Feng Shui detective

The legs of the two native chickens were bundled together and packed in a large plastic bag. Now they landed on the ground and "clucked" a few times, and their wings flapped, bringing up a large cloud of dust.

Lang Qing was ill before, and Lang's mother couldn't enter Lang Qing's house, so Lang's father directly asked the phone number of a teacher who was the most powerful lock picker from the Public Security Bureau, and came over to open the lock.

Later, Lang's mother kept the key, afraid that something would happen to her daughter one day, so she was anxious outside the door.

Lang Qing lived not far from her parents' house, and when they bought the house, they planned to be closer so that they could take care of each other in the future.It's just that Lang Qing is so busy that she almost doesn't even touch the house every day. In addition, she is getting older, and Lang's mother doesn't care about her, so she rarely moves around.

Now that the door was opened, my daughter hugged and gnawed with the best friend who lived in her house. She usually tried her best to urge the marriage but was ignored by Lang Qing who didn't want to get in. At this moment, Lang's mother understood the problem. where.

My daughter is crooked, and the people she introduced in the past with successful careers and docile tempers were all men, so she didn't pass the test in terms of gender.

The crowing of the native chicken and the sound of flapping wings "disturbed" the two people who were making out in the room, Lang Qing froze and had a bad feeling.

Since she is going to marry Ling Feng, she must tell her family about it sooner or later, but saying it herself and being smashed are two different things.Now being seen by Lang's mother, the initiative has become passive. Lang Qing feels that things are a bit difficult to handle.

After all, she just said a few days ago that she and Ling Feng were just friends. Who would have thought that the slap in the face would come too fast, and ordinary friends would become girlfriends.

Mother Lang entered the door with a heavy heart. She threw the two live chickens on the kitchen floor. When she came out, she saw the two people who were making out just now sitting on the sofa in order, like a mouse after seeing a cat. .

"Dear, continue to kiss".

Lang Qing & Ling Feng: "..."

Lang's mother glanced at her daughter, then at Ling Feng.The Chinese cabbage that I raised by myself went against the juicy young cabbage next door, and Lang's mother couldn't help but blame Lingfeng, so she pointed her gun at Lang Qing.

"Tell me about you. You were quite sensible when you were young. Why did you become so disobedient when you grew up? Ordinary friends? I've never seen two ordinary friends cuddling together." The more Lang's mother thought about it, the more angry she became. I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack. "I said, why don't you want to go on a blind date? So you are harming a little girl from another family here? How old is that little girl? Are you twenty? You are already in your thirties, how dare you do it."

"That... I'm 28..." Ling Feng suddenly replied in a low voice, "It just looks smaller."

Lang Qing froze for a moment, glanced at Ling Feng, then raised her head to look at her own mother, who gave her a hard stare.

From snake to dragon to dragon, Lang Qing has lived alone for countless tens of thousands of years, and once she was reincarnated with more parents, she was bound from here and there.

"If I hadn't seen it, how long are you going to hide it from me?" This was told to Lang Qing. Seeing Ling Feng's cute face, Lang's mother began to suspect that the source was her own daughter. "The family's beautiful yellow flower girl is just with you, and you don't tell the family?"

Lang Qing said in her heart that this was not discovered by your old man just before the relationship was confirmed and before she had time to tell her family. The two of them fell in love freely, and it's not like deceiving people's feelings. As for interrogation like a prisoner.

It was the first time that Lang Qing, who had only been interrogated by her in the police force for many years, experienced the feeling of sitting on pins and needles, and this feeling was really uncomfortable.

Lang's mother had heard about this woman who temporarily lived in Lang Qing's house. The obedient and sensible little girl was said to be a famous local Fengshui master. A trick is called a proficiency.

So Lang's mother couldn't figure out why her own daughter hooked up with her. Could it be that this master knew sorcery and gave Lang Qing some kind of ecstasy?

"I planned to take Ling Feng home in a few days and tell my parents." Lang Qing had no experience in such things as coming out of the closet, so she could only bite the bullet and say it. "But today you bumped into me, so I just said directly, Mom, I want to marry her."

Lang Qing looked extremely serious, this is what Lang's mother read from her eyes.She saw that the hands of the two people sitting on the sofa were held together at some point, and their fingers were tightly clasped and refused to let go.

A woman in love always loses her mind. Lang's mother also experienced that period of youth and experienced a desperate love. She just didn't expect that Lang Qing, who has always been calm, would not be immune and fell into the abyss of love.

"I have nothing to say about this matter. I have to tell your father and let him come and tell you."

Ling Feng was already hungry, and after spending so long on the sofa, he couldn't hold back his stomach and started growling.Lang's mother, who had just finished the phone call, took a look at Ling Feng and kicked Lang Qing.

"Don't cook for your girlfriend yet".Lang Mu also deliberately added an accent to the word "girlfriend".

There were only three people in the room, Lang Qing was afraid that her mother would make things difficult for Ling Feng when she was sent away, so she sat on the sofa, in a dilemma.

