Ghost animal, wait for the abuse!

The night wind roared vigorously over the top of the mountain, the distant sky was stained with the night color like splashed ink, and the road to the main house was covered with wild grass growing wantonly.Yu Wuzheng is standing at the end of the road, looking at the shadow of the lamp at the other end blurring the darkness of the night, the blurred light and shadow outlines the silhouette of the people in the building, resting their jaws on their hands, and reading the papers with their heads down—the side face is soft, the limbs are slender, the body graceful.

A faint smile suddenly appeared on Yu Wuzheng's lips, and he scolded in a low voice: "It's too late to sleep, what a waste of lamp oil."

Huo Gai raised his hand, flicked the wick, and the dimmed light brightened again.Huo Gai yawned: I'm so sleepy... Is this bastard drowned by the wine vat? He still hasn't come back!But it's good to blow the night breeze for a while, the longer the illness, the longer the time we spend together, right?

About half a month later, when the imperial court started to attack the cottage, I had to earn the basic trust of Boss Yu before then, otherwise, once Boss Yu went berserk and turned into a ghost animal, my little chrysanthemum, who had just experienced human affairs, would be in danger. If you can't afford the organization's rounds of tests, you will definitely be bloody.

"It's a pity that Wan Renlun can't walk on his own. Otherwise, he only needs to use the known plot to avoid the trigger point of the plot. Because Mao is wearing a weak skin, he must resist the strong plot!" Huo Instead of scratching the table in grief and indignation.

What is the standard routine for attacking the weak?The encounter between the two is the starting point, the hero saves the beauty or the beauty saves the hero.Then the relationship heats up, you protect me and I take care of you.In the climax part, there is a bloody misunderstanding. After the small attack, the person vomits blood and is bloodthirsty in front of the person.In the last ending, HE is a misunderstanding that was finally clarified, and the person has not tossed to death. BE means that everyone is tossing to death, and the misunderstanding has not been clarified.

What is the standard routine for attacking and accepting?It starts with the meeting of the two, you cheat me or I plot you.Then the battle escalates, you can't overwhelm me, I can't overwhelm you.The climax is that after the fight, the two scourges go to beat others together.In the last ending, HE means that the gang fight is over, and the husband and wife return home. BE means that after the gang fight is over, the dead husband is dragged back to return the house.

After sorting it out, Huo Gai found tragically that he and Yu Wuzheng had already gone through the first two stages of the standard routine of attacking and shou The rain is not coming to cherish each other.

"What's terrible is that the bastard Yu Wuzheng is weak and under control!" Huo Gai once again beat his chest and stamped his feet in regret after thinking about it.

Huo Gai let out a long sigh, hoping that his plan would work.Xiaoniao Yiren's forced to accept... Master is simply the engineering leader of the entire danmei world, dig a hole, fill a mine, and now the proficiency is so high that even the Nine Heavens God Thunder dared to bury it in the hole.

Yu Wuzheng pushed open the door, and the illusory and delicate figure like a paper-cut suddenly became clear and clear, as beautiful as a trap for biting people.

"Why don't you sleep?" The original deep voice, perhaps because of the alcohol, was a bit lazy and casual, like the shadow of a tree swaying freely under the moonlight.

Disturbed by the sudden voice, Huo Gai's sleepy face was confused for a moment, but soon regained clarity, his expression became mischievous and soft, like a kitten crawling around on its master's body to explore: "Wait for you Come back and make medicine."

Yu Wuzheng is obviously not an owner who likes to pamper kittens, he said depressedly: "The medicine and the stove are ready-made, don't you know how to boil it yourself?"

Huo Gai said confidently, "I won't."

"How did you grow so big?" Yu Wuzheng questioned.

"In the past, when you were sick, you just had to lie in bed and wait for it to heal by itself. There was no need to boil medicine." Huo Gai replied lightly.

Yu Wuzheng suddenly remembered the family background that someone had introduced to him back then, and his good character erupted silently. He silently took the medicine bag and boiled the medicine.

