Ghost animal, wait for the abuse!

Although the dinner table has always been the best occasion for Chinese people to warm up their feelings, but in this ancient and strict era, Huo Gai, the No. 1, couldn't even get the treatment of being at the same table with Chen Baizhou.

Huo Gai quickly snatched the last bear's paw from the plate, marking a successful end to his meal.As the saying goes, Huo Gai, who is full of warmth and lust, is full of food and drink, stroking his slightly swollen belly, and his eyes can't help but drift towards the target boss this time.

In an instant, the four eyes met.Huo Gai was stunned, but Chen Baizhou raised his glass, lowered his eyes and drank it, pretending that I just accidentally saw you just now.

Huo Gai snorted unhappily, even peeking is so weak, the two of us will not be able to hook up until the year of the monkey!

"Mr. Chen, I would like to offer you a toast. The student was rude today. Fortunately, Mr. Chen is tolerant and doesn't care about it. Mr. Chen is really talented and has a good understanding of cultivation. I am convinced." Huo Gai suddenly stood up and raised his glass to respect .If the mountain doesn't come, it's me, why don't we come to the mountain? !

Chen Baizhou got up lightly, talking and laughing gently: "Where, Mr. Wan is also full of talents, and he is a fearsome future generation." He raised his sleeves to cover his mouth, and raised his cup to drink, which is no different from ordinary entertainment.

As the wine entered the mouth, a slight astringency spread on the tip of his tongue, Huo Gai squinted his eyes, hiding the impatience and anxiety in his eyes.Sure enough, the gentleman is the most annoying.He is a meat writer, and he is most annoyed by gentlemen who attack this kind of species with clear water and slow heat signs as soon as they appear on the stage.After more than 100 chapters, you hold the little hand and kiss the little mouth. Do you think you are incompetent, or do you not move, or are you impotent? !

Just like modern people, after a dinner party, they always have to sing K, take a bath, open a room, etc. The ancients were not happy to break up after eating, and always sat together, enjoying flowers, watching a play, Drinking tea is the best time for the host and guest.

So under the leadership of Luo Lao, the group walked towards the courtyard again.The pavilions have already been well-arranged, with round stools, low tables, and fragrant fruit tea. Looking up at the moon, looking down at the sparkling stream, and looking around at the lanterns, it is really clear and brightly lit.

Luo Lao obliged to take up the responsibility of pimp, no, the host of the banquet, and said with a smile: "It's such a beautiful day, everyone might as well play a game together, how about hiding the hook?"

The game of Tibetan Hook started in the Han Dynasty, and became popular all the way from the deep palace to the market. It is known as an ultra-popular game that is suitable for 80-year-olds and eight-year-olds.Everyone naturally agreed, except for Huo Gai, who was at a loss right now.

Huo Gaihui has a lot of games, board games like Three Kingdoms, online games like Warcraft, he is well-deserved master, but who can tell him-what is the hidden hook? !

Huo Gai turned his head to look for Mr. Yi for an answer, but unfortunately this person disappeared automatically as soon as he entered the courtyard, and he probably fell in love with the tea tree again.Huo Gai then turned his head to look for Wan Siqi, but unfortunately, this person disappeared completely after he told him to drive him away, so where do he go to look for him now.Huo Gai looked at the excited faces of the people around him, and felt helpless and desolate.There is a voice in my heart that is always shouting, come back soon, I can't bear it alone~ However, the majority of literati and refined scholars don't realize that there is also a dazed Xiaobai among them, and three times, five divisions and two divisions have already been separated. Okay team.Huo Gai looked at all the people who had stood behind him and agreed to be the captain at some point, and then looked at Captain Chen Baizhou standing in front of the other team, and he realized that——

The chrysanthemum of Mr. Destiny returned to the sawtooth attribute after a little pink!

Then Luo Lao raised a golden hook and asked, "Which Cao shot first?"

Huo Gai looked at the hook, felt it and swallowed, trembling a little.What kind of trouble is this going to do? What the hell is going on?Still shoot first?What the hell are you going to fuck and shoot, brother, with props, isn't it so heavy-handed?

Chen Baizhou raised his hand gracefully, Huo Gai understood it this time, this is the meaning of courtesy, let himself come first.All of a sudden, Huo Gai felt that he really wanted to smack Chen Baizhou, a child who made trouble.

Huo Gai also raised his hand and said firmly, "You go first!"

Chen Baizhou smiled and nodded: "Then I, Cao, will shoot first."

Huo Gai silently cupped his hands in a cold sweat.Fuck you, fuck you, we won't compete with you, you can shoot as much as you want, until you feel good about it.

"That's the beginning." Luo Lao seemed to proclaim himself the position of referee, watching and shouting.

Huo Gai looked blankly at Chen Baizhou's team and turned around, leaving only the back of his head for himself.Guessing, could it be that they will start to untie their belts together and masturbate?

