Ghost animal, wait for the abuse!

Five months later, Wan Siqi hurried back to Mengcheng, and Huo Gai, who had finished his examination, stood at the door to welcome someone home.

"Sorry, I'm late, what's the result?" Wan Siqi got off his horse and walked towards Huo Gai.

"The tax can be reduced." Huo Gai raised his eyebrows proudly.

"Thank you." Wan Siqi patted Huo Gai's head, and asked again, "In this way, you will be eligible to study in the prefectural and county schools in the future. It happens that there will be Qiu Wei next year. How do you plan?"

Huo Gai accompanied Wan Siqi into the house while revealing his plans: "Next year's rural examination will be held in Kuncheng, the provincial capital, and I plan to study in the academy there. Now that it's the end of the year, don't you?" Good to go, I plan to go to Kuncheng after the Chinese New Year, and then study there for six months, and enroll in the August Autumn Festival by the way, to strive for fame."

"It's up to you." Wan Siqi still had that free-ranging attitude.

Seeing that Wan Siqi had no objection, Huo Gai breathed a sigh of relief.

Now that the scholar amulet has been obtained, for Huo Gai, the next task is naturally not to continue the exam, but to hurry up and get rid of the remaining ghosts and animals.If it weren't for the unlucky protagonist who was kicked out of the house by Master Wan at the end of the new year and arrived in Kuncheng after a month of travel, Huo Gai would definitely leave for Kuncheng immediately and take the screams of ghosts and animals as New Year's gifts.

"You got fame, how did you explain to your father?" Walking to the door, Wan Siqi asked casually.

Huo Gai followed Wan Siqi into the room, closed the door casually, and said in a low voice as if reciting: "In order to prevent myself from being driven away by my elder brother because of my uselessness, my son had no choice but to offer a bargaining chip for the merit examination and tax reduction. However, under the pretext of learning how to calculate, the child finally got the opportunity to contact the accountant of the elder brother. However, the exam is approaching. If he fails to pass the exam, he will be driven back home by the elder brother. Therefore, he urgently needs his father to provide some gold and silver for the examiner. After a while, get a good reputation, so that I can continue to send back the information about the big brother’s industry. Now that I have successfully stayed, the end of the year is a good time for in-depth contact, so it’s inconvenient to go home.”

Wan Siqi unbuttoned his dusty heavy robe and put it aside casually. Seeing Huo Gai's naughty appearance, he couldn't help but chuckled: "You swallowed all the examiner's money?"

Huo Gai pretended to hold his purse tightly, and took two steps back: "I am a Pixiu, I can only swallow but not spit out."

Wan Siqi stretched out his hand, Huo Gai hurriedly blocked his head reflexively, but Wan Siqi grabbed his tender little face and twisted it: "In your eyes, your elder brother Is it just a snatcher?"

Huo Gai's face was pinched, but he still smiled happily: "Of course not, big brother, you have a lot of money, so why would you care about the little oil in your brother's hands."

"Brother Pixiu, can Brother Huihui give you a big red envelope?" Wan Siqi finally let go of Huo Gai's face.

"Okay!" Huo Gai continued to smile and wag his tail.

"Hey, big, big brother...why do you keep taking it off? Is that an underwear?" O mouth O!

"Shouldn't you take off your clothes in the shower? Didn't you see the tub with hot water behind the screen?"

"Brother, take it easy, wait for me to go out first... hey, don't untie your pants!" (￣▽￣")

"Do you want to wash together?" (-_-)

"My little brother is leaving first!" ~>_<~

Wan Siqi's upper body was bare, looking at someone who slapped the door "bang" on Juechen and left, the corners of his lips curled up in a small arc as if he had succeeded in a trick.It's really fun to bully the shy puppy Shenma. ＜(＠￣︶￣＠)＞So... Wanjia’s product, even if it’s a straight one, must hide a vicious ghost animal gene.By the way, brother, are you really straight?

Two months later...

The arrangement was appropriate and the determination was sufficient. However, more than a month later, seeing that the scheduled departure time was approaching, a certain stepfather was curled up on the bed and refused to go out. Repenting, he finally understood how cruel, heartless, and unreasonable he was to Wan Renlun back then.