Huo Gai watched Yu Wuzheng go to the kitchen without complaint, and suddenly felt a little funny.In the original text, it was Wan Renlun who waited in front of the medicine stove day and night, but when it came to me, Yu Wuzheng was the one who took care of the medicine from dawn to dusk. Sure enough, the good people died of overwork, and the bad people were lazy for thousands of years?

In the kitchen, Yu Wuzheng was squatting in front of the medicine stove, holding a cattail leaf fan and fanning the fire one after another.

Huo Gai added on a coat, carried a small bench and walked into the kitchen.

"What are you doing here, bring me a bench?" Yu Wuzheng was staring at the small bench that Huo Gai was holding, salivating.

Huo Gai put the bench next to Yu Wuzheng, then sat down on his buttocks, touching his lips and teeth, with his usual beating tone: "No, I'm here to supervise the work."

"Oh." Yu Wuzheng was a little sleepy, and didn't really want to deal with this guy right now.

Huo Gai looked at Yu Wuzheng's handsome side face that was so angry that people complained, and secretly cheered himself up: omnipotent traverser, everyone loves Tom Su, it's time to show your wisdom, can you be promoted to strong subject in one fell swoop, and then The key to pity the hero with this second-rate hero is at this moment!

Chatting with Yu Wuzheng is a technical job——

Those who are too deeply involved with Shanzhai or Yu Wuzheng cannot be talked about, and they are easy to be ruthlessly cut off as the number one hidden danger.

There is no need to say that it has nothing to do with Shanzhai or Yu Wuzheng. You can't expect a master blacksmith to treat a fish seller expert as a good wife.

You can't talk about what helps the Shanzhai or Yu Wuzheng to grow, otherwise it will be a tragedy if you can't take the opportunity to eliminate those who exploded.

After pondering for a while, Huo Gai sat on the small bench, resting his chin on both hands, and finally asked innocently: "You brought such a group of men wielding knives and guns not just to collect tolls for the king, right?"

Yu Wuzheng woke up instantly: "What did you say?"

Huo Gai was still sitting obediently, with calm eyes, but the words he said were not calm at all.

"Beyond Tuncheng is the black soil wasteland. Half of the fur and one-third of the medicinal materials in Kuncheng come from this road. The mountain village exclusively occupies this mountain road. Not to mention it is shorter than the official road next door, and the toll fee is also higher than that of the official road. The road is [-]% less, and there are very few merchants who do not choose this place. It is not too much to say that the cottage is making money every day, but the cottage has been entrenched here for eight years and has accumulated a lot of wealth. Whether it is the hall or you, the boss of the cottage, live here. There are no traces of renovation. This can only show one thing, this is your temporary residence, not the ultimate goal."

Yu Wuzheng stared into Huo Gai's eyes, like a black panther staring at its prey: "You have always ignored the matter of the cottage before, why did you suddenly tell me this?"

Huo Gai stared at him without hesitation, just like another beast lurking in the night, with a sharp skeleton under the soft fur, every step is a mystery of life and death, a natural hunter—why? ?Because I changed the route, dear!From the route of being a little weak and aggrieved by bitterness to the route of being strong and loving and killing each other~ Hold it in the palm of your hand and take care of it. This one is sold out and there is no stock anymore. Stand by your side and fight together. This one is a hot seller with free shipping, dear, Want to give a good review, dear~ Huo Gai smiled and pretended to be unfathomable for a full minute, and finally said: "If I asked you before, would you still take me up the mountain?"

Yu Wuzheng shook his head resolutely, and said coldly: "But I don't mind throwing you off the mountain now."

As one of the lucky ones who could predict the trajectory of fate, Huo Gai looked at the dark night outside the window with lingering fear, and felt that being a strong one was under a lot of pressure: "Actually, I don't really want to know your answer, as long as you don't intend to Just start an uprising and create a world free from oppression and poverty."

Yu Wuzheng poked the medicine stove, and said calmly: "The emperor is incompetent, and the officials are extorting money, so he should let the world fall like this?"

