The heartthrob boss runs with the vinegar spirit
Chapter 57 The Mermaid's Toilet
The naked mermaid was dragged away. He struggled desperately to flick the fish's tail, but unfortunately, he didn't get the pity of the guard mermaid.
The first player was eliminated in such a simple and rude manner. Everyone became nervous, and a sense of crisis enveloped everyone.
The three of Yang Xuan accidentally hit each other, wrapped shells on their chests, and were regarded as female mermaids, and escaped unharmed.But it is impossible for the goddess of luck to take care of them every time, teaching the mermaids and announcing that they will have a physical examination to see if they are virgins.
How can I do the physical examination?Can gender be concealed?
"We can't sit still!" Wei Qing clenched his fists, if a man's body was discovered, the three of them would also lose their game qualifications, "I'm going to the bathroom to study the mermaid's body structure first, and I'll be right back! "
After speaking, Wei Qing swam up to teach the mermaid, blushing and asked to defecate.
The teaching mermaid pointed the way with a look of disgust.In addition to Wei Qing, there is also a female mermaid who will also go together.
Wei Qing's social skills are perfect, and he got acquainted with that female mermaid not long after.
Her name is Meimei, and this is the fifth time she has participated in a dungeon game. She has a certain understanding of the rules of the game, but she doesn't have many ways to save her life.
The two of them followed the path pointed out by the mermaid, and came to the underwater bathroom after several twists and turns.This bathroom is very similar to public toilets in real life from the outside. Open the door of the compartment, and there are toilets inside.
But if you look closely, you will find that the toilet here is much higher than that on land, the model is two circles smaller, and the flush button cannot be found.
But that's right, they already live in water, why do they need extra water to pee?But...Thinking about it this way, the toilet seems to be quite tasteless. After the mermaids urinate, don't they end up with a mixture of seawater and urine...
Wei Qing researched for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out.He simply stopped embarrassing himself, and ran to Meimei, licking his face.
"Meimei," Wei Qing asked enthusiastically, "Do you know how to use this toilet?"
Meimei stared at the toilet irritably, but she smiled when she heard the words: "Qingqing, it's the first time for me to come to the underwater world, and I don't even feel that the urethra is on the mermaid's part! How could I use the mermaid's toilet? ?”
"Otherwise." Meimei suggested with a sweet voice, "We are Xiuyu, half masters of ordinary maidservants here. Let's catch a female mermaid and let her cover up how we pee, what do you think?" ?”
"Wonderful!" Wei Qing felt Meimei's bitch rushing towards his face, but he had seen this kind of coquettish and vulgar person a lot, and he didn't feel uncomfortable when communicating with her.Immediately, he teamed up with Meimei, ran outside the toilet and coaxed a palace servant mermaid into the bathroom with half orders.
"You, show me the pee!" Meimei dictated, "Demonstrate shit too!"
The maid wanted to cry, but under the pressure of the two arrogant and beautiful Miss Xiuyu, she buried her face in the toilet aggrievedly.She had been brewing for a long time, her face was flushed, and finally, with a "wow", she spat out the khaki-yellow unidentified objects, and these objects were sucked away by the strong suction as soon as they entered the toilet, and the sea water around them was still clear sea water.
It has to be said that the toilet design is very environmentally friendly.
But Wei Qing and Meimei watched in amazement, feeling suffocated at the same time.
This, this, this!
Meimei broke down first: "Don't mermaids have excretory organs? Don't they also have sex/organs?! Why do they use their mouths for excretion? It's disgusting!"
The palace servant mermaid who was forced to defecate in public was already ashamed and indignant, but now that she was disgusted, she couldn't bear it in her heart, she choked up and resisted weakly: "The little masters are beautiful like fairies, but have they lived so long? Have you ever excreted? Don’t everyone come in and out of the mouth?”
"Then... the mating is also done with the mouth?" Wei Qing asked with difficulty.
"Otherwise?" the palace servant mermaid said aggrievedly, "the female mermaid removes the eggs from her body in advance and holds them in her mouth, while the male mermaid passes the essence of the body to the female mermaid by kissing. After a kiss, the female mermaid /Successful, the female mermaid will spit out the eggs, come back ten months later, and the mermaid babies will all hatch and take shape."
"My God! It's unexpectedly pure!" Wei Qing asked, "Then how can we verify whether we are virgins?"
"How else can I verify it?" The maidservant mermaid blushed, "Just, just check to see if the little masters can spit fish eggs. A female who has given birth to a baby fish once is exposed to the pheromone secreted by a male mermaid. It’s an instinctive reaction of the mermaid’s body to keep spitting fish eggs, and it’s absolutely impossible for a virgin fish to hide it.”