At that time, it was just to set off a desolate atmosphere. By the way, I wrote two sentences: the sky is freezing, the north wind is bitter, and the breath is frozen. Who knows, the sky will be so cold that it hurts. .For a creature from a modern air-conditioned room, the harsh winter of ancient times was a great test.

Woooooo, Wan Renlun, I'm sorry!I shouldn't have thrown you into trouble and caused you to be kicked out of the house during the Chinese New Year, and you also encountered a cold wave that is rare in a century.If you are alive in the sky, bless and bless the sun to get to work early and get a job again, so we can go out as soon as possible to avenge you, right? (Wan Renlun: I hate it, he is a ghost, at most bless you with the wind blowing around you~)

Suddenly there was a voice outside the door.

"He didn't come today?"

"Returning to the master, the third young master did come here when it was getting dark today, but he went back after the door was locked."

"Well, you can go down, it will be colder at night, and you don't have to stay outside the door all the time."

"Thank you, master, for your compassion. The younger one is just outside the yard. If you have any orders, master, just call the younger one."

"Well, you go."

"Click." The door lock was unlocked, Wan Siqi pushed the door open, and when he looked up, he saw a certain one squatting on his bed, smiling obsequiously.

"How did you get in?" Wan Siqi's voice seemed to be frozen, and there was a whistling cold wind in his breath.

Huo Gai pointed to the window, showing a shameless smile of "You know~".

"Go back to your room." Wan Siqi walked to the bed and looked down at an unconscious creature coldly.

Huo Gai hugged the quilt tightly with his left hand, raised a finger in his right hand alone, and smiled at Wan Siqi dog-leggedly: "I'll just sleep for one more night, just one night."

"You said that last night, the night before, the night before last!"

Wan Siqi stretched out his hand while reminding the person in front of him of how outrageous his credibility is, trying to pull his quilt out of someone's arms, but a certain brazen kidnapper obviously had no intention of letting go, and hugged the quilt tightly instead. Even tighter, so the two started a thousand and one tug-of-war over the bed issue.

Ever since Huo Gai discovered by accident one night that Wan Siqi's room was actually paved with earthworms, instead of just lighting a charcoal basin like his own room, he began his life of rubbing the bed with shamelessness.

The unlucky Wan Siqi only realized that this person had the intention of staying there for a long time after letting him go for two times, so he sternly refused.But unfortunately, seeing Wan Siqi's dislike of sleeping with men, a certain rotten man let go of his last concerns about chastity.For the lofty ideal of warming the bed, we will fight bravely and never die.

Currently, Wan Siqi VS Huo Gai, seven defeats, zero wins.

"Let go!" Wan Siqi held the quilt with both hands and gave Huo Gai an ultimatum.

Huo Gai loosened the quilt, squatted on the bed and circled in depression: "It's so cold outside..."

Wan Siqi poked a little hair ball on the bed: "Go back to your room, I have asked someone to add three charcoal basins to your room, it shouldn't be cold anymore."

The little hairy ball raised its head silently, its wide-eyed eyes were sparkling and watery, its slightly wrinkled little nose twitched slightly with a hint of red, its small mouth was red and moist because of grievances, and its cheeks were puffed up because of anger , like a soft and pink bun...

That mournful expression was exactly the same as that of the puppy abandoned on the street!All I had to do was hang a sign on my chest that said: I know how to warm the bed, please take care of me!

Wan Siqi took two steps back, feeling an inexplicable sense of guilt rising in his heart.Suddenly, the cuff was grabbed by a small paw, shaking it back and forth coquettishly.

"Big Brother~" is a soft voice that is completely different from usual, with a flattering taste like a puppy asking its owner to touch its belly.

His ears were gradually burning red, Wan Siqi stopped talking, lest he would repeat the mistakes of the past few days and compromise inexplicably.But the boy's voice lingered in my ears relentlessly...

"Isn't it all night?" The pitiful tone seemed to be about to cry.

