The heartthrob boss runs with the vinegar spirit
Chapter 60 Squid Pastry
After all, Yang Xuan and He Mingyu are young and strong. After unremitting efforts, they finally got rid of Neptune.But when they returned to Xiuyuyuan, the teaching mermaid was different from the indifference in the past, and became kind to them.It turned out that it was Meimei and Lu Jianyi who revealed their identities to Neptune. After finding out their names, Neptune decreed a generous reward for them.
Yang Xuan and He Mingyu each received [-] pearls, while Meimei and Lu Jianyi also received [-] pearls.
Getting rewards should be a happy thing, but everything is afraid of comparison.Lu Jianyi almost got [-] pearls after being eaten up by Neptune's tofu inside and out, while Yang Xuan and the others got [-] pearls without even touching a little finger of Neptune.
Lu Jianyi was about to explode with anger.
This is bare/naked/naked humiliation!
Meimei persuaded calmly: "Shoot the head bird, just wait and see, the two of He and Yang have made a splash, and they are not far from death."
Sure enough, on the second day, the imperial concubine came to visit everyone uncharacteristically when Xiuyu was in class.
"I am very pleased to hear that among the selected Xiuyu Huiwaixiu this time, they are very virtuous." The imperial concubine wore a huge golden starfish on her head to show her status and respect.She looked at the crowd and said with a smile that was not a smile, "Today, I am here to test everyone's learning results. If you do well, you will be rewarded, but if you don't make progress, you will also be punished."
The personal maid of the imperial concubine then told about the exam questions
Make squid pastries.
Both the examiner and the judges are served by noble concubines, and each show fish has its own examination room, and the competition lasts for 2 hours.
Wei Qing recently went to the seabed kitchen to help cook. Although he has never made squid cakes, at least he has seen how real chefs cook.Many kitchen utensils on the seabed are different from those on land, and the methods of use are also inconsistent.He can't be confident, but he can still make the general appearance of squid cakes decently.
But on the other side, Yang Xuan couldn't do anything, he could only stare at the squid
The one with the "big eyes" is a squid.
Yang Xuan looked very petite in front of the three-meter-high giant squid. Holding a [-]-centimeter small kitchen knife, he looked at the huge squid with melancholy, not knowing where to start.This giant squid is not as vicious as the octopus monster in Zombie Company, it looks a little cute.
When Yang Xuan swung his knife to cut it, it would still chirp.
"Please don't hurt me," said the squid, "I am a life too, and I have feelings too!"
Yang Xuan: "...Your leg can grow back if it's broken?"
"No," said the big squid, "it will hurt."
"Choose between pain and death."
"I am an adult fish, and children make the choice, and the big fish refuses both." The big squid is very arrogant.
"If you don't pull your leg, the concubine will beat me to death." Yang Xuan didn't want to waste any more time, picked up a knife and threatened, "Today you have to make a choice!"
"Wait—" the big squid raised one of its whiskers and shook it as a sign of denial, "You are Xiuyu, the imperial concubine can't kill you, she doesn't have that much power. Besides, if you can Promise not to hurt me, I am willing to tell you a secret."
"What secret?"
"I'll tell you at the end, lest you go back on your word."
Yang Xuan put the knife aside when he heard the words, but he really didn't want to kill squid anymore.The imperial concubine does not go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, and the culinary competition held this time is just a cover, in fact, she wants to show off to the show fishes.
Yang Xuan just won a reward from Hai Wang yesterday, so it's no wonder the imperial concubine can give him good fruit today.
Since hard work is doomed to fail, who wants to make squid for her to eat?
Not making cakes is at most disrespectful, and being wronged into poisoning if you do it is really terrible.
Wanting to understand this point, Yang Xuan simply did nothing.He and the squid lived peacefully in the same room, and the squid survived the disaster. He was very excited and chattered non-stop.Yang Xuan's head hurt from the noise, and he sat silently in the corner, away from this chatterbox.
