Yipin Farmer

With white powder on her face and a fancy dress, Bao Qi raised her orchid finger and poked it in the air, saying, "My lord, I haven't seen you for a few days and I just looked at my family like this. Don't you know me? Two days ago, my family was still serving you." .”

Lin Daiyu and the maid looked at this colorful lump, they couldn't help being terrified, their faces paled.

Ting Shuang's face twitched at a loss, she felt goosebumps all over her body as if she was about to inspect the troops, and they all stood at attention.Are you trying to make trouble on purpose?

Baoqi continued her efforts, moved her buttocks and sat beside Ting Shuang, rubbed against him, and said in a coquettish voice: "Didn't you say that you like the seductive appearance and refined temperament of the slave family the most? He also said that other women are a pile of shit compared to the slave family, you will always only love the slave family, have you forgotten?"

Miss Lin and the maid were very angry.Ting Shuang had black lines all over her hair, and cold sweat was breaking out all over her body.

"My lord..." The flowery handkerchief fluttered towards her face.

Ting Shuang was almost suffocated by the rich fragrance of makeup powder, and reluctantly said: "Get out."

"Hey, blah, blah blah, lord, you're so heartless, don't you want to be a servant? Could it be because you have a new beauty?" Baoqi glanced at the pale Miss Lin, and said seriously, "Miss, you and his Not suitable, he likes the kind of plump and relaxed woman, you are too thin, not suitable for him."

Baoqi poked Tingshuang again with the orchid flower, and said: "You said that the biggest advantage of you is that you never tire of the old, and you promise to share the rain and dew equally with all your friends. Remember, we have been together for so long. All my heart is on you."

Watching him approaching, Ting Shuang covered her chest with her hands and exclaimed, "Don't, don't come here, I'm going to scream."

"Who was it that the hungry tiger pounced on my house last night? How did you become a gentleman now?" Bao Qi twisted into a snake shape and rubbed against him. Ting Shuang struggled to push him away. One of the steamed buns that had been concealed to pretend to be a certain part fell down, turned left and right in the sight of the whole room, and finally fell to the ground.

Ting Shuang's frightened little heart returned to normal, she looked at Bao Qi provocatively, telling you to make trouble, tell you to pretend to be flirtatious, it depends on how you end up this time.

Unexpectedly, Baoqi's psychological quality is not as strong as usual. She calmly looked at the steamed bun on the ground, put it back calmly, tidied it up calmly, and finally continued to act coquettishly: "Young master, you said that you don't dislike the flat chest of the slave family." Yes, what you love is my character and talent, not your appearance, and my family also loves your noble quality of emphasizing morality and not color, and I have always admired you, but I have no chance to confess..."

Ting Shuang couldn't bear it anymore, picked up a basin of hand-cleaning water from the washbasin stand and splashed it on his face.

Baoqi was completely splashed, the white powder on her face was washed away, her hair bun fell off, and colorful flowers rolled to the ground, revealing her true colors.

"What are you messing around with, why don't you hurry up and get out." Ting Shuang didn't care about being gentle and elegant, and turned into a little monster, yelling at him viciously.

Ms. Lin watched this scene as if watching a big drama, with a slight smile on her lips.

Baoqi looked like a young daughter-in-law who had been abused, she returned to her normal tone, and said aggrievedly: "Didn't you agree, can I help you see if the beauty is suitable? That's why I'm here."

Ting Shuang was dripping with sweat, and quickly explained to Miss Lin: "I'm sorry, he is my family's waiter, and he is the most naughty. Please don't blame Miss."

"It's okay." Lin Daiyu looked at the two men in front of her for a while, pursed her lips and smiled, sat for a while, took her maid to leave, Ting Shuang sent her out, and apologized again and again. Before saying goodbye, Miss Lin said: " I wish the two of you a hundred years of harmony and love forever."

Ting Shuang's mouth twitched when she heard this, and silently looked at Baoqi beside her, who smiled slightly.

After a long silence, Ting Shuang said: "This Miss Lin looks full of talent, I can't think of it like this..."

"Cough..." Baoqi wanted to say, she looked delicate and soft, but she was actually very knowledgeable and not limited by worldly views.

