Self-help guide for non-professional young masters
Chapter 1 Mr.
There is a teacher in Gusu who looks very handsome.
A good-looking talent, gentle and casual, attracting the hearts of countless girls, the only shortcoming is that he likes to drink a few glasses when he has nothing to do, his wine quality is not good, and he likes to write some poems and draw some wonderful pictures when he is drunk Matched, and later bound into a book, it became a masterpiece.
Someone liked his literary talents and painting skills, so he came to discuss cooperation matters in person. It happened that this gentleman, who was drunk, agreed to the matter, and without a word, signed his name on the cover - Junziyou.
Looking at Junziyou who was drunk, the profiteer smiled obsequiously, with wrinkles on his face, "Sir, you have to give this book a name, don't you? And the characters in it, it's better to have some gimmicks..."
Under the explicit hint, the gentleman swung his head a little, swiped the pen, and a line of delicate handwriting appeared on the paper.
Later, a strange book called "The Romance of the King of Jin" became popular throughout Chang'an City.
So where is Chang'an City?The imperial capital of a country is where King Jin Xiao Beicheng's power lies.
This "Jin" and "Jin" have the same pronunciation. It is a bit far-fetched to say that it is not an insinuation, so the audience is well aware that the protagonist of the affair is the nephew of the current emperor, and he will unconsciously bring King Jin himself into this book Among the details of the description, it is called a fragrant...
This matter spread more and more, and spread farther and farther, and finally Xiao Beicheng heard the news and read the storybook himself, okay, it was written in plain Chinese, and readers only need to know a few big characters to read it. Knowing the profound meaning of it, dare to write any words about tigers and wolves, it is simply audacious!
It doesn't matter even the big bastard who doesn't know a single word. Every illustration in the book can be explored in depth. When Ben came back to take a look, Xiao Beicheng became the talk of the people in the capital after dinner.
What a shame.
Who is Xiao Beicheng?Relatives of the emperor, princes and generals, can they suffer from such dumbness?Without procrastination, he first arrested the profiteer who sold pornographic books and put him in prison. After starving him for a few days, he honestly explained Jun Ziyou's whereabouts.
Listening to the report from his personal guard Shen Ci, King Jin said that the author of the torn book was in Gusu. He stared at the neatly written "Gentleman You" on the cover, sneered, tore the pages of the book to pieces, and threw them into a charcoal brazier to burn. After dusting off the ashes, he whistled to summon his beloved pet, and said through gritted teeth: "Then go on a long trip and meet this 'gentleman'."
So King Jin with a falcon on his left arm met Mr. with a black cat on his shoulder.
They are both pets, one is radiant and the other is half-dead.
One is snow-white without a trace of stray hair, and the other is black without a trace of stray hair.
Looking at his master again, the crimson-clothed black robe is also embroidered with a coiled dragon with teeth and claws, which is too bad for a gentleman. The python robe with four claws, the sword on the left, and the sachet on the right, are either rich or expensive.
On the other hand, is he worthy of his commoner clothes?He doesn't deserve it.
If you want to know what happened, you have to start from half a stick of incense ago.
Junziyou is still teaching the children to read and write in his private school. He suddenly heard the commotion outside the house. When he went out, he saw a mighty entourage standing in front of the door. With the cigarette stick between his fingers, a faint white mist overflowed from the bamboo curtain.
The gentleman has a very bright mind, he understands everything when he sees this situation, and he guesses that the other party is the one who wants to kill him the most right now, so he quickly invites him in, and sits on the most expensive...wooden bench. nonsense.
"My lord, you don't need to say anything. I'm a very virtual child. I grew up in a small Taoist temple. I'm proficient in wind and water metaphysics. Why did you come all the way to find me? If you choose a yin house, you've found the right person. In a word, once the money is in place, I will immediately travel all over the world, go up to the sea, and dig three feet to find you a place with a good geomantic omen, what do you think?"
Listening to this, Shen Ci was in a cold sweat. Seeing his prince's complexion getting worse and worse, he thought to himself that this gentleman is really desperate, with a knife on his neck, and he still has the mood to talk nonsense.