"This medicine seems to be okay?" Huo Gai stared at the medicine jar with great interest.

"It's still early." Yu Wuzheng lifted the lid of the jar and took a look.

After a moment of silence, Yu Wuzheng reminded in a low voice: "You haven't answered me before."

Huo Gai looked at Yu Wuzheng's secretly pricked up ears, and slightly raised the corners of his lips, it was fine, as expected.

As the author, he certainly knows what Yu Wuzheng is really planning, isn't it to accumulate power, occupy a few more hills, become a local tyrant, resist the control of the imperial court, and try to make the people in the area live more comfortably.

But Yu Wuzheng, as a hot-blooded older middle-aged youth, how could he not flirt in private, using swords as karma to burn the injustice of the world, and using the Dragon Emperor as a sacrifice to personally build a thousand-year hegemony?But this idea can't be casually told to the brothers, or if you are not careful, you will really rebel.Therefore, this passion can only be tightly sealed in the bottom of my heart, the eternal youthful loyalty, the unrelieved generosity, how aggrieved.

The topic of taking imperial power and replacing it is good!It is enough to cause turmoil, and it feels awesome to talk about, but in fact it has no impact on reality at all, and it is definitely suitable for fooling around.

Huo Gai smiled and said: "You said that the emperor is fatuous and incompetent, and the officials are extorting money. If you take this position, what will happen? What kind of society will you create?"

"I only wish that everyone would be well fed and clothed, that they would be free from hard labor, that they would get whatever they did, and that they would not be oppressed." Yu Wuzheng said earnestly, staring at Yaolu with amber-colored pupils. of blazing gold.

Huo Gai sneered, this ideal is quite lofty, I am in the 21st century and still pay taxes every month, set up a stall and get expelled, I can't find an inch of land for my home. "Then what is the official system, and how to ensure that they do not take bribes and pervert the law to oppress the people?"

Yu Wuzheng's expression became brighter, shining brightly in the firelight, and melting into a golden light: "Restrain by law, deter with punishment, those who fish and meat the common people, beheaded!"

Xiao Yu, let Daddy tell you how cruel the adult world is!

Huo Gai sighed, and asked back: "Who will enforce the law of restraint? It is an official. Who will submit the information obtained by the emperor? It is an official. Who will implement the emperor's will? Or an official. The emperor is just a person who shares with officials. It’s just a person of interest in this world, how does he know who is corrupt and who is honest? How does he know whether the people under your rule are living a good life or a bad life? What he knows is just what the officials want him to know.”

As soon as Huo Gai finished speaking, Yu Wuzheng stood there dumbstruck, speechless.

In this world, everyone knows that the emperor is the emperor of the ninety-five years, the master of the world.Ministers are just pawns in the hands of the emperor, life and death are up to the monarch, how can someone Huo Gai deceive the public with such lies, and make the emperor's theory of life and death a puppet on the high platform.

"Then...then what should I do?" Yu Wuzheng looked at Huo Gai in a daze, and couldn't recover for a while.

"I don't know much. All I know is that there is no way to escape the word profit in this world. When the official group has power, it will naturally make the greatest profit based on this. But you have no relative profit to exchange, and the people have no choice but to It’s the fish under the power. If you want to solve it, you can only start with the most fundamental interests and balance them, so as to create the Taoyuan you mentioned.”

Huo Gai chuckled, the issue of corrupt officials is nothing more than a seller's market caused by monopoly. Where there are people, there is a market, but what is bought and sold is different.He doesn't understand politics, but he is professional in market economy.It's not bad to use this specious theory to bluff people.

"I don't believe that the world is full of profit-seekers, and there is no one who is dedicated to the welfare of the people!" Yu Wuzheng stared at Huo Gai angrily, with a fire in his eyes that would not be extinguished.

Huo Gai raised his chin and looked slyly: "Even the sage Confucius was a profit-seeker, so how can you expect his disciples to be any better?"

