Yipin Farmer

Amidst the fragrance of flowers and birds singing in the early morning, Ting Shuang opened her eyes, and unexpectedly found that the pillow in her arms was actually...

"Ah ah ah..."

Ting Shuang screamed and sat up, because he was sleeping alone, he took off only a pair of underpants, and when he opened his eyes, he found that the pillow in his arms had turned into a living person. It also tests the endurance of the heart.

"Bastard, when did you come back? Why did you sneak into my bed without making a sound?" Ting Shuang's eyes widened and she accused someone, which made me lose my glorious image and hate it.

Baoqi yawned: "Last night I came back to see you sleeping like a dead pig, so I didn't wake you up. You want me to squeak when I get under your bed, right? Okay, I will knock the gong when I get into your bed again." Beat the drum and shout."

"Bastard, you have sharp teeth and sharp mouth." Ting Shuang rushed over to beat him, interrogating him, "When did you come back, why didn't you come to see me?"

"This time the emperor is on his southern tour, and I will be escorting him in front of the imperial court. You can't just slip away. As soon as I arrived in Changping County, I wanted to find you. I waited for the emperor to return to the palace last night. I waited for him to sleep before rushing back. I didn't sleep until I was tired. You will hit me in less than two hours." Bao Qi grabbed his fist, rubbed it on her lips, and licked his palm lightly.

Ting Shuang was tickled by his licking, feeling strange in her heart, lying on the kang with his head, smelling the faint and unknown fragrance on his body, it was refreshing.

"What kind of fragrance do you smell on your body?"

"It's the blessing and longevity incense bestowed by the emperor." Bao Qi turned over and lay on top of him and poked his face, "Hey, do you know who was visiting and eating at your house yesterday? Telling it will scare you to death."

"Cut." Ting Shuang sneered, "Is it the emperor?"

Seeing that he didn't show any sincerity or flattery, Baoqi was surprised, and asked again: "Did you see it?"

"I think he has an extraordinary bearing, looks like a dragon and a phoenix, and the gift he gave to Niu Niu is an extremely rare and rare jade pendant with yellow tassels on it. I think he is a very rich man. I know a lot about things, so I was a little bit unsure, and after seeing how he eats, I can be somewhat sure that he is the emperor."

"You guessed right. The emperor wanted to visit you this time, and he didn't allow me to reveal it in advance, so I took the time to visit you when he returned to the palace. The emperor praised you when he came back. I have summoned you, and I want to eat Niuniu's full moon wine."

"Is he really the emperor? How could he understand farming and English? I used to be a son of a wealthy son. Before my family was ruined, I didn't know how to work on crops. How could he, an emperor, understand?"

"Don't underestimate people. The emperor came to the throne at a young age. He has been diligent in learning since he was a child. He is not only good at learning, but also strong in martial arts. He can draw a strong bow left and right on a horse, and even shot a tiger. What's more rare is that he doesn't read dead books. , It’s not just sitting in the palace and looking at the sky. He personally inspected farming, water conservancy and water transportation. He also opened a field in the Imperial Garden to try to grow rice. If the trial is successful, he will order it to be promoted in the suburbs of Beijing. land?"

"No wonder he heard me say that he was the first to try rice planting in the village, and he was very interested. He even asked about raising seedlings, fertilizing and weeding. He is really a practical person." Ting Shuang nodded in admiration, thinking of the later generations of Yutian rice, It may have come here. It turns out that this kind of rice was successfully planted in Yutian.

"Your majesty is really well versed in both Chinese and Western sciences, and has also dabbled in Western sciences, such as analytic geometry, astronomical arithmetic, anatomy, etc. He especially likes to do geometric proofs. He can also speak a few words in English, French and French. The genius of missionaries a few years ago To calculate the case, in order to obtain first-hand evidence, the emperor personally used those theorems to calculate the orbits of the planets." Baoqi said with reverence on his face.

