Green tea old gong is always biting me
Chapter 16 16
When Qi Qing went to Xizi Garden again, the osmanthus flowers in full bloom in the park had already fallen to pieces.
It has rained a few times in the past few days, the ground is wet, the air is mixed with the smell of soil and green grass, and the aroma of osmanthus has been diluted by this strong smell.
There are no people in Xizi Garden in the morning, only aunts and uncles are doing morning exercises in the center of the huge park.
When Qi Qing arrived, the auntie group had already finished a round of square dancing, and the uncle group had also finished a set of Tai Chi, and they were gathering together to chat.
Between coming and going, a group of security guards in black uniforms went to work.
This group of security guards should have arrived recently.
Qi Qing remembered very clearly that there were very few security guards in Xizi Garden; because the security in the city was good, there were only a few areas in total, and they were all elderly and retired old men, and the oldest were almost 60 up.
But this batch is different, each one is young, strong and strong, with the vigor of a practicing family; Qi Qing has no doubt that if he just picks up any one, he can knock him down with a fist .
Is it because of the abnormality that appeared on Moon Lake?
As we got closer, the aunt's discussion gradually became clearer.
"Have you heard that the pervert from Moon Lake was caught last night?"
"Oh, I heard it's in Building 10. If it wasn't for the arrival of the police car Ula Ula yesterday, I wouldn't believe it. There is a pervert in our community."
The aunts said a lot.
"I know, it's in Building 10, 601. It seems... It seems... It's called Xiao Chen. I met him before; he looks quite honest, and he has a good job. I wanted to introduce my niece to him last time." Yes, fortunately not, isn't this pushing my niece into the fire pit?"
"Tsk, this man has a deep heart. Who knows what the inside looks like. I have long felt that this person is not as honest as he appears on the surface. Whoever wears a high collar on a hot day is not crazy or something."
There is a very common phenomenon in this world. Once people look at a person with colored glasses, every move of the other person is wrong.
Even under the blessing of gossip, completely changed beyond recognition.
"Before, he even scared the little girl from Ada's family who opened the breakfast restaurant. We don't agree with this little bastard if he doesn't go to prison for reform."
"I heard from my niece in the Public Security Bureau that this incident has alarmed the higher-ups, and prison meals must be indispensable."
"Bah, deserve it."
Aunts and uncles, you slapped each other, and gave Xiao Chen the death penalty.
While talking, a new round of square dancing started, the old men stopped playing Tai Chi, they paired up and danced ballroom dancing with the old women.
Qi Qing sat on a chair in the park, chatting about soy milk, and the new product developed by the proprietress of the drug testing breakfast shop.
This time it is not durian flavored, but stinky tofu flavored biscuits.
The proprietress gave it an easy-to-understand name: stinky cake.
As the name suggests, the stinky cakes are really delicious, but they are still very fragrant here in Qi Qing.
Stinky tofu itself is just like durian, some people like it and some people hate it; those who like it will never tire of eating it, while those who hate it will be a nightmare after sniffing it.
Obviously, Qi Qing is the former, while Jin Lexian is the latter.
Qi Qing still remembers to this day that Zai Zai's godmother's poop talk, it's... very heartbreaking.
After eating a cake, the morning exercises of the aunts and uncles have also come to an end.
The uncles and aunts scattered, and occasionally a few drank water and sat down on the chairs near Qi Qing, chatting about new gossip.
Women are an amazing group, with endless topics to talk about as long as they want to.
From the cheap green onions at the vegetable market stall to a few pairs of newly bought socks; from the shoe mending stall at the small stall, you can go to the barber shop for cheap and good-looking perms;
After several rounds of competition, Aunt Li declared victory, while Aunt Wang who was defeated was a little bit depressed.
Aunt Li, who was in high spirits, brought up another topic.
"Speaking of which, wasn't there a local tyrant who bought half a building in our community before? I figured it was probably for chasing girls."
