"
Mr. Ding became interested, "Why, does Lulu also like your brother Ding Hao?"
The little girl twitched her mouth, pointed at Ding Hao, and expressed her intentions very straightforwardly, "Let him go to my house, why don't I stay here with my brother?"
Bai Lu's father was irritated, he picked up the precious daughter and rubbed her face, muttering, "Lu Lu wants your brother not to have a father?" The little bear biscuits I bought are also given to your brother Haohao to eat, ahhh, I ate them all in one bite!"
Three black lines hung down from Ding Hao's head, how edible this is for me, Bai Lu, you bastard, how did you spread it to me when you went back! !
After watching Bai Lu's performance and eating breakfast, Mr. Bai gave them gifts one by one. Bai Lu's was a doll, and Bai Bin's and Ding Hao's was a bully, with two handles to play together.Ding Hao looked at this thing with interest, the favorite of primary school students.
Insert the card, electronic music sounds, Super Mario, start playing!
Playing this game is a technical job, our goal is: to fight monsters, upgrade, and wear equipment!
Step on monsters, top gold, eat mushrooms, and transform!
Bring a mount!Ride a lion!Drill through the fire ring! !
Ding Hao had a great time playing all the way, accompanied by Bai Bin, and occasionally came up to play with him, and gradually surpassed Ding Hao, Ding Hao almost threw the small pocket TV in Bai Bin's room for the nth time to avoid monsters. When I was torn off the handle cable, I finally admitted that in this world, IQ is indeed something that cannot be surpassed.
Ding Hao looked sourly at Bai Bin's pull of Xiaoqier, and couldn't help going up to make trouble for him, "It's my turn, it's my turn!"
Bai Bin raised the handle, "I'll drill another circle of fire, Haohao, just wait..."
Bai Lu held up the doll and pointed it at Ding Hao's forehead, and knocked, "Don't bully my brother!" The doll was well-made, and it knocked softly, but Ding Hao groaned, "Left, left, knock hard!" Comfortable, come a few more times."
Bai Lu was so angry that she stopped knocking, and an idea popped up as soon as she rolled her eyes, "Why don't you play this, and I'll play a game with my brother?"
Ding Hao looked at her, thinking of Bai Lu's old hatred for describing himself as a foodie before, he couldn't help but grow out of his guts, hugged Bai Bin and gnawed on his face, this time he really gnawed, with small teeth marks They all stayed, Ding Hao wiped his mouth, and looked at Bai Lu with a gracious look, "I~I~don't~change~you~!"
Bai Bin was also stunned while holding the handle of the game console, but soon turned his attention to the game, and continued riding the little lion to jump through the fire ring without wiping off the drool on his face.
Bai Lu's eyes were wide open, her mouth couldn't close, and she clenched her fists for a long time before getting angry, "You're shameless!!" The next sentence brought out the essential purpose, "I, I want to kiss too!!"
"No, you don't watch TV, you don't watch TV, do you?"
"Then men and women can kiss by giving and receiving?!"
"That is required!"
"Ding Hao, you...you are shameless! Shameless! Shameless!"
Little cousin Bai Lu went home crying.Ding Hao waved his little hand to see Bai Lu at the door, his small white teeth sticking out and he laughed, "Come again, Bai Lu!"
The little girl was lying on her father's shoulder and secretly spit at him!She has never seen such a bad person in her life, the little girl thought bitterly.
Ding Hao didn't care either, he still kindly sent Bai Lu off, but Mr. Bai couldn't stand it, he patted Bai Lu on the head, "Lu Lu, be polite to Brother Ding!"
Bai Lu turned her head and wept angrily.
Ding Hao was still very polite to Mr. Bai, "Grandpa is fine, Lulu is still young, besides, Bai Bin's sister is my sister! Right, Bai Bin?"
Bai Bin looked at Ding Hao and nodded silently.He sensed that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong, so he could only follow Ding Hao's words and say, "Yes."
Ding Hao narrowed his eyes when he smiled.In terms of relatives, Bai Lu's mother is Bai Bin's real aunt, and Bai Lu is Bai Bin's aunt and cousin. Can Ding Hao be unhappy?He couldn't give birth to a baby for Bai Bin, but if Bai Lu were to give birth, he would have to give birth to a fool!Haha, Mr. Bai is definitely not willing to be a fool, it's better not to have one!This potential threat does not exist.
Ding Hao also liked Bai Lu a lot, what a cute little cousin.
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