Green tea old gong is always biting me

Kindergarten is a place worthy of recording growth. The height of Wu Yi is like a sprouting tree, growing bit by bit.

From an adult's calf to knee to thigh.

His articulation became clearer and clearer, and he began to read.

From the phonetic symbols, to strokes and strokes, and finally formed his own name.

The name of May Day is the biggest problem at present. A Jin character has 13 strokes, string has 8 strokes, and ink has 15 strokes.

There are a total of 36 strokes, and it takes a long time to write on May [-]st. When it is finished, other children may have completed half of the papers.

The strokes of Wuyi are black and heavy, especially the big one written in ink; it often exceeds the frame of the name, and the four dots of water and earth below it are like a protruding pregnant belly.

The May [-]st Committee was very troubled. Later, he was lazy in the exam and changed his nickname.

May Day, May Day, how easy to remember; unfortunately, the teacher won't let me.

Fortunately, May 100st is smart and can score [-] points even when the name takes up most of the time.

The Rose Manor remains unchanged all year round. Over the years, it is still the same lake and the same lawn.

The roses inside are as bright as fire, and the eye-catching scenery is well-known far and near.

Unfortunately, its flowering period is very short, only 15 days from blooming to withering.

They left their best years in this manor, day after day, month after month, year after year.

The emerald green turf also changed from withered and yellow to green again.

Two years ago, there was an extra peacock on the lawn. This peacock met the other one as soon as it came, and gave birth to a love crystal last year.

The little peacock that was born by the big peacock is very beautiful. It walks around with two feathers every day, and it will open its tail when it sees a beautiful woman; it is a pity that it is moulting, like a bald old man, and it is not beautiful at all. , and scared away the sparrow next door.

In front of Wujia's small western-style building, a new batch of vegetation has been replaced; pale pink peonies are surrounded by green pines and cypresses; they are obviously out of place, but because of the embellishment of other flowers, they become harmonious.

The back garden of Wujia has also been adjusted. The original outdoor BBQ venue has been transformed into an outdoor swimming pool.

The swimming pool is not big, but swimming back and forth is no problem.

Wuyi likes to swim, and she is naturally good at water; when she was just born, she wore a swimming ring, and her two legs would instinctively jump in the water.

When he gets older, Wu Yi can swim by himself; his swimming style is the standard dog-planing style, the posture is not very good-looking, but the speed is very fast, and he can go from one end to the other in one swish.

I like this swimming pool the most on May Day. I have to take a dip in it for 5 days in almost a week.

I just don’t know why, recently in the middle of the night, when I went to the bathroom on Friday, I could always hear strange sounds; it seemed to be crying, but also seemed to be happy, the sound was fragmented, and it sounded scary.

His room was facing the swimming pool, and there were only a few floor lamps beside the swimming pool at night. The pool was dark, so he couldn't see clearly, so if he took a second look, it would easily make people feel a sense of panic.

When talking about this matter with Qi Qing during the meal on May [-]st, Qi Qing's complexion was strange, turning green and turning white, and he was speechless for a long time.

Since then, there has been no strange noise in the pool.

But, not long after, the study started again.

Wu Yi was terrified. He thought the house might be haunted, otherwise why would there be a sound of scratching the wall in the middle of the night.

Wu Yi asked Qi Qing if there were any ghosts in this world, Qi Qing smiled with joy, touched his little head and said it was a lie; in order to reduce his fear, he even found the behind-the-scenes footage of horror movies.

Children's fear is easy to come by, and it is actually easy to get rid of it.

Under Qi Qing's enlightenment, Wu Yi was enlightened, and he was not afraid in an instant.

At night, Wu Yi poked out a little face that was suffocated by the quilt. After a long time of mental construction, he finally couldn't help it.

Wu Yi's room is the third room from the right of the master bedroom, and the study is diagonally opposite him; Wu Yi opened a crack in the door and took a look outside. From his perspective, he could see the lights in the study constantly flickering .

After May Day became independent, Auntie stopped sleeping with him, and naturally she didn't sleep with Qi Qing and the others.

Dad said that a little man must be brave.

Wu Yi held the baseball bat he secretly hid under the bed, silently cheering himself up.

Recently, both Dad and Ah Qing went to bed very early, Wu Yi was still a little scared, but also excited because of the thrill of exploring alone.

The baseball bat was a bit heavy. Fortunately, the floor of his house was covered with blankets, so even if it was dragged, it wouldn't make a noticeable sound.

Wu Yi dragged on for a while, and took a break for a while. As we got closer, the whole sound became clearer.

Collision and rhythm are intertwined with each other, like a late-night girl singing a forbidden song quietly.

Wu Yi took a deep breath, only to realize that the door of the study room was unlocked.

The crack in the door that was quietly opened was pitch black, Wu Yi swallowed, hesitated for a moment, stretched out his hand, and gently pushed the door open; inside the door, the late-night song was suddenly magnified.

Wu Yi opened his eyes wide, looking at the reflections on the wall one after another under the dim light.

He said stupidly, "Dad, what are you doing?"

In the room, two breaths stagnate at the same time.

Qi Qing: ...