However, Xiao Beicheng suppressed his anger, handed the cigarette stick to Shen Ci, lit the tobacco and took a deep breath, took a few steps closer and slightly bowed his head, breathing the smoke on Junziyou's face, causing the latter to cough repeatedly.
"This king thinks you are right. You can write such obscene things. Not only do you have a good kidney, but you are also courageous. The insinuation is really yours."
Jun Ziyou shook his head like a rattle, "Hey, my lord, you are joking, I can't afford to wear this hat, so I'm sorry to say it bluntly..." He leaned into Xiao Beicheng's ear in a mysterious way, and asked in a low voice: "...Are you Regent?"
"Bold! There is an emperor and empress dowager, and there is a civil and military dual face in front of you. If you dare to talk nonsense, your tongue will be pulled out!"
"That's it. Anyone who has read the book will know that the King Jin in this article is the regent. Not to mention that beautiful girl and showman, even the emperor dares to sleep. I dare to ask, are you worthy?"
Hearing these words, Shen Ci was terrified, the back of his neck was blowing cold wind, he thought to himself who is this sacred person, but he really dares to say anything, does he know who he is facing?King Xiao Beicheng of Jin who insists on one thing in the capital, even the emperor wants to give him three points of face
All the entourages stood on end when they heard Jun Ziyou's words, only Xiao Beicheng smiled instead of anger, put the cigarette rod back into his sleeve, and walked to the court with one hand behind his back.
"Shen Ci, do you know what Tianhou said after watching "Discussing Wu Zhao"?"
This seems to be a question to Shen Ci, but it is actually addressed to the gentleman, the former does not understand why, and the latter listens attentively.
"Hmm... the chancellor is too much for such a talent to be reused?"
"That's right, this proclamation was written by King Luo Bin when he followed Xu Jingye to fight against Empress Wu. Tianhou saw all the crimes described in it, and found out where King Luo Bin's talent lies. income."
"But King Luo Bin didn't seek refuge with the Empress Dowager. After Xu Jingye's defeat, he disappeared and never appeared again."
"To put it bluntly, he can't see the current situation clearly. To put it bluntly, he doesn't know good and bad, so his ending is only one death. And recently, this king has also discovered a person's talent, but he doesn't know whether he is Tao Guangyun. Jade, or the crane that does not dance..."
Xiao Beicheng looked at Junziyou with a smirk, but the latter seemed to be a normal person, and listened to the two of them singing a harmony, and later realized that what he said was wrong, he was obviously talking about him, so he hurriedly retreated After taking a few steps, he responded with an awkward yet polite smile.
"My lord..."
"Although the words and sentences in "The Romance of the King of Jin" are not elegant, they make good use of rhetoric to create a wonderful artistic conception, just like in the fourth section of chapter three, "Ruyi raises the wine cup full of gold, and spends several springs Resounding Yan Crying' this sentence."
Shen Ci savored it for a long time, but couldn't figure out the meaning, "My lord, isn't Ruyi for itching, Qiongshang...isn't it for drinking?"
"You are so stupid as a pig. You have not improved at all after following this king all these years!"
It can be seen that if the spectator has no writing or ink in his belly, or knows nothing about it, he will not be able to appreciate the meaning of it.
While suddenly realizing it, it also makes people wonder whether King Jin is well versed in this way...
Jun Ziyou sneered and fanned the flames, "Oh my lord, as an author, I can't remember these details clearly, but you can memorize them fluently. How many times did you read them before you can remember them so deeply?"
"To make this king have the ability to never forget, sir is really a god. For your literary talent, this king traveled thousands of miles from the imperial capital to Gusu, in order to seek talents. I don't know if you can give me some advice." ?”
Hearing that the address had changed, Jun Ziyou felt something was wrong, it seemed that this fellow was probably trying to trick him into a trap, so he had to quickly find a reason to escape.
I have already thought about my words, and said that he is actually an immortal who has come to the mortal world. King Jin is the noble man who has given him advice in this life. .
