Yipin Farmer

"Welcome back, brat."

The first thing someone who retravels back to modern times sees is Professor Lu's bald, fat face and black-rimmed eyes.

Professor Lu began to give a new life guidance: "After you rest for one night, go to send your resume, interview, apply for a job, and before you find it, go to the McDonald's upstairs to work to earn money. If you don't want to go out, you can write and write. There are gunmen A thousand-character twenty-point manuscript. If you can earn 3000 yuan a month and only drink cold water and eat steamed buns without getting sick, you will be able to own a decent house in 100 years. If you are afraid that you will not survive At that time, you could buy a one-bedroom apartment with an area of ​​[-] square meters. Don’t be too particular about the age of the lot. You can buy it in less than ten years. Before that, you can make a floor shop in my laboratory warehouse.”

Ting Shuang looked at the dark and small warehouse and wanted to cry, "Woo... Where is the party?"

Baoqi jumped out of her pocket and shouted loudly, "Where do I sleep?"

Because he has become only an inch, he can only speak by shouting, so that someone can hear him.

eat.

Pull off a round button, cut it open, cut it, scrape it, smash it...

"Xiao Shuang, what are you doing?"

"You need a bowl for eating." Ting Shuang continued to work seriously, took a thin toothpick, and carefully cut it open, OK, the chopsticks are also ready, I am really capable.

What about drinking water?Don't be afraid, set off on your own, have enough food and clothing, and don't need to find a party.

Wash a small snail shell, um, this should be a problem when used as a kettle, right?

go to bed.

Ting Shuang cracked open a walnut, spread a pinch of cotton in the walnut shell as a mattress, and picked a petal from the rose raised by Professor Lu as a quilt, OK.

Afraid of losing it accidentally, I put it by my pillow.The baby's thunderous snoring became softer and more reassuring.

Take a bath.

"I want to take a bath." Baoqi climbed into Ting Shuang's ear and shouted.

Ting Shuang was thinking seriously, found a small wine glass, poured warm water into it, tied a hair around the baby's waist carefully, and put it down in the glass to prevent it from being submerged. It seemed that this method was very good.Put a blue and white porcelain plate under the window and pour water for the baby to swim.

Bao Qi had a good time, once she jumped into the goldfish bowl, she was chased by the goldfish.

Ting Shuang throws away the goldfish bowl and gives strict ideological education to the baby. Goldfish are dangerous animals, so don't provoke them.

Danger.

In fact, the danger of goldfish is not the greatest.

One day, a black cat jumped in from the window and accidentally found an inch of delicious food. He jumped on it with great joy, but Baoqi was also a master at any rate, so he drew his sword and hit it, that is, a sewing needle. Even martial arts masters are no match for Yimao.After a fierce fight, Xiaobao was taken away by the cat.Fortunately, Ting Shuang came back in time, bravely and invincibly rescued her lover from under the cat's mouth.

From then on, Ting Shuang always carried Baoqi in her pocket when she went out, just in case.

pain.

Sitting in the walnut shell, Xiaobao took two long leaves and rowed them around in the washbasin. Although the effect was similar to rowing on a lake, the feeling was much worse and depressed.

The above inconveniences are nothing, but the embarrassment is that.

While Hexi was in a light sleep, Baoqi climbed from Tingshuang's head to her lips to kiss her, but...

"Ah..."

Oops, the baby is gone, I just sneezed, don't be angry, come out, where are you...

"Professor Lu, I strongly urge you to find a way to restore Xiaobao's height to its original state."

You have to be careful even when kissing, for fear of getting angry, how can you guarantee your sexual happiness?

"The magnifying agent is gone, but the reducing agent is still there."

"Forget it, you shrink me down to be as small as him."

In the blue and white porcelain plate, two little people swim around. You don't need to go to the swimming pool, you can swim happily at home, and it's hygienic and affordable, really sea skin.

In the matchbox, Hong Ling was beaten by the waves and the spring breeze was boundless.It's so easy not to save money to buy a house.