Ghost animal, wait for the abuse!

"Help the common people, persuade the benevolent, my family is rich, don't bully the poor, borrow things, just flatter, respond to his urgency, appreciate my love..." There was the immature recitation of boys in the small main room, and the quiet afterglow of evening Shining softly on the blue tiles, Yu Wuzheng was leaning in front of the door, looking at the little gentleman in the room who was lazily lying on the rattan chair with a scroll in his hands, the corners of his lips stretched like clouds.

Huo Gai raised his eyes, facing Shang Yu Wuzheng's gentle eyes, trembling.Xiao Yu, you are pretending to be innocent again!

Huo Gai straightened up, clapped his hands to interrupt the children who were studying hard, and said loudly: "Class is over, the young students go back to their homes, let's go find each other and attack!"

The children were called Xiaoshou by Huo Gai for several days, and they were already so calm that the sky would collapse.As soon as they heard the order, they all retreated obediently, leaving room for the boss who came to pick up someone for the first time, and the husband who didn't leave early today.

"What are you teaching? It doesn't seem to be the Three Character Classic! I have never heard of it. But it is quite suitable for enlightenment. The reason is clear and easy to understand." Yu Wuzheng walked to Huo Gai with a smile, and looked at Huo Gai He changed his eyes to admire the scroll in his hand.

"It's really suitable, right?" Huo Gai showed a malicious smile, raised the scroll in his hand, and the three big characters on the written flashed into Yu Wuzheng's eyes.

'Fuck, it must be the wrong way for me to open my eyes! Yu Wuzheng wiped his eyes, wiped his eyes again, and confirmed again and again that he was not dazzled, the number one fierce man in the cottage quickly degenerated into the number one sweat in the cottage... I wish I could poke my eyes!

"Is this what you taught these days?" Yu Wuzheng stared at the book in Huo Gai's hands in disbelief, as if he was staring at a prehistoric beast, beautiful girl, are you a Deception or Deception!

"Yes. Didn't you say it too? The reasoning is clear and easy to understand. It's just right to teach this." Huo Gai nodded and smiled cutely.

Yu Wuzheng wished he could swallow what he just said, and asked sadly and angrily, "Can't you teach something like the Three Character Classic and The Book of Songs?"

Huo Gai shook his head without any pressure, and said as a matter of course: "No. First, I don't have any books in hand, and second, I can't memorize them."

"You will be hacked to death by the child's parents." Yu Wuzheng looked at Huo Gai with great solemnity, as if addressing at a funeral.

Huo Gai stuffed the book back into his arms with a smile: "You won't just sit and watch me get hacked to death, will you?"

Yu Wuzheng looked at the sky in embarrassment, and finally let out a long sigh... Brothers, I am sorry for you!

"Okay, let's go back to eat." Huo Gai tugged at Yu Wuzheng's sleeve.

Yu Wuzheng looked at Huo Gai's collection of books in confusion, unable to let go of his mind: "By the way, why do you, a grown man, have a book like "The Book of Daughters?"

"Collect materials." Huo Gai replied calmly.Mother Shou and Wife Shou are both very loving, are you there? !

Yu Wuzheng is already desperate for this world full of materials.

Back in the house, Huo Gai suddenly said seemingly unintentionally: "By the way, there seems to be something wrong with the wheat today."

"What's wrong with him?" Yu Wuzheng turned his head to look at Huo Gai, did he bravely protest against reciting the "Daughter Sutra"?

Huo Gai pursed his lips, and then said, "He suddenly asked me today if I was really ordering you to do this and that all the time, and I didn't do anything myself."

"Oh, what did you say?" Yu Wuzheng, who basically did all the housework, asked gloatingly.

Huo Gai rolled his eyes and smiled shamelessly: "Of course I told him how I took good care of you, the master of the cottage. It was serving tea and water, washing clothes and making quilts. How gentle and virtuous you are."

Yu Wuzheng smiled and said: "Master Wan, you are good at telling nonsense with your eyes open!"

"You must know that if I instigate their boss like this, I will definitely be torn to pieces by your brothers."

Huo Gai put on a look that I'm so scared of my little brother, which made Yu Wu just laugh.

"Okay, I'm going to cook for you." Yu Wuzheng rubbed Huo Gai's head, and said with infinite affection: "Today I personally went into the water and caught a big fish for you. You can taste it later."

"Go, go, remember to pick out all the bones." Huo Gai pushed his nose on his face.After tomorrow, you will probably never treat me like this again, Yu Wuzheng.

Yu Wuzheng, a coolie, sighed helplessly: "You are heartless, even if you make me a pot of tea..."

"Use a chamber pot?" Huo Gai smiled softly and virtuously.

Yu Wuzheng silently turned his head and went to the kitchen to cook.

Huo Gai watched Yu Wuzheng gradually disappearing behind the kitchen door, and slowly narrowed his sharp and cold eyes: How dare I make tea for you? You must know that in the original text, you are being held by Wan Renlun. The scented tea was put on the ground.

The plot that has been recalled thousands of times automatically appeared in Huo Gai's mind——

Yu Wuzheng was being poured by the tea medicine, and after waking up, he was already full of tendons and fell into the enemy's camp.Yu Wuzheng spent a lot of effort and finally broke free from the tendons, and when he fled outside, he ran into a good scene.

Wan Renlun said proudly to the general who killed the cottage, "If I hadn't endured humiliation and surrendered to the leader of the cottage for Mr. Chen's plan, how could your attack on the mountain and arresting people this time be so smooth."