... At worst, I will find a small town in a few days, squat down the street, set up a fortune-telling stall and be deceived. It is better than being abducted by King Jin to the capital for no reason, and I will not even know how I died.
The gentleman You Mei rubbed his hands with a smile, "My lord, listen to me, it's actually..."
"If you want to decline, it's okay. In ancient times, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty visited the thatched cottage three times in order to ask Zhuge Kongming to come out of the mountain to help. Now I, Xiao Beicheng, looking for talents, come to Gusu to look around. Remember, sir, four times. You only have four times Chance."
Simply don't give the gentleman a chance to talk freely, Xiao Beicheng is also a straightforward person, he really has the aura of a corporal who pays attention to the thatched hut, he is not intimidating, and he is not intimidating, it really looks like that.
Hearing this, Junziyou straightened his back, exuding the temperament of a scholarly scholar, so that others would think that he is just a low-level literary scholar who can only write scripts, and he bowed like a dog, He said loudly: "The villain thanked the prince for his kindness, and sent him off respectfully."
I still thought about sending this one away quickly, so that he could pack up and prepare to run away.
Xiao Beicheng went out the door without hesitation, and when he passed by, the white falcon standing on his left arm was still flapping its wings, howling at the black cat on Junziyou's shoulder.
There was a lot of movement, and the latter was also taken aback. He didn't expect that the cat master he had raised for several years was an expert who was really used to seeing the big world. He went straight to Bai Falcon and scratched it with his paw, making King Jin His beloved pet died on the spot.
This episode made Junziyou realize that Xiao Beicheng would never let him go easily.Sure enough, after leaving the courtyard where he could only accommodate two pairs of feet with the accompanying people, the man got into the carriage, pretended to wander around the courtyard, and stopped in front of the door again.
Shen Ci stepped forward and lifted the curtain, a hand with well-articulated bones protruded from the inside holding a cigarette stick, was helped out of the car by his attendants, and stood outside the door with his hands behind his back.
"Sir, Xiao Wang Er visits the thatched cottage, please enlighten me."
A good-looking talent, gentle and casual, attracting the hearts of countless girls, the only shortcoming is that he likes to drink a few glasses when he has nothing to do, his wine quality is not good, and he likes to write some poems and draw some wonderful pictures when he is drunk Matched, and later bound into a book, it became a masterpiece.
Someone liked his literary talents and painting skills, so he came to discuss cooperation matters in person. It happened that this gentleman, who was drunk, agreed to the matter, and without a word, signed his name on the cover - Junziyou.
Looking at Junziyou who was drunk, the profiteer smiled obsequiously, with wrinkles on his face, "Sir, you have to give this book a name, don't you? And the characters in it, it's better to have some gimmicks..."
Under the explicit hint, the gentleman swung his head a little, swiped the pen, and a line of delicate handwriting appeared on the paper.
Later, a strange book called "The Romance of the King of Jin" became popular throughout Chang'an City.
So where is Chang'an City?The imperial capital of a country is where King Jin Xiao Beicheng's power lies.
This "Jin" and "Jin" have the same pronunciation. It is a bit far-fetched to say that it is not an insinuation, so the audience is well aware that the protagonist of the affair is the nephew of the current emperor, and he will unconsciously bring King Jin himself into this book Among the details of the description, it is called a fragrant...
This matter spread more and more, and spread farther and farther, and finally Xiao Beicheng heard the news and read the storybook himself, okay, it was written in plain Chinese, and readers only need to know a few big characters to read it. Knowing the profound meaning of it, dare to write any words about tigers and wolves, it is simply audacious!
It doesn't matter even the big bastard who doesn't know a single word. Every illustration in the book can be explored in depth. When Ben came back to take a look, Xiao Beicheng became the talk of the people in the capital after dinner.
What a shame.
Who is Xiao Beicheng?Relatives of the emperor, princes and generals, can they suffer from such dumbness?Without procrastination, he first arrested the profiteer who sold pornographic books and put him in prison. After starving him for a few days, he honestly explained Jun Ziyou's whereabouts.
