Self-help guide for non-professional young masters

Li Beiyou, a well-known child prodigy in Beijing, is seven years old this year.

The neighbors all said that this child has a bright future. He can recite the Four Books and Five Classics upside down at the age of three, and he will be a rare talent in the future. Homework, non-stop all day, for fear of falling behind in schoolwork, but unexpectedly, such a heavy love weighed him down.

Today is his seventh birthday, and inside and outside the Li Mansion are full of celebrations, only he himself is frowning, hiding in a remote corner, looking up at the clear sky, and suddenly sees a flash of white snow, can't help but think of himself How wonderful it would be to be a falcon soaring in the sky with wings...

He sighed helplessly, as if his voice was louder, disturbing someone's peace, when he suddenly heard a strange noise, the grass nearby shook unnaturally, as if something strange was hiding in it.

He stood up vigilantly, backed up step by step, and trembled with fear as the nanny's ghost story appeared in his heart: "Who is so... who! Come out, no, don't be scary!"

The strange sound stopped abruptly, and there was no response for a long time. Li Beiyou made up his mind to muster up the courage to go and find out. Finally, he took the first step when a huge creature jumped out of the grass, which made him scream and almost fainted. past.

I saw a boy who was about the same age as him suddenly stood up, holding a little furry guy in his arms, and happily congratulated him: "Master! Today is your birthday, let's see what good things I found for you!" !"

The visitor didn't expect that the surprise turned into a fright, and he frightened his timid young master. He tried to reach out to hold him, but he couldn't catch up. He watched Li Beiyou stumbled and fell into the haystack, and the hay was blown by the wind. , fell all over the man.

"Master, master, I didn't mean to scare you, don't be angry, I just... Huh? Why are you crying, master, you didn't scare me... Sorry, I really didn't expect this to happen, master, don't Are you angry?"

Seeing that Li Beiyou's eyes were red, the boy coaxed him in a hurry, but Li Beiyou got angry with him, wiped away the tears on his face indiscriminately, and pushed him away angrily, "Who is crying, don't talk nonsense, who will be caught?" Your little trick is frightening, hum!"

Knowing that he was just angry and refused to admit it, the boy snickered and rubbed Li Beiyou's head, "Okay, master, don't be angry, this time it's my fault, but today is your birthday, I can I don't want to spoil your good mood, so if you get angry, you can get angry again tomorrow, okay?"

This is a method he always likes to use. Whenever that person loses his temper, he will always find some reason to delay it until tomorrow. By the next day, that person will definitely forget about it, and the matter will be over.

Sure enough, as he expected, Li Beiyou fell for the trick, humming and pouting his lips, as if letting him go, then turned his head to look at the furry real body.

...It turned out to be a cat with gray fur all over its body, its blue eyes are very energetic, and it looks extremely cute.

"This...this is..."

Seeing that he liked him so much, the boy was also happy, "I found this outside the young master's room today, maybe I want to celebrate your birthday together, if the young master likes it, then stay."

Li Beiyou's eyes were shining, as if there were stars in his eyes, but soon he lowered his eyebrows again, lost, and sighed: "My parents won't let me keep it, they just want me to study hard, and I shouldn't put it in my heart." Time wasted on such useless things."

The boy wanted to refute, but he couldn't think of any reasonable excuses, and he became depressed along with him. The two children hugged the cute and cute cat, and they both lost their minds.

Just at this time, a head popped up on the wall, looked at the two frowning children with a smile, and said hello first: "I sighed when I was young, but I will be fine when I grow up. If there is any trouble It’s over, let the omnipotent adults help you solve it.”

The two children looked at the "adult" who was leaning on the edge of the wall with both hands, twisted his body with great effort, put one leg up, and then wobbled over the blocking wall, and immediately became wary.

Realizing the defensiveness of these two little guys, Jun Ziyou first praised the two children's parents for their good teaching, patted the dust on his body, pointed to the cat they were holding, and said with a smile: "I can It’s not a bad person, to be honest, I’m here to find my little guy, it’s called ‘My God’, it shouldn’t cause you any trouble.”

