"Is this what you said, the ghost who overcame the sun?"
Facing the questioning gaze cast by Guiwu Tsuji, Heishai Mou pulled an arm and sleeve out of the girl's arms, and pushed the latter who was sticking to him as if growing on him.
"Hello, my lord~ My little girl's name is Hei Yu, and she is the wife appointed by Your Excellency Heisei Mou."
I didn't hesitate to smirk and talk to the ghost king who was right in front of me, and I made an elegant salute with a slight lift of the skirt, which was very suitable for people.
Western style.
Oni Wu Tsuji glanced at me dispensably with red eyes, and asked casually whether there were ghosts in the West.
well.
I knew he was fooled.
The purpose of such a pretentious way of greeting is to make him feel that I am not a local ghost.
In addition, the facial features of the vest are already very confusing, with a deep outline, a straight nose, and big cute eyes. At a glance, you can tell that you are not a neon person at all.
It is almost easy for Oni Wu Tsuji to establish an initial impression. I believe that I am a foreign ghost clan that does not belong to his control.
It's this effect.
With this good start, the next thing will be easy to handle.
I began to describe to Onimai Tsuji Mumi the situation about the ghost clan on the western territory that he didn't know.
Of course, neither for reference, nor real, all nonsense.
After all, that's what I'm best at.
"It's similar to the situation here. In my hometown, there is also a ghost king who leads all the ghosts under his command." Like the Virgin Mary, she clasped her hands together and placed them on her chest. My face was full of fascination, "Then This adult has short golden hair, intoxicating eyes that are as red as wine, eight-pack chest and ten-pack abdominal muscles, and likes to dress up like a Cleopatra in a mansion that cannot afford electricity bills, and occasionally wears a heart shape The accessories are our supreme - kono, Dior SAMA!~"
Seeing that my words were full of emotion and sounded like that, and that Ghost Mai Tsuji asked me a few more questions, I appropriated the setting and background of a well-known anime and responded fluently. He looked like It also completely dispelled my doubts.
After popularizing JOJO's complete set of world views... Ah no, after introducing the status quo of the ghost world in my hometown, it's time to show my true strength.
As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. I can't believe it just because I say that I am not afraid of the sun and that the boss didn't see it with his own eyes. The next thing to do is of course to wait until the night passes. , the sun comes out, and then I, the protagonist of the main event, will stand under the sun to prove it.
So during the waiting period before this, I was taken to Huajie by two ghosts.
It is estimated that the trusted ghost he arranged here will have a place to hide even at dawn, and can observe and test my light-resistant physique with his own eyes from a long distance.
After handing me over to the boss, Hei Si Mou was sent away, and before I left, I naturally felt inseparable from this man because of my professionalism as an actor.
I was also a little surprised that this time, when facing my little brown candy pendant, I was always as indifferent as one of the winding strings of the untouchable moon hanging high in the sky. He gave me a complicated look.
Even taking advantage of Wu Mi's conversation with a beautiful geisha called out by the old bustard, he quickly stuffed a small flute that slipped out of the cuff into my hand.
I:?
I was stunned for a second, and then I remembered that once I accidentally saw Hei Si Mou carrying an old flute wrapped in a naughty little floral cloth, and begged him to treat it as a promise of love. Give me a token.
Of course, I just said it casually and didn't really want it, and it's still such a small toy that has no aesthetic feeling and looks like a child at the handicap stage.
It's just that I'm a little surprised that it's such a worthless or even ugly little flute, but Hei Si Mou is a treasure.
I was all curious at the time, and I coaxed Heishimou to tell the story behind this flute.
He said it was something he had scratched out of boredom when he was a child.
Whenever the flute is played, the annoying dogs outside the yard will be scared away by the ugly sound of the flute.
"That's it?"
At that time, I had an expression of "You are such a person without a story", and I didn't see the indescribable expression of "Grandpa Subway" on the face of the system on the side.
He also said: "Your Excellency Hei Si Mou also hates dogs."
A certain bandage suicidal maniac is also annoying.
"and also……?"
He caught the word very keenly, and frowned slightly, as if he was a little unhappy.
But I didn't care too much, he always seemed so unhappy.
I am not happy if I am not good at sword practice, I am not happy when I come, and I am not happy if I have to leave.
Ah, speaking of which, it just so happens that my character design is brainless.
Hei Yu and Hei Si Mou are thoughtless and unhappy, they are a good match.
I'm really a little genius who pinches CP hahaha.
After being complained about being crazy by the system, I seemed to be half curious and half adhering to the principle of not being cold when I asked:
"And then, where did that dog go?"
