As a cosplayer, I am also saving the world today

A few days later, Osamu Dazai and Arasuke lived in Chuya Nakahara's house very naturally, and lived a very comfortable life as if he were in his own home. Kida Doppo's members refused to move easily even when they were beaten to death.

Arasuke came down from the stairs with a stinky face, and saw Osamu Dazai playing games with his game console unscrupulously, with his legs stretched out, the glass tea table was in a mess, and the leftover snacks and drinks bottles were spread out on the table , suddenly became angry: "You bastard Dazai, do you want to live in the garbage dump?! How many times have I told you to throw the garbage into the garbage can in time? Don't you have ears?!"

Osamu Dazai was as steady as an old dog, he didn't listen to anything outside the window, he only listened to the sage's phone, he responded casually twice and said: "Hi, Hi, Chuya~ I'm hungry, let's go cook~"

"Huh?!" Huang Jie was about to be laughed out of anger. He had never seen such a dog after so many missions. "Aren't you handsless?! Go cook by yourself when you're hungry, bastard! Could it be you Was it specially summoned to be a nanny?!"

The orange-haired and blue-eyed Heroic Spirit was burning with anger, as if Dazai Osamu wanted to punch him to death as soon as he nodded.

Osamu Dazai pressed a few buttons casually to end the game, dropped the game console and stretched his waist, and then started to launch attacks like a pea shooter, "It's a big failure as a port Mafia cadre who can't even cook! Obviously Master's stomach is growling, but he does nothing as a summoned Heroic Spirit! Disrespect is disrespect!"

"Then you bastard spit out all the food I made before and then say such things!"

Osamu Dazai curled his lips, stood up and picked up the windbreaker coat on the sofa with one hand and put it on his back, and with the other hand was holding the black card given by Nakahara Nakahara who did not know when Arasuke passed by, just like As if the voice of Arasuke was automatically filtered out, he complained to himself, "Ah, really, I knew that the little dwarf was unreliable. Fortunately, Mr. Dazai, I was prepared for it~"

when? !

Arasuke touched his pocket reflexively, and it was empty as expected. He looked at the black card in Osamu Dazai's hand, and suddenly had the urge to flip his avatar and rush to grab it.

That's a black card!It's that black card! ! !

It's the kind of black card that doesn't matter how you swipe it, hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! !

I have worked for so long and have not been able to use this kind of black card. I finally had this opportunity in the mission world to have it for a short period of time. As a result, as a result,

That's it! ! !

Can I go to Nakahara Nakaya now and ask for another one?

Huang Jie began to think wildly, no, no, no matter how "my" character would not do such a thing!Calm down, calm down, time machine, where is the time machine? !I want to go back to the time when Osamu Dazai stole the card and beat him so hard that he couldn't take care of himself!

Rakusuke looked at the card with some reluctance, as if seeing his fiancée taken away abruptly, Osamu Dazai deliberately shook the card in his hand, the expression on his face was very cute, and his voice was muffled by him, " Can't think of it? The card is not with you, but with me, Osamu Dazai!"

...Ah, this kind of maliciousness is so cute, it's a little bit disgusting.

Huang Jie couldn't help but make an expression on his face that he was about to throw up.

Osamu Dazai put away his deliberate affectation, his fingers fluttered nimbly, clamped the black card between his fingers, tapped the surface of the card with his index finger, and said in a relaxed tone, "Chuya, let me treat you to dinner~"

Huang Jie had no expression on his face, and said in a flattering tone: "You really know how to settle accounts with my money to treat me to dinner."

Osamu Dazai laughed suddenly, "Well, thank you for the compliment hahahahaha~"

shit (a plant)

They finally packed up and walked outside. Arasuke and Osamu Dazai walked on the road one after the other. When his brain was calculating and supplementing the script, he suddenly heard a rush of "barking". Arasuke raised his head in a daze. At first, I was stunned to see the precious images of early humans taming puppies——

Osamu Dazai was looking at the dog two by two, choking at each other.

Rakusuke saw Dazai Osamu staring at a khaki puppy with a serious face, it was a real puppy, the kind that was tiny.Then he started to bark, and at the same time the dog started to bark. One person and one dog barked louder and louder like a competition whose voice was louder. It could be seen that the battle between the two sides was very fierce.

Osamu Dazai was the first to stop, just when Rakusuke thought he was giving up, Osamu Dazai was digging under the trench coat, and even took out a bag of dog food!

Dazai rules him!Not only took it out, but also ate dog food in front of the dog!Still eating with relish, and still provoking!

It's eating dog food!That dog food, the food specially eaten by dogs! !

Arasuke's pupils trembled and he was stunned.

Dogs are not real people, but you are a real dog!

As expected of you, Osamu Dazai.

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If there are typos or sentences that don't make sense, I will correct them tomorrow, and now I can't open my eyes, and the macho is crying

感谢在2020-10-0722:51:33~2020-10-0823:50:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Youquan 4;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Wuxinshang; 2 bottles of Momo Zhongye's Xiaoya; Yingwan is also trying to grow taller today, and 1 bottle of Cocoa;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!