The ceiling of combat power is actually myself

"Why are you wearing that wild boy's clothes?"

"Still using other people's mugs?"

When the system that made up Wanmian went online saw me, it said so.

"Yeah... there are various reasons."

I hold the iced milk with my sleeves that are much longer than my arms, and with a face of enjoying the hot spring of an old grandpa, Wutiao Wu behind me combs the slightly wet hair and blows it under the hair dryer.

Ah, by the way, holding a hair dryer and working with Gojo Satoru is Megumi, a super cute and virtuous wife (what's wrong with the adjective?)!

How should I put it, this is probably hugging left and right, no, having both children...it doesn't seem right, anyway, it's a very rare treatment in the world at the pinnacle of life, right?

"Hui raised it higher," Gojo Satoru wrapped his arms around my neck from behind, and pressed the top of my head with his chin to show Hui, "Hey la ho la, you didn't blow the hair at all?"

"Oh, it can't be done, it's still far away. It seems that Hui, like Sister Shiratori, also needs the help of grandma to grow taller?"

Seeing a hash sign clearly appear on the side of the child struggling to stand on tiptoe, it is reasonable to suspect that the next second this quiet child will seamlessly transform the daily necessities in his hand into a big killer and shoot at this big white head Burst the hammer.

But when the child saw that I said "I'll do it myself" and was about to put down the cup and was about to take the hairdryer in his hand, he still said "it's okay" and stepped on the sofa with two little feet. I stood taller and continued to help me dry my hair in a considerate little padded jacket.

"Thank you, Hui," I looked at him with maternal love, while counting the five things behind me, "Why do you always oppress, exploit and bully children?"

I raised my hand, and while the cold temperature was still lingering on the wall of the cup, as a small punishment, I slammed the ice on the side of Wujo Gojo's face on top of my head.

I don't care about the subtle "need the same as Shiratori sister" or something.

What the hell is "milk grandma"?

I was not complaining about the emperor at this time: "Wu Tiao, have you suddenly become smaller and stammered, or do you think that the more repeated words, the weirder and cuter the speech?"

He was successfully frozen by my Nine Yin White Bird Claws to the point where he shivered a little, flinched a little, and then stuck to it again stubbornly.

Sticking and sticking a cat skin plaster on the top of my head, with the wind released by the hair dryer in Hui's hand, it swayed along with his own white and dumb fur in the clump of dumb hair that was blown up by me.

Blow it all together.

Gojo Satoru: "Ah-oh-ah-hehe~"

As we often do in summer, yell meaningless monosyllables in front of the electric fan - at this time, the one among us whose height is the most disproportionate to the age is facing the running hair dryer, and also made the above childish the behavior of.

He also managed to make himself laugh.

There's really no one left.

"……childish."

Hui, who had a good heart, spoke out the thoughts in my heart for me. I saw his little white eyes almost rolled to the ceiling.

But even so, as self-disciplined as he is, he still continued to do what he was doing, temporarily pressing the switch off, the blowing stopped, his little feet stepped unsteadily on the sofa and leaned over a little bit, and grabbed the towel on the sofa with his little hand to carefully examine it for me. Brush hair finely.

Really... Thank you for the hospitality.

I couldn't be happier with this sweet little gentleman who has given so much to this home.

Only then did Gojo Satoru, who strangled my neck, speak normal human words when the noise from the electrical appliances in my ears disappeared:

"Aren't you bullying children?"

He hehe smiled, looking at his serious little face as if he was going to poke the board.

After being avoided by the other party, he quibbled to me and said: "This is just to train him~ Recently, I am teaching this child various things."

"Ah, really." I didn't intend to believe his nonsense at all, and I was a little out of breath at this moment, I just wanted him to let go quickly, "I said, relax first..."

"Yosie, Q&A session—"

In the end, he completely ignored my request, and suddenly shouted loudly like the host of some funny show:

"Excuse me, what is the same thing as [Grandma Milk] that helps our children grow taller?"

"It is stipulated to answer with similar words ~ the time limit is five seconds, five, four..."

What are you doing?

Both Hui and I were taken aback by his sudden convulsion.

Who wants to play this childish quiz with you? ——That was what I wanted to say.

But when he saw the little boy Fuhei drooping his eyelashes, looking like he was really thinking seriously, he couldn't help swallowing the words that extinguished the atmosphere.

However, Gojo Satoru, who is counting down quickly:

"It's a good time, the correct answer is—Eunuch Sun!! XD"

"?!"

Kazumi looked at him strangely at the same time.

——In the end, there is no serious time for people to think or even answer at all, right?