I regretted it after asking.
The other party is a ghost, at least a hundred or hundreds of years old.
The dogs of other people's kid days must be in the dirt now.
if not?Become a dog spirit?
"I got lost... I can't go back..."
But who knows that he didn't bother to talk to me, and instead answered me well.
"This also... makes no sense..."
It also looked very sad.
It made me wonder for a moment whether he hated that dog, or felt at a loss about not having to be threatened by that fierce dog anymore.
M... M?
In short, after hearing such a wonderful story, I started a new round of soft grinding and hard foaming on the grounds that "Since Your Excellency Hei Si Mou can cut a flute for a dog, you can also make one for me".
But in the end, he couldn't get what he wanted, which shows how much this sword brain doesn't know how to please a little girl.
System: Fuck you, can that be a little girl?
System: You are something that takes advantage of men's feelings, you eunuch.
I:? ? ?
Me: Does he have feelings?He is a big pig's hoof with no emotion!You can see that the way he wipes the sword is gentler than when he looks at me.
Time goes back to the present.
He looked at the flute in his hand that seemed to have been sharpened not long ago, and then looked up at the tall ghost clan that turned from black to red...
This guy is so nice to me suddenly, I don't know how to act as a dog-licking character.
But on the surface, he still smiled and raised his head to his "sweetheart" and said, "Wow, I'm so happy, did His Excellency Heisei Mou specially make it for me? Xiaoyu likes it so much!"
With the silly and sweet smile of the heroine of the ancient romance who is ignorant of the world.
perfect.
Calm down from the initial surprise, and think about it carefully, the possible reason for this ghost's sudden change of attitude towards me can only be "that".
Probably Hei Si Mou had already guessed that after being confirmed by the boss that "Hei Yu is really a ghost with no photophobia", I would be swallowed immediately (that is, absorbed by Wu Mi Kill).
So out of sympathy, he fulfilled my wish during his lifetime and gave me the flute so that I could go on the road with peace of mind.
Well, think about it this way, this ghost is not really so hard-hearted... Maybe.
……(think carefully)
... (with a little analysis)
Well, he is still quite emotional.
After parting from Hei Shimou, I was thrown by Oni Wu Tsuji to a girl named Warahime to wait for dawn, and I was even taken to take a bath and changed clothes, and was pressed on the tatami to put on makeup.
I:? ? ?
Rao was also confused by me.
Taking a bath and changing clothes, I can barely understand it as the crumbs. The boss pays attention to washing and eating before eating so as not to spoil his stomach. What kind of operation is this makeup? Is it possible that the ghost king has a hobby of eating people and staining rouge?
Just when I wanted to raise my hand tentatively, and weakly asked the young lady in front of me, who looked fierce at first glance, what happened, the other party wrinkled her eyebrows angrily and pressed her arm tightly.
"Don't move, don't you see that I'm still doing it?"
Alas, it was quite fierce.
If it weren't for your good looks, I would have drawn my sword a long time ago.
"Although, but," I pouted and let her face be at the mercy of me, "I still want to ask, is that what that lord meant?"
I have to say I'm really curious.
It's also quite embarrassing.
I still asked.
"No, it's my personal wish."
Fern Ji glanced at me, as if the work was finished, and handed the mirror in front of me.
"Well, it's pretty nice."
I looked at the monster with a big white face in the mirror, and praised it duplicity.
But I can't appreciate it.
"It's a pity that you don't change this face once." She folded her arms and looked at me with the eyes of appreciating handicrafts. "I will regret it for a long time if I miss it."
have to.
Dare to feel that you all think I'm going to hang up.
Afterwards we chatted some more, and she seemed to think that we were in harmony unilaterally, and she even summoned her brother out of her head and said hello to me when the chat got excited.
If it weren't for the [High Energy Ahead] barrage prompt given by the system, I'd be really scared and draw my sword.
When the time was almost up, I got up and thanked Fern Ji.
She sent me all the way to the door of the easternmost compartment of Ghost Mai Tsuji's room. Her neatly manicured nails caught a stray strand of hair and put it back into the hairpin for me.
"go in."
She was also the one who pulled the sliding door. After pushing me lightly, she hugged me as if to comfort me before leaving.
I was so tormented that night that I lost my temper. It wasn't until I looked up and saw the sun that had fully risen outside through the window of the cubicle that I felt that I was finally liberated.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw Onimai Tsuji Wumi sitting dignifiedly on the tatami mat farthest from the window, making sure that no light was shining on it. It was quite funny to watch.
"too slow."