'My God' saw Junziyou, immediately became excited, twisted his small body to escape from the arms of the two children, jumped onto Junziyou's shoulders, and spread joy in his arms.

The two children looked at each other, and lowered their heads as if they had made a mistake. Jun Ziyou touched Li Beiyou's head, seeing his mournful face, pinched his soft little face, put his fingertips against the corner of his mouth, Made him smile.

"On such a festive day, the little birthday star should be happy. This is a rare opportunity. Let me show you a unique skill."

After all, Jun Ziyou whistled and gave an order, and the surrounding grass was rustling. Although Li Beiyou was not as scared as before, he was still a little nervous. He pursed his lips and waited quietly for this strange "adult" to make a move, seemingly calm , In fact, tears are in the eyes.

Immediately afterwards, a black cat emerged from the tree, uttered a cat meow soft enough to melt people's hearts, jumped down, stood next to Li Beiyou, gently rubbed his leg as a gesture of goodwill, and then came the fence Outside, on the eaves, beside the flowers and plants... Several cats of different colors came out from all over the place, shaking their heads and swaying in front of him, not afraid of people, as long as he stretched out his hand, the cats would grow The barbed tongue licked his palm, a little prickly, very cute.

Li Beiyou laughed through tears, casually picked up the black cat closest to him, hugged it in his arms, rubbed its soft fur, and the sorrow just disappeared in an instant.

Junzi swam up, hugged Xiaobai from the wall who was so fat that he could barely walk, rubbed its round belly, and seeing that it was inconvenient to move, he let it lie in his arms.

He looked at Li Beiyou who was playing with the cat and was happier than ever before, and suddenly remembered something, his eyes were a little melancholy.

Suddenly, he felt his cuffs being pulled away, and when he looked down, it was the boy who was close to Li Beiyou.

"Uncle," the boy blushed with embarrassment, "thank you for making the young master feel better. Today is the young master's birthday. If he can't be happy all the time, I don't know what to do."

Jun Ziyou also patted the boy's head, and said with a smile: "What's your name uncle, how can you be so old, good boy, call him brother."

The boy responded with some hesitation, and then called "Brother".Taking a closer look, this person has delicate features and looks very good-looking. There are no wrinkles on his face, and the long hair that hangs down like a waterfall is also as black as ink. He really doesn't look like he is old.

The gentleman who got his wish was full of joy, and seeing the boy looked familiar, he asked his name.

The boy replied: "My name is Boxi, my uncle's uncle, Hope's Xi, I don't have a father, so I don't have a surname. The young master said that I can take the surname Li with him, but I don't think I deserve to use the surname of the master's family. Second-rate……"

Jun Ziyou felt deeply guilty, before he could apologize, someone came up to him, saw this scene, and scolded: "Bo Xi, why are you running around with the young master again, Madam is about to cry, you brat... ..."

The maid of Li's mansion stepped forward, grabbed Pelliot's hand, and was about to take the two children back. When she accidentally caught sight of cats running around everywhere and Jun Ziyou who came uninvited, the maid hoped apologetically. Looking at that person, he suddenly froze.

Because of the awkward staring at each other at this moment, Jun Ziyou also felt that this person looked familiar. After squinting for a while, he realized that he was similar to Pelliot. Then the memories flashed back in his mind, and the fragments were pieced together. A beautiful face coincided with the facial features of the person in front of him. He was about to call out the name, but when he saw that the other person was panic-stricken, he pulled the child and was about to run away in despair. He immediately tried to persuade him to stay.

"Why run away when you see me, I'm not a man-eating monster."

The maid shrank and stopped, not daring to look back at him for a long time.

Gentleman You sighed, walked around to the woman, saw that she couldn't help avoiding his gaze, first showed a smile, and expressed goodwill, "We meet again after a long time, we should catch up, right? Lan Xin."

Lan Xin froze when she heard her name, turned her head away, avoiding the man's gaze, and stubbornly argued: "Your Excellency, I have misidentified you, slave... I don't know Lan Xin."

"How can you admit your mistake? You are so beautiful. If a man takes a look at you, you will never forget it in your life..."