Jin Lexian: "...Good boy, doing radio gymnastics."

...

The next morning, Wu Yi bit his chopsticks and looked puzzled. He asked Aunt Xu, "Aunt Xu, can radio gymnastics be done at night?"

Qi Qing who was drinking the soup suddenly choked and coughed violently.

"Father...?" Wuyi looked at Jin Lexian, and asked again, "What is husband?"

Hearing this, Aunt Xu has already started laughing, her smile is ambiguous, her old face is red.

"...Ah...Auntie is old...Auntie doesn't know..."

She covered her hot cheeks, refilled Wu Yi with some hot milk, and left.

"Last time after school, I met Teacher Yang and another man, that's what Teacher Yang called him."

In this family, Wuyi has never heard these two words.

The ones he heard the most were Ah Qing and Jing Jing.

Jin Lexian was calm and composed from the beginning to the end.

He took a sip of black tea and explained seriously to Wuyi.

"This is the address between husband and wife. The husband will call his wife his wife; the wife will call her husband her husband. For example, Ah Qing and I are husband and wife."

"That's it..." Wu half understood, he raised his head and looked at Qi Qing with innocent eyes.

"Ah Qing, Xiao Ming said yesterday that he wanted to marry me, so can he call me husband?"

Qi Qing burst out laughing straight away, "...Pfft hahaha... You are a brat, you are still married, and you are not allowed to call me Ah Qing."

Jin Lexian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he corrected him: "On May [-]st, friends are different from husband and wife; friends mean that you can give him half of the delicious food, but for husband and wife, you not only have to share half of the delicious food, but also the fun, and the last All the precious things are given to him.”

Wu Yi thought for a while, then shook his head decisively, "The limited edition Ultraman is no longer available, and if I give it to Xiao Ming, I won't have any. That won't work, I still don't want to get married."

Wu Yi lowered his head, drank a few sips of milk to suppress his shock, then raised his head again, speaking surprisingly.

"Father, is spanking a bully?"

...

Qi Qing suddenly had a bad feeling.

"You have to apologize to Ah Qing, I heard you beat Ah Qing yesterday, why are you doing this, Ah Qing is crying, and you still beat him; the teacher said that domestic violence is shameful, and you will be arrested and sent to jail , if you don’t apologize to Ah Qing, I’ll go and tell grandpa, tell grandpa, tell police uncle.”

Qi Qing was numb all over.

"...cough cough cough..." Jin Lexian blocked his mouth with his fist, and finally couldn't hold back his calmness just now.

He got up and walked to Wuyi's chair, squatted down halfway, and looked at him.

"Do you want a younger brother on Wuyi?"

Wu Yi froze for a moment, then nodded, "Xiao Ming has a little sister who waits for him with his aunt after school every day."

"Wu Yi also wants a little sister." After finishing speaking, Wu Yi's eyes began to shine.

"My little toy sister can play with, I can sleep with her, and I can make grandma for her (first sound) and I'll be very, very...not super super nice to her."

Wu Yi waved his hands and gestured, and that picture had already appeared in his mind.

His whole body began to get excited.

"Then Wuyi knows, how did my sister get here?"

"Ah?" This question obviously involves the knowledge blind spot of May Day.

Wu Yi opened his eyes wide, and there was a big daze in the big eyes.

Jin Lexian began to talk nonsense in a serious manner, "little sister, like a little elf, she needs to be taken care of before she comes to our house; elves are very fragile, very timid, and might not come if they are scared .”

What he said seemed to open up a new continent to the ignorant May Day.

Wu was half looking forward to it, and half cautious. Since then, he never dared to come out in the middle of the night, lest he frighten his "little sister."

In addition, he started to pray every day on May [-]st, and he was really envious of Xiao Ming's little sister.

His little sister was soft and white; as soon as Xiao Ming walked out of the school gate, he called his brother and brother, sweet and crisp, making people feel flustered, but Wu Yi was so envious.

He waited and waited, looking forward to it day by day, night and night, and finally in a sunny and sunny day, his little sister came.

The little sister is called Qiqi, and she looks even better than the little sister of Xiaoming's family; her eyes are big, her mouth is as red as a cherry, and her skin is so tender that water can be squeezed out.

Wu Yi squinted at the side of the crib, the moment his little sister's soft little hand held his fingers, Wu Yi felt that he owned the whole world.

In this way, the family of three finally turned into a family of four; the already lively house became even more lively because of Qiqi's arrival.

At the same time, Sanshengshu also ushered in its first flowering period.

The pink flowers all over the tree bloom subtly, like a shy and timid little girl; until the second and third times, they are completely in full bloom.

The author has something to say: this is the official end of Fanwai, and this book is officially over; when I was writing this book, I had a great time writing it, and thank you all for your support all the way.

As for Cao Mingming and Jane’s episode, I thought about it after all, it has nothing to do with the main text, so I won’t let everyone spend money; if you want to watch it, let me know, if you have time, I will send it to my scarf: Jinjiang leaning on the window Hanhua, , only fans can see it, if not, forget it.

I hope you can give me a score after reading it, thank you very much~

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