Yipin Farmer

Ting Shuang remembered that Baoqi once said that he wanted to eat roasted piglets, but he had pared it up, so he went to the pigsty to catch a piglet, and went into the kitchen to roast it for him. Alluring aroma.Take another jar of monkey wine that has been brewed for a long time and has never been willing to drink.

Looking at the sumptuous food and wine on the kang table, as well as the roasted pig lying on tender corn, green garlic sprouts and green peas, Baoqi smiled with satisfaction: "Would you like to see me off?"

"That's right." Ting Shuang poured him a glass of wine and said, "This glass of wine wishes you a bright future and great achievements."

Baoqi drank the wine happily.

"Your arrogant temper needs to be changed. Don't fight fiercely with others. King Shuncheng and the others are not on good terms with you. You have to be careful. Don't be awkward with him in person. Win over old officials, fight between the crown prince and the eldest prince. Lord Suo and Lord Zhang are both factions, don't be greedy, just hold the emperor's thigh tightly..."

Ting Shuang kept nagging, but Baoqi didn't listen to a word.

"Hey, don't you want to eat roasted piglet? Why don't you eat it?" Ting Shuang gave him some food, cut the roasted pork and put it on the small plate in front of him.

Baoqi looked at him with a half-smile: "Is the only roast pig you're giving me as farewell wine?"

As he spoke, he held his hand tightly.

Ting Shuang's heart was pounding, she stared blankly at him, saw the light in his eyes, smelled his unique breath, and was fascinated.This farewell is not only separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, but it is extremely difficult to say goodbye. In fact, there is no need to see each other. Goodbye is just sad.Seize the best time to get together, engrave his appearance deeply in my heart, and deeply engrave myself in his heart.

She cupped his face with both hands, and kissed his lips solemnly.

Bao Qi closed her eyes and responded, enjoying the sweetness and bitterness brought by the parting kiss.

"Remember what I said, don't forget me."

Baoqi chuckled: "Okay, okay, remember."

Gudong drank a few sips of wine, and Ting Shuang's wine came to his head, and he let go of his previous restraint and contradictions, and moved his lips to him. Baoqi drank the last sip of wine from his mouth, and stroked it with his hands.

Ting Shuang tugged at his belt and muttered: "Bastard, you swore so hard back then that you would hold your hand and never lose. In fact, you are no match for power and wealth in the end. But, don't forget me, it's you!" Remember me when you are making out with that Miss Yue."

"Remember, remember, I will always remember you." Baoqi said, teasing nonstop.

Ting Shuang's body, which had never been developed, could not withstand such provocations. Gradually, she felt her body heat up, as if a heat flow that she had never felt before flowed through her whole body.Feeling weak all over, she hugged his shoulder unconsciously.

As soon as Baoqi stretched out her hand, she pulled the quilt on the kang to cover the two of them. People in the dark felt more sensitive. He didn't feel bored, but felt that they were isolated into a world without contention.

Fumbled and stretched out his hand, ripped off all the clothes on his body, moved slowly, from the neck to the shoulders and then to the back, until the secret place...

Ting Shuang also hugged him tightly, feeling the lines of his body, his firm skin, and his strong physique with his hands, greedily smelling the unique fragrance emanating from his body.Feeling his fingers groping to drill into the secret place, although he was prepared in his heart, his heart was still pounding with nervousness, fearful and anticipating.

Suddenly, an unprecedented strange pain hit, Ting Shuang snorted in pain, and scratched with both hands: "Woo, it hurts, I regret it, I don't want it anymore."

"It's too late to say it now." Bao Qi felt that this guy was a villain who couldn't ignite the fire, so she spread his legs apart, not allowing him to resist, and embeded straight in.

"Don't be nervous, I will love you well, forever..."

"Relax……"

It was as if he took a treasure that he had missed for many years and finally took it as his own. The joy of getting his wish filled his heart, and the warm touch of his crotch made him lose his mind, so he had no choice but to harden his heart and ignore the pain of the person under him. Sweaty face.

It's not that he hasn't slept with someone before, but this is the only person he cherishes so much that he easily arouses his desire.

However, Ting Shuang cried in pain, feeling a strange and gentle force constantly impacting, feeling that she was being possessed by this guy, and then overwhelming pleasure that she had never experienced before, almost wanting to die, screaming It hurts.

He actually heard a strange voice coming from his mouth, he didn't know whether it was a moan of pain or joy.

I have never experienced it in my life, I just want to be suffocated to death by this joy, and never wake up again.

After tossing and tossing for an unknown amount of time, Baoqi suddenly paused, then pushed forward suddenly, bursting out at the peak of joy.Exhale and lie down.

Ting Shuang felt that she was at a disadvantage, why should she be crushed by him, she was not convinced.He opened his mouth and bit down, leaving a tooth mark on his shoulder.

"Don't forget me, you are my mark..."

Ting Shuang hummed and bit his neck again.

"Are you a dog?" Baoqi was hurt by his unknown bite, turned her head to cover his lips, stuck her tongue in, and swept it like a gust of wind sweeping fallen leaves.

