Self-help guide for non-professional young masters

Jun Ziyou spent most of his life trying to escape from Xiao Beicheng's clutches, walking through the grove in one breath, he suddenly felt that something was missing.

There were a few rags and the only valuable jade pendant in the baggage, and he touched himself from head to toe, but he didn’t lose anything. When he decided to go home, he finally found that the lack had been haunting him. The soft meow in the ear.

"Little Black! Little Black!!"

Looking back along the way he came, Junziyou found that there were still a few plum blossom footprints on the ground at the place where he had just stopped. Only the front paws could make the upward force.

At the same time, the messy ruts and horseshoe marks on the side were carefully avoided here. It can be seen that Xiao Beicheng deliberately left this clue for him, and told him openly: the cat is in the hands of the king. If you want to save its life, you have to go to the capital in person. to redeem.

Gentleman You sighed deeply, and without thinking about it, he headed towards the capital...

Xiao Beicheng was sure that he would definitely come to the capital, and after returning to the palace, Shen Ci never understood it, "My lord, it's just a cat, how can you be sure that Mr. "

At that time, Xiao Beicheng hugged the black cat, carefully applied ointment to the wound on its hind leg, wrapped a layer of bandage carefully, washed off the blood on his hands, took a piece of fat from the tray handed by the maid, and fed it Bai Falcon, who stared at the black cat helplessly for a long time, said with a smile: "You said that this gentleman is not a family, why did he run away in a hurry and only brought a few changes of clothes and this cat?"

"Maybe it's because I didn't plan to stay outside for too long, and I'll go back after the limelight passes."

"It's autumn now, and there is no need to bathe and change clothes every day. It can be seen that he is still preparing for not going home for a long time. The cats in the folk are different from the imperial cats in the palace. If the owner doesn't feed them, he will find food by himself. He is considered a gentleman. You don't carry such a burden, and it won't starve to death, which shows that cats are not so important to him."

Shen Ci stared at the cat's two hind legs that were splinted and unable to move, and couldn't believe it, "But this... this is a black cat, it is ominous, and it will bring disaster. Besides, if they are all injured like this, it is impossible for them to move." What's the point of raising a mouse if you can't catch a mouse to protect your home?"

"Then you have to ask its owner yourself."

Within a few days, the disheartened Jun Ziyou arrived at the imperial capital Chang'an.

Coming from a small town, he had never seen much of the world, and before entering the city gate, he stretched his neck and looked in. Seeing the bustling crowd and the soft red Shengshi Jinghua, his saliva was almost drooling.

Seeing that he was very suspicious, the soldiers guarding the city took him into a corner and questioned him, "Stop! Where did he come from? What's his name? What are you doing here in the capital? Temporary or long-term residence, is there any certificate?"

Several questions in a row made Junzi feel a little confused. Looking at the endless stream of people coming and going, he knew that he was being targeted, so he quickly greeted him with a smile.

"Master Jun, I'm visiting Gusu Junzi, and I came to the capital to find cats."

"What Gusu gentleman, I'm still a gentleman in Chang'an. Looking for a cat? What kind of cat? You're a bit suspicious..." The guard looked him up and down, but he still didn't think he was a good person. "You, go with me!"

Even the step of reporting to the higher authorities was omitted, and Jun Ziyou was directly handcuffed and fettered, and was thrown into the capital prison on the charge of suspected espionage.

It’s true that he entered the city inexplicably, but he became a prisoner in this way. It’s a small matter if he doesn’t see Xiao Beicheng, and he can’t save Xiao Hei. Crying about being wronged.

"Master Jun, which country do you see can be as poor as me? I am really looking for a cat. My cat is in the hands of King Jin. I have to take it home!"

"Fart! You still want to overwhelm me, how could the majestic King Jin hold your cat hostage, you really think I'm easy to deceive?"

The guard pushed him into the cell and locked the door, took away his only baggage, threw away a pile of tatters, took out the only valuable jade pendant, and weighed it in his hand.

"Wait! That won't work, that's my father..."

