The ceiling of combat power is actually myself

"Hahaha! Shiratori, you look like a blind man!"

"To shut up."

After pressing back the annoying guy in my head, I pushed the sunglasses that had slipped off a little due to being too heavy.

Thinking that Xia Youjie put it on for me because he was afraid that the children would see bloody scenes, and unconsciously sent him the good person card that I don't know how many since today.

But he obviously thought too much. Although I might be startled by the female ghost who suddenly appeared, but given the experience of fighting and killing evil ghosts in the previous world, this small scene will not bother me.

But, in order not to owe this guy a favor, and half for fun, after the battle, while Xia Youjie turned around to recover the curse spirit egg ball, I got up all of a sudden, and groped to pick up the hair He picked up the rubber band that fell to the ground, and jumped behind the opponent silently.

"what's wrong?"

Xia Youjie, who noticed that his hair was gently pinched by his fingers and was about to quickly swallow the curse spirit, couldn't help but smile.

I thought it was because the little girl was curious about his long hairstyle, so she was playing with it curiously out of childish psychology.

"Don't move yet."

The immature child's voice spoke in a tone similar to that of a young adult, Xia You couldn't help but find it interesting, and at the same time obediently stopped all movements.

——Children, it seems that you have the demeanor of a big parent.

Soon, there was the sound of hair rubbing against the material of the cuffs, and at this time, I also felt the slight tugging of the scalp.

Are you... helping yourself with your hair?

Guessing this possibility, the corners of Xia Youjie's lips twitched, subsiding the joy that spread unconsciously.

How to say.Perhaps this is the feeling of "having a younger sister".

……

After a while, the girl standing behind ended the movement of struggling on tiptoe and completed the great task in her hand.

"Will—"

Imitating Wujo Wu's childish appearance, I quickly flashed in front of Xia Youjie.

He raised his head and offered him the two sunglasses in front of him as vanity mirrors.

"Hmm... really good."

Squinting his eyes that couldn't hide his smile, the black-haired boy bent over, leaned closer, and looked directly at the two himself reflected in the sunglasses.

——The half-length black hair that used to be loose and sometimes blocked the line of sight was tied up in the shape of a ball and stuck to the head.

Although Xia Youjie didn't pay much attention to the problem of hairstyle before, he just let it grow naturally and naturally turned into a loose half-length state, and didn't think about taking care of it specially.It's just that it's a lot more refreshing to be played by a girl like this now.

but……

One hand groped his chin in thought: "Why is it a ball head?"

Speaking of which, shouldn't it be a strange combination for boys to add meatball heads?

"Well……"

The girl who was being questioned seemed not to be able to speak at this time, her eyes were turned away, she turned around, and finally stared at the half-floating magic ball in Xia Youjie's hand.

Me: "Explicitly insert coins...cough cough, feed."

I want that black and round thing.

"!"

Blinking his long and narrow eyes, Xia Youjie squatted down in surprise and looked at me at the same level: "You also need to eat this?"

At this time, there is obvious inquiry in the eyes, and there is a trace of complicated content in it.

If I'm reading it right, it's...

Pity each other?

"Yeah," but I still responded vaguely, "It's necessary, although it's shameless, but can you give me a little bit..."

"Just a little bit!"

I stretched out my small hand, which was too small to tie Xia Youjie's hair with great effort, and made a gesture of care, meaning "a little bit", and discussed.

"Well, in fact, it's not a big problem to give it all to you," he said, and then asked curiously, "but have you been able to accept this taste calmly?"

me?"

what?

No response.

So he licked the corner of his lips and replied truthfully: "I think this tastes pretty good, right?"

The first time I ate chicken, the second time I ate seaweed, which was much more acceptable than the wonderful taste adventure in the western restaurant.

Xia Youjie: I_I→O_O

But who knows, Xia You stared at me as if looking at an alien, her eyes widened, and she muttered, "Could it be that this child is born with a slow sense of taste?"...

But in the end, the whole black ball was handed over to me, and I didn't see much regret and reluctance.

"Is it really possible?" Little stars appeared in the eyes with some surprise, Shiratori quickly had a battle between heaven and man in his heart, and finally suggested, "That, why not half of us?"

"No, no, it's really unnecessary," Xia Youjie waved his hands again and again, "I've eaten a lot in the past few days... Well, I'm sorry, I don't want to recall."

Then he covered his face with a contorted expression.

Shiratori: "?"

The girl who looked at the alien's eyes projected in the same way as the other party, and the girl who gnawed on the apple and took a bite out of the black ball was soon surprised to find that the taste this time was a soft and rich chocolate blueberry sandwich marshmallow flavor.

Me: "Chew, chew, chew..."

Xia Youjie: "It's... amazing."

I:"?"

Xia Youjie: "It can completely keep the expression on."

……

Soon, after eating half of it, I felt that my stomach could hold on for a while, so I immediately stopped eating.

It's too sweet, it's chocolate and marshmallow, and it's filled with blueberry jam.

So sweet.

I guess only that guy would like it.

