As a cosplayer, I am also saving the world today

In the end, it still didn't work out, damn it.

Arasuke played the background music in his head, "So I'm a ~drunk butterfly~", while holding a kitchen knife with a distorted expression, he was chopping vegetables fiercely in the kitchen, while Dazai Zhi played the game with his legs crossed like a second uncle, and the sound was quite intense.

hateful!Am I this guy's nanny? !

Thinking of this, the sound of Rakusuke chopping vegetables became louder and louder. He had a sullen face. If he didn't look at the small orange apron on his body and the kitchen knife in his hand, he still looked like a murderous mafia.

Nakahara Chuya kept his hair down, and when he finally got the job done, he looked up and was startled by Rakusuke's expression and murderous look: "What's wrong?! Are there any enemies?!"

Holding up the kitchen knife, Rakusuke gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, the enemy is sitting opposite you."

Nakahara Chuya's mouth twitched, and he took a pack of paper on the coffee table and threw it at Osamu Dazai: "If you want to eat, order takeaway by yourself! Do you want to die by asking Chuya to serve you cooking and eating?!"

Arasuke silently estimated the distance, and asked a question from the soul in his heart: Chuya, why didn't you just kick over?Isn't that more convenient?

Wait, there is only one truth!Is it because the legs are out of reach? !

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly felt a chill, he looked at Huang Jie suspiciously, "Why do I always feel that you are thinking about something bad?"

Huang Jie denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I don't have one, that's impossible."

At this time, Osamu Dazai's game was over, he straightened up and yawned, "Chuya! I'm hungry! Is the crab dinner ready?"

Huang Jie directly threw the kitchen knife over: "Hungry, hungry, you won't die from starvation! You are so confident that you eat for free, I will definitely kill you!!!"

Osamu Dazai dodged the kitchen knife nimbly, and said with a playful smile, "If it's that quick and painless, I welcome it!"

"Get out of here!" Huang Jie used his ability to take back the kitchen knife and put it on the sink to wash, "I didn't make this for a guy like you, you figured out that you are just passing by!" So show me a little humble attitude You bastard!

Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed his forehead with some headaches. As a mature adult, he felt like a teacher in a kindergarten. The two guys in front of him were children who would never listen to others.I'm so tired, boss, Sister Hongye, I finally understand your hard work at the beginning, and I'm really grateful for not killing us on the spot with physical silencers.

Osamu Dazai suddenly stopped chatting with Arasuke, turned his head to look at Nakahara Chuya and said, "I always feel that the little dwarf is thinking about something impolite."

"click"

The chair arm is cracked.

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai deserves a beating!

...It turned out to be two-on-one in the end. The mature adult Lord Zhongyuan withdrew his hand in a refreshed manner, and happily said to Huang Jie: "Okay, I have taken care of the unclean things, you can continue !"

Ah this...

Arasuke looked at the puddle of Osamu Dazai on the ground, and for a moment didn't know whether to praise Nakahara Chuya's proficiency in physical noise reduction techniques or complain about Osamu Dazai first.

Wait, why does it feel like it means the same thing? ? ?

Huang Jie nodded to Nakahara, "Good job! The food is almost ready, and we can prepare to eat."

They brought out the dishes and put them away. Arasuke suddenly felt something was wrong while eating.

Wait, how did things develop like this? !Why did he start cooking for these two people?

Did he skip several episodes? ? ?

Osamu Dazai laughed unceremoniously and loudly while eating: "Hahahahaha! The stupid slug finally reacted! I thought you wouldn't react after eating!"

Arasuke directly reached out and pressed Osamu Dazai's head into the rice bowl, with a kind face on his face: "Eat, eat more, can such a big bowl not cover your mouth? Then I will have to physically block you Mouth."

Arasuke looked at Nakahara Chuya, "Tell me? Didn't they all agree to go drinking together?" Why did you betray the organization?

"??? Wait, when did we make an agreement with our eyes? No, can so many things be communicated through eyes?!" Zhong Yuanzhong also had a full face of knowledge, "I obviously didn't say anything!"

Wow, what a lie.

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"So why did you go back on your word?"

"No! I said I didn't make an appointment with you! Actually, I don't know why I came back with you, and you really started cooking. If you want to ask, ask that mackerel, he got up Even if he is sold, he has to count the money for him!" Nakahara Chuya became angry as soon as he mentioned Osamu Dazai, and it seemed that he was really hurt by it.