"Sage Kong?" Yu Wuzheng gasped, this boy from the Wan family is quite bold, after ruining the emperor, he stretched out his poisonous hand to the saint again, is he really a scholar? !This imperial court is really coming to an end...

Huo Gai looked at Yu Wuzheng and blinked, and read aloud: "The sage Zeng said, at thirty, he stands upright, at forty, he is not confused, at fifty, he knows the destiny, at sixty, his ears are compliant, and at seventy, he does what he wants. Is that right?"

"So what?" Monk Yu Wuzhengzhang was puzzled.

Huo Gai raised the corners of his lips, and said, "Isn't that clear? The sage teaches because of 'wealth'. At thirty, one stands, and if one pays thirty taels of silver, one can only stand on the sidelines to attend lectures; The teacher solves doubts until there are no doubts; at fifty you know the destiny, you can know the final exam proposition by paying 30 taels of silver; At seventy, you can do whatever you want, pay 40 taels of silver, and you can study as much as you want, and no one cares about skipping classes and failing to hand in homework."

Yu Wuzheng stared at Huo Gai dumbfounded.Is that how it is explained?Confucius was wronged and rolled all over the floor, did you see it?This guy is still a disciple of Confucius, a disciple of Confucius, the sage of Confucius, his old man will not die with peace!It's over, this dynasty is completely hopeless.

"Nonsense." Yu Wuzheng finally recalled his sanity from being thundered and scolded with a smile.

Huo Gai was serious: "Anything is possible."

Yu Wuzheng took it seriously: "Indeed, even a monster like you can become a scholar, what is impossible?"

Huo Gai smiled awkwardly: "Uh...just telling a joke."

Yu Wuzheng let out a muffled laugh out of embarrassment, and the previous sad atmosphere was swept away.

"Actually, even if everyone in this world is chasing profit, at least one person will stick to his heart and fight for the common people." Huo Gai's voice was very soft and soft, like a warm mist swirling around his fingertips.

Yu Wuzheng closed his smile, looked at Huo Gai quietly, focused and solemn.

Huo Gai smiled suddenly, softly and sincerely: "Because you are here."

The firewood in the small stove came out in clusters, one by one, deep and shallow red, making the medicine pot look like a red lotus, the medicine juice gurgling and rolling in the pot, and the medicine fragrance sneaked out from the gap in the lid, dyeing Fragrant the whole room.

The curse seal in Huo Gai's heart silently loosened a little, sending a little warmth.It worked, do the children in the second grade really need to be coaxed?

Yu Wuzheng's eyes reflected Huo Gai's face, and warmed up with the shining firelight into a brilliant expression.You don't believe in the benevolence and righteousness of this world, or the justice of this world, but you believe in me, the unfounded persistence, and the unscrupulous belief.I'm really, really happy.

"Are you interested in hearing about Li's balance?" Huo Gai asked.

"All ears." Yu Wuzheng replied.

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So, the two chatted all night.the next day……

"Brother, why did the light in your bedroom stay on last night?" Wu Dangjia turned into a curious baby.

The third master covered the mouth of the fifth master, and said with a dog-legged smile: "Big Brother Yingwu, Big Brother Yingwu."

Yu Wuzheng looked at these two blankly.

"Brother, isn't the little guy you brought back sick? He went to rest without even drinking our wine. Why do you still have the energy to pester you all night?" Si Dangjia asked with a smile.

There was a bit of annoyance on Yu Wu's face: "That's right, he hasn't recovered yet, how can he stand up to the torment. I actually forgot about it and spent a whole night with him. His illness won't get worse, right? ... No, I have to find someone to look after it for me."

"..." The expressions of the three masters at this time "each has its own merits".

After Yu Wuzheng screened out a copycat who might spoil Huo Gai and those who were ruined by Huo Gai, the eight-year-old Maizi stood out because he happened to pass by and volunteered.

This is what classmate Maizi said: "The master heard that you have hidden beauty in the golden house, can I go and have a look?"