Huo Gai turned his head and looked at his teammates with a pure face, and his teammates also looked back with a pure face... It's so f*ckingly weak, can you die by explaining?can die!

So Huo Gai showed a deep smile of "you understand", waiting for the silly fish to obediently take the bait.

After a breath, finally a teammate was successfully fooled by Huo Gai. He stepped forward, grabbed the golden hook on the table, squeezed his hands, and retreated.

Huo Gai continued to be at a loss...

However, Luo Lao had already opened his mouth and announced: "It can be shot."

In an instant, Chen Baizhou's team turned back in unison.Huo Gai staggered in fright, this... is he about to cum?What to do, my master is so pure and incompetent, ah, incompetent!

Seeing the eyes of the group of people in front of him sweeping back and forth around his waist, Huo Gai's sense of crisis climbed all the way to the top, so he had to clamp his legs even tighter and clenched his fists more firmly.

Big deal, come one, grandpa beat one, come two, grandpa run one.

Chen Bozhou's eyes lingered on Huo Gai's waist for a long time, and finally said, "I'll shoot Mr. Wan."

Huo Gai burst into tears like rain in his heart: Brother Chen, I made a mistake, can I still repent?How majestic, mighty, and domineering you are when you come up and shoot!Gentlemen attack all men, pure men among men, whoever says you are slow to heat up in the future, I will be anxious to him!

At this time, a group of people behind Chen Baizhou also stared at Huo Gai from the waist down and spoke one after another.

"I/Xiaosheng/Junior/I also shot Wan Gongzi."

Huo Gai burst into tears in his heart: This is so bad, you think this is buying salt, and you're getting together.

At this time, the brother who had taken the golden hook for himself stepped forward and spread his hands, revealing the golden hook in his palm.With a smile on his face, he said: "You all shot wrongly, the golden hook is not in the hands of Mr. Wan, but in the hands of me, Tan Amao."

Tan Amao put the golden hook on the table and winked, "This time it's my turn to shoot." After saying that, he turned around coolly, leaving Chen Baizhou's team with the back of his head.

Huo Gai followed and turned around, he finally understood what was going on: this was a childish trick where one of the group was holding the golden hook and the other was guessing whose hand the hook was in.

Huo Gai gritted his teeth, this is worse than throwing away the handkerchief, but he said it so impurely, how could he be cheating? !

Huo Gai's words were really insincere, the previous conversations were not sordid, Cao is the team, shooting is guessing, Luo Lao's words "Which Cao shoots first" translates to nothing more than which team guesses first.It's a pity that Huo Gai is a gentle scum, full of fools, and has corrupted this pure Chinese civilization.The heart is not old, the brain is guilty...

"You can shoot." Luo Lao called from behind.

Huo Gai immediately turned around, his eyes slowly swept across the fists of the people opposite him, and then resolutely pointed at the most careless uncle. "I shoot him."

Now that he doesn't know what reward he will get if he guesses right, Huo Gai had no choice but to guess the least reliable one.His teammates obviously realized how unreliable their captain was, and quickly expressed their opinions.Except for Chen Baizhou, he guessed almost everyone on the opposite side.

Finally, Chen Bozhou spread his hands, slowly put the golden hook on the table, and sighed with a smile: "What a pity."

The rounds turned again, Chen Baizhou's team turned their backs, Huo Gai made a decisive decision, grabbed the golden hook, stuck it between his fingers, and tightly clenched his fists.

"It's ready to shoot." Old Luo's cuckoo sang on time.

Huo Gai glanced at Chen Baizhou, who was looking at his fist, with a smile on his lips, and turned his hand skillfully. The golden light flashed before Chen Baizhou's eyes, and then disappeared between his fingers.

Chen Baizhou frowned slightly, pondered for a moment, and finally said: "I will shoot Mr. Wan."

The rest of the people looked at Huo Gai's loose fist, and raised their eyebrows in a tacit understanding and secretly smiled. Mr. Chen has identified the youngsters of the Wan family, let's be more sensible, don't force yourself between these two .

So, all of a sudden, everyone in Chen Baizhou's team bypassed Huo Gai and guessed someone else.

The bright wrist was turned lightly, the slender fingers spread out, and the golden hook shone brightly between the fingers.The charming and graceful young man slightly puffed up his cheeks with a bit of sadness: "Congratulations, Mr. Chen, you hit the shot."

Elder Luo jokingly said, "Master Chen really has bright eyes, Mr. Wan, you must be willing to admit defeat."

"Naturally." Huo Gai pouted and snorted softly.Sure enough, since the guesser is not punished for guessing wrong, it must be rewarded for the guesser, or punished for the guesser.If it wasn't for this unknown punishment item, would we deliberately let Chen Baizhou see the flaws?You know, punishment is a very loving word!