Aunt Wang became interested: "You haven't seen it before, how do you know, and the housing prices in our community have been increasing in value, what if you invest."
Aunt Li waved her hand: "Ham, Xinghe community is adding value, but do you know how much it cost to take down this house?"
"Here, this number." She stretched out her hand and gestured with her fingers.
Aunt Li sighed.
"It's enough to go to Rose Manor to buy a small villa; moreover, isn't there a pretty girl living in 302 of that building, you didn't see it, it's always shown on TV now."
"I see, the security guards are probably arranged by others."
Aunt Wang looked puzzled: "Didn't it be arranged by the community property?"
Aunt Li sneered: "Property? It's not that you don't know how picky our property is. The trash can is faded and you can't bear to change it. It's so beautiful to invite so many security guards at once."
Aunt Wang thought for a while and agreed: "That's right, last time I paid the water bill, I couldn't afford to pay a dime less...Speaking of which, what TV are you talking about..."
Aunt Li felt that the name was a bit shameful/ashamed, looked around, and quietly whispered into Aunt Wang's ear.
Qi Qing listened carefully with his ears pricked up, and vaguely heard new words such as domineering president and little milk dog.
It has to be said that he is really more and more curious about the domineering president Xiao Tianfu, what kind of magic power makes Aunt Li, who is known as Xing and Xiaojiao, show a shy smile like a girl in Huachun.
Thinking of this, Qi Qing took out his mobile phone and searched for the sand sculpture drama while going home.
The sand sculpture drama is very popular, 6 days a week, 2 episodes a day, and it has come to an end with diligent updates.
It is about that the heroine is a domineering president who has everything she needs since she was a child;
After a long time, he was tired of these rouge and vulgar fans, and he was shocked to see the high-cold heroine later; in order to chase the heroine, he would spend all kinds of money, as long as the heroine took a look at him, he would buy, buy, buy, and give full play The charm of banknote ability.
It's a pity that the heroine doesn't like him, and the hero decides to go away after covering the cold ice.
The heroine felt lost after the hero left, and finally came to her senses, her mobility exploded and she booked a plane ticket on the spot to chase her husband thousands of miles away.
Adhering to the principle that love without ups and downs is not sweet, the hero's green tea brothers made a grand debut, and after several times of provocation, the two reunited, but the misunderstanding became deeper and deeper.
With the ups and downs experienced, of course there will be a wave of small words such as amnesia.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the heroine to get drunk late at night because of a bad relationship, and unfortunately encountered a car accident and lost her memory.
Amnesia jokes are so bad these days, and the screen is full of scolding, wasting a good joke; but the screenwriter obviously didn't take the usual way, and came up with a show operation, arranging for the hero's green tea brothers to take advantage of it.
When the male protagonist learned that his head was turning green, he angrily wanted to kill the pair of dogs and men.
…and then there is none.
!
It's stuck here!
Screenwriters are not human! !
Qi Qing spit out old blood.
It’s like this sometimes when chasing dramas, or you don’t watch them, and once you watch them, you will scratch your heart and want to see the follow-up.
Qi Qing swiped and swiped, and only put down the phone after seeing the finale at 9 o'clock tonight.
He rubbed his belly, he was hungry, and when he looked up, he realized that it was already dark.
In autumn, the days get shorter and the nights start to lengthen.
Today's weather is not very good, it has been gloomy during the day, and it looks like it will rain, so the night comes earlier than usual, and it is much darker.
But with the effort of raising the head and lowering the head, the sky became darker than before.
Ding dong.
Jing: Dinner is ready, come quickly.
Qi Qing looked at the message sent by Jin Lexian, hesitated for a while and said that he had no appetite and would not eat.
In fact, it's not that he has no appetite, but that he feels that it's not appropriate for him to go now.
Although Jin Lexian never acknowledged Cao Mingming, but Cao Mingming has entered her house, doesn't it mean that there is no silver 300 taels here?