Yu Wuzheng stroked his forehead: "Maizi, you are using idioms indiscriminately again. If you want to read it, you can go and see it. If he feels uncomfortable or something, you can tell me. Um... If he kicks the quilt again, you can help him Cover it."

So the idiom application was finally correct, but Yu Wuzheng calmed down the wheat dropped by the samurai and ran to take care of Huo Gai.

In the dark room, Huo Gai had his skirt loose, revealing half of his fragrant shoulders, sleeping soundly on the quilt.

"So Mrs. Shanzhai is you, a liar?" Maizi squatted beside the bed for a long time, and finally remembered the task of covering someone with a quilt.

So the delicate and soft Maizi pulled up the quilt "hey, hey".

Sleeping Beauty opened her misty eyes: "Huh? Why are you lying next to my bed. I remember that I never masturbate under the age of 14... How old do you have to be to be OX."

"The master asked me to cover you with a quilt." Maizi puffed up his bun face with a serious face.

Huo Gai was stunned for a moment, and his eyes quickly recovered. He stood up, pulled the quilt from under his body, and yawned lazily: "I have been tossing around all night, and I am sleepy. Thank you for taking care of me." ,May I have your name?"

"My surname and first name are...Mai Quanyu." Maizi puffed out her chest and introduced herself.

"Huh? Such a familiar funny way, have I seen you before?" Huo Gai tilted his head and blinked his eyes.

Maizi was furious silently, the young master remembers you, but you don't remember the young master, the people in white clothes are really not good people!

So Maizi turned her head arrogantly and left.

"Who is Mai Na, please tell Yu Wuzheng that I want to eat stewed chicken tonight." Huo Gai commanded blindly behind him.

Maizi left in grief and indignation. Of course, the good boy Maizi still told the head of someone's expectations for food by the way.As for those gossip guys who came up to inquire about Mrs. Shanzhai while the boss was away, Maizi also patiently answered them one by one.

In the next few days, the fine tradition of holding candlelight talks remained.And some rumors are quietly spreading in the cottage.

For example, Mrs. Shanzhai is very beautiful, and she seduces the head of the house to have sex all night and all night, reluctant to rest.

For example, Mrs. Shanzhai is arrogant and domineering, coaxing the head of the house to sell him a lot of things, and even running back and forth for him.

For example, Mrs. Shanzhai is arrogant and coquettish, lying in bed every day and doing nothing, and he will ignore people when they go to see him.

Huo Gai squatted in the corner of the courtyard listening to the rumors that became more and more evil, showing a spoiler-like smile.It seems that the person who wanted to blame Nei Ying on his own head had already acted.It's not in vain that I deliberately created so many handles.

Yu Wuzheng, I just want you to watch your brother step me into the mud with your own eyes, what are you going to do when you know how innocent I am?The people you brought up the mountain were slandered because of your arrangements and deliberate precautions. Are you guilty?Rumors are private, how do you explain that?So you can only stand by and keep silent.Ashamed?

Pale fingers picked up a piece of halva and threw it into his mouth, Huo Gai lowered his eyes.I just want... what you owe me.A bit of apology in exchange for a bit of soft-heartedness at that time, I'm just trying to save my life.

The author has something to say: Note: The explanation of Confucius is not original, and I don’t know the source.

What you see below is your hallucination~

【Huo Gai's H】

Wan Siqi: Don't hold back, call out.

Huo Gai looked shy: Ah, don't—

A second later, Huo Gai was bold and unrestrained: hurry up, use force, force again——

A second later, Huo Gai's innocent appearance: brother, brother, err——

A second later, Huo Gai cried out in tears and refused: "Ya Butterfly, Yiku——

A second later, Huo Gai shouted unrestrainedly: OH, Yeah...fuckme...

Wan Siqi stopped, silent, jittery.

Huo Gai said calmly and seriously: I don't know which version you like, so I came here again, even foreign ones, tell me, which version do you like?

Wan Siqi: The version you muted.