Ghost animal, wait for the abuse!

"Master Chen, can you send me some vinegar? The student's throat is stuck by a fishbone." Huo Gai licked the fish in his mouth, his voice trembling, and he lied without any pressure.

Chen Baizhou's face changed slightly, and he hurriedly said: "Don't talk, it will be bad if the fishbone is drawn deeper."

The maid had already obediently picked up the vinegar. Chen Baizhou got up and came to Huo Gai's side. He stretched out his white and slender hands from his wide sleeves, lifted them halfway, but put them back again. It seemed that he was almost at a loss what to do. smell.

Huo Gai sneered in his heart, bound by morality and etiquette, and dragged down by old love and past affairs.Wherever you fall, just lie on your stomach, Chen Baizhou, your attack is really promising.

A comforting smile appeared on Huo Gai's face, and with his pink fingertips, he gently drew on the table, "The thorns are not deep, so there is no need to worry."

Chen Baizhou nodded, the worry in his eyes still gathered.

The servants quickly brought the vinegar. Huo Gai covered his lips with his sleeve, and held the bowl to his lips. The pungent sour smell made Huo Gai frown uncontrollably.Master, is this the legendary bitter trick?My poor tongue meat, it’s hard for you bird, chirp chirp.

Huo Gai looked up at Chen Baizhou, the target boss. Hope is in front of him, and the mission is at hand. Warriors of the Celestial Dynasty, for the great mission of returning to the modern age, all sacrifices are worthwhile!

Huo Gai gritted his teeth tragically, closed his eyes, turned his wrists, gulped his throat, and then...

Completely tragic!

Hearing a "cough puff", Chen Baizhou who was sitting opposite was sprayed with vinegar by Huo Gai on the spot, his face was covered with acid juice, his hair dripped with turbid liquid, his shirt was stained, and his body smelled strange. Become a "acid Confucian"!

Huo Gai looked at Chen Baizhou's handsome face full of jealousy, and burst into tears instantly.This is only the second time we met, and if you get to the point of bukkake, you will be cast aside by Chen Baizhou to death, right?God, why do you want to bully me like this!

Although the miraculous existence of the big name Cangtian, the scientific name Destiny, and the nickname Wheel often bullied the poor Huo Gai, but this time, Huo Gai really had to blame himself.Huo Gai, as a young man who used rough tricks such as choking rice every time he was caught by a fishbone card, did not realize at all that the methods of using vinegar and rice are completely different. At the very least, vinegar cannot be used as directly as rice. Swallow down.

By the way, although the industrious and simple Chinese people have passed down countless life experiences from generation to generation, many of them are unreliable - such as drinking vinegar or choking on food when they are stabbed.

"I... I didn't do it on purpose." Huo Gai shrank back his petite body, trying to send out signals like I'm innocent and pitiful.

"I know. Is the thorn in your throat gone?" Chen Baizhou took out a square scarf and silently wiped off his jealous face, with an extremely calm expression.

Huo Gai blinked and said pitifully, "Well, I don't feel anything in my throat anymore. I'm sorry."

"Don't be afraid, I won't blame you." Chen Baizhou smiled reassuringly, his eyes just met Huo Gai, but he turned away a little uncomfortable: "I'll clean it up first, and please ask Mr. Wan to clean it up." convenient."

After finishing speaking, Chen Baizhou got up and left the house.

Huo Gai lowered his head silently... He picked up the bowl and chopsticks, and continued to eat.Even if you die, you will be a full ghost!

After a cup of tea, Huo Gai stood up leisurely and walked out of the flower hall.A servant girl came forward, bowed and asked, "What orders does Mr. Wan have?"

Huo Gai sighed, and said dejectedly: "I really offended Mr. Chen before, even if I sit here, I can't eat. I don't know where Mr. Chen is now. After my lord finishes sorting out, I want to make a solemn apology to Mr. Chen as soon as possible. "

The maid quickly glanced at the dining table where the meat had already been picked out, and she deeply understood the meaning of being unable to swallow.Then he said softly: "Young master, you don't need to do this, my master doesn't mind. Before the master comes back, Mr. Wan might as well take a walk in this courtyard to kill time. If you need anything, there are always people in the courtyard, you Just do as you're told."

Huo Gai nodded politely, and beckoned Ding Peng who was standing aside to follow, then Shi Shi ran into Hua Mao Zhuxiu's courtyard.

After walking a few steps away from the servants of the Chen family, Ding Peng said nervously: "Third Young Master, will he make things difficult for you when you treat Master Chen so well? Why don't we leave first!"

Huo Gai's eyes moved slightly, and he said in a low voice, "He shouldn't be angry. How can a maid have the right to let me wander in the courtyard, she must have been ordered by Mrs. Chen to guard outside the door. Ding Peng, think about that When did the servant girl come, is it as I said?"

Ding Peng thought about it for a while, and his face was a little more stunned: "Third Young Master is wise, that maid did come to guard after Mr. Chen went out."

"Let me just say, I pretended to cry for him. If he doesn't forgive me, he won't be Chen Baizhou." Huo Gai chuckled, as long as Chang Gufeng cried, even if he wanted to eat human flesh, Chen Baizhou would give him his own hands offer.Grandpa cried so much before, if Chen Baizhou can harden his heart, then there must be a ghost!