"The young masters are from famous families, why don't you even know these things?"
After answering the questions, the palace servant mermaid was let go.Wei Qing and Meimei were happy while the other was sad.The one who is happy is naturally Wei Qing. As a man, even if he becomes a mermaid, he is still a male in essence, and he will not be able to spit out fish eggs in eight lifetimes.But Meimei is very sad. Although she has never given birth to a fish baby, she often has sex with her boyfriends, so she can't be regarded as a "fish".
Therefore, Wei Qing's happy appearance fell into Meimei's eyes, which was a bit garish.
She couldn't explain why she was a little sour and resentful. Although she and Wei Qing still called each other sisters, she couldn't help but slander Wei Qing as a "crazy fish".
Wei Qing returned to Yang Xuan and He Mingyu with good news, leaving the plastic sister Hua Meimei behind.Meimei was left out and hated Wei Qing even more, but her face was still gentle and gentle, showing no displeasure.
The order of the physical examination was quickly determined, and the mermaid was taught to let Yang Xuan go in first.
Yang Xuan swam into the small room, obeyed the command, lay down on the stone bed obediently, and opened his lips.A maid held the sachet and squeezed it, and a drop of unknown liquid fell into Yang Xuan's mouth. Yang Xuan felt a little nervous and frowned, but his body did not have any adverse reactions.
"Congratulations, young master, you are a fish." The palace maid smiled and respectfully asked Yang Xuan to leave.
Going on like this one by one, when she arrived at Meimei, she was extremely nervous, but in the end she didn't find anything wrong.
This time the body check was safe and sound, not a single fish was eliminated.
Meimei is very happy, she is confident, as long as the body check is passed, other players will not be her opponents!
Although she is not the most beautiful among the seven mermaids, her method of robbing men is the most brilliant.
The position of queen will definitely be in her pocket!
Meimei smiled and looked at the three of Wei Qing, as demure as a lotus flower.
"Let me break down the hypocritical friendship between you." Meimei thought, "Women and women always talk about being good sisters, but everyone knows what it is like. Step by step High flattery can create a crack in a woman's friendship, and a little false talk of discord can make them want to tear each other's face."
"Hehehe, I really can't wait to see you show your true colors of mutual jealousy."
"The harder you tear, the better. After all, I like to watch big dramas." Meimei's poisoned eyes showed morbid satisfaction.
The fun is about to begin.
The first player was eliminated in such a simple and rude manner. Everyone became nervous, and a sense of crisis enveloped everyone.
The three of Yang Xuan accidentally hit each other, wrapped shells on their chests, and were regarded as female mermaids, and escaped unharmed.But it is impossible for the goddess of luck to take care of them every time, teaching the mermaids and announcing that they will have a physical examination to see if they are virgins.
How can I do the physical examination?Can gender be concealed?
"We can't sit still!" Wei Qing clenched his fists, if a man's body was discovered, the three of them would also lose their game qualifications, "I'm going to the bathroom to study the mermaid's body structure first, and I'll be right back! "
After speaking, Wei Qing swam up to teach the mermaid, blushing and asked to defecate.
The teaching mermaid pointed the way with a look of disgust.In addition to Wei Qing, there is also a female mermaid who will also go together.
Wei Qing's social skills are perfect, and he got acquainted with that female mermaid not long after.
Her name is Meimei, and this is the fifth time she has participated in a dungeon game. She has a certain understanding of the rules of the game, but she doesn't have many ways to save her life.
The two of them followed the path pointed out by the mermaid, and came to the underwater bathroom after several twists and turns.This bathroom is very similar to public toilets in real life from the outside. Open the door of the compartment, and there are toilets inside.
But if you look closely, you will find that the toilet here is much higher than that on land, the model is two circles smaller, and the flush button cannot be found.
But that's right, they already live in water, why do they need extra water to pee?But...Thinking about it this way, the toilet seems to be quite tasteless. After the mermaids urinate, don't they end up with a mixture of seawater and urine...
Wei Qing researched for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out.He simply stopped embarrassing himself, and ran to Meimei, licking his face.
"Meimei," Wei Qing asked enthusiastically, "Do you know how to use this toilet?"
Meimei stared at the toilet irritably, but she smiled when she heard the words: "Qingqing, it's the first time for me to come to the underwater world, and I don't even feel that the urethra is on the mermaid's part! How could I use the mermaid's toilet? ?”
"Otherwise." Meimei suggested with a sweet voice, "We are Xiuyu, half masters of ordinary maidservants here. Let's catch a female mermaid and let her cover up how we pee, what do you think?" ?”