Before Wan Siqi's eyes, there was almost an image of a puppy whimpering outside the door and pawing the door with its little furry paws, struggling with little reason left.The cuff was pulled again, so he lowered his head reflexively.

"Brother~" Must kill, puppy light!

"Okay, just one night." Wan Siqi was completely defeated again.

Wan Siqi VS Huo Gai, eight defeats, zero wins.

Huo Gai raised his eyebrows, as expected, Wan Siqi would be helpless as long as he used this move.It is not in vain that I listed "good-looking and cute, cute..." as the first advantage.

(Egg Yolk: Hey, it’s shameful to be cute! Where’s your self-esteem as the number one stepfather in the danmei world, what about your self-esteem?!

Huo Gai: Being cute?Do you have it?It's just making full use of its own advantages to achieve its goal.Please call this strategic expression selection, thank you. )

The author has something to say:

Here I will explain the characters who have appeared~

PS: Ever since I saw Zhu Xi interpret "heaven and earth unite, dare to be with the emperor" as "until heaven and earth unite, I dare not be loyal to the emperor."Therefore, I have combined all kinds of unreliable intentions, please forgive me.

[Wan Mili]: Let's not consider the background of the subjugation of the country, just look at the meaning of the sentence.

"The millet lili is the seedling of the other millet. The walking is slow, and the center is shaking. Those who know me say that I am worried, and those who don't know me say what I want. The heavens, who is this! The millet lili, the son of the millet Spike. Walking and walking, the center is drunk. Those who know me say I am worried, and those who don’t know me say what I want. The heavens! Who is this? Those who know me say I am worried, those who don't know me say what I want. The heavens! Who is this?"

"The other millet is lili, the seedling (ear, fruit) of the other millet." It's about the environment, we don't care about him.Egg yolk is understood to mean that the family has land and fields, and life is boundless.Anyway, there is no shortage of money.

"Walking and walking, the center shakes." This sentence is the key point!Mimi: slow, slow look.Under what circumstances will you walk into this slowly moving shape?Under what circumstances are you usually in a trance?That's right, you've been blown away~ In fact, shaking is interpreted as a certain orientation is also very beautiful, isn't it?

"Those who know me say that I am worried, and those who don't know me say what I want. The heavens, who is this!" This sentence fully shows that this person has not figured out the situation until the end of the whole book of songs, and does not know who is behind the scenes. Who's younger.

Finally, let's take a look at the changes in the mental journey: the walking is slow, and the center is shaking. ——Walking and walking, the center is drunk. ——Walking and walking are extravagant, and the center is like choking.

From wobbling to intoxicated to choked up.This is the mental journey after being raped straight away. I know in my heart that this is not right, but my body is disobedient.By the way, I have always felt that if my mouth is choked, my heart will be choked. As for why the mouth is choked, I believe you all understand~【Wan Siqi】Still distorting the background without looking at the background.

"Siqi Daren, the mother of King Wen, Simei Zhou Jiang, the wife of the Beijing family. Dasi's heir Huiyin is Bai Sinan. Benefiting the ancestral father, God is resentful when God is indifferent, and God is intimidating when God is indiscriminate. Punishment for widows, as for Brothers, to control the country. Yongyong is in the palace, Susu is in the temple. If you don’t show up, you will come, and if you don’t shoot, you will be protected. If you don’t kill the disease, you won’t be flawed. If you don’t hear it, you can’t say it. Adults are virtuous, and children are virtuous. The ancients have no shame, and they are praised as musketeers."

The central idea of ​​this poem is that behind every successful man, there is one or N great women who have paid silently.The family is the cornerstone of a man's career. (That's the central idea of ​​my home print edition anyway.)

The egg yolk takes its essence: behind every successful little shou, there is a great little gong who has paid silently.Wan Siqi is the pillar of Huo Gai's family.

"If you don't shoot, you can protect", "If you don't advise, you can enter"... These are all good words, and we will protect them without any benefits. If someone doesn't object, of course we don't mind going straight in. (cover face, shy~)

Make a fist: As long as you have a heart that dares to QJ culture, history will be full of JQ.