Self-help guide for non-professional young masters

As soon as the New Year's Eve is over, Xiao Beicheng will enter the palace to kowtow to the emperor as usual, to thank the kindness for the past year, and to fulfill his duty as a minister and junior.

Before dawn, the sleepy Xiao Beicheng took a bath and changed his clothes. He tied up his long hair and put on a serious python robe while being served by Butler Liu. He even went to see the drunk Junziyou.

That man was in a deep sleep, he really was heartless, seeing his virtue, Xiao Beicheng shook his head helplessly.

Butler Liu said a few words in favor of others: "It's better to be like this, sir, than to be seriously ill and sleepless at night. Besides, he doesn't have many leisure days, so let him go."

Xiao Beicheng intended to let him rest, but others may not.

Just when he saw that the time was almost up and was about to enter the palace immediately, the emperor's imperial edict arrived.

The eunuch Huan Yi who came to deliver the decree was highly respected and able to insert his mouth in court affairs. Although he was at odds with him, for the sake of the emperor, Xiao Beicheng still had to kneel down and salute.

"Pass the emperor's oral order, announce that the gentleman swims into the palace—"

So Jun Ziyou was thrown off the bed, and before he opened his eyes, he was held in the ice and snow to give thanks. When he was almost awake, he was held in the bathtub again, and washed clean inside and out.

As soon as he heard that it was the emperor's personal edict, he immediately panicked, splashing water and refusing to give in. He was very afraid that if he entered the palace gate, he would die and come out again. Butler Ren Liu grabbed his ears and held him by the pool to spit blisters. unwilling to cooperate.

"Don't worry, my uncle is a little weird, but he is a kind person, not as scary as you think. You won his favor, and you may be rich when you come back, rich as an enemy. "

As soon as the money was mentioned, Jun Ziyou's eyes sparkled with stars, his saliva almost flowed down, and he happily followed him into the palace.

But before going out, the messenger eunuch said something that puzzled Junziyou: "The emperor said that he also wants to see your family."

who?who?

Naturally, he didn't understand, and he was even more puzzled when he looked at Xiao Beicheng nodding, but as long as he thought that the days to come would be golden mountains and silver mountains, he couldn't care about those details.

At this time, the sky was not yet bright, and the whole picture of Miyagi could not be seen clearly, only the red walls and green tiles, Qionglouyuyuyu, so luxurious!

Along the way, Jun Ziyou thought about his days of spending money like water in the future, and made a silly laugh or two from time to time, which made people extremely helpless.

Seeing his virtue, Xiao Beicheng felt deeply ashamed, so he pulled him closer, and by the way, glanced at the eunuch who was walking slowly in front of him.

"Do you know who that is?"

Jun Ziyou wiped the saliva from his mouth, "Eunuch."

"It's an eunuch, but do you know that he is the overlord in this palace, not only won the emperor's favor, but also the big red man in front of the empress dowager Huan Yi?"

"Hiss... I seem to have heard of it."

"When the king was injured, he was the eunuch who was ordered by the emperor to go out of the palace to deliver medicine."

"I remembered, folks say that he is nine thousand years old..."

Xiao Beicheng covered his mouth, seeing that Eunuch Huan Yi didn't look back, as if he didn't hear the words, he pushed away the ignorant Jun Ziyou.

"How can you talk nonsense? You confuse him with Zhao Gao, Wei Zhongxian and other juniors. Where do you put the emperor?"

Junzi Youxin said that he was right, he had never even heard of the King Jin in Gusu, but he knew the name of Eunuch Huan Yi, which was enough to show that he was powerful.

Looking at the accompanying eunuchs, they were all following behind Xiao Beicheng, walking with their heads bowed, not daring to raise their heads to look at them. On the other hand, Eunuch Huanyi was walking in front of the nobles in the palace.

He doesn't even pay attention to the distinction between superiority and inferiority, so it can be seen that even if he is jokingly called a thousand years old, it is not too much.

But this is in the palace, there are many pairs of eyes watching his every move secretly, for his own sake, and for the backer behind him, he has to be cautious in his words and deeds, there is no harm in being careful.

"You have to be more careful. The thing factory under him can kill people invisible. Even if you escape to the ends of the world, it will be difficult to survive. The advice I gave you is good. No matter whether you are in the court or not in the future, don't offend easily. Otherwise, it is not clear how he died."

After listening to his advice, Jun Zi You Ji took the name of Eunuch Huan Yi, and followed him to the door of the imperial study room, and knelt down with Xiao Beicheng, waiting for Eunuch Huan Yi to go in and report.

Not long after, hearty laughter came from the hall: "Quick, Beicheng, come here quickly, give me a hug."

Jun Ziyou hesitated, he couldn't believe the meaning of the words, he pursed his lips and walked towards the gate of the palace, before he could take any steps, he was pulled back by Xiao Beicheng.

"It's not about you, you just join in the fun."

After finishing speaking, he stepped on him lightly, and then walked into the hall with his head bowed.

I don't know what method he used to please the emperor, Jun Ziyou only listened to the strange deep male voice in the hall smiling happily and saying something "good to touch, really good to touch", the moment has already appeared in his mind Xiao Beicheng's cheeks were flushed, he bit his thin lips lightly, his clothes were half-uncovered and slumped on the emperor's lap, he put his arms around his neck, and did such and such things.

