With the good-for-nothing beauty

Xu Basui had a bizarre dream. Everything in the past was like a picture scroll, too beautiful to behold.But there are also some strange scenes in the dream

He dreamed that the Demon Realm would become a Taoyuan Township comparable to the Immortal Realm, so rich that he would dig out treasures and eat to become a big fat man.The people he cares about are all well, the past and the present are both happy and noisy.

And he... had his ideal Taoist companion.

The man was picking fruits for him under the fiery red pomegranate tree full of flowers, Xu Basui happily stepped forward to make a sneak attack, but was suddenly hit by the falling pomegranate fruit.

"Basui, are you alright?"

Following the man's smile, Xu Basui suddenly opened his eyes, awakened by the dream.

In reality, the person is on the cold jade couch. The single bed is not spacious enough. He is lying on another person, with an inexplicable posture/arhat.

Xu Basui raised his eyes and saw Zhou Jin's suffocating face. He closed his eyes heavily, and there were very fine mist beads hanging on his eyelashes.

Zhou Jin used him as a human-shaped pillow, and his embrace was cold, comfortable and cozy.

Xu Basui was in a daze for a while, patted his head to wake up, and quickly got up to check whether his clothes were neat or not.

It's okay, it's okay, the red clothes are on, so I didn't have sex this time.

Zhou Jin's action of waking him up woke him up, picturesque eyebrows twitched, his hands clenched his empty arms tightly, and he woke up instantly.

In the drowsy sunlight, Mozun put on the bedside and said aggressively: "You climbed on my bed again?!"

Zhou Jin was happy in his heart, but put on an aggrieved expression: "Really not, it was the Demon Lord who pulled me last night."

"I last night..." Xu Basui thought about it for a while, but felt that his head was heavy due to the hangover, and he didn't know what careless things he had done in his drunkenness, so he had to shut up resentfully.

He got off the cold jade couch, recklessly teleported to the table to drink water, and suddenly heard the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground behind him——Zhou Jin fell from the couch to the ice, and he was about to freeze.

Xu Basui flashed back in a daze and picked him up. The moment his body touched, all the condensed frost on Zhou Jin's body melted.

Zhou Jin raised his hand with difficulty to wipe off the unresolved frost on his face, and suddenly woke up from the dream: "Sorry."

He looked down and saw that the hair hanging in front of him was condensed with hoarfrost, and he remembered it belatedly.It has been exactly one month since his last ice curse.

Xu Basui dragged him to the nearest cold jade couch and sat down, clasping his hands with both hands, sensing the biting ice flow in his dry spiritual veins, and immediately injected boiling spiritual power into Zhou Jin.It's just that this person has no spiritual core, such a method is not a long-term solution after all.

Zhou Jin bent over and leaned against him and whispered repeatedly: "Sorry."

"Shut up, I don't want to listen." Xu Basui had a straight face, but he was a little annoyed.

The two of them were locked up underground for fourteen days. Zhou Jin was either in his spiritual power circle or inside his body. After dealing with the raging fire, the ice curse on his body was barely offset.He has been doing well, calm and calm most of the time, and still has the energy to bully him, which made Xu Basui forget the most important point just now.

This is Nanke Pavilion in the Ice Cave, and Zhou Jin can't be too far away from him.Stay away, the little black flower will freeze into a little ice flower.

Zhou Jin was ironing him, the white clothes were still open, and the slightly parted lips and teeth exhaled a misty cold air.

"Unlucky thing." Xu Basui frowned, wondering why he became so chilly, "Put on your clothes and go out of Nanke Pavilion."

Zhou Jin pretended not to be able to lift his hand: "My arm is numb. I slept with the demon king last night, so I won't be able to lift it up."

Xu Basui was wronged, so he had to bend down to pack him.He held Zhou Jin's open arms, saw a red mark on his chest, guessed it was pasted by himself, and pretended to be serious with a sullen face.

Zhou Jin squinted his eyes comfortably, like a big cat waiting to be licked, watching Mozun solemnly close his belt, his fingertips trembling inadvertently.

At this moment, Mo Zun looked like a shy little daughter-in-law.

"Okay, okay." Xu Basui straightened his clothes, looking around shyly, "Where's my robe?"

He stood up to look for him, but he was hugged as soon as he stood up straight.

"Hey you--"

Zhou Jin circled him from behind, with his forehead pressed against his back, with an indescribable admiration.

"Mozun, it has been a month since I came to the Demon Realm."

Xu Basui's body was stiff, and he was in a daze: "So fast?"

Zhou Jin tightened his slender waist, and suddenly pulled him back with all his strength, and pulled Mo Zun back to sit on his lap.He hugged him tightly, leaning his head on Xu Basui's shoulder and rubbing his ears, his tone only sounded affectionate, without any trace of worry: "It should be a full moon tonight."

Xu Basui didn't know what happened to the full moon, he let Zhou Jin hug him tightly without any resistance, and let him rub himself like a snow leopard licking a cub, his mind was a little confused.

He thought, oh, the time is up, I seem to have to return Zhou Baiyuan to Saturday.

