Ghost animal, wait for the abuse!

Chapter 31 Killing Birds Without a Sword

"If there is half a lie in what I said before, I will be cut into pieces by a thousand swords, and I will not be buried!" Huo Gai raised his hand and raised two fingers, swearing.

Immediately, Huo Gai put down his hand weakly, shook his head with a wry smile: "Forget it, believers don't need to take an oath, and those who don't believe in an oath don't need an oath either.

"You, do you want to stop me?" Huo Gai raised his jaw, looked at the man coldly, his spine was straight, and he clenched his dagger tightly.Like a moth ready to jump into the flame at any time, it reveals a strong determination like a sacrifice.

When Xiao Gong doesn't intend to trust Xiao Shou, what Xiao Shou needs to do is not to explain, excuse, or beg, but to draw the line directly, either believe it, and we will continue playing, or don't believe it, and we will finish the game.

"Of course not, we are accomplices, aren't we?" The slender big hand wrapped around the slightly trembling little hand.

The knife in his palm was cold, and the palm on the back of his hand was warm. Huo Gai breathed a sigh of relief calmly, and won... The rogue uncle and the slender boy are actually good choices, aren't they?

"Want to help?" Huo Gai sincerely invited.

"...No, I'll watch the wind for you." The hero resolutely let go of Huo Gai's hand, walked a few steps away, and pretended that I was very dedicated.

Huo Gai sighed regretfully, looked down at the tearful hooligan, took a deep breath, and silently encouraged himself.After all, Huo Gai is not a pervert, taking off a man's pants and doing that, no matter what, it's pretty disgusting.

Squat down and kill the bird, the official start!

"Don't shake, you haven't taken off your pants yet. It's not too late to shake when I start."

"Hey, your little bird is quite strong and has a lot of criminal capital."

"You said that if you really want to walk the birds, why don't you go to the Goulan Courtyard? To save money and provoke an enemy like me, do you think it's worth it?"

"Hey, don't struggle. If you roll again, you will fall back into the pit! If you fall like this, you will definitely break your neck."

"Very well, it seems that you don't intend to commit suicide either. You can bask in the bird here for a while, and I'll take care of your brother."

"It's your turn now, hey, don't cry, it's too ugly for a big man to cry like this."

"Why is your belt tied? Damn, you can't untie it, just cut it off."

"Hey, I'm talking about cutting the belt, what are you thinking about being impure! You have to struggle again, and be careful not to cut the wrong place."

"Your little bird...is a bit crooked, how did you raise it?"

"But it doesn't matter, anyway, it will be gone in a while, and the straight one is not bad. Hey, why are you crying again?"

"Do you think you can pretend you don't have a bird by changing from lying down to lying down?"

"Hey, don't pretend to be a chaste woman, your eyes that would rather die than obey are so disgusting!"

"Cooperate with me, will you be pregnant if you look at your little bird?"

"Tch, I thought your little bird was so different, it made you so precious. Isn't it just smaller than your brothers, why are you ashamed to meet people?"

"Don't worry, all three of you will be empty in the cage later, and they won't laugh at you again."

"Can you stop talking?" The hero turned his head and stared at Huo Gai. You must know that it is very hard to pretend that you didn't hear anything. In the spirit of humanitarianism, he planned to keep a cold face during this process.God knows, he held back his laughter so much that he almost hurt internally.

Huo Gai got up, looked innocently at the hero, his face was pale: "I just found out that I have a problem. When I'm nervous, I tend to chatter."

"I see, your hands are shaking like this, can you hold a knife?" Seeing the young man's expressionless face, the hero was very suspicious of the execution speed of someone's plan.

"It's okay, I don't need a knife." Huo Gai waved his hand and walked towards the corner.

"Didn't you say that you cut them off?" Could it be that this young man is really mean-spirited?

Huo Gai found three bamboo tubes in the corner: "It's just a vivid statement, as long as the central idea of ​​eunuching them remains unchanged."

Huo Gai filled three bamboo tubes with ice water as he spoke, and walked back cautiously.

The hero looked at the three bamboo tubes and couldn't understand: "Why are you fetching water?"

Huo Gai looked at the water in the bamboo tube without raising his head: "You'll find out in a while. Come on, help me fix them in a kneeling position and tie them up more firmly."

In an instant, the shadow of the rope was flying, and three kneeling rice dumplings were freshly baked.

After tying up and calling it a day, the hero turned his head and asked, "Is that okay?"

