The ceiling of combat power is actually myself

"Although it's sad, but as you can see, that horrible man over there is your father, Hui."

Pointing to the man who was hit by the skeleton spell that fell from the sky, I said this to the child in front of me.

"...?"

Seeing those beautiful eyes with long eyelashes, a trace of bewilderment flashed across them.

Blinking, hesitantly tilted his head to look at me.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

The way he tilted his head seemed to be a signal that he was trying to remember.

Fu Heihui frowned slightly, thought for a while, and finally shook his head.

"It's not that smell," he said.

"Ah... the smell of father?"

Some surprises.

—Do you only remember the breath but not the face?

At this time, the system popularized science to me: "If I have to say it, the child Hui can only stick to his parents when he was a baby. Because he is too weak and can't let go, he will often be hugged or directly ugly. Baohan wants to go out for some missions or something..."

"Later, when I grew up, I was thrown into the care of a woman who had a meal. I usually don't come back to see him often when I take over tasks and bet on horses. I only go to the hotel when I am making love with meal tickets, so I rarely come back. Seeing Shanghui, it's normal for the little guy not to remember his face."

"As for the vague 'smell of my father', it is probably the influence left over from my infancy."

He summed up his reasoning.

I:……

Gan, I always feel that there is a lot of information.

I glanced faintly at the man behind me who was poking a magic ball for takoyaki expressionlessly, and said to myself that the man with soft rice was actually beside me.

Even so, after all, it is somewhat embarrassing to see a father and son who are close at hand but do not recognize each other.

So I followed the child's topic just now: "So what is the taste of father in Hui's impression?"

The heart said that it is not easy to get the taste.

I have thought it all over.You see, if Hui Hui said "Dad smells like smoke", I would immediately get ten packs of cigarettes and light them around Dad and Mummy, and smoke for ten or twenty hours.

If Huihui said, "Daddy smells like wine", I would take this man to the wine pool to soak for 81 days.

If Huihui replied with a pure face, "It's the taste of the sun father-in-law~", then simply put this person in the sun for 180 days to dry out the deliciousness and freshness, and let the boss see the healthy wheat color Even if you want to eat lemons angrily.

Wait, let your father and son be filial and father and son recognize each other immediately.

After all, the old man is not a devil.JPG

System: Calm down, parents are elders anyway, they must...respect the old and love the young.

But what I never expected was that in the end Hui, who was sitting like a duckling, just raised his head seriously and said to me:

"My father...he smells like a little daisy."

I:?

Goosebumps flicked.

Before I stood up in disbelief and flashed to the father, and tried to inhale the smell of the father and me with the chemical smell method, I heard Hui continue to say like a cannonball:

"And roses, jasmine, lilies, gardenias, lavender, peach blossoms..."

I:? ? ?

What's the matter, why does this child suddenly only spit out fragrance... no, the name of flowers?

Could it be that legendary encrypted communication that only big bosses would use?

System: Dog... Gou Juan directly called the expert.

Or, are parents actually smelling like flowers?

I calm down and think.

"...!!"

She raised her head and looked at Fu Heihui.

Is your father the concubine Xiang from "Huan X Gege"?The kind that attracts flowers and attracts butterflies among thousands of flowers!

System: To some extent, it is really attracting bees and attracting butterflies.

"At the beginning, I still couldn't figure it out," the child continued, his eyes drooping and becoming a little melancholy, "until Oda Saku rushed to draft and left us to Dazai brother who came to visit him, Dazai brother It took us to KTV, and I only knew a song there."

"What song is it?"

"Well, it's a song in Chinese. Brother Dazai ordered it. I couldn't understand the title of the song, but he translated it for me..."

System: I suddenly had a bad feeling...

Me: Me too.

Dazai's taste, Gen.

Sure enough, Hui: "The title of the song is—"Perfume is Poisonous"."

Well Dazai you win.

I don't know if the perfume is poisonous, but you are really poisonous.

"So at that time I realized that the different smell that my father lingers with every day is the smell of other women's perfume."

The voice of the black-haired child with his head lowered became softer, and his hand made small movements involuntarily playing with the hem of his clothes when he lowered his head.

Suddenly felt something was wrong with the atmosphere.

The system and I immediately stopped complaining inwardly.