Listening to the report from his personal guard Shen Ci, King Jin said that the author of the torn book was in Gusu. He stared at the neatly written "Gentleman You" on the cover, sneered, tore the pages of the book to pieces, and threw them into a charcoal brazier to burn. After dusting off the ashes, he whistled to summon his beloved pet, and said through gritted teeth: "Then go on a long trip and meet this 'gentleman'."
So King Jin with a falcon on his left arm met Mr. with a black cat on his shoulder.
They are both pets, one is radiant and the other is half-dead.
One is snow-white without a trace of stray hair, and the other is black without a trace of stray hair.
Looking at his master again, the crimson-clothed black robe is also embroidered with a coiled dragon with teeth and claws, which is too bad for a gentleman. The python robe with four claws, the sword on the left, and the sachet on the right, are either rich or expensive.
On the other hand, is he worthy of his commoner clothes?He doesn't deserve it.
If you want to know what happened, you have to start from half a stick of incense ago.
Junziyou is still teaching the children to read and write in his private school. He suddenly heard the commotion outside the house. When he went out, he saw a mighty entourage standing in front of the door. With the cigarette stick between his fingers, a faint white mist overflowed from the bamboo curtain.
The gentleman has a very bright mind, he understands everything when he sees this situation, and he guesses that the other party is the one who wants to kill him the most right now, so he quickly invites him in, and sits on the most expensive...wooden bench. nonsense.
"My lord, you don't need to say anything. I'm a very virtual child. I grew up in a small Taoist temple. I'm proficient in wind and water metaphysics. Why did you come all the way to find me? If you choose a yin house, you've found the right person. In a word, once the money is in place, I will immediately travel all over the world, go up to the sea, and dig three feet to find you a place with a good geomantic omen, what do you think?"
Listening to this, Shen Ci was in a cold sweat. Seeing his prince's complexion getting worse and worse, he thought to himself that this gentleman is really desperate, with a knife on his neck, and he still has the mood to talk nonsense.
However, Xiao Beicheng suppressed his anger, handed the cigarette stick to Shen Ci, lit the tobacco and took a deep breath, took a few steps closer and slightly bowed his head, breathing the smoke on Junziyou's face, causing the latter to cough repeatedly.
"This king thinks you are right. You can write such obscene things. Not only do you have a good kidney, but you are also courageous. The insinuation is really yours."
Jun Ziyou shook his head like a rattle, "Hey, my lord, you are joking, I can't afford to wear this hat, so I'm sorry to say it bluntly..." He leaned into Xiao Beicheng's ear in a mysterious way, and asked in a low voice: "...Are you Regent?"
"Bold! There is an emperor and empress dowager, and there is a civil and military dual face in front of you. If you dare to talk nonsense, your tongue will be pulled out!"
"That's it. Anyone who has read the book will know that the King Jin in this article is the regent. Not to mention that beautiful girl and showman, even the emperor dares to sleep. I dare to ask, are you worthy?"
Hearing these words, Shen Ci was terrified, the back of his neck was blowing cold wind, he thought to himself who is this sacred person, but he really dares to say anything, does he know who he is facing?King Xiao Beicheng of Jin who insists on one thing in the capital, even the emperor wants to give him three points of face
All the entourages stood on end when they heard Jun Ziyou's words, only Xiao Beicheng smiled instead of anger, put the cigarette rod back into his sleeve, and walked to the court with one hand behind his back.
"Shen Ci, do you know what Tianhou said after watching "Discussing Wu Zhao"?"
This seems to be a question to Shen Ci, but it is actually addressed to the gentleman, the former does not understand why, and the latter listens attentively.
"Hmm... the chancellor is too much for such a talent to be reused?"
"That's right, this proclamation was written by King Luo Bin when he followed Xu Jingye to fight against Empress Wu. Tianhou saw all the crimes described in it, and found out where King Luo Bin's talent lies. income."
"But King Luo Bin didn't seek refuge with the Empress Dowager. After Xu Jingye's defeat, he disappeared and never appeared again."
