The ceiling of combat power is actually myself

"So this fellow—who the hell is it! ? ""

On the way to the so-called "Chanyuan home", I and the system in my brain asked the gods at the same time.

Speaking of which, the god who had been offline for quite a long time, which made me almost think that the author forgot that there was such a character, finally showed up this time, and temporarily opened up the connection between the three of us to exchange information.

It really touched me a lot.

My current situation is like... There is an Erha in my head who talks a lot about Muggles (monkeys) long and Muggles (monkeys) short. same.

But because he couldn't find a place to stay, he had to follow others obediently.

very angry.

"Well, is this guy living in the little white bird now..." the voice of the god sounded a little hesitant, and after a long time of urging from me and the system, he said weakly, "If I say she is the little white bird You, do you believe it?"

""what! ? ""

Once again, we agreed in unison in a tacit understanding, the sense of cp that the system and I have cultivated over the past few days is not covered.

"You say I'm that Erha? Are you kidding me?" I pointed to myself, feeling offended.

The system analyzes at a deeper level:

"Could it be that... in a more advanced sense of Chinese reading comprehension—'you are me, and I am you'?"

"No, no, no," God saw that we seemed to be taking it seriously, and changed his words again and again, "I was just joking."

"When is it, you old man is still not serious?" We both exploded, and the system also reminded, "Hurry up and don't be fooled, the signal at Shiratori will be cut off again later."

"Yes Yes Yes."

The god seemed to have made up his mind, and he simply planned to say it all in one breath.

He: "You know the two-faced Nuo, it's the two-faced Nuo."

Me: "Middle finger?"

System: "Pickled chicken feet with pickled peppers?"

"—"

I heard a muffled sound of hitting the table on the other side of the god.

The god rubbed his head: "Do you want to start explaining the result?"

The voice of the gods is very deadly, and then patiently gave us two little white sciences about the glorious deeds of this old man, how the awesome cursed king was resurrected in the body of a kid named Huzi after his death. crazy.

"Got it, got it, continue," the system and I chewed popcorn in our minds, "so what is the relationship between Uncle Su Nuo and that Erha?"

"To be honest, that two...cough cough, that child can also be regarded as Su Nuo in essence."

Me: "Isn't Su Nuo a man?"

This baffled me.

"Oh, that's Su Nuo's younger sister..." The god changed his words quickly.

Me & System: ?

Tactical back

"No, the wife's words explain better..."

Me & System: ? ?

Tactical Leanback 2.0

"No, that's what..."

At this time, Shenming is also like a Erha, hesitating his lines like burning his mouth.

"You should give it a good time!"

We are all dying.

"Sister. Wife!! Yes! That's the word!"

"!???"

When the breaking news came out, the system and I completely fell back to 3.0, with a tired expression on the face of the subway grandpa.

"This...isn't it good?" After a long time, I whispered to my fingers, "Jj doesn't allow this kind of thing."

But the system figured out something.

I just heard him muttering "essentially Su Nuo", "sister", "lover"...

"Adam and Eve?"

He finally asked with some uncertainty.

me: what? ?

Nice setting!

"That's right, that's right, that's right! It's that Adam and some kind of female doll," Shen Ming nodded frantically as if grabbing a breakthrough, "It's the same as the wave operation of one of my colleagues."

"—that child was created from a rib from Su Nuo's body."

And then, the time when the system and I listened to God's father telling stories about the past...

It is said that thousands of years ago, in order to please Su Nuo, the king of curses, a well-known deviant curse master deliberately picked up a few ribs dropped by the other party (System: How did he drop such things when he was fine? /Me: Osteoporosis.../ God: Don't care about such details), through spells and spells, and some heresy methods that have not been studied yet but can be judged to be very cruel, after repeated experiments, a baby girl was conceived with human beings.

Hearing this, the system and I yelled at this person at the same time, he must be a pervert!Desperate! !

I didn't feel in the mood to interrupt for a while, and continued to listen to the gods...

The curse master sacrificed the baby girl to the two-faced Su Nuo, and seemingly kindly proposed——

"Let this child accompany the adults, whether as blood relatives, lovers, or your mirror."

"Whether it's here or the other side."