Ding Peng looked down at the ground, Third Young Master, can you stop taking pretending to cry so naturally?Is it really okay for you, a man, to use such tricks as a means of dealing with affairs?

"However, even if he forgave me, he must still care about it?" His slender fingers rubbed lightly on the snow-white chin, his beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and Huo Gai murmured: "If from now on, every time he If you see me, you will think of spraying vinegar, but you will suffer."

Ding Peng felt a chill down his spine when he saw his third young master's calculation.

"In order to get rid of the peculiar smell, with Mr. Chen's character, he should be taking a bath and changing clothes right now?" Huo Gai twitched his mouth slightly, and after showing a shallow smile, he turned to look at Ding Peng: "Ding Peng, Do you know how to make people ignore the ink if you accidentally drip some ink on the white paper?"

"If the paper is good enough, maybe the ink can be lightened by rinsing it with water twice."

Huo Gai shook his head: "No, the best way is to smear a large area of ​​ink. With a comparison, who would pay attention to the small ink dot before?"

Ding Peng's hair stood on end for a moment: "Third Young Master, what do you want?"

Huo Gai Chunliang smiled: "Little Dingdong, do you have a map of the Minister's Mansion?"

"Yes." Ding Peng took out a roll of paper from his pocket with a blank expression.

"You really have it..." Huo Gai took the scroll, the corners of his lips twitched uncontrollably: "Why did you bring this?"

Ding Peng said honestly: "The master said that if you cause any trouble, it will be easier to escape with this."

"..." Huo Gai buried his head in the picture to cover up the twisted expression on his face.In Wan Siqi's eyes, is the master really a magical image?Is everyone shouting and beating a mouse? !

Speaking of which, the governor's residence bathroom.

The small bluestone hut, the marble floor, and white marble tiles form a small bath that can accommodate about three people. There are bamboo pipes in the pool that connect with the outside of the house, and hot water is continuously fed in from there, gurgling into the bath. middle.

The mist filled the room heavily, and the desolate fragrance floated up and down in the room with the mist. The bright sunlight shone through the glazed tiles on the roof, reflecting the sparkling light like gilt.The man's ink hair is spread out in the water, the soft ink color, the fine gold color, the looming figure, and the dense white mist are densely intertwined into a scroll.

The handsome-looking man was leaning on the side of the pool, holding the bath beans casually, his brows were slightly frowned into an indistinct arc, with a bit of annoyance.

"Squeak..." Someone pushed open the carved wooden door, and in the incense mist, only the vague figure of the person came, trance and slender, and his footsteps gradually approached.

"Didn't I order no one to come in?" Chen Baizhou raised his eyes to look in the direction of the figure, his eyes were cold and displeased.

As the visitor approached, his brows gradually became clear.The end of the eyes raised an arc charmingly, the autumn water is long, the cheeks are shyly red, the shallow stream is full of flowers, between the lips and teeth, a soft voice flows: "Master Chen?"

"Why is it you!" Chen Baizhou, who finally saw the face of the person, was horrified, slipped and fell into the pool.

"Be careful" someone grabbed Chen Baizhou's hand, but he couldn't stop Chen Baizhou from falling, instead he was dragged into the bath with a "plop".

"Wow!" The two unlucky babies who fell to the bottom of the pool finally surfaced.

"What are you doing here?" Chen Baizhou, whose face was flushed, clung to the wall of the pool, his voice trembling with excitement.

"I said I wanted to make a formal apology to you, but they called me in and asked me to take good care of you..." The accused person looked blank and innocent, and sighed again in his heart: The servant of the Minister's Mansion is really good! , we just misled the words, and immediately understood it.

Chen Baizhou understood, so he even wanted to find a place to drill.The gang of feelings mistakenly regarded this young man as a child prostitute, but he invited such a mediocre young man to his house for no reason, and even gave him special instructions, which is really easy to make people think wrong...

Looking at the boy's increasingly suspicious expression, Chen Baizhou felt that his conscience had been severely condemned.In fact, he really just wants to see people and think about others, how will he end up with his subordinates messing around like this!

"Master Chen, are you taking a bath?" Huo Gai frowned, and looked up at Chen Baizhou hesitantly: "Why did your servant ask me to serve you? If it's grinding and holding a pen, I respect you as a great Confucian , naturally there is no second word. But it is not appropriate to call me for such a private matter, right? "

Facing Huo Gai's clear eyes, Chen Baizhou didn't know how to explain it.

Huo Gai looked at the bewildered Chen Baizhou with a pure face and a sinister smile in his heart: Let you pretend to be a gentleman, let you pretend to be a Taoist priest, don't you know that sometimes it is more shameful to pretend to be a fool than a fool? !An awkward creature like Uncle really can't be pushed!

Huo Gai's move is extremely ruthless, it can be said to kill three birds with one stone.

First, with this matter as a comparison, Chen Baizhou will never think of the sad scene of spraying vinegar again.Embarrassing things like washing your face with vinegar, and such an affair like playing in the water, as long as you are a normal man, you will not mistake the direction of your memories.

The second is to forcibly narrow the distance between the two of them. After this incident, most of Chen Baizhou's alienation caused by observing etiquette will inevitably be destroyed.I've seen the body, and I'm still so reserved!

The third is to make Chen Baizhou feel guilty. The more Chen Baizhou owes, the more room he can use in the future.Gentleman, a creature with excess moral sense, is really sorry for his shameless character if he doesn't use it to bully him.