Thinking that it was the unsmiling and seemingly abstinent King Jin who did this, he couldn't help but feel irritated, so he quickly covered his mouth to avoid any shocking exclamation, but found that his nose was wet, and he rubbed his fingertips to see , It turned out to be bright red blood.

"Isn't it? I wrote so many scenes that are more beautiful than this in the past, but I didn't respond. Why am I so embarrassed today?"

When Eunuch Huan Yi went out to visit Xuan Junzi, he saw that his face was still stained with blood, so he pulled out the veil in disgust, and threw it over his face.

"You can't see red in front of the imperial court, why are the people trained by King Jin so ignorant of the rules?"

"Tune, tune-teach? No, no, it's not what you think, you misunderstood."

He rubbed it for a long time, and Eunuch Huan also thought about it for a long time, and when he found out that the meaning of his words was wrong, he sneered: "Oh, it really is a low-bitch thing, why did King Jin accept you as a living treasure?"

"No, I'm not from King Jin either, you're wrong..."

Before he could refute, Eunuch Huan's eyes suddenly became sharp, like a knife, cutting his body in pain, the gentleman stopped his mouth and dared not say any more.

When he stopped the bleeding and there was no abnormality, Eunuch Huan swept the whisk in his hand and let him in.

Jun Ziyou entered the palace for the first time, he didn't know the rules, he was afraid of seeing something he shouldn't see, his eyes were gouged out when he went out, what's more, he even lost his life, and he didn't dare to look up. Kneeling down, he bowed three times and kowtowed nine times to the emperor.

"Excuse me, a gentleman from Gusu?"

"It's the grass people."

"I called you into the palace today because I heard that King Jin has accepted an incredible guest. I have already learned that you have solved the murder case of the oiran in Langhua Pavilion. I really admire you, and because of this, I have changed my impression of civil scholars. I have read your masterpiece. I have to say, it really surprised me."

Jun Ziyou felt so ashamed when he thought that his unpopular work was read by the emperor, he really wanted to find a crack in the ground and forget it!

Thinking like this, he buried his head lower and lower, until the person sitting on the seat heard that he had not moved, and said: "Why are you so reckless, raise your head and let me have a look."

Jun Ziyou didn't dare to respond for a long time, Xiao Beicheng still said: "The emperor asked you to look up, what are you doing?"

The king wants the minister to die, the minister has to die...

There was nothing to do, Jun Ziyou had no choice but to raise his head. He even thought about how to deal with the scene where the two were entangled together, but Xiao Beicheng was just standing aside, while the emperor was sitting on the seat teasing the black cat. , he didn't know what to do.

And that cat...why does it look so familiar?

Emperor Yuan laughed and said: "Okay, okay! This raccoon slave is deeply in my heart. It's much better than those royal cats in the palace who can only flatter, why not just..."

"At once……"

"Stay in the palace."

Jun Ziyou seemed to hear his own heartbroken voice, and fell to the ground, unable to control his tears.

Xiao Beicheng thought to himself that Xiao Hei usually followed him, and he had never seen him so sad, why would he refuse to enjoy the blessings in the palace?

"Your Majesty, although Xiao Hei is a male cat, he has always kept his own place and never done anything out of line. He is innocent. If you want him to stay in the palace, he must be castrated, otherwise he will be killed if he is not careful. Made a mistake, the grassroots can't afford it..."

Emperor Yuan was very surprised, and looked at Xiao Beicheng with doubts in his eyes, only to see the latter sighed, but also helpless, pointed at his head and shook his head, implying that it is not easy for a gentleman to swim here.

"Forgive me, Your Majesty. He fell into the water a few days ago and was in danger. Perhaps the water has poured into his brain and it hasn't been drained yet."

Emperor Yuan nodded seriously, and looked at Junziyou with a little more sympathy, "It will take a few days to have a good life, and be a good person, how can you be so stupid."

This is nothing to others, but it is safe and castrated. It is hard to guarantee that Duke Huan will not think: "Your Majesty, from the perspective of my servant, he is clearly arranging your harem. Carefully, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep it."

"Mr. Huan Yi is serious. Mr. is new here, and he can't even recognize people. How can he say such words? Yesterday was the New Year's Eve. Mr. was too greedy and drank too much. Now his head is still dizzy, is it true?" I have offended the emperor because of my lack of discipline, and I still ask the emperor to make amends, and I am here to make amends for him."

Xiao Beicheng was also in a dilemma, the situation in front of the emperor was easy to talk about, but not with the father-in-law.

Fortunately, he just told him not to talk nonsense, it's good for a gentleman to travel, and he offended Eunuch Huan by opening his mouth, what a guts.

Or use a cat to insinuate, really worthy of him.

"Forget it, the New Year's Eve is a happy day, so don't hold grudges against anyone else. Beicheng, it's true that you've neglected your duties if you didn't take care of your subordinates. But this New Year's Eve, I won't bear to punish you. Be careful next time." gone."

Xiao Beicheng bowed his head to thank him, while Eunuch Huan looked at Junziyou with cold eyes, quite dissatisfied.

His city is very deep, and he knows that it is too early to decide that this person can't make waves. Since King Jin intends to push him to the stage to be a clown, he doesn't mind watching a good show.

When everyone was in a stalemate and no one wanted to say anything first, the eunuch waiting outside the hall quietly entered the door and whispered something in the ear of Eunuch Huan Yi. The latter hesitated for a moment, and then smiled at Emperor Yuan .

"Your Majesty, Prime Minister Li is here."