Such absurd and insane behavior naturally offended the two-faced Su Nuo, who spattered the blood of the obsessed disgusting curser on the spot.

After finishing off the crazy admirer, the two-faced Su Nuo turned to look at the baby in the swaddle.

The best way is to solve it neatly. Although the nature of the two-faced Nuo is not absolutely evil, and he will not kill innocent people indiscriminately under normal circumstances, he hates being bound by foreign objects even more.

So he only hesitated for a second, then moved his hand to that thin neck.

It was just an accident that shocked him and even made him feel angry. When his hand pinched the baby's neck, the feeling of pain and suffocation multiplied by 100 times was directly transmitted to his body...

Two-faced Su Nuo finally failed to kill the child born from his ribs. Perhaps the baby's crying disturbed his nerves. He did what he regretted the most in the future, taking care of the child and keeping it by his side .

Until the baby girl grows into a girl.

The girl at the feet transformed into a slim young girl.

Me: "After... What about later?"

I asked a little cautiously.

I never thought that one day I would be curious about the follow-up development in this kind of underworld story.

"Later the girl betrayed him and ran away with a man," Shenming said in a mechanical voice, ruthlessly and quickly, as if he could not beat him at such a speed, "then the two-faced Su Nuo was annoyed by the girl he raised with his own hands." The child was killed, his body suffered a 100-fold cashback, his vitality was severely injured, and he finally died."

I:? ? ?

The system has silently revealed the blade.

"Wait, wait, this is just one of the versions I know," Shen Ming said with a strong desire to survive, "The reality may be more complicated than this, or it may be completely different. Put down the knives and bricks first."

In the subsequent development of the story, the girl was cursed by the double-faced Nuo because of love and hatred, and turned into an unconscious curse spirit.

It was not until modern times that she was awakened by a girl who possessed the [Indestructible] spell.

"The girl who possesses the [Indestructible] spell is the real master of your body, Shiratori," said the god.

Only then did I learn that the original owner also had the same tragic experience as Su Nuo's ribs.

As a warlock living in an environment full of non-warlocks, because wounds can heal quickly, and even if an arm or limb is broken, he can restore the original warlock physique.

Until a certain night when the blood-red moon rose, the girl who could no longer bear the status quo sacrificed the spell and body of [Immortal] to the rib curse spirit of Su Nuo who was awakened by her inadvertently, and would give birth to Her village was dyed bright red.

At this point in the story, the connection on Shiratori's side showed that it was cut off without warning.

The god and the system looked at each other, and they didn't know whether the other party interrupted it actively, or whether it was caused by the poor signal of the influence of the spirit or spell in the air.

"..."

"... "

In short, there was a full minute of silence before the system asked the question that had been hidden in his heart for a long time, and even he himself didn't quite believe it:

"Su Nuo's ribs, and the girl who sacrificed her body to Su Nuo's ribs, are they actually the same person? — To be more precise, are they the same soul?"

"It seems that you already know it," the god answered this time readily, "That's right, whether traveling through time and space, quantum mechanics, plus the theory of parallel worlds, causal reincarnation and coincidence—these two cursed Children are little white birds."

"No, even the little white bird's short life in this life is caused by a curse."

Another moment of silence.

After a long time, the system nodded: "Compared to the previous two lives, it's not bad. At least our bird is short-lived, but we still had a lot of fun in this different world."

His personality is also very good.

is a funny kid.

"I finally know the reason why you would rather make a system error than let her land in the main plot. Is it to avoid the revived Su Nuo?"

"Yes," the god nodded, then shook his head again, "not all of them."

I just don't want her in this life to be exposed to things that are too complicated and heavy.

"The current main story line is quite... very sharp." The god flipped through the script, and put up a "run away" sign above his head.

Thousands of years ago, she was a child with such a pure smile at that time. The god remembered that she was still a trainee god at that time, observing human affairs.

This girl will throw a tantrum because she wears her women's kimono wrongly and says "I'm all stretched by you", and she will also have a name improvised by a "white bird" in the sky Just run away with the curser who gave her name.

Two-faced Nuo was the strongest at that time.

In order to prove himself by killing the strongest, the curse master with the resurrection technique created her and played with the girl's feelings.

Two-faced Su Nuo died.

The girl with the double-faced Nuo curse will never end well in every life.