Before she finished speaking, Lan Xin cried and knelt down, pulled Jun Ziyou by the hem of his clothes and begged: "My lord, what happened in the past was my fault, and it was all my fault. I am willing to pay the price and bear the punishment, but I beg you Don't hurt Pelli, he is my only son, my only hope, please don't hurt him, please..."

Lan Xin cried miserably, not only Pelliot, but even Li Beiyou was terrified, Junziyou shook his head helplessly, pulled Lan Xin to stand up, attracted the cats' attention with a bead the size of an egg, and signaled Pelli with his eyes Going to play with Li Beiyou, the child hesitated and looked at his mother. Seeing her nodding, he obediently went.

Dismissing the two ignorant children, Junziyou found a relatively clean and flat place to sit down, and called Lan Xin to join him. The latter had a deadly handle in his hands, and there was no room for rejection, so he had no choice but to hold on. Scalp sat down together, fiddling with his fingertips uneasily, racking his brains to think of a way out.

However, Jun Ziyou's first sentence shocked her: "Actually, I have always had a knot in my heart all these years. It is about not being able to find out your difficulty early and find a way to get out of it for you in time. I have always felt ashamed of you, and even after learning about your situation and whereabouts, I have not been able to muster up the courage to meet you and say sorry to you personally."

Lan Xin was stunned and couldn't believe what she heard.

The man squeezed out a smile, and said again: "Today is a special day, the seventh birthday of Mr. Li Sangong and the young master of the daughter of the Cao family. I came to congratulate you. Actually, I didn't intend to appear in front of you, thinking about things The past many years should be forgotten, so why bother to expose the old scars? Seeing that you are living a peaceful life now, I am sincerely happy for you, and I can't help but... I hope you can forgive me for my abruptness."

Lan Xin looked at his side face, turned her head to wipe away her tears, forced the corners of her mouth to turn up, "My lord, don't you... don't you hate?"

"Man dies for money, and bird dies for food. You have gone the wrong way just to live. After all, you have no personal enmity with me. What is there to complain about? It's just sad that the poor people have not been spared in this world... see When you mother and son come out of the shadows, I feel at ease, I hope my presumptuousness didn't disturb you, otherwise I will be sad for a long time after I go back."

The gentleman smiled, blinked at Lan Xin, put Xiao Bai in his arms on the ground, and let it play with the two innocent children, his eyes showed the love of the elders and a trace of envy that could not be concealed , it can be seen that he likes children very much, and perhaps he once looked forward to having his own children.

Lan Xin let go of her knot with him, and became more courageous, and couldn't help gossiping: "A few years ago, my lord and the prince got married, and the neighbors were still guessing how you two would carry on the family line and whether you would call some escorts My concubine raised her child together after giving birth... Don't be surprised, we have no malicious intentions, just pure curiosity, to tell you the truth, I can't help but want to ask, have you... ever thought about having your own children?"

Jun Ziyou raised his head slightly, faced this question squarely, thought for a while, and told the truth: "I thought about it, but the last time I thought about it was when I didn't leave Gusu. It's normal for young people to like to think wildly. Ever since I met the prince, I have completely stopped thinking about it. From the first moment I saw him, I knew that the rest of my life would belong to this person, and unless he could help me have a baby, I was destined to be I'm going to die off my children and grandchildren."

Lan Xin was amused by him, she covered her face and chuckled, "Then these years, are you still happy?"

"I don't know what happiness is. I only know that someone kisses me in the morning, someone hugs me to sleep in the middle of the night, someone accompany me to watch the snow in the cold winter, and someone watch the moon with me in the midsummer. Every day I cherish the love when I first met him. , love to the bone, that is, love, know each other, accompany, stay together, no matter what time, there are people who miss me, and I also have people who care about, this is enough for a lifetime."

As he said that, Junzi got up and whistled, and the cats who came with him obediently came to his feet, and "meowed" at the two children a few times as a farewell.

"Okay, it's getting late, and if Xiaoshou Xing doesn't show up again, the guests should wait anxiously."

Li Beiyou rarely showed a smile, and when he heard his words, he pulled his bitter face again. Junzi Youxin said that this child's thoughts are all written on his face, as innocent as a piece of white paper, he is really cute.