Someone presented an ink-stained wolf hair, Chen Baizhou took the pen, walked up to Huo Gai, bowed his head, and a narrow smile appeared on Langrun Tsinghua's handsome face: "Young Master Wan, Chen has offended you."

Huo Gai, who was vaguely guessing, closed his eyes as if death was at home: "Come on."

The center of the eyebrows is slightly cool, and the soft and cold tip of the pen is gently tapped on the skin, and it will leave as soon as it is touched.Huo Gai opened his eyes, facing Chen Baizhou's deep black pupils with endless memories.

"Okay." Chen Baizhou backed away, polite and distant.

Huo Gai gave Chen Baizhou a hard look, full of youthful spirit.

Son, don't you want to be so weak!Using ink to paint a face is such a JQ plot, you actually just click with a pen?If you really don't want to hook up with us, then why are you the first to look at Grandpa every time you guess? !Is there anything in this world that makes people get angry more anxiously, pounding the table and scratching the wall than "My father intended to be fucked by you, but you are so ignorant!" !

Huo Gai sighed resentfully. It seems that not selling one's body has disadvantages of not selling one's body. At least Chen Baizhou, a moral model, was unable to do such pure tasks as touching his face after the first impulse.

If I hadn't been pushed hard by the readers at that time, I wouldn't have created such an existence as Chen Baizhou who met all Wan Renlun's visions but violated all his own visions - infatuated, elegant, high-ranking, and talented.Back then, when I went to bed, I would specially dim the lamps and candles, slowly take off my clothes, cover the quilt and start the sex scene, which almost made me too excited.

Wiping tears, as a pure-blooded beast, normal bed scenes are ruthlessly destroying the soul of the stepfather, and slow-heating emotional scenes are invisible obliterating the art of hooking up!

The punishment is over and the game starts again.Huo Gai waited for Lao Luo to start the game, turned his head and burst out the three words "Master Chen", shoot you, shoot you!

The young man's eyes were fierce, his smile was provocative, his small white teeth gleamed under the warm light, he was full of murderous intent, full of vengeance.

Uncle Chen shook his head slightly with a smile, and there was a hint of pampering in his eyes. This child is not only very capricious, arrogant, but also very narrow-minded.He and Gu Feng really came out of the same mold, that is also a little villain who will never give up and never give up.

It's a pity that the golden hook is not in Chen Baizhou's hands, and Huo Gai's wish for revenge unfortunately fails.

In the next few rounds, Huo Gai seemed to have spotted Chen Baizhou, no matter whether he opened or clenched his fists, Huo Gai could only say "I'll shoot Master Chen!"

As the so-called sincerity goes, gold and stone are the best. When it was the eighth round, Chen Baizhou finally grasped the golden hook with the great sentiment of sacrificing his life to coax the children.

Huo Gai got what he wanted, and immediately burst into laughter, that is called a spring breeze, that is called a villain's success.Everyone looked at this stunned young man who was determined to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and deeply felt that Mr. Chen was really far-sighted - the younger generation is formidable!

Huo Gai pinched the wolf hair, made a beautiful and neat brushwork, tilted his head and slowly walked in front of Chen Baizhou, with crooked eyebrows, and a charming smile: "Master Chen... I offended~"

Some arrogant tone, hiding a little childish pride, and a bit of vicious taste of pretending to be vicious.Childish to inconceivable, monstrous to hopeless.

"Why don't you sit down, Mr. Chen, it's really difficult for Xiaosheng to take on the important task of writing."

The pink fingertips moved flat out from the top of the forehead, touching Chen Baizhou's heart, and slid across it lightly, simply comparing height and height, but because of the graceful angle, it was somewhat provocative.Huo Gai raised his head, his shiny lips pursed slightly, as if dissatisfied with the disparity in height.And with such a distance and such a mood, people can't help but think of a word-invite a kiss.

For a moment, his mind was disturbed, and he looked at Huo Gai with bated breath, Chen Baizhou suddenly felt a little overwhelmed.Some beautiful memory images floated in my mind, and suddenly, the boundary between the past and the present was blurred, leaving only the greedy desire spreading silently in my heart.He felt that he was losing control a little bit, and couldn't wait to lose control a little more.

This is Huo Gai's ability as an author - to grasp the characters in his pen and use all his capital to the extreme.In this world, he is a devil who penetrates people's hearts, and also a demon who seduces people's souls.

Chen Baizhou sat down on the round stool, Huo Gai looked down at him intently, his eyes were round and bright, and his face was full of malicious intentions.Like a cat catching a fish, it grinds its paws, eagerly thinking about where to bite.

The bottom of his heart was so soft for a moment, Chen Baizhou was suddenly very grateful to God for allowing him to meet such a young man who looked like Gu Feng here and now.Even if there is no chance to meet each other after today's farewell, it is enough to make him smile happily thinking of this situation in the long night.