I have been watching it all the time.

So even though he knew it was against the rules, the gods pulled the cursed girl out of the infinite cycle this time.

Regardless of the consequences.

"Great," the system said, "In this life, she is a child spoiled by unreliable gods."

……

……

"This child is no longer useful to the Zenyuan family and was exiled. Our master said, since he was picked up by the Wutiao family, let you deal with it."

"Are you kidding me? Don't just throw out the uncontrollable humanoid weapon. How can you let me go back and deal with my wife like this?"

"This child only listens to Master Shier's words, even the uneducated way of speaking is the same. Now that the young master is gone, if the Wutiao family don't want to meddle in this nosy matter, they can let the child find his master by smelling the scent."

"you……"

The two servants here are still pushing the children around each other, and the carefree and silly roe deer in my head is still bragging about her skills to me arrogantly.

Sister Rib: "Mother monkey, do you know? I'm awesome. As long as I think about it, anyone who gets close to me within a certain range or gets hit by an object I touched will have to finish playing!"

"Yes, yes," I replied inwardly, "Your skills are so good, so this second it's mine."

she:"……"

After realizing that I now have the dominance of my body, she started rolling in my head angrily.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "

"Hey, don't use such a strange word, it's 'upper body', okay? Not 'upper'." I corrected.

Sister Rib is still hitting me all over the head.

"I don't care if I hate it! The perfect body that I had so hard to cheat, it's a waste of money for you, a monkey! A waste!"

I suppressed the urge to slap her on the mouth, and told her according to my temper that my name was neither "monkey" nor "hey", but my name was "white bird", and asked her what her name was.

"Is that kind of thing necessary?"

"You are pitiful."

"No...don't be sympathetic to my uncle! It's just a name, this one, I had one a long time ago, I've been asleep for too long and forgot!"

"alright."

I didn't talk any more, I just listened to the birds chirping, Wutiao and the servants of the Buddhist monastery were arguing with each other.

It seems that the information about the discord between the two companies is not false at all.

Noisy.

I squatted on the ground, thinking of the rib sister, and the original sister with a body, suddenly I was a little annoyed.

So, he kicked away a stone at his feet.

The stone with the crackling sound and sparks accurately hit an unfortunate landscape tree not far away.

Under the watchful eyes of the servants on both sides that were stuffed with copper bells, a three-meter-long adult tree was abruptly broken from the middle.

Ah, history is always surprisingly similar.

It seems that when I first arrived in the last world, I also destroyed the vegetation.

Seeing those ridiculous guys take a big step back like my brothers, I raised my chin and made a gesture of looking at the wool and wiping their necks with no expression on them.

In order to pat my buttocks without interest and stand up, I grabbed the hem of the bloody clothes that were still stained with sticky blood, and headed towards the fallen tree.

In the past, I blindly lived with the concept of "ordinary", trying to be a little transparent, not wanting to cause trouble.

Now I'm relieved.

Especially after listening to the stories of the two girls, I understand that thinking too much about "normal" and "don't cause trouble" will lead to being bullied like buns and end badly.

Those who go to TNN are ordinary, those who go to TNN don't cause trouble, I am the ceiling of combat power, I am the best, I will do it if I am upset!

Send me back and forth, push me back and forth and let me brew for so long, no one is willing to change me into clean clothes?

"..."

Hahaha!

I laughed so brightly that I broke off another tree and held it in my hand as a simple nunchuck.

Today, my uncle is going to demolish the Zenyuan family to vent his anger! !

So, carrying a tree and chasing the few people who ran away in front of me, I vigorously and miraculously pursued them with weapons obtained locally.

Afew moments later...

"Ah!! White monkey...well, what kind of monkey is it? Hey! Listen!"

After I demolished the Zenyuan house and smashed it upside down, Sister Rib, who had been silent for a long time, finally made a sound.

"Can you...cough cough, um, that is, help me find a name?"

"Yes~yes~yeah~"

I threw away the small section of weapon in my hand that had been used until there was only a tree stump left, and I smiled brightly.

Say: "Kneel down, beg, me."

The other party: "...Hey, is this guy broken?"

Dangling, it returned to the river at the beginning again.

I took a handful of water and slapped it on my face, finally calming myself down.