"Your ancestors can't save you now, I'm afraid you will spend your whole life in prison, I will accept this little thing, grandpa. Hey! Er Zhuzi, I have some wine tonight!"

"Hey! Why are you like this! Hey!!"

Even though he shouted at the top of his lungs in the cell, no one paid any attention to his insignificant person, but woke up the sleeping inmates.

Hearing his familiar voice, the man in the cell next door was about to move, and leaned closer to Jun Ziyou by the wall, beckoning him to come forward with his hand.

"Sir, are you a Gusu gentleman?"

Hey, Hu Luoping Pingyang can still meet old acquaintances, isn't it strange?

Jun Ziyou was curious about this person's identity, he leaned against the railing of the cell and couldn't see the other person's face, only a few strokes of messy hair sticking out of the hay.

"You are……"

"Sir, have you forgotten me? I visited you in Gusu a few days ago!"

"Oh? You are King Jin Xiao Beicheng? You have fallen to such a level in just a few days, worse than me."

"Hey, sir, what nonsense are you talking about? My surname is Jian, and my first name is injury. I am the one who published and sold your copy of "The Romance of the King of Jin"!"

"You are that profiteer!"

"That's right, it's the little one. Because this book caused trouble for the upper body and angered King Jin, he will suffer in this prison. You don't know, King Jin is really cruel, and he will keep the little one in this cell for a few days. You don’t get water to eat, so the little one has to tell you about your stay in Gusu..."

When Jun Ziyou heard this, something was wrong, "I said how could the dignified King Jin find my hometown all of a sudden? Is it because you betrayed me?"

Kanshang realized that he had sold himself by saying this, and felt that the situation was not good, so he quickly retracted his head.

But Junziyou moved one step faster than him, and he didn't let go of his messy hair, which made the profiteer whine again and again.

"Aww! Sir, let go, it's not a small thing to hurt you, it's really King Jin's cruel methods... Let go, let go, your scalp will be ripped off!"

"Pull your scalp! I want to tear your mouth apart!!"

Jun Ziyou wished he could get the profiteer out and beat him up, when the commotion was raging, there was a low gasp suddenly from the cell, which made the hairs on his back stand on end, he didn't dare to turn his head back.

I heard that there are more dead than living people in this capital city, especially in such a place with the most yin energy, it is hard to guarantee that there will not be one or two lonely ghosts...

He swallowed, and let go of the hand that was holding the profiteer. There was a thin layer of sweat in his palm, and he shivered and huddled in the corner, as if he was afraid of being seen.

Seeing his virtue, the other in the cell laughed, lifted the quilt and walked to Jun Ziyou, stretched out a finger, and poked him on the back.

"It's not that friends don't get together, it seems that there will be no less fun in this capital prison in the future."

"Lezi...?"

"From the conversation just now, you should be the rightful owner who wrote "The Romance of the King of Jin". You have to thank this profiteer, and you will never forget to help you broaden your money when you are in prison. Look, the opposite prison My Master Liu, although I came here because of corruption and bribery, I have admired you for a long time, and meeting you here today is called fate."

"..."

"Here, there is that butcher Zhang next door. I don't want people to say something bad about you. Some people accused you of writing dirty and indecent, which is unsightly. He took a knife and severely injured him that night. Chopping ribs at Caishikou."

Unable to understand whether these words were praise or derogation, Jun Ziyou repeatedly rubbed against the wall, his whole body stuck against the wall, it's a pity that the prison cell is such a big place, and he couldn't escape.

He mustered up the courage to raise his eyes and looked at this man. He looked about in his early twenties, and he was wearing a hard suit instead of a prison uniform, which meant that he was a privileged master in the prison. Maybe he had committed a crime and was waiting for his family to get money. The son of the redeemer, he doesn't look like a good bird at first glance.

But for the first time, he hugged this thigh tightly, maybe he would think of himself when he went out, and rescued himself along the way.

Jun Ziyou smiled, and then continued, "Then you... I mean, you know me too?"