Sure enough, I only heard the little guy in front of me raise his face, and suddenly his voice became slightly choked and asked me:

"Sister Bainiao, doesn't every child have a father and a mother? Why don't I have a mother?"

"Is it because I can't keep my father without my mother, so I don't have a father later?"

pat pat pat.

As she talked, she was wearing cute white cotton socks embroidered with rabbit patterns, which were slightly wetted by the dripping water and connected into small pieces.

I stared at the sock suspected to be purchased by Gojo Satoru to put on Fu Heihui, and only then did I know that a child is a child after all, and will still cry when encountering such a situation.

At this time, I remembered the phrase "Mei, have you been bullied again" that Tsumiji said when he first met us, and a conversation between Oda Sakuma and Gojo Satoru that floated to my ears.

"The child has low self-esteem. He feels that without parents, he is inferior and is a different kind of thing. In kindergarten, he is often pushed and pushed and does not fight back. Later, he is simply not allowed to go. However, when it comes to you, I think it is still... "

"Ah, Mr. Odasaku's handling method is really gentle~ If it were me, I would probably let Kei pull all the idiots who bullied her head, and then sit on the piled up bones of her defeated opponents to enjoy the high place How about the wind blowing bangs?"

"Really... can I safely hand over the child to you?"

"It's just an exaggeration, an exaggeration~"

"..."

Perhaps because I noticed that my mood was fluctuating, the skeletal curse spirit that was isolated from us slowly disappeared by covering Fuhesher like a birdcage.

Because of this, the man who was sitting cross-legged and silently looking at this side was able to stand up and approach quietly.

With a "click", the forehead was hit hard.

Fu Heihui raised his dazed face full of tears, and there was still a drop of water on his little nose that was red from crying.

"It's so ugly. You're my child," the tall body squatted down, and impatiently wiped away the unsightly crystals on the tip of the nose with a big hand, "Who taught you to cry like this?"

The man's hands are too rough, and he doesn't know how to restrain himself even when facing a child.

After being shaved by his father, Fu Heihui's forehead and the tip of his nose immediately turned red like a clown's nose.

Accident is an accident.

But when I saw the rude behavior of the stupid father in front of me, I was about to speak out to remind the other party to pay attention to strength, when the ugly treasure that was lying on the man's shoulder quietly twisted and fell from above.

Fu Heisher and Hui and I looked at Ugly Baby wriggling its head and body beside its legs at the same time. It raised its fat face, its mouth opened to the extreme, and its upper and lower lips almost stuck to the back of its head.

In the end, we looked at Ugly Treasure like a pea shooter, suddenly spitting out memories one after another from his mouth...

From brand new rattles, kendamas, dolls, plush monkey toys, to worn pacifiers, bottles, spoons and spit pockets.

The man in front of me just changed his expression and wanted to reach out to stop him. I picked up the ugly treasure that obviously didn't want to stop, turned sideways to avoid it, and shook it in the air.

Then there are... schoolbags, pens, footballs, clarinets, chess, books, drawing boards.

A few deciduous teeth, and a bunch of extremely soft hair tied up with a ribbon.

In the end it was a photo.

The photo fluttered and fell to the side of the child's socks.

I put the ugly treasure down, and curiously stretched my head to look at the thin paper Hui picked up.

In the photo, there is a sleeping face of a child, which is exactly the same as in my impression, with slightly frowning brows, an unhappy face that seems to be restless in sleep.

She's a little younger in age, but she can definitely see that it's Megumin.

"Ah, really, it won't work if you don't clean it up."

He took the photo away, scratched his hair, and did not explain. The man impatiently ignored the two little ones looking at him with deep meaning in their eyes. Together, he grabbed the worm that was still wriggling on the floor. Type curse spirit.

The body was squeezed, and Chou Bao couldn't hold back, and vomited the failed dish of Fu Heisher's pants mixed with saliva.

"..."

Only then did I know that the breakfast that disappeared and took a whole kitchen to make was originally hidden under the sofa by my parents, and finally swallowed into Ugly Treasure's stomach by accident.

And probably Fu Heisher originally wanted to "cook a meal" for the child as an opportunity, and then come to have a good conversation with his own son whom he hasn't seen for a long time to face the future.

It’s just that I didn’t expect that the plan was aborted in the end, and it was so bad that the homeowner (Gojo Satoru) was severely beaten...