Just now, he let himself go and made a big fuss, which probably offended everyone with the surname Zenyuan.

Although I seem to be aware of the contractual restraint set by this Erha and that boy called Shier in my mind, I can’t kill innocent people indiscriminately (?), and I didn’t intend to attack people at the beginning, so it was a runaway a few minutes ago The feat resulted in no casualties.

After doing such a big vote, in short, this vest is no longer usable.

I have to ask the system to quickly order a new one for me... that's fine.

what.

Am I stupid.

There is no system around me anymore.

……

But I didn't feel depressed for too long, and quickly put my mind on Erha.

"By the way, you can change the appearance of this body at will, right?"

I pointed to my picture, which was obviously somewhat similar to a certain young master I met in the courtyard.

"Small, I am the king of curses! He is the strongest! As long as you give me a name..."

This heartless, silly girl is still thinking about her name.

Was this how he was tricked by the scumbag before his death?

So it is said that girls should be rich and well-off. The elder brother's head is stuffed with two plain noodles or what is going on. If he just picks a name, he will have a be behind him.

Ok, so that being the case.

"Your name is Eve."

I say.

In the end, I still gave the name of my vest to Erha. From now on, my little sister will be called "Black Feather".

Anyway, according to what she said, Master Shier from the previous Buddhist monastery also called her Ahei Ahei.

Because Heiyu expressed that she was extremely dissatisfied with Shier of the Zen Academy calling all the black cats and dogs "Ahei", and thought that it was not a "name" at all, so she approved the name I gave her.

"Well, in that case," I strike while the iron is hot, instilling wrong thoughts in her, "Since you accepted my name, then from now on you will be my Wang Jiang, you must obey me?"

I think I probably awakened some crumb attribute.

But I don't feel guilty at all.

Probably something is really broken somewhere.

After all, I heard those two underworld stories.

I'm an egoist from today on.

Great.

Hei Yuxing might really be just a child, and after getting the name, he became extremely obedient. Under my training, he got rid of the strange self-proclaimed and oral habit, and changed my face according to my request.

Sure enough, the face of the "Tianzhu" from the previous world is more suitable for me.

I recycled the photos on my phone for her reference.

In the photo is the celebration banquet that everyone held for me after I killed the ghost king.

In a neat row, everyone smiled brightly, and it also put an end to my journey of killing ghosts.

……

……

After this and that, I decided to embark on the journey of killing curse spirits and eating delicious balls all over the world with my new little friend Hei Yu.

After checking the inventory, I found that only the flute I got from Hei Si Mou was missing, and I used my memory to go back to the hole where I first encountered Mrs. Wu Tiao.

"I remember that it seems to be in this direction..."

While muttering, I rummaged through the pit.

Forget it, it's nothing important anyway.

It's just that I feel a little bit sorry for playing with a man's feelings...

Damn, I don't even know if he is tempted to worry about something here.

Regardless, if you lose it, you lose it.

"Looking for this?"

The familiar dragonfly-patterned kimono cuffs, and the slender hand holding the handmade bamboo flute.

"Thanks……"

"…what."

Why!

Why is there no sound when this person approaches?

Is he a cat? ?

"What are you running for?"

Ah, the collar is caught.

I was carried back like a cat by the white cat that killed me halfway.

he is so tall...

If I had known that Kuroba would change my age, size and face.

Damn it, the guy who takes the girl away is scum, I want to emphasize it again.

"Is it a technique that can change the appearance? Hey——It's really interesting~"

The boy looked at Shiratori with a seemingly friendly expression and a smile.

The gently drooping eyelashes are like icing sugar, snow white and beautiful.

Shiratori looked a little dazed, and then entered the state of boundless space, forgetting to struggle and flutter for a while.

No way, she just has no resistance to cats.

Boys are too much like cats.

Seeing the cat boy who was holding him up, with his free hand, he stretched out his index finger and poked the girl's slightly baby-fat cheek lightly and lightly.

Probably because he felt that the touch from his fingertips resembled his favorite creme brulee on weekdays, his blue pupils lit up, and his smile became more drifting and dazzling...

well.At this time, Shiratori felt a lot of emotion in his heart.

——One more thing, boys who touch a girl's face without permission are all scum.

Except for beautiful cats.