Oni Wu Tsuji glanced at me indifferently, and motioned for me to go to the window to bask in the sun.
I didn't hesitate, and without stopping, I just stood in a place in the room where the sun could shine, and walked around in a circle, trying to get an even sun exposure.
Looking at the girl of the ghost clan who was bathing in the sun with no burden in front of her, Oni Wu Tsuji smiled bitterly.
First, the corners of her lips were raised, her eyes narrowed slightly, and a laugh escaped her throat.
Afterwards, as if he couldn't restrain himself anymore, the pupils of his eyes dilated, his canine teeth were exposed, and he laughed uncontrollably with his head raised.
"Hahahahahahahahaha! Finally... finally found it!!!"
Behind the screen that blocked the view, the old bustard and her man flashed out.
The man controlled the girl with one hand, and brought the girl tremblingly in front of Onimai Tsuji, who was still laughing wildly, anxiously waiting for the next instruction.
The woman, on the other hand, closed the window that let in the sun with deliberately thickened shutters as she had been asked in advance.
The whole room suddenly became pitch black.
"As long as I can absorb you - I can successfully overcome the sun!"
The ghost claw stretched forward.
The extraordinary excitement made the ghost king completely oblivious to the obvious change in the girl's expression in front of him.
The original innocence and harmlessness completely disappeared, replaced by an expressionless face with "caring and loving" written in his eyes.
Me: I can't install the system anymore.
System: Thank you for being able to endure for so long in order to completely eradicate the weeds.
Almost at the same time as the voice in my heart and the system, I released shock bombs from all over my body and walked towards the humans present. The Japanese sword in the bell space fell out, and my foot crushed the wriggling thing on the floor that stretched from the hem of the Onimai Tsujimi Misai kimono. Sticky tentacles that came out.
Breathing of the system * I don't know what type * Slime's bondage-activate!
Taking advantage of the fact that someone was still unable to react, I summoned a huge slime that could make a human into an amber specimen, and swallowed the current ghost king in one gulp.
And then……
"Go away!"
Throw the transparent slime, together with the immobile Onimai Tsuji, out of the sunny window.
The light of righteousness shone on that frozen smile.
Me: girl———
System: [Ghost Dance Tsuji has no misfortune, burns, severe burns, sizzling, can't get up again]
System: [Ghost Slayer Chapter*End for now]
Facing the questioning gaze cast by Guiwu Tsuji, Heishai Mou pulled an arm and sleeve out of the girl's arms, and pushed the latter who was sticking to him as if growing on him.
"Hello, my lord~ My little girl's name is Hei Yu, and she is the wife appointed by Your Excellency Heisei Mou."
I didn't hesitate to smirk and talk to the ghost king who was right in front of me, and I made an elegant salute with a slight lift of the skirt, which was very suitable for people.
Western style.
Oni Wu Tsuji glanced at me dispensably with red eyes, and asked casually whether there were ghosts in the West.
well.
I knew he was fooled.
The purpose of such a pretentious way of greeting is to make him feel that I am not a local ghost.
In addition, the facial features of the vest are already very confusing, with a deep outline, a straight nose, and big cute eyes. At a glance, you can tell that you are not a neon person at all.
It is almost easy for Oni Wu Tsuji to establish an initial impression. I believe that I am a foreign ghost clan that does not belong to his control.
It's this effect.
With this good start, the next thing will be easy to handle.
I began to describe to Onimai Tsuji Mumi the situation about the ghost clan on the western territory that he didn't know.
Of course, neither for reference, nor real, all nonsense.
After all, that's what I'm best at.
"It's similar to the situation here. In my hometown, there is also a ghost king who leads all the ghosts under his command." Like the Virgin Mary, she clasped her hands together and placed them on her chest. My face was full of fascination, "Then This adult has short golden hair, intoxicating eyes that are as red as wine, eight-pack chest and ten-pack abdominal muscles, and likes to dress up like a Cleopatra in a mansion that cannot afford electricity bills, and occasionally wears a heart shape The accessories are our supreme - kono, Dior SAMA!~"
Seeing that my words were full of emotion and sounded like that, and that Ghost Mai Tsuji asked me a few more questions, I appropriated the setting and background of a well-known anime and responded fluently. He looked like It also completely dispelled my doubts.
After popularizing JOJO's complete set of world views... Ah no, after introducing the status quo of the ghost world in my hometown, it's time to show my true strength.
As the saying goes, practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. I can't believe it just because I say that I am not afraid of the sun and that the boss didn't see it with his own eyes. The next thing to do is of course to wait until the night passes. , the sun comes out, and then I, the protagonist of the main event, will stand under the sun to prove it.