So, from the very beginning, I just wanted to tell the answer to the mystery I thought of, you self-willed guy!

But what is the deep expression on Hui Na's face of "teaching", "so reasonable" and trying to digest it!

Wake up!Don't be led into the rhythm by this radio man!

The soul of complaining was burning, and I didn't know which sentence to pick for a while, so I finally remained silent with a blank face.

And this kind of silence obviously hurt my boyfriend who didn't graduate from primary school.

"Well...how about a little reaction?"

He was discussing with me and Megumin who were silent.

But it turns out that it is the doorbell that favors Wujo Satoru more than the ruthless humans.

"Ding-dong-"

When the long ringing of the bell came to our ears from the peeling wall by the door, Hui Zai, who had already been used to form a conditioned reflex, moved automatically, and obediently got down to the ground at this time, stepping on the rabbit slippers. He slapped to the door and opened it.

It's really... so used to it that it hurts.

So, with a disapproving look in my eyes, I just wanted to take a look at the "culprit" who forced the child to be so sensible, but I didn't expect that as soon as I turned halfway to the side, my cheek was quickly chirped with a "baji".

While the child turned his back and didn't pay attention to this side, Gojo Gojo, who had succeeded in the sneak attack, pinched the back of my neck and covered his face in a daze. When I looked over with questioning eyes, he leaned close to his ear and whispered:

"Traces, be careful not to be seen by Kei?"

"!"

Thinking of this, I almost jumped up from the sofa when I heard about it.

Immediately, I was a little annoyed, stretched out my hand and scratched the other person's shoulder, and complained that who caused the marks left by this unsuitable cat? Don't you have any AC numbers in your heart?

"No wonder you were so clingy just now...just to block it."

Whispering softly, I said lazily, "It really sucks, I won't drink it anymore", I pressed the glass of milk to the face that was close at hand, and squeezed it away angrily.

"Huh? Are you seeking dissatisfaction?"

He took the mug, looked at me and smiled.

The upper and lower eyelashes overlap, and the canine teeth protrude a little.

"It's okay for the little white bird to cling to me the other way around? Why don't you say it's okay here anytime~"

"Even if you're walking on the street, it doesn't matter if you hang it on your lap or on your shoulder, I'll—"

"Complete.Complete.No.Question.Yo!~(Love)"

I:"???"

I have a problem! ! !

What's the matter hanging on the shoulder, do you think I'm a bug or a curse?

There are strange pictures in my head...

"Damn. You really are... completely in an atmosphere that outsiders can't get into."

When Gojo Satoru took the rest of the milk, rummaged to find the sugar bowl, added one, two, three, four, etc. This is the deadly dose of sugar cubes, the system that I had ignored for a long time finally came. Time to chime in and talk to me.

"Yes, as you can see," I stared nonchalantly at my super cute boyfriend who threw sugar into the cup, pulled two twists of hair and pretended to be shy and confessed to poking fingers and the system, "I Having sex with my cat."

"Heh," he sneered with unknown meaning, between "heh" and "huh", "it's hot, it's time to throw this guy to the prison gate ahead of time... No, just go to Nibelung root."

He: "In this way, will the little white bird be able to completely forget him? Hehe, hehehe, hehehe..."

He laughed viciously.

I:?

Don't act like an unenlightened stupid parent...

There are also dream linkage and so on... Are you not tired of playing?

"Hey, did you say that this house was hit by some kind of nuclear bomb?"

Just as the system and I were communicating harmoniously with familiar recipes and familiar flavors, a female voice came from the entrance.

"Glass Glass!"

Seeing the people coming in to look around, I immediately left Wutiao here and the two men who didn't look good in the system, and I ran over to chat with the beauty.

"Good morning, little white bird," she opened her arms with a bag hanging, and patted my head as I swooped towards her, "How is it? You haven't been bullied by Wu?"

Hmm...bullying?

Which aspect?

"..." Blinking my eyes, I still said, "No."

"That's right," Nitro raised his face worriedly, looked at a certain white hair sitting not far away who was slumped and almost occupied the entire sofa, and muttered, "Suspicious pause..."

"Glass, why are you here?" Gojo Satoru, who drank milk around his mouth in a bold and unrestrained manner, waved and greeted her when he looked over, "Where's my breakfast? Where's Jie?"

"Come and watch the miracle of medicine," Nitzi answered the first question, pointing at the back, "As for Jie, this is it."

"Are you actually putting me in the back of the breakfast list... It really looks like something you would do, Enlightenment."

