100 million

Jinbao's original name was Jin Yuanbao. At first hearing this shiny, golden, and rich name, he knew he was very rich, but in fact the name was a deceitful thing.

Jin Bao's family is poor, and the father who named him Jin Yuanbao died of drinking pesticide because he was too poor, and he himself is a "Spiderman".Don't be fooled by the name of the hero who saves the earth. The so-called Spider-Man here is the kind who tie a rope around his waist and hang from the top of the building in the air to wipe the glass for people. So Spider-Man also has a The name is Cleaner.

Jinbao is a promising young man, of course he is not willing to be a Spider-Man all his life, so he has tossed and tossed a few times to start a business in his spare time, setting up a fruit stand to sell eggs and scrap iron.I don't know whether it's Jinbao's bad luck or not being born for business. After a few years, there has been no improvement, and the family is still poor.

Jin Bao's mother sells newspapers at the station, and the two eat dog tongue pancakes and noodle soup every day. They are thin and have sunken eye sockets, and their hair has turned gray before they are 50 years old.

Because of this matter, Jin Bao would also close the door in the middle of the night, shed a few tears of guilt, and then swear to the big "forbearance" on the wall that he would make as much money as he could count.

But money is not like the yellow leaves on the ground in autumn. Just swipe it on the street and you can get a lot of money, which is not so easy to earn.Jinbao has been in the society for several years, but he still has to worry about tomorrow's three meals a day. It is inevitable for anyone to be a bit disheartened.

For example, Jinbao is obsessed with the lottery, and dreams every day that one day he can win so many hundreds of thousands at once. From then on, he will be rich, eat and drink spicy food, go out with the company of a car, and enter the door with a beautiful woman in bed. Life!

But people say that dreams are the opposite, because the crueler the reality, the more beautiful the dream, and Jin Bao is the kind of master who always has sweet dreams.

But on that night, Jinbao had a nightmare for the first time ever. He dreamed that his family had a funeral for his short-lived father. A group of people carried the coffin on the mountain road, and the suona for sending the spirit rang for most of the night.

As soon as Jin Bao woke up, he felt a headache and felt uncomfortable all over.With a low curse, she lowered her head and put on the bright red socks with exposed toes.

The big red socks were bought by Jin Ma, who said that this year is Jinbao's natal year, which is the year of catastrophe, "the natal year violates the Tai Sui, and the Tai Sui takes the lead. If there is no joy, there will be disaster", so I have to use the red ones.In order to completely chase away his bad luck, Jinbao even bought a few pairs of red underpants to wear.

When it comes to red, Jinbao suddenly thought of it. Chinese people know that those who dream of red things will decline, and those who dream of white things are happy. The dream Jin Bao had last night was not for nothing.

Jinbao immediately grabbed the curled-up "Zhou Gong Interpretation of Dreams" by the bedside, studied it carefully for a long time, and finally came to the conclusion that good things will happen again and again in the future, especially money fortune.

Without hesitation, Jin Bao took all his belongings, 57 yuan, and went straight to the lottery shop.Of course, I still can't change it all the way. I will watch the pie falling from the sky for a while, and watch the rice pecking movement of someone throwing a wallet on the ground for a while.

Suddenly he heard someone calling his name: "Jin Yuanbao!"

Jinbao looked back and saw that he was working in the Spider-Man Company with him, and the guy nicknamed Fertilizer was rolling towards him like a ball.

Huafei's small eyes looked around treacherously, and said in a low voice with a mysterious face: "Jin Yuanbao, do you want to get rich?"

With good fortune coming from the sky, and the God of Wealth appearing, Jin Bao was even more convinced of the omens of his dreams, so he grabbed the fortune-giving boy and shouted, "Hurry up, what's a big deal?"

Huafei looked around again and took out a crumpled red leaflet from his arms after making sure he was unfamiliar with it: "Surrogate mother, one million yuan."

one million……

When Jinbao heard 100 million yuan, he was immediately dumbfounded, and began to count how high and how long it would take to stack 100 million yuan with his fingers, and then calculated Spiderman's monthly salary of 800 yuan, and calculated whether he could earn this amount after 100 years of hard work 100……

If you are successful, you will be a surrogate mother, and the child born with money will be of high grade, worth 100 million at birth.

Jin Bao was about to agree in a hurry, when the words came to his mouth, the taste in his mouth smacked, and then he realized that something was wrong, and punched the fertilizer's chubby belly.

"You wicked bastard dare to hit my mother's idea, why don't you ask your own old mother to be a surrogate for someone else, let me tell you don't say 100 million, even 1000 million one hundred million, I can't fucking hit me Mommy's idea, you fucking..." Jin Bao kept on talking, the more he cursed, the more angry he became.

Fertilizer was stunned by the yelling, and he waved his hands vigorously to say yes, and pointed at the request in the first column of the list with his long fingernails.

"It's not your mother. You see clearly, it's you. They only want men."

It's Jin Bao's turn to stare, what?Want a man?

It's not the end of the world in 2012, and the emperor hasn't been able to live long, long live long live, bin Laden and Bush haven't hugged and French kissed warmly, men can have children!Yet another biggest joke of the century.

This chemical fertilizer's deceptive skill has reached a new level, and he read to him to the leaflet:

"Sincerely looking for surrogate mothers

Claim:

1. Good health and good appearance.

2. The sex is male.

3. Aged between 22 and 26 years old.

4. Height 176-188.

5. No marriage history.

6. The best virgin.

Applicants pay 5 yuan down payment, and the project is 100 million yuan.

Those who are interested will meet and discuss in detail, phone:..."

Just such a vague statement, I don't know if it is a human trafficker abducting people, or a recruiting advertisement selling human meat buns, and the chemical fertilizer is still on Jinbao's ear with a mysterious expression.

"The young master of that family is crooked, he can't get hard when he sees a woman, so he recruited a man to pass on the incense for his family."

"Pervert!" Jin Bao decisively asserted, also leaning on the fertilizer's ear, "...how curved?"

"I haven't seen it." Fertilizer was quite regretful, and sighed melancholy, "I've been there before, but I'm not tall enough, so I just want to introduce you to this fortune-telling business. You can give me 200 yuan as an intermediary fee. .”

In fact, I just saw this little advertisement, and I counted it on my fingers for a long time, and when I finally calculated that it was more money than his classmate who made a fool of himself for five years, he ran to others went home.

In the end, three pairs of height-enhancing insoles were placed under the feet, but it was still not enough for 1.7 meters. In addition to that appearance... this chemical fertilizer is also a shameless product. In fact, he took the advertisement off the telephone pole, and it was not introduced to him by others at all, but he still thought that he could fool others with a few dollars.

But Jin is a stingy man, can a man have children?What do men live with?Why do men need women if they want to be able to bear children? Is it a moment of confusion to think that God created women?It's so fucking bad that if you don't write a draft, you can fart and your pants will collapse into a chrysanthemum, nonsense.

"Twenty-two ten, just give twenty." The price of chemical fertilizer turned up ten somersaults at once.

Jin Bao let out a sneer, turned around and left.

Jin Bao walked very coolly, turned a corner, Jin Bao leisurely took out his tattered mobile phone from his pocket, entered the number he glanced at just now, and pressed the connect button with his thumb.

"Hey! Are you going to recruit male surrogates?"

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