The ceiling of combat power is actually myself

"Oh, I found that Xia You is a pretty good human being."

I stood and waited under an inconspicuous street lamp at the end of the summer festival booth.

At this time, a head loomed out from the shadow of my feet and spoke to me.

"You... who?"

His fingers trembled, and the ice cream ball that Gojo Satoru had just stuffed into his hand fell to the ground.

"It's me, you forgetful, stupid girl... ahhh."

"good to eat."

As I said that, this strange strange woman (head) floated a little closer to my feet in the shadow like a fish swimming.

He raised his head and caught the falling ice cream with incomparable precision.

"Ahh... white pumpkin pants?"

She blinked in a daze, then suddenly squinted like a cat and said with a wicked smile.

"!!"

...#

Subconsciously pressing down the uniform short skirt and backing up a little, I raised my foot with a tactical black face, and I was about to step on the face of this suspected female hooligan.

"Wait a minute! I'm Kuroba! Look at the stupid bird!"

"……what?"

Looking intently again, sure enough, the strange girl in the shadow instantly switched to a familiar face like a face changing in a Beijing opera.

"Ah! It's really [One Person, Thousand Faces] Kuroba-chan!" I opened my mouth slightly in surprise, then backed up a little and squatted down, "Are you recovering so quickly?"

Black Feather scratched his head, and also looked like he didn't quite understand the situation:

"Well, I can almost sense it. It seems that when your head was eaten and swallowed, you used the [Indestructible] at full power-and repaired me along the way?"

"I'm not very clear either... Ah! That's right!"

Speaking of which, she seemed to think of something and suddenly became angry, pointing at me and complaining like an angry child.

"Why did you throw me to someone else? It was hard for me to follow my breath to find you!"

Oh, it refers to the matter of binding her to Xia Youjie.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's a special situation," I clasped my hands together to appease her outburst, and then said, "So you didn't scare Xia You when you suddenly appeared, right? What means?"

I'm curious.

"Ah, that ah..."

She blinked her head sideways, and used [Immortal] to switch her face back to the one that was strange to me at the beginning.

She then explained to me what had happened.

After listening to it, I was dumbfounded and my eyes widened: "It's so unfortunate that when he was taking a bath...? You still tease him like that?? Then you???"

What a carnivorous girl!

"Ah," glancing at me, who must have a very exciting expression at this time, Kuroba nodded indifferently, with a flat voice, "Later, we took advantage of the trend to do it together..."

"Do, do!??"

"You're so noisy, listen to me." She curled her lips at me, "Later, we took advantage of the trend to do some extermination mission together, replacing that white-haired boy."

"The development of accidental innocence?" I breathed a sigh of relief.

She shrugged: "Otherwise, where do you think Xiao Baimao came to see you?"

"Then I still want to thank you?" I said angrily, and patted the dead girl's head with my fingers, "Don't do strange things to my friends! The brain circuits of human beings and your curse spirits are in many places It's all completely different!"

I wonder if there is any decent human woman who would ask "Do you want to try (do) try (do) with me" as soon as she comes up! !

It's too abnormal, and it's too unscrupulous!

"Huh? Are you underestimating me? Anyway, I used to be a beautiful human girl!"

Hei Yu, who was caught by my head, puffed up his face in disbelief, and then a coldness flashed in his eyes.

"However, if that kid readily agreed at that time, I would feel disgusted, and then accidentally kill him~"

"After all, she has a face similar to yours or something," she said, her eyes staring straight at me, and the corners of her lips slowly curled up, "——I don't.allow.permit...ah, this kind of thing."

I:"?"

Some don't understand the logic between them.

But this still doesn't prevent me from knocking her head off.

"Why did you hit me again!!"

Hei Yu exploded in an instant, and the heavy murderous aura produced by imagining another situation before was gone.

"Girls, don't talk about beating and killing! You won't be able to get married in the future!"

I felt a little chill down my spine, and I reprimanded her, but now I pretended nothing happened and stretched out my hand to pinch her face.

"Huh? Do you have a position to criticize me? Damn girl! Smelly monkey!"

"I'm not a monkey anymore!"

"Pain Pain Pain!!"

……

...

After a while without nutrition, suddenly, Hei Yu in the shadow stretched out a finger as if embarrassed, and poked my calf cautiously.

Kuroba: "That's... that's the one."

me?"

"That's right, although I can't see it, I have learned more or less during this period, so I am a little curious. That is, you and...cough cough."

She faltered and hawed, then twisted a strand of black side hair around her fingertips, looking a little shy (?) and finally asked:

"How do you get along with that white hair on weekdays?"

"Hiss, how did you humans get to [lovers]?"

I:"???"

Good guy.

I was so dazed that my color faded.

Is it so fast...?

Xia Youjie is really the Gu King, right?

Or is it that you have no heart to curse, so it is easy to have the illusion of "that day Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang"?

"Don't look at me so unbelievably!" She frowned and poked her fingers together, "Jie is fine..."

"After being rejected, I changed my face to stimulate him, telling him not to pretend to be you for me. In the end, he was not angry, and sighed that he knew and would not confuse him."

"Not only didn't he care about testing him before, but he also taught me which one is for washing my hair and which one is for washing my body. After avoiding going out, I also put the bath towel and clothes lent to me at the door, and helped me dry my hair... ...Ah, although these are not too necessary."