"That's so strange, I will too." Ting Shuang was a little jealous, there was someone who knew more than the omnipotent time traveler, and hated it.

What's more, although the emperor was knowledgeable, he dabbled in Western learning only out of a curiosity. He didn't really appreciate the importance of science from a political perspective. Otherwise, why didn't he promote Western learning.If he can open up to the outside world at this time, there will be no closed-door policy in later generations.

Therefore, although Ting Shuang had a good impression of the emperor, he did not hold an attitude of reverence like other courtiers. Seeing that Baoqi respected him so much, he couldn't help belittling the emperor's mistakes in his heart, and then poked Baoqi: "Hey, what's your relationship with him?"

"The relationship between the monarch and his ministers."

"Stop pretending to be stupid, and tell the truth." That's not what Ting Shuang wanted to know.

Bao Qi understood what he meant after a little thought, and said with a smile: "He and I are just nominal cousins. I am the nephew of the current Empress Dowager's natal family, and the Empress Dowager is the emperor's adoptive mother, so I have cousin status but no blood relationship with the emperor. Relationship. Just follow the rules, don't be jealous."

"Bah, dead virtue, who would want to eat your dry vinegar."

Ting Shuang spat at him, recalling the conversation with the emperor during the day, her mind became serious, she hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Are you okay this time when you come back? Are you still going to fight Taiwan?"

"For the matter of Taiwan, two factions were divided in the DPRK and China. They quarreled fiercely. One group said they would give up, and the other group insisted that it must be taken back. The emperor is very troubled by this matter. If I really decide to take Taiwan, I will naturally do my best for the country. gone."

"Cut." Ting Shuang was not happy, "Can you train sailors? Can you fight naval battles? Are you not a landlubber? What can you do? The credit is endless, and your position is too high to be rewarded. At this point, if you make more contributions, you may lose money when the moon is full, and overflow when the water is full, which is not good for you, so why not give this credit to others."

Baoqi's complexion changed. This time when he returned to Beijing to report on his duties, he received a lot of criticism. Several leading generals competed with each other to shirk their responsibilities, and the civil servants continued to have troubles, which made him very annoyed. Unexpectedly, Ting Shuang suddenly saw that he was facing a situation where Mu Xiu Yu Lin was facing him, and he was in a position of superiority and slander.

How to go in the future, you have to think carefully.

The two of them slept together until the sun was high and they didn't get up. It was the full moon day for Niu Niu. There was a banquet in the courtyard of Meng's house for wine, but they waited and waited until the sun went down and the emperor didn't come.

Ting Shuang muttered: "It's not worth talking to be an emperor."

"Shh, don't talk nonsense." Bao Qi stopped him from complaining, "You set up the Moon Bar first, I'll go and have a look."

Baoqi got on the horse and left. Ting Shuang was a little disappointed. He invited the guests to sit down and have a drink. After eating the wine, the guests were sent off, but the emperor and Baoqi still did not come. After waiting for two more days, the emperor still did not come, and even Baoqi did not come. .

Ting Shuang stretched her neck to look at the entrance of the village every day, but saw two horsemen flying towards them, and at first glance they turned out to be Tingzhi and Qinshu.

"Qinshu, why are you here?" Ting Shuang jumped up happily.

Xiaolan, Pingan, Furong and others saw it and went forward happily.

Qin Shu is not born well enough, and I am tired of helping to run the food table in the past few years, and I am still pale and thin.However, Ting Zhi grew up to be a young man, her demeanor became more and more calm and dignified, and she looked like an official.Ting Shuang suddenly remembered that a few years ago, the cowardly junior high school student who didn't dare to say anything even when he was bullied, copied books secretly at night, and kept crying.

Ting Zhi said with a smile: "Brother often teaches me that men don't flick their tears easily, why can't they move and shed tears?"

"Stinky brat dares to talk about me." Ting Shuang wiped away her tears and called them into the house.