Jin Lexian knew Qi Qing's appetite was good from time to time, and he didn't force him to say that.
Open the window, and the smell of the food next door is blown in all directions by the wind.
The strong aroma of grilled chicken unceremoniously hooked Qi Qing's gluttons.
He looked at the apple in his hand and sighed.
After eating the apple tastelessly, Qi Qing clicked on the previous post.
In just one night, the post was pinned to the top, with the word "fire" next to it, and hundreds of buildings have been built after clicking in.
Qi Qing pulled to the bottom and found a row of crying emojis from the bar owner: The proprietress and the boss had a conflict, and they didn’t come to eat the food. They said yesterday that the food he cooked was delicious, so they won’t come today, okay? Panic, is he about to lose his job?
It was quite sympathetic at first, but under yesterday's pretending/coercion, no one sympathized with him. Instead, they were all in unison hahahahaha, a happy group.
After reading the post, Qi Qing felt a little sleepy after a while.
He is often like this now, and he gets sleepy easily after eating; however, he can't sleep because he still has to wait for the finale of Sweetie's reunion.
It's 8:[-], only half an hour until the finale, he can!
Qi Qing did some eye exercises, and was just about to lie down and watch a drama when the doorbell rang.
Qi Qing opened the door and saw Jin Lexian without any surprise.
After all, besides the takeaway, he is the only one who can knock on his door at this point.
"I'm afraid you're hungry, so I cooked some white fungus porridge for you."
Outside the door, the woman was holding a bowl of hot porridge and looked at him intently, her eyes were as moist as water.
Vaguely, Qi Qing seems to have seen the two of them when they first met.
The difference is that the woman was so far away from him then, and now she is so close to him.
Under such stares, Qi Qing found that he couldn't speak out because of the verbal refusal.
"May I come in?"
"..." Qi Qing turned his body to make room for him.
White fungus porridge can be eaten if you work hard. Only when it is stewed for a long time can the gelatin in it be cooked out and the white fungus will melt in your mouth.
A small bowl of white fungus porridge looks ordinary, but it is actually the best expression of heart.
Jin Lexian always has the ability to make people irresistible if he keeps his face open; he can touch every chord of Qi Qing's heart if he keeps his face still.
It has been from the beginning, and it still is.
Sometimes Qi Qing couldn't help wondering if he was a robot that was carefully set up for him.
Otherwise, how could it be so... people... moved.
"Then I'm leaving."
Qi Qing nodded: "Yes."
Jin Lexian picked up the bowl, and said: "It will be a little cold at night, remember to cover up with an extra quilt, so as not to catch cold...Huh?"
He tilted his head, as if he saw something, put down the bowl, raised his hand, and wiped lightly on Qi Qing's lips.
Jin Lexian's actions are very frank, he doesn't linger too much, and he doesn't give people an ambiguous/ambiguous feeling, as if it's just an ordinary contact.
He spread his hand and showed Qi Qing a little crystal on his fingertips.
The longer the white fungus was boiled, the more viscous the jelly would be. Qi Qing touched his lips, took out a paper towel and wiped it carelessly.
"I'm leaving."
Qi Qing hesitated to say goodbye to him.
"Good night"
"Good night, I wish you a sweet dream tonight."
The woman's voice was very gentle, as if humming a lullaby.
Most of the residents in this building have moved, and after the commute to and from get off work, it is particularly deserted; at night, let alone the sound of closing the door, even the sound of footsteps inside the house can be heard clearly.
If the night is darker, the snoring can be heard a little bit.
It started to rain again outside, and in the hazy rain, there were no clouds, no moon, only the sad white light from the street lamps.
Jin Lexian sighed and leaned against the door.
He lowered his head, as if he was thinking about something, but he didn't seem to think about anything.