On the kang, the two people covered under a quilt rolled around, and kicked over the small kang table with wine and vegetables in a frenzy, and the red roast pig fell to the ground depressingly.

Only the peony outside the window still exudes a dense fragrance, floating quietly into the house.

After a few times of extreme joy, both of them were very tired, hugged each other and fell asleep.

The early morning birdsong woke up the sleeping man, Ting Shuang opened her eyes, and turned to her side, the bunk next to her was empty, only the residual warmth left on the mattress showed the fact that the man left not long ago.

That person finally left, and the so-called unwavering love was just a wish.

Ting Shuang touched the warm mattress beside her, and remained silent for a long time.

"Eldest Young Master, are you up yet?" Ping An shouted outside the door, "It's time to get up, there are still many things to do."

Ting Shuang was too lazy to get up, and felt a sharp pain in her lower body, which couldn't be relieved for a while. She was greedy for the remaining warmth around her, and couldn't bear to leave, so she sat on the kang wrapped in a quilt.

Now that Ping An is the chief housekeeper, he sorted out the recent entertainment that Ting Shuang had to come forward for.

The first thing: In a few days it will be Shi Jie's full [-]th birthday, and a birthday gift must be prepared.

The second thing: The wedding of the young master Hu Junxian in the county and Miss Lin Daiyu of the Lin family will be held in three days, and all the posts have been posted, so the celebration gifts must be prepared quickly.

The third thing: the most important thing, the new county magistrate is coming to take office today, and all the dignified gentry in the county are going to welcome him.

Ting Shuang's body was hurting, her heart was empty, and she was too lazy to answer these chores, and said: "You can do the ceremony preparation, and just show it to me after you are ready. Is it the new county magistrate? I am a first-rank official, and the county magistrate is Qipin, why should I welcome him?"

"But he is a county parent official, you should at least save face." Ping An advised him.Call for washing water and wait for him to wash his face and dress him.

When Ting Shuang rode the moon chasing horse that Baoqi sent him to the gate of the county government office, many gentry had already gathered at the gate. Seeing him coming, they all came up to greet him.

At this time, a four-person sedan chair carried Xinzhi County over.

Yang Sanli led Mr. Zheng and the people from the whole Yamen to greet him, fawning and lifted the sedan chair curtain himself.

A handsome and unrestrained young man came out, with a tall and straight body like a pine tree, and a face as bright as a bright moon, with a natural charm and a variety of emotions, all in the corners of his eyes, with a smug smile on his lips, as if he was very satisfied with the stunned look of someone in the crowd.

"This is... the new one..." Ting Shuang stammered, pointing at the person who came out of the sedan chair.

Hu Junxian next to him said: "That's right, this is the new magistrate of Changping County. He has just made great achievements in Pingfan, he was promoted from Jinxiang Hou to Pingnan King, and when he was enjoying great glory, he actually retreated bravely. The place has become a magistrate, I heard people say that he offended the emperor because of his resistance, and was demoted here, tsk, what a pity, a little prince came to such a place to be a magistrate..."

Ting Shuang could no longer hear what he was saying, and just stared at the man surrounded by the crowd without blinking.

His eyes were sour from staring, his eyes were cloudy with tears, and his mind went blank.

Gu Pan is flying, romantic and suave, with a wry smile on his face, like a fox who has just had a good meal and wiped his lips.

Ting Shuang opened her arms and rushed over.

Bao Qi smiled and opened her arms, waiting for his hug.

However, what he waited for was not a hug, but a life-threatening pinch.

"Your grandfather, so you are going to be the county magistrate here, why didn't you tell me earlier, it made me..." Ting Shuang pinched his neck.

It made me very sad, very nostalgic, and made me contribute my monkey wine, my roast piglet, and...

Baoqi saved her own neck from his claws, and said without guilt: "Didn't I want to surprise you? Besides, you stingy, if you don't have a whole life and death, are you willing to give me roast piglets?" ?”

"Bastard, why do you want to eat roasted piglets? Do you want to eat..." Ting Shuang's face was flushed, thinking that she would deliver it to him, it was really...

"What do you want to eat?" Someone had another wry smile.

Ting Shuang punched the guy who couldn't fight the poisonous tongue.

Baoqi ran away, Ting Shuang chased after him, and the onlookers watched in wonder as the new county magistrate was chased and beaten all over the yard by the newly appointed Yipin farmer.

Baoqi fled to the third hall inside, Ting Shuang chased after him, Baoqi closed the door and pushed him onto the bed.Ting Shuang still beat him angrily.Bao Qi clenched his fist: "Hey, stop, Yang Sanli is still waiting to hand over official duties to me outside."

"Bah, tell me what, you don't know the population of the county?" Ting Shuang continued to beat him.

"Look at me grabbing the milk dragon's claw hand."

Baoqi shrank and flashed away.

"Look at me chasing souls and killing people."

Bao Qi turned around and hid behind the table.

"Don't run away, watch me lose my children and grandchildren's legs."

"Hey, where do you kick, this is the guarantee of your future sexual happiness." Baoqi narrowly escaped, wiping off her cold sweat.