The general squinted at Wan Renlun for a while, then suddenly put down his haughty posture, and said dog-leggedly, "It's Mr. Wan, I'm still wondering why I haven't been able to see you at the governor's mansion recently, so it's because you are carrying out such important tasks The mission is here, Mr. Wan really deserves to be Lord Inspector, he really has a lot of tricks."

Yu Wuzheng couldn't bear it when he heard this, he captured Wan Renlun and went out to kill him.It's a pity that at this time, there are already corpses all over the floor to welcome Yu Wuzheng.

Wan Renlun, who was trying to save his lover by using tiger skin as a banner, became a "traitor" smoothly, and Yu Wuzheng, who was in a rage, threw it to the surviving brothers to experience what it means to "bear humiliation and yield."

"Maizi, will you be the one who really prescribes the medicine?" Huo Gai walked back, his black eyes gradually became gloomy: "A lying child will be eaten to death by wolves~"

Destiny sticks close to people's backs, even if they look back desperately, they still can't see the whole picture clearly.I had to stand under the scorching sun and feel for the obscure clues in the shadows.

The next day, everything seemed to be business as usual, without incident.

Huo Gai was still using the "Naughty Girl" to train a group of pure and righteous women, and Yu Wuzheng came to the door of the classroom when the sun was still setting.

"The brother who purchased today brought some extra cakes and sweets, do you want to pick some?" Yu Wu was smiling softly in the warm twilight, like a sword placed beside a pillow, sunk in the soft pillow In the midst of being caught, the sharpness is no longer there, only peace of mind remains.

"Okay." Huo Gai nodded and readily accepted.

After Huo Gai picked out some crisp candy and dried fruit and went back to his room, when he saw the teapot on the table, he smiled silently.Sure enough, he was tampered with.When he left, he paid special attention to the orientation of the teapot lid, but now the teapot lid was shifted a little.

"I'm going to cook, don't eat too many snacks, lest you won't be able to eat for a while." Yu Wuzheng turned around and went to the kitchen.

Huo Gai held Yu Wuzheng back, and said with a smile: "Go together, go together, the fish was too salty yesterday, I have to watch you a bit today." He didn't dare to harbor any suspicion, he just Just stand by and watch the cottage get destroyed.

"I should really starve you to death!" You can't afford to hurt the hero Yu who has worked so hard to cook and yet be disliked by others.

"It is said that a man who treats his girlfriend badly will become hemorrhoid medicine in his next life!" Huo Gai shook his finger, showing a mysterious smile like a god of spoilers.

Yu Wuzheng silently turned his head and went to the kitchen to cook.

As night fell, Yu Wuzheng brewed and drank tea without realizing it, and then fell down smoothly in the footsteps of the original work after a stick of incense.

Without further ado, Huo Gai pulled away the thick wooden board at the bottom of the closet, revealing a dark hole, dragging Yu Wuzheng, who was like a dead dog, slowly moved down.

You ask how Huo Gai knew there was a secret passage in the room?

The author who uses the game map as an article to set the geographical setting is evil, you know it.Yu Wuzheng knows the secret passages he knows, he also knows the secret passages Yu Wuzheng does not know, the player is a brave hero, that is to brazenly rush into the residential houses and step on the ground repeatedly until there is no shame left. creature.

In the dead of night, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

"Brother Wan, are you there?" A child's crisp voice suddenly sounded outside the courtyard.

Huo Gai smiled, did not open the door, let people into the courtyard, but stopped in front of the door and asked, "Maizi, what's the matter?"

Maizi whispered: "Is the head of the family asleep?"

"Not yet, what do you need from him? Shall I call him out?" Huo Gai asked in a low voice.

"Hmm..." Maizi murmured

Huo Gai kindly suggested: "Why don't you come in directly, I made him a big pot of sweet soup tonight, and he only drank half of it, the rest is cheap for you."

"I'm a toad eating swan meat!" Soon, Maizi's laughter came from outside the door.

"That's not how the word is used." Huo Gai sighed helplessly, opened a crack in the door, and pulled Maizi in.

Maizi winked at Huo Gai flatteringly, puffed up her cheeks: "Did you use it wrong again?"

Huo Gai quickly closed the door, patted Maizi's head and said, "Let's go, let's talk inside."

Maizi skipped ahead, and Huo Gai followed behind, smiling like Little Red Riding Hood and her wolf grandmother.

Maizi pushed open the door of the living room, and called out crisply: "The master, uh..."

"He's in the bedroom, let's go in." Huo Gai rubbed Maizi's head.

Without doubting him, Maizi walked through the living room to the bedroom.

The moment Maizi opened the door, Huo Gai went down with a knife, hitting Maizi on the back of the neck, and Maizi fell down without saying a word.

Huo Gai put down the inkstone in his left hand, secretly glad that he didn't have to mend it for the little brat.In any case, it is always bad to destroy the flower bones of the motherland.

Huo Gai quickly gagged Maizi, tied it tightly, and carried it into the secret passage.

In the secret passage, Huo Gai had already arranged some food and lighting.

Yu Wu was lying on a quilt, fainted peacefully.

Huo Gai smiled charmingly, pressed the wheat to the ground, and began to pick up the scissors and avoid the rope to cut people's clothes.

Perhaps Huo Gai started too lightly, or the wheat skin was too thick. Huo Gai had just finished reducing two long sleeves, and Maizi was "lucky" to wake up.

"You... what are you going to do?" Maizi turned pale with fright.

"Child molestation." Huo Gai smiled slightly, revealing his small white teeth.