Although all of this is just my guess, but no matter what, this father is an awkward adult who speaks, right, and wrong.

——This is the only thing I can deeply understand.

"Is it really okay to leave the child alone to the parents?"

In the [tent] shrouded in the sky, the system asked me in my mind.

"There's nothing wrong with it, after all, two people need some time to be alone together."

While taking out the Sun Wheel Knife from the bell on the waist, I swung the Zhan Xing to get rid of an oncoming curse spirit, so I said.

"Having said that," the system is still not at ease, "I always feel that Fuheshier is the kind who will fix the child to the wall with adhesive tape, or tie a long rope tied with a cat teasing stick to the rotating electric fan to let him go. The casual type that my son chases and plays in circles by himself."

Me: ... Hiss.

Although I know that the system may just be making up jokes, but when I think about it carefully, it always feels like something that father would do.

Can not help but worry.

Huihui, is he... all right?

"It's a great help! Sister Shiratori!" A lively voice came from behind, "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

"Little things."

I waved my hand at Haibara Yuu who had just finished exorcising behind me, and I spoke briskly.

"The recent number is really incredible," Jianren Qihai, who was moving his arms, also complained softly with relief, and when he came over, he had restrained his fatigue, "I'm sorry, senior, if you don't mind, I will pay you back later." Would you like to have dinner with us?"

"Ai ai! Cooking and cooking! Are you treating me? Nana Ming~?" Huiyuan came over with big eyes blinking.

"... Nana Ming?" A disgusted expression appeared on his face, indifferently, "Who are you calling?"

"—Of course I'm calling you?" Haibara Yuo, who blinked his bright eyes again, sold me backhandedly, "Don't you think so? Shiratori-senpai!"

"Ah...hahaha?" I frantically pinched the system in my heart with a half-smile.

Judging by the nickname you gave, it successfully led me astray.

But I can only bite the bullet and say to Junior Qihai who has a bad face: "Don't you think it's cute? Qihai, Qihaihai, Nana Ming..."

Wow, the more I talk, the more I lose my confidence.

It never occurred to me that Jianren Qihai, who was still disapproving and staring at his idiot and elated classmate in front of him, suddenly changed his expression.

"Senior sister took it..." He put away his wrapped weapon solemnly, nodded, "That's all right."

Hui Yuan: "?"

Huiyuan was a little furious: "Is there any other classmate who loves Nana Ming? She just acted like she was going to hit me! Why can I be treated differently if I change my senior sister!"

Qihai looked at him with a blank expression on his unreasonable troubles.

"Well, well," I hurried up to smooth things over, "In short, let's eat first? Eat! I'll treat you."

"Huh? How can I get my senior sister to work hard and pay? No, no, let me... Sure enough, let Qihai come!"

"Sister, you can tell me what you want to eat. Don't look at me, Xiong, you will pay for the meal yourself."

"Chilling!"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I am also your senior, I have to look like a senior... um, right? By the way, do you want to eat steak? As for the steak restaurant in Roppongi, Empire Steak House or Wolfgang, Benjiamin, which one do you like?"

"Too expensive!!" x2

……

During the conversation, none of the three of them knew that the crisis was quietly approaching.

The curse that should have disappeared was restored in an instant, and the largest curse spirit expelled by Shiratori raised its fist entangled in flesh with resentment, and slammed it in the direction of the three of them.

System: Be careful behind you.

As the system reminded me, I raised my hand to make a slash behind me, and suddenly felt that my hand was empty.

There was a loud bang accompanied by the almost simultaneous sound of the sun wheel knife piercing the flesh, and the body fell to the ground again from two giant curses that were attacked at the same time.

"Hmph, the knife is not bad."

The two juniors and I raised our faces at the same time, and looked at the black-haired young man who appeared out of nowhere in astonishment.

Behind him carrying the sun wheel knife and splashing the dust, exaggerated ribs are sunken deep in the ground where the spider web patterns are cracked all around...

I turned my back to Hui Yuanxiong who boasted "socks, so hot" and Nanami Kento who was holding a question mark, I took the knife he handed me from Fu Heisher, and asked in a low voice: "Hiss, Dad Mi why are you here?"

Didn't I ask you to accompany the child well?