"I didn't expect such an uneducated person to use such words to two men. I have seen inappropriate words, but I have never seen such a shocking death." Ting Shuang finished her evaluation.

Baoqi stared at the sky speechlessly, and only after a while did she answer: "You are right, she is uneducated, so don't talk to her anymore."

Ting Shuang thought about it seriously, with a lewd and lewd expression on her face: "But she is so beautiful."

Baoqi's face darkened: "Hey, don't be fooled by beauty, look at the essence."

Ting Shuang scratched her head: "Isn't it normal for men not to be captured by beauty, they are destined to live forever, and to be confused by beauty?"

Baoqi's face was so cold that she could make quick-frozen dumplings, and said, "Who said this? Could it be that Mao Ye said it again? You don't want to play with him in the future."

Ting Shuang's face twitched wildly, it's because people disdain to play with me, and they don't bother to talk to people like you.

For the time being, Bao Qi doesn't care about who he will hang out with in the future, and seriously expresses her opinion on someone's blind date process: "That Miss Lin is beautiful and smart, but you are not suitable for her."

"Who says she is not suitable for me?" Ting Shuang frowned, "She is smart, beautiful and gentle. Jin, what's inappropriate? You must be jealous of me. I still have to settle accounts with you for making trouble, so don't change the subject. "

Baoqi was very helpless to someone who was fascinated by beauty, and continued to work: "You first understand your own heart, understand what you want, is it a beautiful vase that can be placed at home? Or can you stand in the wind and rain? People around you who support you?"

Without the beauty in front of her, Ting Shuang's IQ returned to normal, and her brain cells began to function normally. In all fairness, Miss Lin's appearance, talent, and character can't be faulted, but why does she feel uncomfortable when she is with her? Woolen cloth?Worried about being inappropriate in front of her, worried about exposing my weakness and making her laugh, I can't speak, I don't dare to eat, I don't know where to put my hands and feet, I don't even dare to show my anger, for fear of blowing her up up.

Maybe, as Baoqi said, he and she are not suitable, like a deep ditch, but they can't be seen from a distance.

Bao Qi looked at his face, and said: "You said that if you can't bear to be separated from the other party, you just like her. You don't want to see her again. Separate for a while and see if you miss her after separation."

"Good idea," Ting Shuang cheered up, feeling relieved at the thought of not having to see Miss Lin again in the next few days.

Then there was another event that others thought was a happy event, but Ting Shuang didn't think it was a big happy event.

Qi Chongyu called Ting Shuang to the county government and told him about the happy event.That Chen Song got the only commendation place in the province, and got an eighth-rank title. Not long after, he was reported that he had given birth to five children in 20 years, and they were all born during the period of guarding the tomb of his parents. Having a son, how can such a hypocritical person deserve the word "filial piety" and praise.In the end, this commendation fell on Ting Shuang's head. Qi Chongyu naturally congratulated him, but he himself didn't think it mattered, not to mention that he was a miscellaneous official below the seventh rank, and his official title was just a false title, not a real one, but it just sounded good. Not of any practical use.

On the contrary, Qi Chongyu's praise from the province for repairing water conservancy this time is indeed real.

Seeing Qi Chongyu's disappointment, Ting Shuang asked: "This time, the water conservancy has been repaired, Diweng has also been commended by his superiors, and the big time will also be rated as excellent. His official career is going well, why are you unhappy?"

"Upset." Qi Chongyu looked sad and depressed, because he had been married for several years and had no children.

Ting Shuang was very sympathetic. The Bensan had been married for many years and hadn't had any children, so she was very anxious now, not to mention in the ancient times when "there are three ways to be unfilial, and having no offspring is the greatest".No wonder the last time I saw the magistrate's wife, she had melancholy in her brows.

"Birth is not only a woman's business, but a man's physical problems can also make a woman unable to conceive. Have you seen a doctor?" Ting Shuang immediately offered her advice enthusiastically.

"Look, the doctor said that my wife and I are in good health, and I have prayed to gods and Buddhas, but it was useless." Qi Chongyu frowned sadly, "My wife and I have been arranged by our parents since we were young. How many years have passed? She has always supported and helped me through the difficult times, I don't want to take a concubine, but..."