"I've been working with him for so many years, and I have to clean up his mess almost every day, and I'm still teased by him! Damn it, the more I talk, the more angry I get!" Nakahara Chuya became excited as he talked, and he put down his bowl and chopsticks and was about to rush over to Dazai The baptism of a social person scared Rakusuke to the pressure of Nakahara Chuya's shoulders in order to protect the table of dishes he had worked so hard to cook, "Calm down, calm down! Don't let this dead mackerel Dazai destroy it." This meal!"

Brother Ye, forget it, don't care about it like Osamu Dazai!You have to worry about waiting until he finishes eating!

Nakahara also took a deep breath, sat down again and lowered his head to pick up a few mouthfuls of rice, "Damn it, absolutely! ——Oh, this is quite delicious! Cough cough, I will definitely kill Dazai Osamu one day!"

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips with a tissue, and said with a smile: "Then I'll wait~ But to be honest, why do you feel that you two are together, and you are shorter than Nakaya? It's because I forgot to wear the height-enhancing shoes today." the reason?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at his shoes reflexively, "Really?——you are lying to me again!!! You bastard!!!"

Rakusuke on the side couldn't believe it: So the hunk with five A's in the name Nakahara Chuya also wears height-enhancing shoes? !

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Huang Jie was a little tired after eating the remaining few mouthfuls of rice, and got up to fight: "Okay, okay, stop, stop fighting, you are all here, can't you just come here to eat the rice I cooked? Tell me ,What's up?"

Zhong Yuan paused, pressed his hat, and kicked Osamu Dazai, "Hey, mackerel, tell me."

Osamu Dazai grinned and got up, complaining: "The little dwarf is really tough!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also groaned timidly: "That's what you asked for!"

Osamu Dazai changed his posture, his expression became serious, and the atmosphere became serious, even Nakahara Chuya and Arasuke looked at him with serious expressions.

"What I'm about to say, don't be afraid."

"You said, we are serious members of the mafia and we will not be afraid."

Osamu Dazai's voice was dignified, he looked at Rakusuke and said, "I found that there is something wrong with your brain."

"You're the only one with a brain problem!" Huang Jie retorted without thinking.

Osamu Dazai ignored Arasuke's words, and continued, "Listen, Chuya, I have a way to make you leave."

Huang Jie said: "Isn't it enough to make a wish and I will fulfill it?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head, "No, it's the most straightforward method."

Osamu Dazai stood up and walked to the French window, "Osamu Dazai's wish is for Chuya Nakahara to come back to life. Look, who is standing next to you now?"

"...It's Zhongye in the Central Plains."

Osamu Dazai nodded approvingly, and added, "It's the living Chuya Nakahara. You see, Osamu Dazai's wish has been fulfilled long ago. You should know from the first time you saw Chuya Nakahara that your wish has been fulfilled. Central Plains will stand by your side."

Arasuke's expression was a little numb, "So, from the very beginning, the wish came true...?"

Zhong Yuan also stood in front of Huang Jie, nodded and said: "Yes, although it is strange to say that, I am indeed standing in front of you alive."

Osamu Dazai continued, "Actually, that Osamu Dazai gave you a choice." He looked at Arasuke with gentle eyes, "Whether to live in the new world as Nakahara Chuya, or just end everything like this. "

"So, what's your choice?"

Arasuke was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed: "Hey, Dazai, you are really a scum, what are you asking me to choose, haven't you already said everything, what else should I choose?"

"Rather than just live as Chuya of the Central Plains in such a false way, it's better to end it like this, so that you can sleep well."

He stretched his waist, "It's also the first time I've seen that the delivery meal is still made by the person being delivered. You really are a dog, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai said modestly: "It's okay, it's okay, don't be grateful."

"...You have to show some face!" Arasuke's body gradually became transparent, "Anyway, thank you, both of you."

"Goodbye."

Arasuke bowed slightly, and the heroic spirit with orange hair and blue eyes disappeared into their eyes as quietly as when he first came.

Osamu Dazai watched Arasuke disappear completely, and said in his heart, goodbye.

Zhongya Nakahara took off his hat to watch this scene, turned around and called someone to clean up the dining table and room after a long time, put his hat back on and left without saying a word.

Soon, the house returned to its formerly unpopular appearance.

Arasuke returned to the mission space, spread himself on the sofa, and yawned, "I had a good time these few days, but I feel a little sorry for Nakahara Chuya." Arasuke took the terminal and sent a message to his friend, " I always feel like a scumbag who cheated on his feelings, patted his ass and left straight away. Woohoo, I'm obviously a decent person!"