Shiratori thought for a while, and felt that he and Wujo Godai had eaten too much candy in the past week.

And the days of satisfying hunger with sweets are still long in the future, so he handed the remaining half to Xia Youjie in a principled manner.

"?"

Looking at the girl obediently looking over from the little eyes exposed outside the sunglasses, Xia You didn't think too much about it, she just thought it was Shiratori who really couldn't stand the disgusting smell of the curse spirit, so the remaining half planned to share the joys and sorrows with each other.

Just like a child will hand over something he doesn't like to an adult, there is no malicious behavior of a child.

But, then again...

Why can the child in front of me still [eat the curse spirit] in the [physical sense] like this?

Xia Youjie never knew before that the black sphere condensed by the curse spirit could be split in half like this, and a strange blue liquid flowed out of it...

He usually swallows them whole.

After all, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.

He didn't think too much about it, he just guessed that Shiratori's spells were of a different type from his own, or that the spell cast out this time was more unique.

So Xia Youjie pinched his nose and swallowed the remaining half of the ball.

"—!!"

but.

The moment the magic spirit ball just entered, the squinting boy's eyes widened enormously!

Although it doesn't make much difference even if he stares wide, Xia Youjie was really surprised this time.

How could it be... the curse spirits devoured in the past, without exception, carried a strong disgusting smell like a vomit rag.

This time the magic spirit... the black shell wrapped in the outer skin is clearly a layer of cocoa with a taste of chocolate, and the weird blue interlayer overflowing from the inside is actually a sweet but not greasy blueberry jam with a fresh taste!

Xia Youjie: "!!??"

Did he meet some gourmet magician who can make the magic spirit delicious?

the other side……

Shiratori: "?"

"Little, little ribs, brother Jie, why is he looking at me with such weird eyes?"

I took a step back, my brain couldn't keep up with the quick reaction and asked Kuroba inside.

"I don't know," came the languid voice of her satisfaction after eating, "Anyway, if he dares to bully you, a weak monkey, with martial arts virtues, I'll come out and beat him until his relatives don't recognize him."

"That's not how the word is used..."

Although I was still complaining in my heart, I realized that Xia Youjie followed me and unconsciously retreated but took a big step forward, which is still a little bit square.

Is this... Is it almost past the social distance?

Wait a minute, brother, what are you doing?

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"White bird!"

"Yes Yes!"

In a blink of an eye, both shoulders were "slapped" and held down, and the other party's voice changed a little due to excitement.

"Well, can I ask you something?"

"Ok?"

"Let's go find another curse spirit, but don't worry, I will protect you, there is just one thing I want to confirm..."

"Let's fight this kid!!"

Su Nuo in Shiratori's body exploded in disbelief, concentrating on manipulating the host's body to kick the opponent's important parts, sweeping the chicken to make him be himself again——

Hei Yu: "Touch the body that my uncle likes casually, I think you are tired of it..."

Before she finished speaking.

Voice-over: "Heaven's justice is broken—Yan—"

Black Feather: "Who is it this time!? Can you not always choose this time!?"

Voiceover: "Fist——!!"

Accompanied by the voice of the male protagonist in the anime yelling the name of the second-level skill when he appeared on the stage, such a half-truth and half-false scene was staged in front of my eyes:

I saw a white cat transforming into a white shadow and leaping out of the field of vision like lightning.

One jio kicked away the black ball cat standing in the middle of the camera.

At the same time, Kuroba Sunuo, who was as expressionless as Shiratori, also appeared in front of his eyes [a non-existent picture]——

Next to the fierce battle scene where the white cat is unilaterally facing the other black cat Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola, a strolling bird is watching everything in front of it quietly with its head tilted.

watch a play.

Perhaps it is not clear in Su Nuo's little head, this is what humans call "emoticons".

Weird gif is generated.

……

The actual battle situation is not that exaggerated.

Gojo Goku, who appeared out of nowhere, hit Xia Youjie's face with a punch, before he was avoided by the opponent's quick response.

"Is Shiratori okay?" Sensing that the collar of his back was suddenly lifted by a familiar force, he brought it to the person who had just arrived, "I don't understand, why does your child have the kind of physique that attracts hentai?"

Holding the girl in his arms from behind, the little white hair stretched out his hand, the tip of the white nose was a little red from the cold, and when he exhaled, he began to touch the soft cheeks of the other party very naturally. Rub it together to keep warm.

In order to arrive quickly, the hands with cold fingertips from running too fast in the cold winter, because of this clever move quickly absorbed the temperature, and became warm again.

"Dong Dongdong... Frozen to death, bastard!!" Hei Yu Su Nuo complained in his head.

The white bird on the main body was also frozen and struggled like a salted fish to escape from the warm five enlightened claws.

Even... a cat who can be forgiven for anything.

Warming fingers with people's cheeks as soon as they come up, this kind of behavior is too bad!

"Let go of me..." Unable to break free, I protested softly, "My face is going to freeze."

"Huh? Didn't Shiratori notice it? I can also use it for warmth."