Huo Gai's soft pink fingertips lightly pressed against Chen Baizhou's cheeks, and his bare skin touched each other. Chen Baizhou felt the warmth almost scalding, which made him flustered and short of breath so he wanted to avoid it.

It was too close, the breath was tangled, and the smells blended, Chen Baizhou could clearly smell the smell of Huo Gai, the fresh aroma of tea, the drunken aroma of wine, mixed together, forming an intoxicating atmosphere.

Chen Baizhou almost had the illusion that he would sink to death in this ambiguous situation, the young man was too beautiful, and he was too easy to misrepresent others.So irritable to be at a loss.

Huo Gai, who always put his nose on his face, looked at Chen Baizhou's current posture of being slaughtered. For a moment, evil grew from his heart to his guts. After four strokes of "shua, shua, shua", the gentle and elegant Mr. Chen became Whiskered cat.

Everyone gasped in unison: Lengtouqing, you are too courageous, right?

On the other hand, Lao Luo reacted quickly, rushed forward quickly, presented two wet wipes and said: "It's getting late, this game of hiding the hook is over. Everyone, please wipe your face."

So Chen Baizhou's cat face only existed for less than a minute before it was humanely destroyed.

The game is over, and the banquet is coming to an end, and the next thing is naturally to go back to each house and find each mother.

Chen Baizhou looked at Huo Gai's bulging steamed bun face, then glanced at the surrounding situation, lowered his head and whispered: "Will Mr. Wan be interested in visiting the Chen Mansion tomorrow?"

Huo Gai was stunned, turned his head abruptly, at the moment of lightning, Huo Gai's lips brushed against Chen Baizhou's face, Chen Baizhou staggered, retreated half a meter away, his handsome face blushed completely, His eyes flickered, and his limbs were as stiff as a tree.

Huo Gai looked at Chen Baizhou's shy and innocent appearance, and suddenly became interested-in fact, it is quite cute to put the attributes of a gentleman on Uncle Shou.A gentleman like a creature seems to be quite suitable for being molested, trampled, and overwhelmed.

Chen Baizhou was extremely uncomfortable being seen by Huo Gai, so he bid farewell to Lao Luo in a hurry, and fled in despair.

Huo Gai watched Chen Baizhou's graceful back disappear into the dark night, and the blood in his brain became even more intense.I don't know what kind of scenery it will be when a certain uncle's prudent and polite appearance is corrupted by lust?Huo Gai was instantly inspired, and he wished he could just pick up the pen and write it.

Speaking of which, who was the best way to go for an attack that year?Wan Renlun?Madonna vs. Uncle Gentleman?Thinking of the collapsed picture, Huo Gai was struck by lightning immediately, and he had no inspiration at all. Something like CP is indeed an irreversible fetish.Let's go back to wash and sleep.

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[Small popularization of ancient knowledge]

According to "Youyang Miscellaneous Zu" cited Xin's "Sanqin Ji" records: "Mrs. He clenched his fist and couldn't stretch it out. He stretched it out only when he saw Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. What was held inside was a hook.Therefore, people played the game of hiding the hook, and many people participated in guessing whose hand the hook was hidden in.Zhou Chu's "Feng Tu Ji" records: "After the ritual in Yiyang La Ri, old people, women and children play Tibetan hooks. They are divided into two Cao (teams) to compare the outcome. ... One hook is hidden in the hands of the Cao people. Know where to shoot (guess).” Not only the elderly and children in the folk like to play this kind of brain and physical game, but this game is also quite popular among women in the harem.Li Bai's "Miscellaneous Songs and Songs; Songs for Music in the Palace" wrote: "I feel more pity for flowers and moonlit nights, and the palace ladies laugh at hiding hooks." During Xuanzong's time, the harem enjoyed hiding hooks.Cen Shen's "Dunhuang Taishou Houting Song" wrote: "Sit drunk in front of a red candle with a hidden hook, and you don't know where the hook is." Mrs. Huarui's "Gong Ci" wrote: "The sound of the orchestra fills the Longchi, and the maid hides the hook. During the night banquet. Fortunately, the sage caught it with his own eyes, so he brushed the thick ink on his eyebrows." Playing Tibetan hooks at the banquet is not fined with wine, but painted with ink. The creation time of "Gongci Congchao" has not been tested, and there are two works involving Tibetan hooks: "If you want to get Tibetan hooks, there are fewer words and more words. Luo." (Second Sixth of "Gongci Congchao") Each team has 100 people, betting 100 Cailuo, which is really huge!Also, "Two friends are competing for money, and the king and the hook are in the middle of the night. I am afraid that the morning will rush, and the winning friend will dance and wrap his head first." ("Gong Ci Cong Chao" No. 3000) Play this game day and night, Kings are also involved. ——This content is excerpted from the website of ancient traditional culture.