"??? Do you have any misunderstandings about yourself? You are a playwright, who else is not careful to understand the situation for a day or two after teleportation, how about you? You just come up and blow it up, and there is a matryoshka doll , you are too coquettish, brother."

Soon, almost less than 20 seconds after Huang Jie sent it, there was a reply.Huang Jie curled his lips, "Where is it?! I am obviously the messenger of love and justice, Huang Jiesuke, please! Don't slander people's innocence out of thin air, I'm going to draw a card, let's go first." After posting, Huang Jie put down his phone and went to Wait in front of the card drawer.

The terminal that was randomly placed on the sofa by the owner glowed unwillingly, "??? Don't be as casual as playing a card game, okay?! You European, get out! Quack!!!"

The system's voice sounded, "Tasker number A163, please pay attention, the vest will be drawn in five seconds, and it will be released to the world."

Kiyoki Arasuke pressed a red round button and waited for the text to be displayed.

The words on the top of the machine are constantly changing, and finally a line of words is displayed——

Noragami Yato

At the same time, the mission world of this time also appeared in the lower right corner,

"Gintama World"

"Location: Sakata Yinshi must pass through to escape rent"

"please confirm"

???

A few huge question marks almost appeared on Huang Jie's head, the place where he must pass through to escape the rent? ? ?

Is the place where it is placed more and more wild? Hey!It's too casual!What is the necessary place to escape the rent? !Is Yin fucking shameless? !Forget Yinshi, he is just a 40 year old kid who likes to drink strawberry milk and likes to pick his feet!

Nakahara Chuya was sitting in the room on a thick blanket, leaning against the glass window and drinking wine, inexplicably, the words that he had heard the boy with pure blue eyes say when he was at the beach before.

[If it can really end, please burn my body and scatter the ashes into the sea]

Ah, it's a pity that you didn't even leave the body behind.

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head to look out the window. It was raining outside and the air was a little humid.

Zhong Yuanzhong also held the wine glass, and said in a low voice, "The feeling of a hangover is not good, but it's a pity that you still didn't feel it in the end."

"However," Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his glass, as if clinking with the air, "Cheers."

The rain outside the window was getting heavier, Nakahara thought, maybe he would occasionally think of those blue eyes with yearning in the future.

On the other side, Osamu Dazai was sitting in an ordinary izakaya, with one hand resting on his face and the other on the table. He tilted his head slightly, raised his right hand and flicked his finger on the wall of the cup, making a sound. There was a crisp "bang", and I don't know who I was talking to,

Have a good dream.

Sitting on the desk of the detective agency, Mr. No. 1 detective in the world swallowed his last bite of potato chips, looked at the rain outside the window, and complained, "Ahhh, damn it, Mr. Ranpo hasn't had time to find it yet! Mr. Strange Hat just left first, it’s all Dazai’s fault!!!”

Atsushi Nakajima, who was helping his seniors sort out the documents, scratched his bangs with a confused face, and asked a little nervously, "Mr. Ranpo? It's Mr. Dazai, what's wrong?"

Kunikida Doppo was originally writing and drawing in his notebook, when he heard Osamu Dazai's name, he immediately became energetic: "Damn! That bandage waste device hasn't come back to work yet!!! I'm so mad!!!"

Edogawa Ranbu said casually, "Don't worry, Dazai will come to work in two days. He also has a reason. If he wants to say something, he will tell you."

Kunikida Doppo's hands paused, "Since Ranpo-san said so, then I'll wait for Osamu Dazai to come to work!!! If he doesn't give me a reasonable explanation, I must give him one this time." Unforgettable lesson!!!”

Kunikida Doppo's pen died on the spot again, Nakajima Atsushi turned his eyes and said secretly: "Mr. Dazai, please pray for yourself!"

Osamu Dazai, who was chatting with the beautiful young lady, suddenly trembled, didn't take it seriously, and continued: "This beautiful young lady, do you want to die with me?"

The lady smiled slightly, baring her fangs, "Yes, as long as you settle the bill you owe, I can consider it."

Osamu Dazai's smile froze, and he walked out of the izakaya after fooling around with a few words, "Oh, I miscalculated." Osamu Dazai said with some annoyance, walking on the road, he suddenly laughed, "I wish you a good night's sleep Ah, Mr Unknown."

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感谢在2020-10-1417:13:10~2020-10-1423:56:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: if · leader Chuya, Orihara Oriya 1;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 29 bottles of Jomi; 17 bottles of Chaos Evil, the strongest in history; 10 bottles of Momo Zhongye's Xiaoya, Yijiang; 1 nights of red moon, [-] plus three;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!