The family reunion is very happy.Tingzhi briefly talked about his experience in the past few years. He came down from the battlefield in Yunnan and went to Beijing to report on his work. He received a lot of rewards, and the emperor valued them very much. Here, I asked for leave to go home.He didn't mention the dangers and hardships on the battlefield.

Ting Shuang couldn't help but wanted to wipe her tears again, so she held back, looking at the two people in front of the jade tree facing the wind, looking at the two people in high spirits, moved and pleased, and happy for them, and asked them about their future plans.

The two said that they were going to ask the emperor to go to Fujian and continue to serve the country.Ting Shuang was a little worried, but when she thought about it, two people who love each other are fighting for a common goal and cause, even in a war-torn battlefield, it is a great happiness in life.

Ting Shuang reluctantly let go of her worries and asked again: "The emperor said he wanted to eat the full moon wine, why didn't he come, but something happened?"

Tingzhi said: "The emperor is sick and cannot come. I happen to be in front of the emperor, so I sent me to tell you that I will summon you when I recover."

Ting Shuang asked a little worriedly: "Is the emperor's illness all right?"

Tingzhi was a little worried: "I heard that after leaving Beijing, the emperor's dragon body was a little uncomfortable, but relying on his previous health and not being well-conditioned, he still summoned his ministers and workers to review the memorials and inspect the people's sentiments as usual."

"It's not good. If you're not feeling well, don't hold on. How is he doing now?"

"Fever, headache, diarrhea, too lazy to move, don't want to eat, and nausea. Last night, the fever persisted. Several imperial doctors took turns asking for the pulse, and the important ministers were also in a hurry. They were discussing whether to report to the queen mother, but The Empress Dowager has often suffered from many illnesses and disasters in the past two years, how can she suffer such a blow again, and the emperor has not appointed a crown prince, Brother Bao is dying of anxiety, and has quarreled with Mrs. Zhang several times." Tingzhi looked worried, and the emperor was A rare sage monarch, if something happens, it will be bad.

Ting Shuang pondered for a while and asked, "Why are the emperor's parents not here?"

Tingzhi didn't know what he meant by asking, and replied: "The first emperor died of smallpox, and the first empress died after a year of grief. The emperor was only seven years old at that time."

"It's a pity." Ting Shuang whispered to herself, "It seems that there is no family history."

"What history?"

Ting Shuang didn't answer, but asked again: "Does the emperor have any old diseases?"

"No, the emperor has always been in good health, but there are some minor violations after leaving Beijing."

"So there is no past medical history." Ting Shuang thought for a long time, then patted her head, and said, "Go back and tell Baoqi not to worry, I can cure the emperor's illness."

"Ah?" Ting Zhi was in a hurry, "Don't make trouble, big brother, this is the emperor's dragon body, it's not just for fun, be careful to kill it."

"That's right." Qin Shu also stopped him.

Ting Shuang was still full of confidence: "You believe in me, don't you just cure a disease, I will."

Ting Zhi stayed at home for a while, and Fu Rong wiped away her tears with joy when she saw her son's promising future. Although there was a rule that the birth mother could be sealed when the first mother was away, Ting Shuang had long ago removed her from the clan and severed her relationship with her son. Well, it is impossible for her to rely on her son to obtain a patent, but now she also looks down on these external things, as long as Tingzhi is promising.

Tingzhi has resentment towards her, but seeing her Jingchai cloth skirt seems to be a man again, she also calmed down, and then thought that if it wasn't for her, he and Qinshu would never have the chance to meet and love each other, thinking of this, I don't want to hold grudges any more, forgive me She does everything.After hesitating for a long time, he told her that he planned to be with Qinshu, and the Shen family also acquiesced.Fu Rong was very disappointed when she heard this, but said: "As long as you like it, it's fine. It's rare to have a lover in this world. You should be with the one you love."

He took Qinshu's hand again and said: "You...you must be together and take care of each other." As she spoke, she choked up and couldn't continue.

Qin Shu said: "Don't worry, my family has also made concessions. With the blessings of the elders, we will be happy."