I don't know how much time has passed. Under the faint white light, I can vaguely see him slowly...slowly...putting his fingers into his mouth.
"It's so sweet."
It has rained a few times in the past few days, the ground is wet, the air is mixed with the smell of soil and green grass, and the aroma of osmanthus has been diluted by this strong smell.
There are no people in Xizi Garden in the morning, only aunts and uncles are doing morning exercises in the center of the huge park.
When Qi Qing arrived, the auntie group had already finished a round of square dancing, and the uncle group had also finished a set of Tai Chi, and they were gathering together to chat.
Between coming and going, a group of security guards in black uniforms went to work.
This group of security guards should have arrived recently.
Qi Qing remembered very clearly that there were very few security guards in Xizi Garden; because the security in the city was good, there were only a few areas in total, and they were all elderly and retired old men, and the oldest were almost 60 up.
But this batch is different, each one is young, strong and strong, with the vigor of a practicing family; Qi Qing has no doubt that if he just picks up any one, he can knock him down with a fist .
Is it because of the abnormality that appeared on Moon Lake?
As we got closer, the aunt's discussion gradually became clearer.
"Have you heard that the pervert from Moon Lake was caught last night?"
"Oh, I heard it's in Building 10. If it wasn't for the arrival of the police car Ula Ula yesterday, I wouldn't believe it. There is a pervert in our community."
The aunts said a lot.
"I know, it's in Building 10, 601. It seems... It seems... It's called Xiao Chen. I met him before; he looks quite honest, and he has a good job. I wanted to introduce my niece to him last time." Yes, fortunately not, isn't this pushing my niece into the fire pit?"
"Tsk, this man has a deep heart. Who knows what the inside looks like. I have long felt that this person is not as honest as he appears on the surface. Whoever wears a high collar on a hot day is not crazy or something."
There is a very common phenomenon in this world. Once people look at a person with colored glasses, every move of the other person is wrong.
Even under the blessing of gossip, completely changed beyond recognition.
"Before, he even scared the little girl from Ada's family who opened the breakfast restaurant. We don't agree with this little bastard if he doesn't go to prison for reform."
"I heard from my niece in the Public Security Bureau that this incident has alarmed the higher-ups, and prison meals must be indispensable."
"Bah, deserve it."
Aunts and uncles, you slapped each other, and gave Xiao Chen the death penalty.
While talking, a new round of square dancing started, the old men stopped playing Tai Chi, they paired up and danced ballroom dancing with the old women.
Qi Qing sat on a chair in the park, chatting about soy milk, and the new product developed by the proprietress of the drug testing breakfast shop.
This time it is not durian flavored, but stinky tofu flavored biscuits.
The proprietress gave it an easy-to-understand name: stinky cake.
As the name suggests, the stinky cakes are really delicious, but they are still very fragrant here in Qi Qing.
Stinky tofu itself is just like durian, some people like it and some people hate it; those who like it will never tire of eating it, while those who hate it will be a nightmare after sniffing it.
Obviously, Qi Qing is the former, while Jin Lexian is the latter.
Qi Qing still remembers to this day that Zai Zai's godmother's poop talk, it's... very heartbreaking.
After eating a cake, the morning exercises of the aunts and uncles have also come to an end.
The uncles and aunts scattered, and occasionally a few drank water and sat down on the chairs near Qi Qing, chatting about new gossip.
Women are an amazing group, with endless topics to talk about as long as they want to.
From the cheap green onions at the vegetable market stall to a few pairs of newly bought socks; from the shoe mending stall at the small stall, you can go to the barber shop for cheap and good-looking perms;
After several rounds of competition, Aunt Li declared victory, while Aunt Wang who was defeated was a little bit depressed.
Aunt Li, who was in high spirits, brought up another topic.
"Speaking of which, wasn't there a local tyrant who bought half a building in our community before? I figured it was probably for chasing girls."