At the beginning, Squid consciously kept a distance from Yang Xuan. As time went by, Squid probably felt that Yang Xuan was less and less likely to hurt it, so his behavior became more and more wanton.
Later, it even stretched out a squid whisker, trying to hook Yang Xuan's shoulders, but Yang Xuan dodged it.
The half-raised beard shifted in embarrassment, and the squid wiped away tears that didn't exist.
"You are really kind," the big squid said, "You would rather be made things difficult by the imperial concubine than hurt me. But, if only you could be more kind, I know I am ugly now, but can you How about being gentle with me? I'd be super touched."
"Who cares if you are moved or not!" Yang Xuan couldn't bear it anymore, "If you talk nonsense, I will chop you up!"
"You are so fierce, I...I like it so much."
The fish is sick.
Yang Xuan rolled his eyes, held the knife in his hand again, and used it to threaten the squid, warning it not to make too much progress.
In order to attract Yang Xuan's attention, Big Squid thought of another idea.
"Let me perform acrobatics for you!" it said, "I can add, subtract, multiply and divide within a thousand, you can ask any questions, and if you answer correctly, touch my whiskers and reward me, okay?"
"Okay." Yang Xuan said grimly, "I'll chop off your beard if you answer wrong, what do you think?"
Big Squid: "...Forget it then."
"Speaking of which, I also have a game I want to play with you." Yang Xuan said, "Let's play one, two, three wooden figures. After counting one, two, three, you can't move or speak. Whoever moves will lose. How about it?"
"If you lose, don't you chop your beard?"
"No chopping."
"I won, can you touch my beard?"
"...you can."
So, Big Squid happily played the wooden man game with Yang Xuan, and the world finally became quiet.
The giant squid couldn't help laughing out loud at first, but then couldn't help but want to scratch it. After losing three games in a row, it didn't want to play anymore: "This game is too boring, let's chat!"
"No, we must continue playing!" Yang Xuan didn't want to listen to it, and chanted the "spell" mercilessly.
"One, two, three, wooden man!"
Big Squid: "..."
In this way, the two hours were finally over.The big squid was released after serving his sentence, and he couldn't wait to tell Yang Xuan its hidden secret.
"Actually, I'm the king of the sea!" The squid blinked at Yang Xuan, "Are you surprised or not?"
Big Squid explained that the Queen Mother was strict with her. Although he missed his wife very much, he had to abide by the rules left by his ancestors and stay away from the Xiuyu Academy before the Xiuyus finished their training.
So yesterday, the imperial concubine asked him to apply to test Xiuyu's power, and he thought that he could take the opportunity to pretend to be a squid, so he agreed to the imperial concubine's request.
After telling all this, Haiwang opened his squid whiskers: "My concubine, this king is going back soon. Before leaving, let this king hug you! Or let this king's whiskers touch your Small hands are great, too."
What responded to Neptune was the back of Yang Xuan swimming out of the examination room without hesitation.
Neptune: "Whoa, what a personality, I like it so much! She really won't flatter me just because I am Neptune!"
……
Exam is over.
Regardless of whether the squid cakes made by other Xiuyu were edible or not, they served food symbolically. Only Yang Xuan dedicated the empty plate to the imperial concubine.
The imperial concubine was thinking about how to teach Yang Xuan and He Mingyu a lesson, but now Yang Xuan hit the gun and hit the imperial concubine's arms.
The noble concubine slapped the table with her little hand, and angrily said: "Bold Xiuyu, you actually brought an empty plate! Don't you take Ben Gong seriously?"
Just as Yang Xuan wanted to say that he was willing to be punished, an attendant fish rushed over and read out the will of the king of the sea.
The general meaning of this decree is that Xiuyu cannot be punished in today's game, so as not to hurt the sisterhood between Xiuyu and the imperial concubine.In addition, Neptune has something important to tell the noble concubine, please return to the palace as soon as possible.