"To put it bluntly, he can't see the current situation clearly. To put it bluntly, he doesn't know good and bad, so his ending is only one death. And recently, this king has also discovered a person's talent, but he doesn't know whether he is Tao Guangyun. Jade, or the crane that does not dance..."
Xiao Beicheng looked at Junziyou with a smirk, but the latter seemed to be a normal person, and listened to the two of them singing a harmony, and later realized that what he said was wrong, he was obviously talking about him, so he hurriedly retreated After taking a few steps, he responded with an awkward yet polite smile.
"My lord..."
"Although the words and sentences in "The Romance of the King of Jin" are not elegant, they make good use of rhetoric to create a wonderful artistic conception, just like in the fourth section of chapter three, "Ruyi raises the wine cup full of gold, and spends several springs Resounding Yan Crying' this sentence."
Shen Ci savored it for a long time, but couldn't figure out the meaning, "My lord, isn't Ruyi for itching, Qiongshang...isn't it for drinking?"
"You are so stupid as a pig. You have not improved at all after following this king all these years!"
It can be seen that if the spectator has no writing or ink in his belly, or knows nothing about it, he will not be able to appreciate the meaning of it.
While suddenly realizing it, it also makes people wonder whether King Jin is well versed in this way...
Jun Ziyou sneered and fanned the flames, "Oh my lord, as an author, I can't remember these details clearly, but you can memorize them fluently. How many times did you read them before you can remember them so deeply?"
"To make this king have the ability to never forget, sir is really a god. For your literary talent, this king traveled thousands of miles from the imperial capital to Gusu, in order to seek talents. I don't know if you can give me some advice." ?”
Hearing that the address had changed, Jun Ziyou felt something was wrong, it seemed that this fellow was probably trying to trick him into a trap, so he had to quickly find a reason to escape.
I have already thought about my words, and said that he is actually an immortal who has come to the mortal world. King Jin is the noble man who has given him advice in this life. .
... At worst, I will find a small town in a few days, squat down the street, set up a fortune-telling stall and be deceived. It is better than being abducted by King Jin to the capital for no reason, and I will not even know how I died.
The gentleman You Mei rubbed his hands with a smile, "My lord, listen to me, it's actually..."
"If you want to decline, it's okay. In ancient times, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty visited the thatched cottage three times in order to ask Zhuge Kongming to come out of the mountain to help. Now I, Xiao Beicheng, looking for talents, come to Gusu to look around. Remember, sir, four times. You only have four times Chance."
Simply don't give the gentleman a chance to talk freely, Xiao Beicheng is also a straightforward person, he really has the aura of a corporal who pays attention to the thatched hut, he is not intimidating, and he is not intimidating, it really looks like that.
Hearing this, Junziyou straightened his back, exuding the temperament of a scholarly scholar, so that others would think that he is just a low-level literary scholar who can only write scripts, and he bowed like a dog, He said loudly: "The villain thanked the prince for his kindness, and sent him off respectfully."
I still thought about sending this one away quickly, so that he could pack up and prepare to run away.
Xiao Beicheng went out the door without hesitation, and when he passed by, the white falcon standing on his left arm was still flapping its wings, howling at the black cat on Junziyou's shoulder.
There was a lot of movement, and the latter was also taken aback. He didn't expect that the cat master he had raised for several years was an expert who was really used to seeing the big world. He went straight to Bai Falcon and scratched it with his paw, making King Jin His beloved pet died on the spot.
This episode made Junziyou realize that Xiao Beicheng would never let him go easily.Sure enough, after leaving the courtyard where he could only accommodate two pairs of feet with the accompanying people, the man got into the carriage, pretended to wander around the courtyard, and stopped in front of the door again.
Shen Ci stepped forward and lifted the curtain, a hand with well-articulated bones protruded from the inside holding a cigarette stick, was helped out of the car by his attendants, and stood outside the door with his hands behind his back.
"Sir, Xiao Wang Er visits the thatched cottage, please enlighten me."
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