Aunt Wang became interested: "You haven't seen it before, how do you know, and the housing prices in our community have been increasing in value, what if you invest."
Aunt Li waved her hand: "Ham, Xinghe community is adding value, but do you know how much it cost to take down this house?"
"Here, this number." She stretched out her hand and gestured with her fingers.
Aunt Li sighed.
"It's enough to go to Rose Manor to buy a small villa; moreover, isn't there a pretty girl living in 302 of that building, you didn't see it, it's always shown on TV now."
"I see, the security guards are probably arranged by others."
Aunt Wang looked puzzled: "Didn't it be arranged by the community property?"
Aunt Li sneered: "Property? It's not that you don't know how picky our property is. The trash can is faded and you can't bear to change it. It's so beautiful to invite so many security guards at once."
Aunt Wang thought for a while and agreed: "That's right, last time I paid the water bill, I couldn't afford to pay a dime less...Speaking of which, what TV are you talking about..."
Aunt Li felt that the name was a bit shameful/ashamed, looked around, and quietly whispered into Aunt Wang's ear.
Qi Qing listened carefully with his ears pricked up, and vaguely heard new words such as domineering president and little milk dog.
It has to be said that he is really more and more curious about the domineering president Xiao Tianfu, what kind of magic power makes Aunt Li, who is known as Xing and Xiaojiao, show a shy smile like a girl in Huachun.
Thinking of this, Qi Qing took out his mobile phone and searched for the sand sculpture drama while going home.
The sand sculpture drama is very popular, 6 days a week, 2 episodes a day, and it has come to an end with diligent updates.
It is about that the heroine is a domineering president who has everything she needs since she was a child;
After a long time, he was tired of these rouge and vulgar fans, and he was shocked to see the high-cold heroine later; in order to chase the heroine, he would spend all kinds of money, as long as the heroine took a look at him, he would buy, buy, buy, and give full play The charm of banknote ability.
It's a pity that the heroine doesn't like him, and the hero decides to go away after covering the cold ice.
The heroine felt lost after the hero left, and finally came to her senses, her mobility exploded and she booked a plane ticket on the spot to chase her husband thousands of miles away.
Adhering to the principle that love without ups and downs is not sweet, the hero's green tea brothers made a grand debut, and after several times of provocation, the two reunited, but the misunderstanding became deeper and deeper.
With the ups and downs experienced, of course there will be a wave of small words such as amnesia.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the heroine to get drunk late at night because of a bad relationship, and unfortunately encountered a car accident and lost her memory.
Amnesia jokes are so bad these days, and the screen is full of scolding, wasting a good joke; but the screenwriter obviously didn't take the usual way, and came up with a show operation, arranging for the hero's green tea brothers to take advantage of it.
When the male protagonist learned that his head was turning green, he angrily wanted to kill the pair of dogs and men.
…and then there is none.
!
It's stuck here!
Screenwriters are not human! !
Qi Qing spit out old blood.
It’s like this sometimes when chasing dramas, or you don’t watch them, and once you watch them, you will scratch your heart and want to see the follow-up.
Qi Qing swiped and swiped, and only put down the phone after seeing the finale at 9 o'clock tonight.
He rubbed his belly, he was hungry, and when he looked up, he realized that it was already dark.
In autumn, the days get shorter and the nights start to lengthen.
Today's weather is not very good, it has been gloomy during the day, and it looks like it will rain, so the night comes earlier than usual, and it is much darker.
But with the effort of raising the head and lowering the head, the sky became darker than before.
Ding dong.
Jing: Dinner is ready, come quickly.
Qi Qing looked at the message sent by Jin Lexian, hesitated for a while and said that he had no appetite and would not eat.
In fact, it's not that he has no appetite, but that he feels that it's not appropriate for him to go now.
Although Jin Lexian never acknowledged Cao Mingming, but Cao Mingming has entered her house, doesn't it mean that there is no silver 300 taels here?