After receiving the imperial edict, the noble concubine bit her handkerchief unwillingly and had no choice but to go back home.
But this time, Yang Xuan was completely hated by her.
Yang Xuan and He Mingyu each received [-] pearls, while Meimei and Lu Jianyi also received [-] pearls.
Getting rewards should be a happy thing, but everything is afraid of comparison.Lu Jianyi almost got [-] pearls after being eaten up by Neptune's tofu inside and out, while Yang Xuan and the others got [-] pearls without even touching a little finger of Neptune.
Lu Jianyi was about to explode with anger.
This is bare/naked/naked humiliation!
Meimei persuaded calmly: "Shoot the head bird, just wait and see, the two of He and Yang have made a splash, and they are not far from death."
Sure enough, on the second day, the imperial concubine came to visit everyone uncharacteristically when Xiuyu was in class.
"I am very pleased to hear that among the selected Xiuyu Huiwaixiu this time, they are very virtuous." The imperial concubine wore a huge golden starfish on her head to show her status and respect.She looked at the crowd and said with a smile that was not a smile, "Today, I am here to test everyone's learning results. If you do well, you will be rewarded, but if you don't make progress, you will also be punished."
The personal maid of the imperial concubine then told about the exam questions
Make squid pastries.
Both the examiner and the judges are served by noble concubines, and each show fish has its own examination room, and the competition lasts for 2 hours.
Wei Qing recently went to the seabed kitchen to help cook. Although he has never made squid cakes, at least he has seen how real chefs cook.Many kitchen utensils on the seabed are different from those on land, and the methods of use are also inconsistent.He can't be confident, but he can still make the general appearance of squid cakes decently.
But on the other side, Yang Xuan couldn't do anything, he could only stare at the squid
The one with the "big eyes" is a squid.
Yang Xuan looked very petite in front of the three-meter-high giant squid. Holding a [-]-centimeter small kitchen knife, he looked at the huge squid with melancholy, not knowing where to start.This giant squid is not as vicious as the octopus monster in Zombie Company, it looks a little cute.
When Yang Xuan swung his knife to cut it, it would still chirp.
"Please don't hurt me," said the squid, "I am a life too, and I have feelings too!"
Yang Xuan: "...Your leg can grow back if it's broken?"
"No," said the big squid, "it will hurt."
"Choose between pain and death."
"I am an adult fish, and children make the choice, and the big fish refuses both." The big squid is very arrogant.
"If you don't pull your leg, the concubine will beat me to death." Yang Xuan didn't want to waste any more time, picked up a knife and threatened, "Today you have to make a choice!"
"Wait—" the big squid raised one of its whiskers and shook it as a sign of denial, "You are Xiuyu, the imperial concubine can't kill you, she doesn't have that much power. Besides, if you can Promise not to hurt me, I am willing to tell you a secret."
"What secret?"
"I'll tell you at the end, lest you go back on your word."
Yang Xuan put the knife aside when he heard the words, but he really didn't want to kill squid anymore.The imperial concubine does not go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, and the culinary competition held this time is just a cover, in fact, she wants to show off to the show fishes.
Yang Xuan just won a reward from Hai Wang yesterday, so it's no wonder the imperial concubine can give him good fruit today.
Since hard work is doomed to fail, who wants to make squid for her to eat?
Not making cakes is at most disrespectful, and being wronged into poisoning if you do it is really terrible.
Wanting to understand this point, Yang Xuan simply did nothing.He and the squid lived peacefully in the same room, and the squid survived the disaster. He was very excited and chattered non-stop.Yang Xuan's head hurt from the noise, and he sat silently in the corner, away from this chatterbox.
At the beginning, Squid consciously kept a distance from Yang Xuan. As time went by, Squid probably felt that Yang Xuan was less and less likely to hurt it, so his behavior became more and more wanton.