"I have an unfeeling request. Tonight, I want to talk to the Demon Lord..."

What Zhou Jin said softly, Xu Basui didn't hear clearly in a daze, he just broke away from him, stood up, spun around in front of Hanyu's bed, and asked in a daze, "Where is my robe?"

He was like a kitten that lost its cat teaser, Zhou Jin laughed, took the black robe that was placed on the cold jade couch, got up and spread it around him: "Here."

Xu Basui lowered his head, Zhou Jin put on the evil ghost robe around him, and rubbed his head: "Bai Yuan is here too."

He froze: "Oh."

Zhou Jin dressed him up, turned his head and kissed his earrings, and saw with his own eyes that Mozun's ears flushed.

"Going out." Xu Basui stammered and turned around, took a few steps with the same hands and feet, and then turned back suddenly to confirm that Zhou Jin was behind him.

The door of Nanke Pavilion opened, and the heavy rain outside the house rushed towards him. He raised his hand and knocked from the void, the wind and rain bounced back, and the ground rolled like a water dragon.

Xu Basui's eyes widened a bit: "Heavy rain."

Zhou Jin narrowed his eyes: "It's cold just looking at it."

Hearing this, he stretched out his hand to grab Xiao Hei Hua's hand, pretending to be angry: "It rains very rarely in the Devil Realm, it only happens once a year, you guys are talking about spoiling the fun."

Zhou Jin's heart was pounding, his fingers quietly hooked him, and he couldn't hide his smile: "It's my stupidity, it's my fault."

Xu Basui held him with one hand, and clasped his fingers with the other to create a barrier to protect him from the rain, when there was a burst of yelling in front of the door.He looked up and saw a group of magicians rushing over with their trouser legs arm in arm, wading in the rain.

The mood turned bright in an instant, so Xu Basui took Xiao Heihua behind him and went out.

"Not with the others?"

"No product, I disdain."

Xu Basui pulled it back and said, it's not that he didn't want to, it's just that there are more important things in his hand that have been covered.

It's not that Zhou Jin can't see it. On the one hand, he feels guilty, but on the other hand, he can't get enough of it.

They walked all the way to the Hall of Eight Diagrams. There was a transparent barrier above and around their heads, and the heavy rain couldn't pour in, but it always made people suspicious of being drowned.Xu Basui stepped on the rainwater on the ground, watching the splashing water beside the black boots, and walked lightly.

When we arrived at the Bagua Hall, the guardians in front of the hall were also wading in the water.

Xiaoji showed off her natal artifact, a beautiful big pink umbrella. She held the big umbrella childishly and kept spinning in the rain, and the rain splashed on Xiao Sa's long knife not far away.Xiao Sa scrubbed the cold long knife in the rain, and Xiao Jiu, whose short hair was tied in the back of his head, dripped down, like a curly dog's tail grass, which was incompatible with his cold temperament.

Xiao La happily washed his hands covered with faint dark lines in the rain, and Xiao Bu touched his bald head under the heavy rain, and couldn't help saying: "I wonder if some hair will grow out?"

Xiao La immediately slapped the eggplant like frost: "Oh, brother, I'm sorry, if I hadn't touched yours when I was a child..."

"Hey!" Xiao Bu waved his big hand, using his spiritual power to roll up the heavy rain and rush towards the boy, throwing Xiao La who was caught off guard.

Zhengtai sat on the ground and wiped her face, her bald head circled around him, like a human-shaped watering can, watering Zhengtai's grass on the ground non-stop.

Even Ze Hou was playing with the rain, he stood in the rain and opened his fan, sometimes he fanned the fan horizontally in front of his eyes, sometimes he waved his hand to fan the rain, his black robe was drenched, his eyes squinted and he looked very handsome with a smile on his face.

Han Tian, ​​who is the most conservative, sat on the steps of the palace gate, half of his body was hidden in the shelter of the corner of the eaves, and he stepped on his left foot and his right foot in an orderly manner.

Ze Hou came to pull him, he shook his head: "I'm tired, I don't want to play anymore."

Zehou lifted up his clothes and sat down with him, touching his left foot and his right foot.

Xu Basui tightened his grip on Zhou Jin and hurried over to greet everyone. All the demon cultivators warmly welcomed him, and they used their spiritual power to show their magical powers, causing rain from all directions to pour on him.Mozun stopped in front of Zhou Jin, laughing happily.

In the end, he was also drowned, but Zhou Jin was still dry and refreshed.

"It's alright, it's alright, stop playing, you're not stupid." Xu Basui waved his hands and stepped into the Hall of Bagua, with water dripping all over his body, and the corners of his lips were about to reach his temples, "It's raining well hahaha..."

As soon as he stepped into the Eight Diagrams Hall, he raised his eyes and saw that his body froze.Not only Mozun, but also the other protectors were shocked, and the heart demon seal between the eyebrows was drawn into six exclamation marks: "!"

Zhou Jin raised his eyes and saw a man in black robe standing in front of the Demon Lord on the high platform. The ghost statues on the black walls in all directions were not as powerful as the pressure he brought alone.