Jin Lexian knew Qi Qing's appetite was good from time to time, and he didn't force him to say that.
Open the window, and the smell of the food next door is blown in all directions by the wind.
The strong aroma of grilled chicken unceremoniously hooked Qi Qing's gluttons.
He looked at the apple in his hand and sighed.
After eating the apple tastelessly, Qi Qing clicked on the previous post.
In just one night, the post was pinned to the top, with the word "fire" next to it, and hundreds of buildings have been built after clicking in.
Qi Qing pulled to the bottom and found a row of crying emojis from the bar owner: The proprietress and the boss had a conflict, and they didn’t come to eat the food. They said yesterday that the food he cooked was delicious, so they won’t come today, okay? Panic, is he about to lose his job?
It was quite sympathetic at first, but under yesterday's pretending/coercion, no one sympathized with him. Instead, they were all in unison hahahahaha, a happy group.
After reading the post, Qi Qing felt a little sleepy after a while.
He is often like this now, and he gets sleepy easily after eating; however, he can't sleep because he still has to wait for the finale of Sweetie's reunion.
It's 8:[-], only half an hour until the finale, he can!
Qi Qing did some eye exercises, and was just about to lie down and watch a drama when the doorbell rang.
Qi Qing opened the door and saw Jin Lexian without any surprise.
After all, besides the takeaway, he is the only one who can knock on his door at this point.
"I'm afraid you're hungry, so I cooked some white fungus porridge for you."
Outside the door, the woman was holding a bowl of hot porridge and looked at him intently, her eyes were as moist as water.
Vaguely, Qi Qing seems to have seen the two of them when they first met.
The difference is that the woman was so far away from him then, and now she is so close to him.
Under such stares, Qi Qing found that he couldn't speak out because of the verbal refusal.
"May I come in?"
"..." Qi Qing turned his body to make room for him.
White fungus porridge can be eaten if you work hard. Only when it is stewed for a long time can the gelatin in it be cooked out and the white fungus will melt in your mouth.
A small bowl of white fungus porridge looks ordinary, but it is actually the best expression of heart.
Jin Lexian always has the ability to make people irresistible if he keeps his face open; he can touch every chord of Qi Qing's heart if he keeps his face still.
It has been from the beginning, and it still is.
Sometimes Qi Qing couldn't help wondering if he was a robot that was carefully set up for him.
Otherwise, how could it be so... people... moved.
"Then I'm leaving."
Qi Qing nodded: "Yes."
Jin Lexian picked up the bowl, and said: "It will be a little cold at night, remember to cover up with an extra quilt, so as not to catch cold...Huh?"
He tilted his head, as if he saw something, put down the bowl, raised his hand, and wiped lightly on Qi Qing's lips.
Jin Lexian's actions are very frank, he doesn't linger too much, and he doesn't give people an ambiguous/ambiguous feeling, as if it's just an ordinary contact.
He spread his hand and showed Qi Qing a little crystal on his fingertips.
The longer the white fungus was boiled, the more viscous the jelly would be. Qi Qing touched his lips, took out a paper towel and wiped it carelessly.
"I'm leaving."
Qi Qing hesitated to say goodbye to him.
"Good night"
"Good night, I wish you a sweet dream tonight."
The woman's voice was very gentle, as if humming a lullaby.
Most of the residents in this building have moved, and after the commute to and from get off work, it is particularly deserted; at night, let alone the sound of closing the door, even the sound of footsteps inside the house can be heard clearly.
If the night is darker, the snoring can be heard a little bit.
It started to rain again outside, and in the hazy rain, there were no clouds, no moon, only the sad white light from the street lamps.
Jin Lexian sighed and leaned against the door.
He lowered his head, as if he was thinking about something, but he didn't seem to think about anything.
I don't know how much time has passed. Under the faint white light, I can vaguely see him slowly...slowly...putting his fingers into his mouth.
"It's so sweet."
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