In the middle of the night, in the backyard of Meng's house, Ping An looked up helplessly while holding a ladder and holding a lantern: "Young Master, what are you tossing about?"

"I'm destroying the evidence." Ting Shuang climbed down from the tree with the bag.

The emperor's temporary palace was placed in the Changping County Yamen. Outside the courtyard, there were layers of guards from the imperial forest army. Inside, the imperial guards stood with their swords straddled. Six imperial physicians were discussing privately in front of the palace with sad faces, and several ministers who escorted them looked dignified.

Baoqi looked at the things in Tingshuang's bag with a look of disbelief: "You use this to cure the emperor's illness?"

"Of course." Ting Shuang was very confident, "Ganoderma lucidum, which is rare in a hundred years, can even save the dead, let alone the emperor is not dead..."

Baoqi hurriedly covered his mouth, and whispered: "Where is this place, you dare to say something that is taboo?"

"Not even talking." Ting Shuang muttered.

The emperor was very surprised when he heard that Tingshuang had broken off his own "auspicious" Ganoderma lucidum, and immediately summoned him.

Ting Shuang saluted according to the etiquette taught by Baoqi temporarily, but she didn't make a big mistake.

The emperor's face turned pale and his complexion was very bad. He forced a smile and said, "How did you guess my identity?"

Of course Ting Shuang did not dare to say that your aura is so powerful, your subordinates are so aggressive, and you are so rude when eating, and it is a matter of course. Who else but the emperor, just said: "At that time, when the emperor came, the minister would I feel extraordinary, I feel a rush of imperial aura coming over me, coupled with the handsome and mighty appearance of the emperor, and the leaping pace of the dragon..."

"Come on, come on," the emperor was not in the mood to listen to him flickering, "How do you say you broke off your family's Ganoderma lucidum? This is your family's auspicious, just broken by you like this, isn't it afraid of ruining Feng Shui?"

Naturally, Ting Shuang didn't dare to say that the "auspiciousness from heaven" was a man-made hype, and it was important to quickly eliminate the evidence of the crime of deceiving the emperor before no one found out.

On the face, he was loyal to the emperor and patriotic, and said: "The emperor has a heavy responsibility for the country, and the emperor's dragon body is related to the well-being of all people in the world. I heard that the emperor's dragon body is not in good condition, and I am very worried. I wish I could do everything possible to restore the emperor's dragon body. , The recovery of the emperor is the blessing of all people, and the auspiciousness of a country is the only auspiciousness enjoyed by Yuan Shengchen's family. What is this Ganoderma lucidum?"

The emperor was overwhelmed by his loyal and deceitful lasagna tears, and said: "Okay, take the ganoderma lucidum, Aiqing is really loyal to the country, my heart is very touched."

Seeing that he collected the Ganoderma lucidum, Ting Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, and the thing called conscience on his body was rarely shaken.He continued to encourage: "I have a little bit of medical skills, the emperor's sick ministers can try..."

"Nonsense," reprimanded Zhang Tingjing on the side, "The emperor's dragon body is so noble, how can I allow you to try it."

This time, Qi Chongyu was accompanying him, who chimed in and said: "I have been married for several years and have not had children. He cured me. Who said he couldn't do it. The emperor's illness was getting worse and worse after being cured by several imperial doctors. Now someone It can be cured, why does Mr. Zhang still refuse it like this."

The emperor was annoyed by their quarrel, and said weakly: "I really don't want to take medicine."

Ting Shuang quickly said: "If you don't want to eat, don't eat it. I don't need medicine to treat the emperor's illness, just eat and drink."

"Really? Since you don't need to take medicine, you can try it. Anyway, you have to eat." The emperor agreed.

Baoqi wiped off a cold sweat, stepped back and complained to Tingshuang: "What are you doing, if the emperor recovers from his illness, that's all, if not, the blame will fall on your head, ten of your heads are not enough to chop off."

"Don't worry, I know what to do."