Smiling Xiayou*toolman*jie who came next, carrying the ingredients purchased from the convenience store and instant bento snacks, etc., and Fu Heihui, who was empty-handed and a little dazed, walked in immediately.

(Fu Heihui: "?"

Why didn't this person ask me to carry something? )

"Hi! Summer oil!"

Here, a slightly wet head with fluffy long hair came into view.

The fair skin still showed a little pinkness after taking a bath, and the girl who stretched out five thin white fingers happily waved towards her.

His eyes paused for a second on the ill-fitting overlong shirt, and then glanced at the pillows around his neck that his best friend would use when taking a nap, and his slender eyes opened slightly unconsciously.

"..."

The black-haired boy who seemed to have noticed something subtly opened his mouth, fell silent, and finally replied in a normal tone as much as possible:

"Well, little white bird. I always feel that some days are missing."

Immediately he changed the topic: "But before that, can you tell me what happened in this room—"

Shiratori, who quickly froze after saying hello: "!"

Gojo Satoru, who quickly flashed to Xia You to grab the dessert bag: "!"

--"Nothing happened!!"

The two said so in a tacit understanding.

Xia Youjie: "...?"

"It doesn't look like nothing happened, does it?" Nitzi tilted his head, squinting his eyes and looking up at the open-air living room that had been lifted so that there was no ceiling.

He looked at the dark and messy kitchen again, and finally put his sympathetic gaze on the kid with a calm face and a sea urchin head.

"It means this..."

Relaxing their shoulders, Shiratori and Gojo relieved at the same time with a sigh of relief.

"Otherwise, what do you mean?" Xia Youjie still maintained a gentle smile, and thoughtfully helped Hui unpack the disposable chopsticks of the lunch box, and asked, "The house has been dismantled like this, who did Wu fight with?" ?"

……

Two boys and children sat around to finish breakfast, while I was dragged into a separate bedroom with a tuna rice ball in my mouth.

"Hey, what really happened?"

When she was changing into the spare uniform that she asked Glass to bring, she looked at it with her chin in her hands and suddenly asked.

"Yeah," I said, fastening the last button honestly, and letting out my hair, "When I was messaging you during the day, that Mr. 'Medical Miracle' was hated by Wujo Wu for various reasons, and he was briefly beaten. One plane took advantage of the trend and demolished a house."

I think back to an hour ago.

In fact, Gojo Satoru, who had calmed down, immediately rolled up his sleeves and exited the bedroom after the first attempt of feinting the gun was over without end.

It wasn't until he heard the rattling noises from outside that he regained his composure, and observed that the [Fu Heisher] box displayed on the skill bar had been completely extinguished, that the bedroom door was reopened.

At that time, the boy with a bright face held the only surviving milk in his hand, and asked me with a smile as if nothing had happened, should I drink the milk first or take a bath first.

The background is a series of broken walls and a crumbling ceiling.

Thank you.

The boyfriend is very satisfied, but it is a bit costly.

"It's not all about the demolition... the house is broken."

Nitro said, glancing at the closed door.

After confirming that the boy group that was still staying was well blocked, she walked back, grabbed Shiratori by the collar and pulled it towards her side.

The girl whose center of gravity was unstable and who was defenseless against her friends immediately leaned over, and Nitro easily caught the girl who was quite small for her and hugged her in her arms.

"Little White Bird, you are the type who never buttons the last button in your uniform, right?"

Pull the collar of the still confused friend tightly and pull down, and the rows of teeth marks that have not faded immediately come into view.

"Wow."

The tone of voice is drawn out, the eyes are losing the highlight while feeling the glass without emotion, seeing everything in an instant.

"...It's too much! How can you carry out a sneak attack, Nitro?"

I covered my neck, turned around, and quickly jumped a few steps away.

It was half complaining and half nervously looking at the sister in front of her who seemed to have some signal delay.

After she let out a meaningful "wow", she suddenly became silent, she just stood there with her head slightly lowered, as if she was planning something.

The bangs almost covered one side of the face, casting a shadow over the eyes.

"...?"

After waiting for a few minutes, I saw her slowly take out a cigarette from her arms, put it in her mouth, and light it with the lighter straight in her eyes.

Just when I felt strange and wanted to ask "Are you okay" worriedly, she popped out a row of scalpels she carried with her fingertips like a magic trick, with a strange cold light on the handle.

When the smoke curled up, I saw her rolling up her sleeves and walking towards the door calmly with a black face.

"Brother Nitrate, who shall we dissect today?"

I turned my head along with it, and asked her with a trembling voice.

At this moment, I directly dreamed back to the bloody years when she took me to the dissecting room for the first time.

