The ceiling of combat power is actually myself

"Miss Xia You...Miss Xia You?"

"..."

"Oh...Miss Xia You, please take care of me."

"!"

It wasn't until Nadeko walked up to me and looked up pitifully that I remembered that the strange address in the other party's mouth was calling me.

"Ah, sorry," Chaoren said apologetically, "I was a little distracted just now, what's the matter?"

Nadeko is a maid serving the Gojo family.

In her eyes, I exist as the best friend of their young master—Xia Youjie's younger sister, a little girl who often comes to play with Wutiao Wu with her elder brother.

Because since the night we met Xia Youjie, Wujo Wujue realized that since the latter has a talent for spells, he is surrounded by ordinary people who cannot systematically accept the teaching of spells——

So he simply proposed that he could borrow to stay at his home as a friend, so that he could learn practical and theoretical knowledge of spells.

If he wanted to, when he was old enough, he could go to a college or something with Gojo Satoru.

According to Wujo, the "high school" here refers to the "Tokyo Metropolitan Higher School of Magic".

As one of the only two magic education institutions in Japan, it is a school that specializes in cultivating magicians.

And as Xia You, a spirit of exorcising curses, who keeps getting stronger all to help the weak, naturally readily accepts the olive branch given by Wu Zou Wu.

Because of this accident, Shiratori's identity has also been upgraded from a small animal secretly hidden at home by Gojo Satoru to the younger sister brought here with Xia Youjie.

So it is so logical that you don't have to hide all day long, and you can appear in front of the servants openly.

……

Since the current appearance is a young version of the Tianzhu period, no one will associate me with the so-called "human-shaped weapon" with the name of the second class in the Zen Academy.

This wave of operations can be said to be quite ingenious, and it perfectly preserved Gojo Satoru's reputation.

After all, it is much more normal for her brother to bring her sister to be raised at home than to bring back a girl to be raised at home for no reason.

Xia Youjie: "Why do I feel even weirder...?"

Me at the time: "Actually, I also feel a little..."

Look at Wu Zai, who kills both men and women for his good looks, and think about the previous settings carefully.

"Well, anyway!"

Gojo Satoru didn't care at all that we were persecuting him, and came over to pat this and then pat that.

"Jie, you must remember that Shiratori is your sister!"

After finishing speaking, he turned to me again: "So Shiratori, you will temporarily be 'Summer Oil White Bird' from now on!"

"Xiayou White Bird...?" The word rolled across the tip of my tongue, and I frowned in a strange way, "Why does it sound weird?"

Summer oil white bird, shrimp oil white bird.

Stir-fried chicken with shrimp oil.

If you switch to the language of flowers, it feels inexplicable that it can be the name of a dish.

"Ah, don't you want to?" Seeing my pensive look, Wujo Satoru suggested in a very eloquent manner, "Or I can call Wujo Shiratori? I don't mind~"

Five white birds, I have six walnuts.

"I do not want it."

He flatly rejected him. In short, the childhood play house game of the three brothers and sisters kicked off...

Time goes back to the present.

I was taken to Gojo Satoru's room by Nadeko who was originally speechless, and I immediately guessed the reason why this young lady found me.

"Young master needs to attend an important family gathering today, Madam told me not to be late..."

ah.So you're stuck in bed again, right?

But then again, isn't it normal for Gojo Satoru to be late?

Even if I leave this guy alone, I can always control my lateness within a range that makes people not easy to get angry, but if Mrs. Gojo personally told me, if I don’t show up on time, it may be Nadeko who will be reprimanded in the end. Bar.

Don't always trouble people like this, Gojo Satoru.

After silently slandering this in my heart, I nodded towards the woman standing next to me rubbing her fingers restlessly.

After saying something similar to "Leave it to me", he approached the concealed door.

——Woooooo, Miss Xia You is as gentle as Master Xia You!

The maid clasped her hands in the back and was so grateful that she burst into tears.

Speaking of which, when he passed by the kitchen to check, he also saw the young master Xia You who got up early with a gentle smile and said that he was helping the servants who were preparing breakfast.

As expected of brothers and sisters, they all bring good people or something.

Compared with their young master who is sometimes not obedient to discipline, it is a headache.

I hope I don't grow into a problematic adult in the future...

"Didn't you say call me after 3 minutes? Nadeshiko—" yawned lazily, the voice seemed to come from the nasal cavity, "It's only been one minute and 23 seconds..."

As soon as I walked into the bedroom, I saw a milky white sea urchin buried deep in the pillow.

It is estimated that the sleeping posture is not very good, and the quilts covering the body are all piled up at the feet as if they have been arched by a pig.

The boy slept with one leg hanging from the edge of the bed, his little feet dangling unconsciously from the ground.

The legs are really a little long.

"It's not Nadeko, it's Miss Xiayou Shiratori."

After correcting it, I walked over, opened the heavy curtains completely, squinted at the light coming in and rubbed Xiao Baimao's head, which was sleeping in a mess, and saw that one of his calves buried in the bedding moved slightly in response. one time.