Huo Gai looked at the hero with admiration... He really deserves to be a hero, look at this neat technique, look at this precise and powerful binding, how much like the great character that often appears in comics - Queen of SM!

A certain hero who is currently the head of the cottage nodded slightly, accepting someone's starry eyes.We are professionals!

Huo Gai arranged the rogue ABCs in a row, then squatted down again, grabbed the bird, and stuffed it directly into the bamboo tube, flooding the bird!Of course, at the current temperature, it should be a popsicle bird in a while.

The hero watched Huo Gai stuff the birds one by one into the bamboo tube with a look of disgust, and was immediately shocked by this powerful plan that integrated biology, physics, and natural science.Could it be that he wants to use this method to freeze the little bird to death?That's really a...good idea.

After the bird was soaked, Huo Gai got up and walked to the water tank again.

"What else are you going to do?" The hero had lingering fears about the endless tricks of the young man in front of him.This person's words and deeds are completely beyond the expected range of normal people.

"Wash your hands." Huo Gai turned his head, with a face like "You don't understand such a simple thing, do you have muscles growing in your brain?" 's disdainful expression.

The hero covered his heart, silently hurting himself.In fact, the words and deeds of this person cannot be ruled out when they conform to the thoughts of normal people...

"I'm going to wait here, in case something happens. I don't think I'll leave until an hour later." Huo Gai watched the rogue trio while wiping his hands.Then it was depressing to find out that her bloody little chrysanthemum is a master who does not see rabbits and does not scatter eagles. She probably can only leave after she has verified that the rogue's little bird has become an ice sculpture.

"Why didn't you just use the knife, didn't you bring a knife?" The hero asked, staring at the knife on Huo Gai's waist.

Huo Gai breathed a sigh of relief into his hands that had been frozen by the water, and said vaguely: "First, it's not easy to control, and it's easy to die. I don't want to be killed. Second, as long as you see blood, you will have physical evidence." , it is easy to get into a lawsuit. Third, this is a good knife and should not be ruined like this."

The hero made a sudden move, and the knife originally in Huo Gai's waist fell into his palm in an instant.The short knife flipped out a cold-colored knife flower in the palm of the knuckles.

"It is indeed a good knife, and you... can be worthy of this good knife." There was a hint of appreciation in the slightly hoarse voice. For martial arts practitioners, weapons are their never-betrayed partners. is the only partner.Before he stopped Huo Gai, he probably didn't have the idea of ​​not wanting the treasure to be polluted.

Huo Gai carefully put the knife back into the scabbard, nonsense, this knife was taken from Wan Siqi, it is said that it is worth several gold, it is too extravagant to be used as a disposable item!

Facts have proved that noble spirit and vulgar material can also lead to the same goal in some beautiful moments.

"Are you going to wait for their words to turn into lumps of ice before leaving?" the hero asked again.

"Yeah." Huo Gai rubbed his hands, his fingertips ached from the cold.

"Aren't you afraid that they will trouble you afterwards?"

Huo Gai said casually, "What do you have to teach me?"

"Waste eyes, waste ears, waste mouth." The words were sonorous, and the cold air was vertical and horizontal.

Huo Gai was taken aback for a moment, then buried his head and said nothing.Indeed, if you don't want human life, it's the safest thing to do, and your plan is also set in this way.It's just that when the incident came to an end, it was discovered that the plot written on the paper was as light as a dust, but it was heavier than a mountain when it fell into the hands.

In vain, he is still known as the number one stepfather in the world of danmei, but when he is real, he is so hesitant and soft-hearted.Viagra on the Internet, brother wilting on the bed, so f*cking cowardly!

Suddenly, the hand was held, and the guy who broke into the game rashly, who didn't know whether he was helping or making trouble, said softly in his ear: "It's agreed, you kill people, and I abandon the corpse. These things are naturally up to me." Do."

The tense body loosened instantly, and Huo Gai's feet slipped again.The whole body was embraced in front of the "five body throwing to the ground", it still had the same smell, like the embrace of some kind of beast, warm and cold, safe and dangerous.

Huo Gai raised his head, staring fixedly at the man's face which was mostly covered by the black cloth, his red lips parted slightly, as if he was hesitant to speak, but also seemed to be... inviting a kiss.

The man smiled lowly, and Mu Yu, the ancient sword, brought a little freshness: "What?"

Huo Gai's breathing became deeper and deeper, his heart swelled more and more, and then...

"Ah chirp~"

Huo Gai twitched his crimson nose, and said depressedly: "It seems to be catching a cold."

The hero looked at the sky depressedly: "I can see..."

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like