It wasn't long before he realized what was wrong, and quickly hugged him from behind.

"Wait a minute, Nitro! Calm down!"

"Indeed...excessive," her sullen voice seemed to be squeezed out from the upper and lower back teeth that were clenched together, "It's more than excessive, Wu Tiao he is absolutely fucking, [beep—][beep—— 】【Beep——】Heh."

"Self-blocked automatically!?" I was shocked.

"Ahh sister, rush, rush!!" The system shouted in ecstasy at this moment, almost waving a fluorescent stick to call.

"Stop messing with you!" I glared at him.

Afew moments later...

Some clarification.

When she finally learned that Gojo Satoru and I were in love with each other, and once again emphasized to each other that we were about to enter adulthood and had no age difference, Nitro finally accepted her knife and sat on the bed slowly. Smoke that remaining cigarette.

She glanced at me for a moment, sighed, and rummaged through the paper bag where the clothes were placed, and found a few boxes of things that I was a little surprised by, but really needed.

"No, why do you..."

His pupils trembled slightly, and he was dumbfounded for a moment, not knowing what to say.

In short, thousands of words can be condensed into one sentence, I am worthy of you, my good sister.

Really understand my work efficiency.

"Actually, I almost guessed it, when you asked me to bring the clothes," she said, scratching my nose, "thinking that you and that guy are people who can't guess where the topic will jump in the next second , it must be faster than ordinary people in this regard, anyway, you should take these first, maybe they will come in handy soon."

Me: "Oh, actually..."

Here we are having a girl friend meeting outside, but the internal system is shaking violently with Glass in my next confession.

He: "No, sir, I just made up a little sleep, didn't I go through more than a dozen episodes, right? Shouldn't it? Shouldn't it? It's not as efficient as "It's very cute after all"? Do you have to think about money tomorrow? What's wrong? Me? Huh? Me? Huh?"

"Ah, but speaking of it," Shiratori ignored the dumbfounded system and thought of something he was concerned about, and quickly asked Jia Ruzi, "Has Xia Youjie been eating curse spirits recently?"

And she who was still left on the last topic: "It's not... infinite, how can it still be used like this?"

In fact, since Kuroba disappeared, I have returned to my original body.

Since then, there is no need to rely on eating the magic spirit to supplement nutrition, and naturally lost the original ability to "change its taste" by "touching the magic spirit ball".

In fact, I have thought about it carefully. This ability to distort and change a certain nature (taste) of the curse comes from Kuroba. In addition, when I checked [Summon 2.0] during the day, I also found it among the individuals that can be summoned. [Hei Yu Su Nuo] is selected.

In other words, if he wanted to help Xia Youjie as before, he might be able to do it with the power of Hei Yu.

However, the system has reminded me that the currently summoned Heiyu may not be Heiyu, but the other party's ability can still be used for the time being.

Ugh.

Although I am very happy to know that it is possible to see her again in this way one day, I still feel a little guilty when I think of using her ability to help my friend before that.

Hope she doesn't hit me when she comes back.

After all, I can't just watch Xia Youjie eat the rag again...

"Hey, so the taste of that thing can become normal?"

While thinking about this in my heart, a voice came from behind me faintly.

When I saw Nitro in front of me staring at the stunned face behind me, I knew something unusual had happened.

Sure enough, when I turned around, I saw——

"Voheshel!"

"Medical miracle!"

Nitro and I shouted in unison.

"hiss……"

No matter which name it is, it is very annoying.

The black-haired man who sat cross-legged on the bed suddenly appeared, and the bed was sunken a lot. Hearing this, he folded his arms and frowned. He lowered his eyes and glanced at the second woman opposite.

And when his eyes hovered over the petite female high school girl—that is, the girl sorcerer who transformed him into this state with a spell, she leaned a little closer with her chin in her hand.

"I've wanted to ask since yesterday," Fu Heisher narrowed his eyes, "Where have I met you before?"

"..."

Facing the question from Mr. Summoned Beast who appeared and disappeared, I didn't answer immediately.

Instead, the moment the man brought his face closer, he puffed up his cheeks desperately, telling himself not to laugh.

"Well, compared to my things..."

With a straight face, I picked up one of the brand new shirts that Wujo Satoru found for me to try on, which was piled up in a mess on the bed, and handed it to Fuheshier.

Eyes sincerely suggested: "Would you like to change the clothes on your body first?"

After all, the man with a strong physique in front of him looks calm and calm, wearing an oversized home coat and a small pink apron talking to people...

It's really entertaining.