"Wonderful!" Wei Qing felt Meimei's bitch rushing towards his face, but he had seen this kind of coquettish and vulgar person a lot, and he didn't feel uncomfortable when communicating with her.Immediately, he teamed up with Meimei, ran outside the toilet and coaxed a palace servant mermaid into the bathroom with half orders.
"You, show me the pee!" Meimei dictated, "Demonstrate shit too!"
The maid wanted to cry, but under the pressure of the two arrogant and beautiful Miss Xiuyu, she buried her face in the toilet aggrievedly.She had been brewing for a long time, her face was flushed, and finally, with a "wow", she spat out the khaki-yellow unidentified objects, and these objects were sucked away by the strong suction as soon as they entered the toilet, and the sea water around them was still clear sea water.
It has to be said that the toilet design is very environmentally friendly.
But Wei Qing and Meimei watched in amazement, feeling suffocated at the same time.
This, this, this!
Meimei broke down first: "Don't mermaids have excretory organs? Don't they also have sex/organs?! Why do they use their mouths for excretion? It's disgusting!"
The palace servant mermaid who was forced to defecate in public was already ashamed and indignant, but now that she was disgusted, she couldn't bear it in her heart, she choked up and resisted weakly: "The little masters are beautiful like fairies, but have they lived so long? Have you ever excreted? Don’t everyone come in and out of the mouth?”
"Then... the mating is also done with the mouth?" Wei Qing asked with difficulty.
"Otherwise?" the palace servant mermaid said aggrievedly, "the female mermaid removes the eggs from her body in advance and holds them in her mouth, while the male mermaid passes the essence of the body to the female mermaid by kissing. After a kiss, the female mermaid /Successful, the female mermaid will spit out the eggs, come back ten months later, and the mermaid babies will all hatch and take shape."
"My God! It's unexpectedly pure!" Wei Qing asked, "Then how can we verify whether we are virgins?"
"How else can I verify it?" The maidservant mermaid blushed, "Just, just check to see if the little masters can spit fish eggs. A female who has given birth to a baby fish once is exposed to the pheromone secreted by a male mermaid. It’s an instinctive reaction of the mermaid’s body to keep spitting fish eggs, and it’s absolutely impossible for a virgin fish to hide it.”
"The young masters are from famous families, why don't you even know these things?"
After answering the questions, the palace servant mermaid was let go.Wei Qing and Meimei were happy while the other was sad.The one who is happy is naturally Wei Qing. As a man, even if he becomes a mermaid, he is still a male in essence, and he will not be able to spit out fish eggs in eight lifetimes.But Meimei is very sad. Although she has never given birth to a fish baby, she often has sex with her boyfriends, so she can't be regarded as a "fish".
Therefore, Wei Qing's happy appearance fell into Meimei's eyes, which was a bit garish.
She couldn't explain why she was a little sour and resentful. Although she and Wei Qing still called each other sisters, she couldn't help but slander Wei Qing as a "crazy fish".
Wei Qing returned to Yang Xuan and He Mingyu with good news, leaving the plastic sister Hua Meimei behind.Meimei was left out and hated Wei Qing even more, but her face was still gentle and gentle, showing no displeasure.
The order of the physical examination was quickly determined, and the mermaid was taught to let Yang Xuan go in first.
Yang Xuan swam into the small room, obeyed the command, lay down on the stone bed obediently, and opened his lips.A maid held the sachet and squeezed it, and a drop of unknown liquid fell into Yang Xuan's mouth. Yang Xuan felt a little nervous and frowned, but his body did not have any adverse reactions.
"Congratulations, young master, you are a fish." The palace maid smiled and respectfully asked Yang Xuan to leave.
Going on like this one by one, when she arrived at Meimei, she was extremely nervous, but in the end she didn't find anything wrong.
This time the body check was safe and sound, not a single fish was eliminated.
Meimei is very happy, she is confident, as long as the body check is passed, other players will not be her opponents!
Although she is not the most beautiful among the seven mermaids, her method of robbing men is the most brilliant.
The position of queen will definitely be in her pocket!
Meimei smiled and looked at the three of Wei Qing, as demure as a lotus flower.
"Let me break down the hypocritical friendship between you." Meimei thought, "Women and women always talk about being good sisters, but everyone knows what it is like. Step by step High flattery can create a crack in a woman's friendship, and a little false talk of discord can make them want to tear each other's face."
"Hehehe, I really can't wait to see you show your true colors of mutual jealousy."
"The harder you tear, the better. After all, I like to watch big dramas." Meimei's poisoned eyes showed morbid satisfaction.
The fun is about to begin.
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