Where's my Huihui?I'm so lucky to have such a big Huihui in your hands?

Unexpectedly, he was also very distressed, and immediately frowned, and slapped my head with a knife in dissatisfaction:

"I have to ask you. Don't tell me that you, a brat, can't fully grasp your own abilities."

I covered my head with tears coming from the pain.

But I dare not howl, I feel guilty, it seems that it is indeed my problem.

At the beginning, the junior who was called by crying and chirping and said that he was "I can't finish it, help me, senior sister" cried out for help, and I ran over quickly.

As for why I was so leisurely when the alumni of other grades were busy, it was naturally because most of the tasks were taken over by Xia Youjie, and of course there was Wujo Satoru who was dragged away and forced to open.

Thinking that I am my own junior, and I have been favored by a reliable partner and have become so idle, so I just came to help.

So... I didn't care about adjusting skills at all.

However, compared to this...

Throwing away the unimportant memories that came up, I raised my eyes and looked up at Fuheshier seriously.

"I'll talk about it after my affairs are all right." He stretched out his hand under his eyelids impatiently, as a gesture of demand, "Tell me first, where is Hui now? Did you stay with you before you were called by me?" ?”

Poor Megumin, I thought.Seeing a living person beside him suddenly disappear, he must be very helpless in panic.

If it is in a department store, maybe they will go to the radio station and ask the lady in charge to broadcast a broadcast about finding cheap daddy who is not lost.

"Why do you seem more nervous than me, the real father?" The man in front of him tilted his head and looked down at me with some amusement, "Ann, the child is probably playing in the children's play area now, no Something happened."

As he said that, he even rubbed the top of my hair with his hands.

"...?"

In astonishment, I looked at Fuheshier's face stretched into a [-]-meter runway, and at the same time, I also saw that the other party looked at the hand that moved automatically, as if he couldn't believe his behavior just now.

Just like my inexplicable rude behavior towards him back then, I can see that he just patted his head to kill Mo very smoothly, as if out of habit.

"It should be the influence of Miss Rib..." The system reasonably speculates, "You don't have to take it to heart."

Actually, I don't want to worry about it either.

But don't they all say that dwarfs are always touched by people?And it's easy to get bald after being touched too much, how can I not care about this!

Sigh, forget it, I curled my lips, and thought that this time I would not care about it and it would be a tie, so I continued to ask:

"Where did you put Kei in the children's play area? The kind in a department store?"

Originally, he just wanted to ask clearly so that he could rest assured, but he curled his lips with pride, folded his arms and said with a smile:

"No, the kind at the pachinko parlor."

I:"……"

Me: System, what is a pachinko shop?

System: Playing steel balls... Well, it's similar to a gambling place.

I:"…………"

a long time.

I kindly showed a charming smile.

He raised the knife, turned around and used the back of the knife, and stabbed the man hard and hard on the firm stomach.

"It hurts." Fu Heisher frowned slightly, lifted the white bird from the ground with a gloomy face, "Why hit me so hard?"

The little girl with her feet fluttering in the air had a darker face than the man's. She straightened the knife:

"Just hit! Just hit you! I will not only hit you for the mother of the child! I will also make a slit on the left side of your mouth!"

"It's so noisy, where does my child take it, what's the matter with you white-haired girl?"

As he spoke, he grabbed the girl's face that was about to bite like a cat with fried hair.

"What does it have to do with me? What do you say has to do with me?"

I pointed to the man's nose, in disbelief.

Because I was really short of breath, some words were not processed by my brain at all, and I said them directly.

"If it weren't for me, would you be alive and kicking here today?—"

"I let you live in my man's house, demolish his house, wear his clothes, use his money, and feed you food to bring up the baby kindly, and now you tell me how the child is is none of my business! ?”

"You are too much! Fuhesher!"

……

However, I, who had already been dazzled by anger and concern for Hui, didn't know that the expressions on the faces of my two juniors who were watching and eating melons were brilliant——

"Nai, nai, Nana Ming, I don't know if I'm thinking too much," Hui Yuanxiong stared at the copper bell with his big eyes at this moment, "I always feel that there is... a little green on the top of Gojo-senpai's head. ah?"

"It must be green." Nanami Kento pushed the non-existent glasses, and said in a deep voice, "Listen to this description... children can use soy sauce."