Later, it even stretched out a squid whisker, trying to hook Yang Xuan's shoulders, but Yang Xuan dodged it.
The half-raised beard shifted in embarrassment, and the squid wiped away tears that didn't exist.
"You are really kind," the big squid said, "You would rather be made things difficult by the imperial concubine than hurt me. But, if only you could be more kind, I know I am ugly now, but can you How about being gentle with me? I'd be super touched."
"Who cares if you are moved or not!" Yang Xuan couldn't bear it anymore, "If you talk nonsense, I will chop you up!"
"You are so fierce, I...I like it so much."
The fish is sick.
Yang Xuan rolled his eyes, held the knife in his hand again, and used it to threaten the squid, warning it not to make too much progress.
In order to attract Yang Xuan's attention, Big Squid thought of another idea.
"Let me perform acrobatics for you!" it said, "I can add, subtract, multiply and divide within a thousand, you can ask any questions, and if you answer correctly, touch my whiskers and reward me, okay?"
"Okay." Yang Xuan said grimly, "I'll chop off your beard if you answer wrong, what do you think?"
Big Squid: "...Forget it then."
"Speaking of which, I also have a game I want to play with you." Yang Xuan said, "Let's play one, two, three wooden figures. After counting one, two, three, you can't move or speak. Whoever moves will lose. How about it?"
"If you lose, don't you chop your beard?"
"No chopping."
"I won, can you touch my beard?"
"...you can."
So, Big Squid happily played the wooden man game with Yang Xuan, and the world finally became quiet.
The giant squid couldn't help laughing out loud at first, but then couldn't help but want to scratch it. After losing three games in a row, it didn't want to play anymore: "This game is too boring, let's chat!"
"No, we must continue playing!" Yang Xuan didn't want to listen to it, and chanted the "spell" mercilessly.
"One, two, three, wooden man!"
Big Squid: "..."
In this way, the two hours were finally over.The big squid was released after serving his sentence, and he couldn't wait to tell Yang Xuan its hidden secret.
"Actually, I'm the king of the sea!" The squid blinked at Yang Xuan, "Are you surprised or not?"
Big Squid explained that the Queen Mother was strict with her. Although he missed his wife very much, he had to abide by the rules left by his ancestors and stay away from the Xiuyu Academy before the Xiuyus finished their training.
So yesterday, the imperial concubine asked him to apply to test Xiuyu's power, and he thought that he could take the opportunity to pretend to be a squid, so he agreed to the imperial concubine's request.
After telling all this, Haiwang opened his squid whiskers: "My concubine, this king is going back soon. Before leaving, let this king hug you! Or let this king's whiskers touch your Small hands are great, too."
What responded to Neptune was the back of Yang Xuan swimming out of the examination room without hesitation.
Neptune: "Whoa, what a personality, I like it so much! She really won't flatter me just because I am Neptune!"
……
Exam is over.
Regardless of whether the squid cakes made by other Xiuyu were edible or not, they served food symbolically. Only Yang Xuan dedicated the empty plate to the imperial concubine.
The imperial concubine was thinking about how to teach Yang Xuan and He Mingyu a lesson, but now Yang Xuan hit the gun and hit the imperial concubine's arms.
The noble concubine slapped the table with her little hand, and angrily said: "Bold Xiuyu, you actually brought an empty plate! Don't you take Ben Gong seriously?"
Just as Yang Xuan wanted to say that he was willing to be punished, an attendant fish rushed over and read out the will of the king of the sea.
The general meaning of this decree is that Xiuyu cannot be punished in today's game, so as not to hurt the sisterhood between Xiuyu and the imperial concubine.In addition, Neptune has something important to tell the noble concubine, please return to the palace as soon as possible.
After receiving the imperial edict, the noble concubine bit her handkerchief unwillingly and had no choice but to go back home.
But this time, Yang Xuan was completely hated by her.
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