"Well, it's the five white birds who ran away with someone else's brother..."

Holding the pillow, the tone is still lazy.

Gojo Satoru turned his head in the direction of my voice, glanced at me with his eyes that seemed to be reflected countless times under the light, and then buried his head back for anaerobic respiration x

"What are you talking about?" I squatted by the bed and rubbed his hair, trying to restore the silly cat's hairstyle that seemed to have been damaged by a hair dryer after a shower, "Didn't you tell me to recognize this kiss?" ?”

Hearing the sleepy and extremely reluctant moaning of the furry head under his hand, even a baby's skin would feel comfortable and soft from his fingertips.

Gojo Satoru's hair is really soft.

No matter how many times you knead it.

Looking at his unrestrained hairstyle, I wondered if it was because this guy's hair was too soft and not too long that he was rubbed like an albino rambutan by static electricity when he slept at night.

"Get up, don't you still have a schedule for today?"

While speaking, he wiped away the static electricity with his hands, and the soft hairs that came out of his fingertips immediately seemed to be stunned by the lack of hair gel, and were easily kneaded into a soft and obedient shape like this.

It's easy to bundle up, and it's also easy to collapse.

This kind of hair quality can be described as flexible and stretchable.

Seeing that he was still pretending to be dead, I pushed the brain that was still half-asleep and half-awake, trying to make progress, and signaled this extremely poor student not to be ignorant of flattering a mouse.

Where did the diligent kitten who got up early when we first met go?

How come the older you get, the more you live back?

"All right……"

The voice buried in the pillow sounded muffled, and when doubts arose in my heart, I heard Gojo Satoru in the bed speak differently than usual... The wake-up voice was soft enough to make people want to pinch his face, saying:

"Since it's a little white bird, use 'that' on me, Wuwu will get up obediently~"

"'That' is 'which'?"

And what the hell is Wuwu...

Gojo Satoru, you are really on the verge of breaking down on the bright road of OOC and refreshing the lower limit...

Catch shrimp! (bushi)

Ignored him, thinking of stretching out his hands to tidy up the quilt that he couldn't see directly, he felt the hand that was still on the fur ball being held by someone, and gently pulled it down along the direction of strength.

Unprepared, he immediately sat down on the bed in front of him.

"..."

The first reaction when I sat on it was——

It is indeed the bed of a rich family.

Super comfortable!

It's so fucking soft!

The kind of softness that I want to wrap a quilt on it and roll it into a towel cake roll alone childishly.

I quietly hammered out of the bed a few times, and I experienced the feeling of being beaten into a cotton cloud without any loss. Looking down again, Gojo Satoru, who was originally sleeping in a reptile sleeping position, had turned upside down.

Now switch to the state of hugging most of the quilt and burying most of his face in it, looking over with a pair of big eyes.

Among boys, it was born fair, and it was almost reflective when it was placed in the sun.

Not to mention those eyes that few people can say words of rejection.

The child in front of him is interpreting the word "perfect" from head to toe.

What a crime...

Thinking about it, if Xia Youjie's character was pasted and pasted, this guy would definitely be the nemesis of all mankind.

I can't refuse...

I can't refuse such a small animal look, even if I know it's fake.

"Beforehand, I don't want to ask too much."

The girl drooped her shoulders, resigned herself to her fate, and pretended to be listening attentively, waiting for what the other party said was the condition for getting up after doing "that".

"~"

plan pass.Gojo Satoru laughed in a low nasal voice.

It was like using a bird trap to successfully catch the bird that Ben was stretching out to test, pointing to the side of his cheek that was deliberately bulging into a small steamed bun.

"Please give me a copy of 'Good Morning Kiss From My Childhood Friend'."

"——the one that often appears in young tame dye literature!"

I:. . .

So read less strange books.

Fiction is full of lies.

Serious people who live in harmony with Xiao Shuran.

Seeing my expression of looking at "Mom's mental retardation", he: "Is it not possible?", the eyes were immediately covered with a layer of grievance at a visible speed, and the upper and lower eyelashes opened and closed.

"... "

It's starting again, isn't it, it's starting again, isn't it?

"it is okay."

It's so annoying, I just eat the little milk cat.

However, in order to prevent himself from falling into the trap in the future, Shiratori still took out the sunglasses he was carrying with him, and immediately sealed the eyes with the passive skill "Irresistible".

"Ok?"

"do not move."

Embracing a head of the nondescript little blind man, the girl lowered her head slightly and moved closer.

"..."

"... "

The expected touch on the cheek did not come, and the lips just stayed above the air on the side of the white hair, took a sip, and quickly retreated on their own.

Shiratori: "The kiss is over."

Gojo Satoru: "?"

The sunglasses slid down a little, and I felt the cosmic black lens staring at me in a daze.

Gojo Satoru's eyes widened, half of which were exposed outside the sunglasses, looking a little funny:

"What did you just... kiss?"

Kissed a lonely?

Asking the girl who had been looking at him with her arms crossed all day long, she deeply suspected that she had been tricked this time.