"Don't worry, I'll figure out a way." Ting Shuang had an idea, if he could cure the illness of the county magistrate and his wife, he would be famous by opening a pharmacy in the future, and the money might be paid out of the county magistrate's pocket. , this opportunity must be seized.

When Ting Shuang came out from the county government office, some wealthy young men came to the store. They all came to congratulate him when they learned that he had been awarded the eighth-rank title. Hu Qunxian suggested that everyone gather together to congratulate him. Feeling that the hospitality is hard to give up, she dug out her best clothes and prepared to go to the banquet.

Bao Qi looked at him dressing up in front of the mirror, wearing a lake blue robe, a jade belt around his waist, holding a pretentious folding fan in his hand, and carrying a very flamboyant bag.

Unhappily asked: "Should this kind of banquet be called a bureau?"

"Of course I'm going to call, why don't you spoil the fun." Ting Shuang replied, "I heard that it's the girl from Yichun Courtyard, she's very pretty. Are you going?"

"Don't go." Baoqi turned her back and sulked herself, watching him get into the hired car and quickly disappear into the twilight, heading for that luxurious and lustful place, suddenly felt extremely uncomfortable in her heart, as if It seems that a plate of fresh vegetables is going bad, and it seems that some precious things are gradually moving away.

The last ray of sunlight disappeared into the sky, and the night covered the earth. Baoqi became more and more irritable and restless. Seeing that the watch was fixed, Ting Shuang hadn't come back yet. Sitting at the table again, holding the wine glass in one hand and the jug in the other, drinking one glass after another, beating the drum three times, but Ting Shuang still didn't come back, Baoqi slammed the wine glass on the table, got up suddenly, and was about to go out to find him .But Liu Gen, who accompanied him, helped him in.

Ting Shuang drank so much that her face was flushed, her breath smelled strongly of alcohol, she couldn't walk steadily, and there was a sweet and greasy fragrance of powder on her body that hit her nose.Baoqi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, she held back her breath and said to Liu Gen: "You go back and rest, I'm here."

As he spoke, he dragged the unconscious person to the bedroom, put him on the bed, took off his shoes and socks, undressed again, washed his hands and face with a towel handle, and slapped his butt angrily. Curse: "Dead pig."

A certain pig snorted twice, stretched out its paws, pulled Baoqi onto the bed, hugged him into his arms, and rubbed his head in his arms, a smell of alcohol came out with his breath, Baoqi frowned.

In the end, a certain drunk pig still didn't know what to do and hummed: "Miss Xiaotao, you are so beautiful..." while stretching out his claws to hit his chest.

Bao Qijun's face was cold, and he slapped that dishonest pig's trotter away.

When Heitian woke up, Ting Shuang rubbed her eyes and found sadly that she was naked and only wearing a pair of shorts. Looking at Baoqi, her clothes were neatly lying beside her, Ting Shuang blushed and pulled The quilt covers the chest in a pure state.

Bao Qi woke up early, looking at the sky speechlessly, obviously this guy was drunk last night and took him to use as a pillow, but now he looks like he was molested, and he doesn't know who was the one who got drunk last night and played hooligans.

"You... you... why are you here, what did you do to me?" Ting Shuang acted like a girl who was forced into prostitution.

Baoqi had a straight face, exuding cold air like an iceberg: "You drank too much last night, I put you on the bed, but you used me as a pillow and pressed me down, I wanted to make you a bowl of honey water, but you Hold on to me tightly..."

Ting Shuang was sweating from Lushan Waterfall, could it be that he was the one who played the hooligan last night, oh, we are obviously just and pure and good young people, it must be slander.

Baoqi didn't seem to notice that his face was pale, and she continued with a bright, sad and calm expression: "You vomited when you were drunk, not only did you vomit, but you were also drunk, but it's okay..."

Ting Shuang's face turned paler, and she staggered to the point of fainting.Bao Qi continued to flicker: "I have never been so close to people. For me, this is a rare warmth. No matter what you do to me, I will not blame you."