"I just need to be more sexually blessed than you." Ting Shuang flung her teeth and claws at him again. "No wonder you brought so much luggage here."

Bao Qi used her grasping hand to firmly hold the furry little beast in her arms. Watching the little beast struggle desperately made him feel even more emotional.

Such a thin and warm body, how ravishing it is...

The soul-stirring eyes, ah oh, angry and dangerous...

"There is a lot of gold and silver in the luggage I brought."

Sure enough, this news successfully extinguished Ting Shuang's remaining anger.The two rolled around on the bed, panting and sweating profusely.The alizarin red curtain shook slightly with the vibration, Hong Ling was kicked to the foot of the bed, and the mattress was thrown into chaos by someone's large movements.

Outside the courtyard, Chen Guang faithfully guarded and dismissed the squires and servants who greeted him.

In the house, the spring breeze is infinite.

After coming down from the peak of joy, she still felt as if she was floating on the clouds. Ting Shuang turned her head to look at the person lying beside her, and suddenly felt sad. She didn't know how he talked with the emperor, and how he risked offending the monarch. Fighting in danger, not to mention what unknown deal he made with the emperor, thinking about it is full of sadness, when he is so young and promising and has a bright future, he chooses to retreat bravely, how can he repay this love?

I don't want my happiness to be based on your sacrifice. If one day this feeling fades, how should you deal with yourself and how should I face it?

Ting Shuang caressed his chest and asked, "Do you...do you regret it?"

Baoqi glanced at him, showed her eight teeth gracefully, and said two words lazily: "Idiot."

There are always gains and losses in life. I gave up something and chose what I wanted the most. How could I regret it? Your question is really stupid.

Ting Shuang frowned again, it's okay for that cheap old man Meng to say these two words, why should you say that to me, kid.

"Your grandpa's, and he's not a toothpaste advertisement spokesperson, what are you doing showing so many white teeth, it's disgusting."

Beat him hard with your fists, and then make his messy hair a little more messy, and make it into a hairstyle that looks like someone grabbed his hair and beat him up, and tell you to go out and drag him.

Under the warm autumn sun, the quiet mountain village presents a hazy beauty.The child grazes the cow by the pond, and the lazy cow grazes leisurely under the tree.The brook flowing through the fields meanders like a brocade.The boundless rice fields exude the fragrance of fruits.

Ting Shuang lay lazily on the ground, looking at the white clouds in the sky that kept changing shapes.

Warm sunshine, clear sky, sunrise and sunset life, flat and satisfying.

Well, those greedy birds are so annoying.

"Hey, Xiaobao, watch carefully, don't let the stinky birds eat my fish." Ting Shuang said to the man with the slingshot in the rice field.

Baoqi was patrolling the rice fields with a slingshot, chasing away greedy birds. Hearing his shout, she threw down the slingshot and said angrily, "I, a master of martial arts, am here to chase birds away for you. I quit."

"It's true, your martial arts is so good, it's a pity to bury it here." Ting Shuang used her brain to think of a way, and suddenly her eyes lit up, "Oh, by the way, the hot-boiled mutton in the restaurant needs thin slices of good meat , your swordsmanship is so good, cut the meat in the restaurant, don't waste your good effort."

Baoqi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and she roared, "I won't do it."

"You said you would never betray me, but now you don't listen to me, do you count as betraying me?" Ting Shuang was sad, thinking of this guy who said to me, "If I betray you, I will be fined to listen to you forever." Sing."

Okay, watch me sing a song and make you so noisy.

Ting Shuang sang loudly:

The reins of fame and wealth are like heavy shackles,

Time passed away in the pile of copper smell,

May the boat leave this shore,

Enjoy the sunset in the morning breeze,

The sounds of nature are wonderful, the mountains and rivers are elegant,

Gather dew into wine and mist into flowers.

If anyone asks where I am,

Deep in the clouds is my home.

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It's finally over, secretly committing crimes against the wind, stuffing a little bit of meat.

Thanks to the girls who watched the baby grow up all the way, thanks to the children's shoes who threw the overlord ticket, thanked Master Mao for thanking the party, the chicken was so cold that he couldn't speak incoherently... the convulsions couldn't reply to the message, and there was no way to find the editor, so I had to give it to Nai Let’s laugh (@￣︶￣@)

As the end of each article is approaching, I have to think carefully about how to end it, so I changed the day to the next day, why do I hold on to the end?I am a hard-working and good boy, I want to be petted, to be caressed, and I love you so much, roll over in various poses...

Fanwai will give it away for free in the column, which is a spoof of Xiaoshuang taking Xiaobao back to the modern age. The official asked only one wrist receiver, how can two people wear it?

Shrink Xiaobao into a one-inch villain and you can wear it.I will write when I have inspiration. Before that, please see the official to make up my own brain, Xiaoshuang and Yiinch Xiaobao and happy life, wakaka (@￣︶￣@)

The two of Shuang Bao will play soy sauce in the new text, and the new text strongly needs the caress of the girls, poke it, poke it, gourmet food, beauty, beauty and marriage.

Spoiler: Traveling back to modern life