"That's right, when he took me to the exorcism, he said that I could just wait by the side and didn't let me fight? Then he took me to buy modern clothes, and said that the previous kimono would be returned to me after it was washed. .”

"And there's blablabla..."

Chirping like a sparrow expounding.

I:"……"

Yes, damn it!

a bit sweet?

"Oh, but he doesn't seem to have that kind of interest in me," said the black feather in the shadow drooping its hair again, "I just feel like being treated like a child, which is not pleasant."

"I rely on."

A voice sounded at this moment, it was the system.

Me: When were you guys here?

"Yo, little white bird, I haven't seen you for a long time. It's rare that you didn't stick with that kid, so I ran over to take a look," the system quickly explained, and then lowered its head and muttered to itself, "I rely on me, so I haven't been online intermittently. How is the development of the matter? Has it become like this?"

"how?"

He didn't seem to hear my question, but he was talking to himself like a magic stick:

"It's messed up, it's messed up, I thought that Gu Wang had to think of a way... Hey, although it's a bit unexpected, but it's okay, if you are really entangled by the rib sister and take the emotional line, you probably won't go away Are you defecting from the career line?"

"Speaking of white x white, black x black are pretty good too, and if the rib sister really can make it with shrimp oil in the end, won't the food after shrimp oil be a problem? After all, no matter how you say it, she also has [Royal Chef] People of blood!"

I:?

Small face, big question mark.

So what the hell is this guy mumbling about?

Forget it.

"Ah, ah, ah," so, like a senior with a lot of experience, I patted the depressed black feather, "Although I don't know much about love, there are still some things for your reference. ?”

I think, let Hei Yu learn from it and try Gong Gong Xiayou Chinese cabbage, before he has no girl he likes!

If it really works, maybe the legendary "four-person date" will be achieved in the future!

Wonderful——

"oh oh!"

When Heiyu heard that stars appeared in his eyes, he took out his small notebook and pen to look at it eagerly.

I lowered my head and glanced at it, and it was so well equipped.

It seems that Xia Youjie is really raising her as a child.

Speaking of which, it didn't seem surprising that the other party had this kind of male mother attribute when he was young.

"Ahem," I cleared my throat, and I pretended to get to the point very well, "First of all, compared to the fucking female men, most of the neon dk prefer the gentle jk like Yamato Nadeko ..."

So first of all, I suggest that Kuroba can restrain his fighting power and temper a little in front of the boy he likes.

Hei Yu: "I don't have a bad temper!!"

Similar to "Gaze from bottom to top with a more innocent angle", "Can you help me with pleading eyes?" Tacks"... This kind of technique can be used from time to time.

System: "Thousand-layer routine, so that's how you eat your white hair to death?"

...##

Me: "So you formed a team to smash the scene?"

One person was given a bunch of candied haws on top of his head.

They: "Restrain your fighting power and violent temper a little bit! It's painful/unified!"

……

Ugh.

In fact, I didn't tell them that all that was just talk on paper.

No matter how many routines you have mastered, when you actually practice it, you will still be like a student sitting in the examination room, with your head gurgling and sticky.

So the best way is really the omnipotent [let nature take its course], right?

"Little white bird, is this...?"

Coincidentally, at this time, Gojo Satoru, who was queuing up to buy apple candy, walked over.

When I looked up, I was a little surprised to see him with a "tsk, it's an eyesore" expression, lowering his eyelashes and condescendingly looking at the head with black feathers protruding from the ground in the shadow.

"Ah, she is Kuroba, although her appearance is a bit different from before... Anyway, various things happened."

I took it quickly, and then tried to change the subject before the eyes of the two small animals collided and were about to fight, pointing to the only apple candy in Wutiao's hand.

"Why don't you buy one more? Wu, don't you want to eat it?"

Hearing me ask him, Gojo Satoru immediately withdrew the meaningless staring staring at Kuroba, and quickly switched to facing me with his usual dazzling smile.

Gojo Satoru: "There are a lot of delicious food at the stall tonight, so it is necessary to plan carefully and think carefully about saving your stomach."

I:"?"

But don't you have a big appetite for a guy who is 1.8 meters faster than 1.9 meters?

It is necessary to keep the stomach?

When I was wondering, I saw him walking towards me cheerfully holding the candy in three or two steps.

Cover the top of your head with one free hand, press down a little, and whisper next to your ear:

"Well, to be honest, I want to eat the same candy with Little White Bird."

"...!"

Seeing that I was stunned and didn't make a sound, he stuffed the heavy stick covered with sugar into my palm, warming his fingertips.

"It's something to look forward to, right?" he asked.

He approached very foully, and lightly touched the tip of the slightly hot ear with his lips.

It's kind of like being secretly coquettish.

More unbearable and heart-pounding than a direct kiss or nibble, I shrunk my neck slightly.

"If Satoru doesn't mind... I'm fine."

And where the white bird can't see.

The white fur childishly stuck out its tongue in the direction of the shadow on the ground, and quickly made a provocative grimace.

Kuroba: "You...!!"

The girl didn't know the private confrontation between one person and one spirit, and just about to lower her head to check, she was hugged by the extremely possessive boy, and walked to the shadow under the shade of the trees not far away.

If the light can't shine, it will naturally not form a shadow.

Kuroba, who temporarily appeared with the silhouette of a white bird, was forced to go off the assembly line amidst screams.

system:……

[The system has exited the chat room]

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