"Little cat ears," Shiratori pointed to the air on the side of his head, and Shiratori explained perfunctorily, "Okay, can you get up?"

"?"

"What little cat ears? Who are you calling little cat ears?"

Gojo Satoru, who didn't understand at all, rarely showed a confused expression.

As if doubting something again, he turned around and looked behind him.

No one is empty.

see hell.

"So," taking out the phone, Qiyun Dantian suppressed a smile and recorded the rare scene in front of him, "I kissed your kitten's ears that don't exist."

It's fun to tease children who haven't woken up.

"It's really bad fun..." Hei Yu low pressure said faintly after waking up.

really.It was actually myself who went back more and more.

"...!!"

"Too cunning!"

On the other side, Gojo Satoru, who knew he had been tricked, picked up the pillow and sat up on the bed.

"In that case! The early cat will eat the bird!"

"Ah, it's blurred..."

He took the pillow that was thrown over playfully, picked it up and shook it, and the candies scattered all over the floor unexpectedly.

"Angry. Go away."

The childish ghost over there pretended to be angry and went inside to groom his hair, while I carefully knocked on the door outside, and then Nadeshiko and several other servants who came in made an "OK" with their heads, and then agreed. Completed the task and exited the room.

Today's victory and defeat, five defeats...

As I went to the kitchen to forage for food, I swipe the video photos in my hand while chewing on the looted candy.

Over the past few days, I have accumulated a lot without knowing it. Most of them are scenes of Wutiao and Xia You exchanging (mutually) learning (pit) or training (pinching) and practicing (fighting).

Occasionally, there are also a few shots of Shiratori being forced to go out of business to pose for a photo with one of them without a soul.

Xia Youjie and Xia Youjie, who always take care of himself, will cooperate well or compare hearts or Vs. On the other hand, when there are five conditions, they will each pose in their own poses without exception. They are regarded as the childish little boy who is often teased. Little revenge.

Of course, there is also a blurred photo of the three of them.

——In the photo, I was supported by Gojo Gojo, whose height was outrageous at this age, as a crutch.

Xia Youjie raised his hand to remove the arm that was persecuting me, but at this moment, the photo button was rubbed down by Wujo Wujo, who dodged, with a trembling hand.

In the end, I became a black-faced emoji living in the cracks, Gojo Satoru leaned back to avoid the hand of his best friend, and swayed into a happy dandelion.

Of course, among the three, Xia Youjie was the one with the most blurred pictures.

He directly ghosted the shadow of the master of the shadow stream, with a ball head x2, and turned into several Mickey Mouse.

The picture was too dark, and the three of us who looked at each other when we came out were all stunned.

After that day, it was Wujo Wu and I who coaxed Xia Youjie for a long time... No, Wujo Wu laughed for a long time, I had to coax him alone, and finally managed to coax him not to create a estrangement and leave us.

In the end, though, he agreed to forgive me alone.

The condition is to ask me to abandon enlightenment and cast a brilliant mind.

I agreed.

So then we both turned against each other immediately, and pressed Gojo Satoru with an oil-based pen, and drew him who was smiling so much that he couldn't care less about the resistance of the Unlimited Warlock as a bright owl.

……

It seems to be such an ordinary daily life, but when browsing the permanently frozen pictures, people can't help but laugh out loud.

Ah, if it can go on like this...forget it.

It's better not to set up the flag or something easily.

In this way, maybe he's result will be bigger...

With that thought in mind, he had already reached his destination before he knew it.

Xia You, who was making snacks, saw me and greeted me with a smile.

I glanced at him, and immediately raised my mobile phone and took a picture of him wearing an apron and stained like a cat without missing a chance.

The other party just smiled helplessly and didn't intend to stop me.

He always has a very high tolerance for people other than Wu Tiao Nao.

However, after patting back and forth, left and right, something unexpected happened suddenly.

The phone vibrated unusually several times in a row.

Looking down, many messages suddenly came from the system that had not been successfully contacted for a long time.

The heart suddenly beat a few times too fast.

After I was stunned, I didn't hesitate, and hurried away from the crowd in the kitchen, and opened the chat box of the system that I paid special attention to.

Then I saw the following important news from over there:

[Scum Dad System: Opportunities are rare, time is limited, so make a long story short. 】

[Scum father system: Little White Bird, your current body will not survive for long because of the curse, but because you are an astral body, there is a feasible way for you to get out as soon as possible]

[Scum daddy system: 2006.8, remember this time, on a certain day in this year and this month, you need to replace Tian ■■■, go to Tian■■■. 】

[Scum father system: During the process, the gods and I will strip your soul, and then you can regain the Tianzhu body from the previous world, and re-bind with the system]

[Scum daddy system: The key words involved in leaking future events will be harmonized by the world consciousness. Be sure to record the specific time (2006.8) and pay attention to the surrounding changes at that time and carefully reason and respond]

[Scum father system: ps: In order not to make you lonely for too long, we followed the timeline to find you. 】

[Scum Daddy System: I look forward to meeting you again in the future, and I will say three important things in 2006.8—God & System]

[Scum Daddy System: [Love] [Love]

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