"Of course, I've read your masterpiece long before I came in, and I have a deep memory of the scene in which the king of Jin punished the disobedient male favorite in prison. And I'm different from them, they are coveted by Mr. , I...is your body, Mr. Greedy..."

Jun Ziyou quickly tightened his neckline, Xin Dao bird is so big that there are all kinds of forests, and the water in the capital is too deep.

He gripped his belt tightly and rubbed it to the side without a trace, regretting why he didn't know how to write such a bad book.

Fortunately, this inmate didn't show any animal behavior. After yawning, he lay back on the bed covered with hay, patted the vacant space beside him, and said that it was a place for a gentleman to roam, but the latter hurriedly shook his head and refused.

"Don't be so nervous, it's just talking, what else can I really do to you? You are the one that King Jin likes. How can we ordinary people dare to covet you? I don't know flowers, dare to say that in this big prison Here, only I can rescue you, why not make a deal?"

As soon as Junziyou heard something interesting, he leaned forward and stared at Huabushi eagerly. His longing eyes were as if he was in the midst of a huge wave and finally saw a survivor who was at the straw.

Seeing his reaction, Hua Bushi also became interested, and pretended to be a little bit closer, trying to pull Jun Ziyou in front of him to whisper.

Cheng wanted to stretch out his hand, but the latter misinterpreted his meaning, and immediately scrambled back to the original place, holding on to the belt tightly and refusing to let go.

"No, I will not use this to trade with you, I am a man of principle!"

Sure enough, it is impossible for an unscrupulous person to have serious things in their minds.

Hua Bushi, who was too lazy to explain, simply took out a bunch of keys from his arms, threw them in front of Jun Ziyou, turned his back to him, and continued to sleep on his big head.

Jun Ziyou naturally suspected that this was just a way for Hua Buzhi to make him happy. May I ask which idiot would be so stupid as to hold a key in his hand and be imprisoned and unable to move an inch?

However, there are so many strange people in the capital, so there is no guarantee that there will be no surprises. Jun Ziyou held on to that little bit of hope, and inserted the keys into the lockholes one by one to turn them. He tried several times in succession to no avail.

Just when he was about to give up in despair, the door of the cell opened with a loud bang.

"No way! Can you really go out?!"

He couldn't believe his eyes, he turned his head and looked at the back with Erlang's legs crossed, with a happy face of ignorance, he asked politely: "Young man, do you want to go together?"

"If you want to leave, don't you leave early? The food here is good. I still want to stay a few more days. If you want to leave, you go. But I have to say, you will come back here soon, and you will be locked up here voluntarily."

"I'm not a fool! Then I'll be rude!"

Jun Ziyou couldn't wait to rush out of the cell, so excited that he even forgot to return the key, all he could think about was how to get back the stolen jade pendant.

Jian Shang in the cell next door was jealous when he saw Junzi You was running, and reached out to grab his ankle and tripped him, causing Junzi You to lose his temper, pulling his disheveled hair and kicking him in the face.

"Let go! Let go quickly! Young Master, I have something urgent, so don't get in the way!!"

"Sir! We are grasshoppers on the same rope. We have the same blessings and share the same difficulties. You can't leave me alone. If you rescue me today, I will have a prosperous career in the future. I will never forget you!"

"Being with you, I didn't enjoy the blessings, but I suffered a lot. I believed your nonsense!!"

Jun Ziyou's kick left a clear shoe print on Jian Shang's face, just as the latter let go of the pain, Jun Ziyou shook off the dog skin plaster stuck to his leg, stumbled and took a few steps, Before he had time to run out of the prison gate, he suddenly faced the previous person.

Hua Bushi lay in the cell and said to himself: "Three...two..."

Just when he counted to "one", Jun Ziyou returned to the cell obediently without saying a word, closed the door very consciously, inserted the lock on the door along the way, and stood upright against the wall.

Afterwards, there were footsteps approaching slowly, and one person stopped in front of the cell where he and Hua didn't know each other, with a hint of humor.

"Coincidentally, sir, we meet again."