He grabbed a large handful of milk sweets wrapped in oil paper from his sleeve and stuffed them into Li Beiyou's hands, "This is my birthday gift to the little birthday boy, but remember not to eat too much. If you are obedient, I will bring it every now and then. Let the cats come and play with you, okay?"

The child was innocent, nodded, laughed again, and said happily: "Thank you uncle, uncle is the best, and I want to play with uncle in the future."

"Tsk," the man raised his eyebrows, "I said it all, not uncle, but brother."

"...You are still taking advantage of children at an early age, Concubine Ai, if this word gets out, where will I put my face?"

Looking back, Xiao Beicheng was standing at the place where he climbed over the wall just now, looking at him with a half-smile.

How could everyone have imagined that Mr. Shaoqing, who came to teach Li Beiyou how to be obedient and not always thinking about running out, actually sneaked out of the palace.

Xiao Beicheng climbed over the wall, grabbed Junziyou's belt, and hugged him by the waist. Lan Xin hurriedly covered the eyes of the two children and told them not to look around. Shi Yi made light work, and let out a heartfelt exclamation when he walked over the wall and left with the reluctant gentleman.

"It turns out that it's Brother Immortal..."

Knowing that the two hadn't gone far, Lan Xin said loudly in the direction of their departure: "My lord! Thank you for finding a good job for me regardless of the previous suspicions, so that I can have a place to live, your great kindness Great Virtue, slaves will never forget, if there is a next life..."

Junziyou covered his ears, deliberately forcibly ignored the keywords of "becoming a cow and a horse", put one hand around Xiao Beicheng's neck, and flaunted, "Did you see? I am also a flower in Kyoto, and there will be people who will grab it in my next life." Be my daughter-in-law, but be nervous, and be careful not to want you when the time comes."

Xiao Beicheng stopped, tilted his head to stare at him, and bit his lips hard, "What are you talking about, concubine? I owe you a lesson, don't you?"

Jun Ziyou became obedient after suffering from the pain, he stopped arguing with him, and obediently lay in his arms, whispering in his ear: "That being said, I can't take the credit for this matter, I found an errand for Lan Xin , I am not the one who allows her to give birth to a child and live a stable life, so which baby has left my name for her good deeds?"

The man snorted disapprovingly, "It's not that the king helped her, it's because of her good luck, Cao Yuwan became pregnant shortly after giving birth, and Li Chenyi was in a hurry to find an experienced maid to accompany his wife."

"Then what did you do just now?" Jun Ziyou took out a colored strip from Xiao Beicheng's collar, and waved it in front of the man, "Don't hear that Xiao Beiyou was overwhelmed by schoolwork, so I deliberately Let's talk to his parents."

"..." Accustomed to being exposed, Xiao Beicheng simply stopped pretending, put his feet on the ground, pushed the person against the wall, and kissed the person on the lips lightly.

"That kid's name is good, and you like it very much, so naturally he can help. Aifei, tell me, do you want your own child?"

Jun Ziyou opened his eyes wide, and asked seriously: "If I say yes, may the prince give birth to me?"

"I'm afraid it won't work, but if you want to try, maybe you still have a chance." Xiao Beicheng bewitched, "Why don't you try again? Just in case..."

"It's all public, so what's the chance? Why don't you pray more to Master Rabbit, maybe the child will fall in the sky tomorrow."

"Speaking of this, I seem to have discovered that there is an extra clay statue of the rabbit in the yard, and there is a note under it, which says 'counterattack is the first'. It's a coincidence, isn't it? The king also worships the rabbit. You think he is Bless this king, a good man who enshrines ten thousand guan gold and silver, or you, a poor ghost who is penniless and still owes this king more than a thousand taels of silver?"

Jun Ziyou looked at his hands that were tied above his head and could not move, and confirmed once again the fact that ghosts and monsters have limited abilities.

Bah, the dog god who watches people order dishes...

The author has something to say: There was an unexpected situation yesterday, and I couldn’t update it in time. I knelt down and admitted my mistake to all the masters!Leopard cried.

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