Saying that, Gojo Satoru stuffed me into the open coat.

Immediately, I felt that the chest that was pressed against the back of my head was indeed warm.

"I deliberately wore a coat that was a few sizes too big, enough for one person to go out?"

The person behind kept the original posture of holding a large hand warming pillow, and continued to rub the girl's face to keep warm without any burden.

"Hey, let me bury it here to warm your mind, so that we don't owe each other~"

I:……

(A little analysis)

(rational thinking)

This... Is this considered to bury a cat's belly! ?

The arrogant cat actually took the initiative to bury me!

Great!So it seems that I earned it! !

(Shiratori, came to a conclusion)

Kuroba: Stand firm for me, hey!

Hei Yu: He is obviously trying to trick you! !

"So who is this little eye with a strange hairstyle?"

After stuffing his own hand warmer into a big coat and wrapping it up, the white-haired boy looked warily at Xia Youjie who was staring at him with a face of disapproval.

"When I came here, I seemed to see what I was going to do to you?...Pfft, what's the matter with your strange pair of sunglasses? Hahahaha, it's so funny!"

"Ah, it was a misunderstanding."

I avoided Gojo Goku's paws that were about to snatch it with his head tilted and curious, and subconsciously pushed the sunglasses that were ridiculed, while I hurriedly thought of something to say for my new friend:

"Actually, he's a nice guy—he's the one who contacted you on the phone earlier..."

"Is this your brother Shiratori?"

As a result, before I could finish my explanation, Xia Youjie opened his mouth and asked with a frown.

"No... Actually that..."

"Yeah——" Gojo Satoru immediately elongated his voice and raised his chin to interrupt Shiratori's speech, his expression a little arrogant, "Do you have any objections?"

It looks like a kangaroo mother guarding her cubs.

"I have no objection." Xia Youjie squinted his eyes and still smiled gently, but he was looking at Shiratori when he spoke, "It's only after seeing this deity that I feel that Shiratori's filter for his brother is a bit too heavy .”

Shiratori: "?"

Gojo Satoru: "Huh—?"

Seeing for some reason, without Shiratori fully understanding, the black cat and white cat, small eyes and big eyes in front of him looked at each other and gradually sparked.

The scene was a little tense for a moment, or maybe it was...anxious.

After Wujo Wujo said "Huh—?" and was about to say the following, suddenly, there was a commotion in the distance from the department store supermarket, which was supposed to have no traffic during the lunch break.

"What happened? Was it an earthquake? How did it get so chaotic here?"

"I don't know, it's so strange. I felt a vibration for a while before, ah, the ceiling and the floor were also cracked for no reason."

"Terrorist attack? Strange, I have no memory at all. I remember that I just answered an unfamiliar number, and my consciousness was blurred after that."

"Me too……"

"Hey, kids over there, what are you doing there? Did you see anything suspicious before... Hey! Why are you running around? Come back!"

Wujo Gojo, who was very quick to respond to the stress, lifted up his back collar skillfully, and Xia Youjie, whose reaction was also not to be underestimated, immediately rushed towards the area outside the chaotic scene.

"What are you doing!? I realized that there is no [account]! Didn't you put one in advance?"

While running, Gojo Satoru cursed and accused the temporary teammates around him while staring into his blue eyes.

Hear unfamiliar nouns.

Xia Youjie: "[Account]...? What is that?"

Gojo Satoru: "Tsk, a conjurer born in Yeluzi?"

Hearing this, Xia You frowned displeased.

But I knew in my heart that the other party had no malice, and the unintentional words were just the behavior of a kid, so I didn't get very angry. I just changed the subject and reminded five things:

"Don't carry the little white bird like this, it will be uncomfortable. Put her on my back."

"Ah? Why did my sister carry it for you?"

"You're not the silkworm baby in her belly, how do you know if she's suffering or not?"

Obviously very dissatisfied, seeing that someone was about to approach, Wu Tiao Wu's long legs kicked his feet and accelerated instantly.

Just like Xia Youjie wanted to grab his cat food, he left him far behind: "I think our white bird has a very peaceful expression."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie: "Ye Luzi."

Gojo Satoru: "What did you say?"

The white cat is a little furious.

"Say you don't know how to take care of children at all," Hei Mao Mao remained calm, "You will definitely be a bad adult/father in the future."

"Huh!? Tell me one more time...! Come back to me! Return Shiratori to me!"

"Let's talk about it after we catch up (laughs)"

"What's the situation with your curse spirit? It's running super fast! Hey! Take Lao Tzu with you too!!"

"You...you still teleport? Go down and don't mess with my hair, I'm going to kick you!"

"Fuck, don't kick your face! Slap you! You bad loli seducer, abductee, criminal!"

"You are the one! Brother Yabaigui who only knows how to lie to children!"

"..."

"..."

"Boy... What a childish creature."

When I was happily lying on the soft walking magic spirit, I took out my mobile phone and recorded a small video of cats chasing and scratching each other.

Hei Yu floated with folded arms, helplessly commenting in his mind.