Li Yueran's Rebirth Notes

Not to mention how Li Yueran and Li Xinran continued to toss the cats and dogs along the road, but when they were about to get home, they unexpectedly ran into Shen Xiahu who came to Yulan's house with her parents. Paying attention to him, he patted Lao Hei and went home, Li Xinran rolled his eyes when he saw that his younger brother ignored him.

"Heizhu, you're riding your old dog for a walk again." But if they don't cause trouble, it doesn't mean they love peace. Shen Xiahu has been bothering the two of them since he recovered from his injury last time.Hearing that Li Yueran's nickname was Xiaozhu, and seeing Li Yueran's dark complexion, he nicknamed him a black pig, and laughed at him whenever he got the chance, without thinking about whether it was "black" or "pig". "Both are obviously more suitable for him.So every time Li Yueran heard that Shen Xiahu was calling himself, he just thought it was funny and didn't mean to be angry at all.

"You are a pig, and your whole family is a pig!" Just because Li Yueran is not angry does not mean that Li Xinran is not angry. How can his smartest brother be bullied by others? I got scolded.

"Your family's ancestors have been pigs for eighteen generations!" Hearing someone scold his whole family, "I can't see my fingers" widened his eyes and immediately refuted.

"Your ancestors have been pigs for 38 generations!" Li Xinran refused to admit defeat.

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So, the two started counting across the road. Fortunately, Li Xinran learned from him for a while and was able to count to 1000. They should be able to win...

"Wow..." Just as Li Yueran was pulling the leaves of the holly tree vigorously, a loud howl made him tremble, and Lao Hei, who was lying on the ground, also stood up and shook his head, and took a few steps back. He growled twice in the direction of the source of the sound on guard.Li Yueran dropped the branch of the tree and looked up, only to see Li Xinran with her hips crossed in the shape of a teapot, her nostrils facing the sky, and she was only squinting at "I can't see my fingers" out of the corner of her eyes, while Shen Xiahu was sitting on the ground, crying With tears and snot all over his face, his dirty hands wiped his face a few times, and his face immediately turned into a painted face.

"Sister, what's the matter?" Rubbing his forehead, he felt that he was wrong, he shouldn't sit and watch the show.If he had known that there would be tears, he should have told his parents.

"It's okay, this guy is cheating, he can't count to 200, and he wants to start from the beginning. I don't agree with him, but I want to do it. I hate not talking about it. It's the one who will gain weight after eating, eh, I forgot , and then I threw a few cannons at his head."

"It's not keeping promises, breaking promises and getting fat." Li Yueran took the remaining cannon in her hand and threw it into the river, then took out a handkerchief to help her wipe her little hands that smelled of sulfur, "I can't do this in the future, What if someone is hurt?"

"Those chickens, sheep, cats and dogs are all fine, what can he do? Could it be that he is so big and can't compare to those beasts?" Li Xinran pouted and answered confidently, looking at Shen's father who came out of Yulan's house Shen's mother looked disdainful.

"..." Could it be that his sister is actually a genius?Or is the story he tells precocious?No matter what, I feel that this girl is getting less and less like a four or five-year-old child. Can that be said to be reasoning just now?

"Okay, okay, go home quickly, the old witch may be coming." Li Xinran saw Shen Xiahu pointing in his direction and mumbled, and hurriedly pulled out his hand to urge Lao Hei to leave quickly, but he didn't intend to move. Still keep looking over there.

"Sister, what are you doing?"

"Didn't he always talk shit? Let's see if he peed his pants." The voice was full of excitement.

"Sister, you" are so boring, Li Yueran limply lay on Lao Hei's back, hugging his head to comfort himself, this is a good thing, no matter how you say it, it can be regarded as pursuing the truth, "Then did he pee?"

"I peed!" Li Xinran answered with absolute certainty.

"Ah?" He raised his head suddenly, "Isn't it? Could it be that such a big lump has grown for nothing, so it's so useless?" While talking, Li Yueran also stretched his head over, "I didn't see any watermarks, my sister! Are you talking nonsense?"

"What nonsense, think about it, the old witch is taking him home now, she must be going to change her pants, otherwise she should come to our house."

"Sister, you are amazing!" Li Yueran looked at the girl's face that was flushed red from the cold, and his heart moved. He decided to tell more detective stories in the future. It is not easy for a four or five-year-old child to tell such a simple reasoning... ...I can't be a genius myself, but I can train his girl. Under the halo of a genius child, everyone will only be dim, and isn't this what I want?

In the evening, Zhang Xiaoying really came to Li's house to complain again. Jin He asked clearly this time. Although she didn't think her daughter was wrong, but after all, her daughter scared him to the point of peeing his pants—this is Zhang Xiaoying's own words. Just like last time, don't let me say a word.He pretended to criticize Li Xinran in front of the Shen family couple, and then sent them out, making Li Yueran roll his eyes.No matter in the past or now, Li Yueran has always been a quiet character. Although there are times when he is mischievous, he has never caused any trouble, and he has never encountered such a thing as looking for parents. This elder sister, who was wilder than him, made him see another side of his mother - she was really defensive.

To say that Shen Xiahu is really a person whose scars healed and he forgot the pain. A few days after this incident, he dragged Liu Chunhua and started haunting Li Xinran and Li Yueran again. , just holding a bunch of new things to make people greedy.For example, beautiful picture books, beautiful schoolbags, automatic pencil boxes, fragrant chocolates, big red apples, brand-new princess dresses, talking dolls... Li Yueran naturally didn't pay attention to those things, But Li Xinran was not calm anymore.No matter how smart she is, she is only a five-year-old girl. Faced with these temptations, no matter how much Li Yueran comforts her, she is still thinking about it.I pretended not to care, but when I got home, I was arguing with my parents and wanting to buy them.However, these were bought by people when they were working in S City. In such a small place as Q County, even if you have money, you can't buy them.What's more, the Li family is not a particularly wealthy family. After asking others, I learned that the price of some things is really not affordable for them, such as the toy train with tracks...

So Li Xinran looked at Liu Chunhua, who was wearing a beautiful woolen skirt and holding a crying and laughing doll, feeling unhappy. Seeing that Li Xinran didn't like to talk to them, Shen Xiahu and Liu Chunhua put all their energy into wandering around in front of her, saying that her clothes were ugly After a while, she said that her rubber band was too ugly, and what was even more exaggerated was to call her ugly, which made Li Yueran frown.Although he felt ashamed to quarrel with children, his protective nature finally broke the string of reason, and made him venomously tongue a few times.

Quarrels also pay attention to quickness, precision and ruthlessness. You must find the dead spot as quickly as possible, and use the most disgusting words of the other party to poke down desperately!As a result, the two former child kings were scolded and cried N times by Li Yueran.In the beginning, the parents of those two families would come to the door, but later on, if they went home to file a complaint, their parents would just scold them for being blind, forgetful, and shoot at people, they deserve it!Therefore, it is still forgiven to say that heaven does evil, but if you do evil yourself, you cannot live, Amen.