So during the waiting period before this, I was taken to Huajie by two ghosts.
It is estimated that the trusted ghost he arranged here will have a place to hide even at dawn, and can observe and test my light-resistant physique with his own eyes from a long distance.
After handing me over to the boss, Hei Si Mou was sent away, and before I left, I naturally felt inseparable from this man because of my professionalism as an actor.
I was also a little surprised that this time, when facing my little brown candy pendant, I was always as indifferent as one of the winding strings of the untouchable moon hanging high in the sky. He gave me a complicated look.
Even taking advantage of Wu Mi's conversation with a beautiful geisha called out by the old bustard, he quickly stuffed a small flute that slipped out of the cuff into my hand.
I:?
I was stunned for a second, and then I remembered that once I accidentally saw Hei Si Mou carrying an old flute wrapped in a naughty little floral cloth, and begged him to treat it as a promise of love. Give me a token.
Of course, I just said it casually and didn't really want it, and it's still such a small toy that has no aesthetic feeling and looks like a child at the handicap stage.
It's just that I'm a little surprised that it's such a worthless or even ugly little flute, but Hei Si Mou is a treasure.
I was all curious at the time, and I coaxed Heishimou to tell the story behind this flute.
He said it was something he had scratched out of boredom when he was a child.
Whenever the flute is played, the annoying dogs outside the yard will be scared away by the ugly sound of the flute.
"That's it?"
At that time, I had an expression of "You are such a person without a story", and I didn't see the indescribable expression of "Grandpa Subway" on the face of the system on the side.
He also said: "Your Excellency Hei Si Mou also hates dogs."
A certain bandage suicidal maniac is also annoying.
"and also……?"
He caught the word very keenly, and frowned slightly, as if he was a little unhappy.
But I didn't care too much, he always seemed so unhappy.
I am not happy if I am not good at sword practice, I am not happy when I come, and I am not happy if I have to leave.
Ah, speaking of which, it just so happens that my character design is brainless.
Hei Yu and Hei Si Mou are thoughtless and unhappy, they are a good match.
I'm really a little genius who pinches CP hahaha.
After being complained about being crazy by the system, I seemed to be half curious and half adhering to the principle of not being cold when I asked:
"And then, where did that dog go?"
I regretted it after asking.
The other party is a ghost, at least a hundred or hundreds of years old.
The dogs of other people's kid days must be in the dirt now.
if not?Become a dog spirit?
"I got lost... I can't go back..."
But who knows that he didn't bother to talk to me, and instead answered me well.
"This also... makes no sense..."
It also looked very sad.
It made me wonder for a moment whether he hated that dog, or felt at a loss about not having to be threatened by that fierce dog anymore.
M... M?
In short, after hearing such a wonderful story, I started a new round of soft grinding and hard foaming on the grounds that "Since Your Excellency Hei Si Mou can cut a flute for a dog, you can also make one for me".
But in the end, he couldn't get what he wanted, which shows how much this sword brain doesn't know how to please a little girl.
System: Fuck you, can that be a little girl?
System: You are something that takes advantage of men's feelings, you eunuch.
I:? ? ?
Me: Does he have feelings?He is a big pig's hoof with no emotion!You can see that the way he wipes the sword is gentler than when he looks at me.
Time goes back to the present.
He looked at the flute in his hand that seemed to have been sharpened not long ago, and then looked up at the tall ghost clan that turned from black to red...
This guy is so nice to me suddenly, I don't know how to act as a dog-licking character.
But on the surface, he still smiled and raised his head to his "sweetheart" and said, "Wow, I'm so happy, did His Excellency Heisei Mou specially make it for me? Xiaoyu likes it so much!"
With the silly and sweet smile of the heroine of the ancient romance who is ignorant of the world.
perfect.
Calm down from the initial surprise, and think about it carefully, the possible reason for this ghost's sudden change of attitude towards me can only be "that".
Probably Hei Si Mou had already guessed that after being confirmed by the boss that "Hei Yu is really a ghost with no photophobia", I would be swallowed immediately (that is, absorbed by Wu Mi Kill).
So out of sympathy, he fulfilled my wish during his lifetime and gave me the flute so that I could go on the road with peace of mind.
Well, think about it this way, this ghost is not really so hard-hearted... Maybe.
……(think carefully)
... (with a little analysis)
Well, he is still quite emotional.
After parting from Hei Shimou, I was thrown by Oni Wu Tsuji to a girl named Warahime to wait for dawn, and I was even taken to take a bath and changed clothes, and was pressed on the tatami to put on makeup.