Go, afraid that Ling Feng will be asked some harsh questions by Lang's mother, don't go, Ling Feng is indeed hungry all day.

Ling Feng poked her lightly, and his eyes hinted to let her go.

After all, she is also a god who has lived for tens of thousands of years. She is like a fish in water in the sky, and everyone loves her.Thinking that she, Diji, can handle so many gods and fairies in the sky, she can't believe that she can handle a middle-aged and elderly woman in the world.

The chicken has not yet been killed, and it needs to be simmered in a pressure cooker for a while before the meat is rotten. Lang Qing is going to use the eggs brought by Lang's mother and the leftover dry rice at home to fry egg fried rice, add some sauce and vegetables in it, and fill the stomach first.

While Lang Qing was copying the meal, Lang's mother sat on the sofa next to her, with her hands on her knees, and she had a long conversation with her knees, giving Ling Feng a bad feeling.

Soon, this premonition became a reality. The lawless little Di Ji heard several soul-touching questions from Lang's mother one after another. The point was that she didn't know how to answer these questions.

The deadliest thing is "Which university did you graduate from?"

Just like all ordinary parents, they care about the work unit, education, character, household registration and family conditions of their children's spouse.In the past, Lang's mother introduced partners to Lang Qing, who were all undergraduates or graduate students who had graduated from a serious university, with local household registration in Tianming City, and a wealthy family, and they were well matched with Lang's family.

Compared with marrying a daughter and marrying a daughter-in-law, Lang's mother definitely prefers the former. After all, the work of the woman who is now in love with Lang Qing really can't make her a mother feel at ease, so her tone is naturally a bit difficult.

Lang's mother's question hit Ling Feng's soul hard. She was reincarnated and joined the Ling family. She lived in the mountains since she was a child. Her grandfather was her teacher who taught her to write and draw symbols, to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, and also to teach her martial arts to strengthen her body. body.

To put it bluntly, Grandmaster Tangtang Ling can't even solve linear equations in binary that elementary school students know, let alone understand bird language in foreign languages—she can still understand ghost language instead, so I don't know if this ghost language is counted. A foreign language.

He graduated from college at home, unemployed, his parents died, he had no house or car, and he couldn't cook or clean.

By the way, if you don't make money in your life, you are a prodigal.

Ling Feng calculated in his mind for a long time, and found that he was 0 points among ordinary people, except for his face, which was not bad in the past. As an ordinary company employee, the other party has to consider whether she can support her fate of not making money.

The autistic Ling Feng frowned when asked a few questions by Lang's mother, she shouldn't overestimate her own strength, let Lang Qing cook, and the meal can be eaten later, this question is a life-threatening one!

Seeing Ling Feng's silent manner, Lang's mother knew that her education was not that high. After sighing heavily, she walked around the room a few times, looking for something with her head down.

The rice was copied very quickly, when Lang Qing came out with two sets of fried rice with eggs, she saw Lang's mother entering the study, afraid that Lang's mother had moved something she shouldn't, so Lang Qing put the rice on the coffee table in front of Ling Feng , and trotted into the study.

The study room was smoky, with portraits she didn't recognize hanging, and the incense burner in front was still burning.The inkstone on the table was still wet, with red cinnabar ink inside, and a stack of yellow paper next to it, with patterns she couldn't understand drawn on it.

"Mom, what are you looking for?" Lang Qing asked Lang's mother in front of her.

"Where's that big white dog of yours?" When her eyes were blocked, Lang's mother raised her head to look at her daughter, who was half a head taller than her, and asked questions that Lang Qing couldn't answer. "It's the Samoyed that can watch TV by itself, and is very clean, and doesn't need to go out for a walk every day. When you were sick, my father and I wanted to take it home, and we would never go with us. It's only been a few days. God, why didn't you see it this time?"

I'm afraid you might be scared into the hospital if you see it, when you think of the half-human, half-animal Xiaobai sitting on the body of Da Di Ting, waving her two fat arms, and shouting "I will come back" in a childish and sharp voice , Lang Qing's brows began to twitch.

"I sent it to the hospital for an examination. It's not feeling well recently, so Ling Feng and I sent it to the doctor." He straightened up as he spoke, and let Lang's mother see the clothes she was wearing outside. "Look, I just came back."

They sent Xiaobai away in the middle of the night, and they slept like this without changing their clothes when they came back. Now the clothes became a reason, and in a certain way, they were much smarter than Ling Feng.

After thinking for a while that the women outside seemed to be wearing out-of-the-way clothes, Lang's mother believed Lang Qing's words, gave up her plan to find Xiaobai in the house, and followed her back to the living room.

Ling Feng was eating in the living room. The eggs in Lang Qing's meal were well beaten, and a whole piece could be picked up at random. The green vegetables were mixed with golden scrambled eggs, and served with slightly salty soy beans.Ling Feng resolutely put Lang's mother's fatal problems behind him, and decided to be a full-fledged ghost.