It was the rain that came last night, and the gloomy Mozun's uncle Xu knows all about it.

Taotie Toubao sat motionless halfway behind him, and his small back revealed a majestic and beastly aura, as if he was about to follow that man out to fight in the next second.

"Little...Uncle?" Xu Basui felt as if he was in a dream, staring blankly at the straight and tall figure standing there, both happy and sad.He let go of Zhou Jin's hand and stepped forward. Halfway through the run, he felt like an idiot, and teleported to the high platform with his fingers.

"Uncle! Are you back?"

The man turned around. Even though he had returned to his original home and faced the person with the closest blood, his black robe and hood were still on, and most of his face was in the shadows.The real face is covered by a blindfold, and it looks ordinary, but it is not.

Xu Basui had seen his true face. Burns and other scars covered his handsome face, leaving only traces of disaster.

Xu Jiezhi stood there for some time, then turned to face Xu Basui, and gave a flat "hmm".

"Don't make a sound when you come back!" Xu Basui laughed and was angry, "You just arrived? It was my birthday yesterday, why didn't you come earlier?"

Xu Jiezhi didn't answer, and turned to look at the high platform. The six guardians immediately knelt down on one knee and saluted: "This subordinate has seen the Demon Lord."

Zhou Jin didn't kneel, but bent down and bowed.

"Who is he."

Xu Basui was a little nervous for a moment, pretending to be relaxed and said: "Is that clothes as white as a cabbage? I picked him up as a coolie, so he should be treated as a doormat if he has nothing to do."

Xu Jiezhi lightly clasped the hilt of the sword pinned to his waist, and the Taotie Po Bao behind him suddenly grew in size, leaped off the high platform, opened his mouth wide and grabbed the back of Zhou Jin's neck, and jumped onto the high platform in three steps, throwing him Throw it in front of the Demon Lord.

This action is as neat as a three-step layup.

The confused Zhou Jin: "..."

Fortunately, he didn't fall to pieces, the Mozun teleported to him and caught him, bulging into a puffer fish: "Uncle, what are you doing?"

Xu Jiezhi looked at Zhou Jin: "I've never seen you in the Demon Realm, your native place."

Zhou Jin settled down: "The Canglan Sect of the Immortal Realm."

Xu Jiezhi looked at Xu Basui: "The passage to the outside of the Demon Realm has been blocked by the Zhensheng Sword, did you go out and pick it up?"

"Funny, you seem to know every cub in the demon world, and I haven't seen you come back for long." Xu Basui laughed first, "Yes, I ran to the fairy world to pick it up. Zhenshengjian closed the passage, no It means I can't pry the barrier open."

"Why are you going out?"

"It's boring." He smiled confidently, "Weicheng calculated the day of the meteorite rain. If it's nothing, I like to go out and have a look, to spy on the enemies in the fairy world, what?"

All the people in the hall were his own family, and the heavy rain outside the hall made the voice low and soft, so Xu Basui wiped the raindrops from his face, and opened his mouth like a cannonball: "Uncle, when you can control me, keep me alone." , It’s a bit late to take care of it now, and my son is getting older, so it’s useless to choke on fire as soon as you come back. I know you care about me after all, but don’t be so rude, ask me something, what prestige is it?”

Xu Jiezhi was neither salty nor dull: "Smelly temper, just like your father."

"Tch, he has a good temper." Xu Basui vented his nostrils, and then laughed, "It's better to be a uncle, otherwise I wouldn't be a bachelor until now."

The Dharma protectors in the audience tacitly looked up at the sky or whistled.

"It's a nice day today."

"It's raining well."

"It's time to go for a walk again."

"Isn't it?"

These few people finished talking like a joke, and filed out.

The demon king comes and goes invisible, and usually only looks at the demon king and the young city master when he returns home.Weicheng's side is alright, when he sees Mozun, he will choke on fire within a few words.Everyone was very conscious, and hurriedly withdrew from the battlefield, away from the Xu family.

As for the unlucky Zhou Baiyuan...

The lover needs to get his own pocket and hand it over to the Lord.

Seeing the guardians walking away, Xu Jiezhi relaxed and tilted his head with his hands behind his back, and said indifferently: "Oh, that's true, not as good as your father and son."

"That must be, who is like you." Xu Basui choked when he opened his mouth.

The uncle on the opposite side immediately changed his face: "You really aren't a bachelor anymore?"

Xu Basui was at a loss for words: "..."

He pointed at Zhou Jin, and made a series of combos: "You, a demon, are involved with such a disaster of unknown origin? Are you still a leader? Are you not native?"

Xu Basui lost his momentum: "I, I didn't do it."

Xu Jiezhi said indifferently: "Oh."

After choking on Xu Basui, he looked at Zhou Jin again, his eyes seemed to be looking at the dishes hanging on the cutting board, picking and choosing, whether he liked it or not.

Zhou Jin is not afraid of being scrutinized, no matter how much he mutters in his heart, he will continue to stand like an old dog on the surface, he just feels magical at the moment.

I can only say... as expected, they all have the surname Xu.No matter how cold and frightening it looks, every bite tastes like that.

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