I:? ? ?
Rao was also confused by me.
Taking a bath and changing clothes, I can barely understand it as the crumbs. The boss pays attention to washing and eating before eating so as not to spoil his stomach. What kind of operation is this makeup? Is it possible that the ghost king has a hobby of eating people and staining rouge?
Just when I wanted to raise my hand tentatively, and weakly asked the young lady in front of me, who looked fierce at first glance, what happened, the other party wrinkled her eyebrows angrily and pressed her arm tightly.
"Don't move, don't you see that I'm still doing it?"
Alas, it was quite fierce.
If it weren't for your good looks, I would have drawn my sword a long time ago.
"Although, but," I pouted and let her face be at the mercy of me, "I still want to ask, is that what that lord meant?"
I have to say I'm really curious.
It's also quite embarrassing.
I still asked.
"No, it's my personal wish."
Fern Ji glanced at me, as if the work was finished, and handed the mirror in front of me.
"Well, it's pretty nice."
I looked at the monster with a big white face in the mirror, and praised it duplicity.
But I can't appreciate it.
"It's a pity that you don't change this face once." She folded her arms and looked at me with the eyes of appreciating handicrafts. "I will regret it for a long time if I miss it."
have to.
Dare to feel that you all think I'm going to hang up.
Afterwards we chatted some more, and she seemed to think that we were in harmony unilaterally, and she even summoned her brother out of her head and said hello to me when the chat got excited.
If it weren't for the [High Energy Ahead] barrage prompt given by the system, I'd be really scared and draw my sword.
When the time was almost up, I got up and thanked Fern Ji.
She sent me all the way to the door of the easternmost compartment of Ghost Mai Tsuji's room. Her neatly manicured nails caught a stray strand of hair and put it back into the hairpin for me.
"go in."
She was also the one who pulled the sliding door. After pushing me lightly, she hugged me as if to comfort me before leaving.
I was so tormented that night that I lost my temper. It wasn't until I looked up and saw the sun that had fully risen outside through the window of the cubicle that I felt that I was finally liberated.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw Onimai Tsuji Wumi sitting dignifiedly on the tatami mat farthest from the window, making sure that no light was shining on it. It was quite funny to watch.
"too slow."
Oni Wu Tsuji glanced at me indifferently, and motioned for me to go to the window to bask in the sun.
I didn't hesitate, and without stopping, I just stood in a place in the room where the sun could shine, and walked around in a circle, trying to get an even sun exposure.
Looking at the girl of the ghost clan who was bathing in the sun with no burden in front of her, Oni Wu Tsuji smiled bitterly.
First, the corners of her lips were raised, her eyes narrowed slightly, and a laugh escaped her throat.
Afterwards, as if he couldn't restrain himself anymore, the pupils of his eyes dilated, his canine teeth were exposed, and he laughed uncontrollably with his head raised.
"Hahahahahahahahaha! Finally... finally found it!!!"
Behind the screen that blocked the view, the old bustard and her man flashed out.
The man controlled the girl with one hand, and brought the girl tremblingly in front of Onimai Tsuji, who was still laughing wildly, anxiously waiting for the next instruction.
The woman, on the other hand, closed the window that let in the sun with deliberately thickened shutters as she had been asked in advance.
The whole room suddenly became pitch black.
"As long as I can absorb you - I can successfully overcome the sun!"
The ghost claw stretched forward.
The extraordinary excitement made the ghost king completely oblivious to the obvious change in the girl's expression in front of him.
The original innocence and harmlessness completely disappeared, replaced by an expressionless face with "caring and loving" written in his eyes.
Me: I can't install the system anymore.
System: Thank you for being able to endure for so long in order to completely eradicate the weeds.
Almost at the same time as the voice in my heart and the system, I released shock bombs from all over my body and walked towards the humans present. The Japanese sword in the bell space fell out, and my foot crushed the wriggling thing on the floor that stretched from the hem of the Onimai Tsujimi Misai kimono. Sticky tentacles that came out.
Breathing of the system * I don't know what type * Slime's bondage-activate!
Taking advantage of the fact that someone was still unable to react, I summoned a huge slime that could make a human into an amber specimen, and swallowed the current ghost king in one gulp.
And then……
"Go away!"
Throw the transparent slime, together with the immobile Onimai Tsuji, out of the sunny window.
The light of righteousness shone on that frozen smile.
Me: girl———
System: [Ghost Dance Tsuji has no misfortune, burns, severe burns, sizzling, can't get up again]
System: [Ghost Slayer Chapter*End for now]
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