The top brother is going to the draft!

[Pretend to be a couple official v:

Dear readers, we have been waiting for a long time, the summer file plan is officially launched!Let's meet at Balala Terrace at 18:30 this Saturday, come and start a happy summer vacation with the four guests of this issue @小红, @小黄, @庄想, @香灯~]

Originally, this was just an ordinary announcement notice.

However, the fans couldn't help but be dumbfounded when they took a closer look.

Wait, who and who?

Zhuang Xiang and Xiang Ran? ?really! !

As we all know, the variety show "Pretending to be a Couple" is quite popular.

The program group always likes to invite some popular CP groups to participate in the business, so it is also called the best CP after-sales program on the whole network by netizens.

After recording so many episodes of variety shows, looking forward, they are all pink candies.Although many people complained that it was artificial saccharin, but I have to admit that this variety show is really loved by the majority of CP fans. The traffic is good, and many traffics are jealous.

— But the question is, who is Zhuang Xiang?Who is Xiang Ran?

How much traffic do they lack for business? ?

And many netizens still remember that when the director of this variety show was interviewed a year ago, he blew up that he tried to invite Xiang Ran and Zhuang Zhuang but failed, and expressed deep regret.

Netizens pondered.

Strange!

They were rejected at the time, why are they accepted again now?

This is not in line with the character of Zhuang Xiang and Xiang Ran.

10 minutes later, #论双及公开的可能# became the top search in the moment, and netizens immediately exploded.

【hundred percent! !Just a matter of time! 】

【Actually, I think they have been together a long time ago hehehe】

[The pattern is small, brother, I think they are already secretly married! ! 】

[Why is my cp getting sugary again, the girl with tooth decay said so]

[It's rare to see Lao Mazi and Zhuang Xiang so blatantly. Is it a public warm-up? ? 】

[Actually, I don’t mind making it public now!The younger brother actor has already got it, and he has already officially transformed into a powerful faction]

[I'll go, see if Reuters still has an appointment? ? 】

[? ?Vigorous, the possibility of making it public is infinite]

[Wow, wow, since that's the case, Xinnv made a wish online and made it public! ! 】

On Saturday, Xiaocheng, one of the two-way CP fan army, squatted in front of the computer screen in advance.

Because the show hasn't been officially broadcast yet, the sisters in the group are chatting hotly.

【I want to see brother and brother sleep qwq】

[?Words of tigers and wolves, but who wouldn't want to! ! 】

Xiaocheng smiled.

Oh, pattern!

Obviously both sides are soul mates! !Pursuing □□ is too vulgar!

Before she could type her impassioned statement, the alarm clock rang, and Xiao Cheng immediately dropped her phone and clicked refresh on the computer.

The loading circle went around for a while before the screen finally popped up.After a lengthy advertisement, Xiaocheng was full of expectations and thought that she would enter the feature film, but her vision was completely dark.

Ok?

What happened?

Xiaocheng patted the computer and studied for a while, then turned up the voice in doubt.

Only then did I hear a voice from the dark field of vision: "I haven't seen him for a month."

It's sweet as hell, languid, and smiling.

——It was Zhuang Xiang.

The voice seems to be stirring in the ear, and the wonderful hormonal response penetrates the eardrum and directly hits the heart through the amplified sound.

Xiaocheng's blood bar emptied in a second, his body surface heated up instantly, and he hurriedly turned down his voice.

Many people described Zhuang Xiang's voice as very romantic before, but she still can't get it to the point--but now, listening to it, it's really interesting qwq! !

Staff voice: "Busy at work?"

There was a soft closing sound of the door, followed by the sound of footsteps, Zhuang thought: "Well, yes, so I often don't have time to see each other."

Staff: "Ah——"

The light on the screen suddenly turned on, and it was Zhuang Xiang who turned on the light in the room.

Xiao Cheng narrowed her eyes uncomfortably.

On the screen, a cold bone china-like hand took off the sunglasses and hung them on the collar casually, and the half-length black hair hung loosely over the eyebrows and eyes.He raised his eyes, his eyes were lazy and slightly bright.His outline is sharper than when he was a teenager, but his body still has a clear and unrestrained aura, allowing people to see the vigorous vitality under his skin.

Xiao Cheng, who has been in the pit since his debut, couldn't help but feel a little dazed, he is already a truly chilling tiger.

Zhuang Xiang seemed to notice the camera, tilted his head, and said in surprise, "There is also a camera here."

"Ah, yes, what's the matter?"

"Should I take pictures even when I'm sleeping?"

"no?"

"Ah." Zhuang Xiang's voice was quite innocent, "But am I sharing a room with Xiang Ran?"

"Can't you shoot?"

"Maybe." Zhuang Xiang shrugged, "What if it's not possible?"

staff member:?

Xiaocheng:!

Excited to cover mouth.jpg

Regardless of other things for the time being, let’s drink first for respect! !

"Xiang Ran is still half an hour away," Zhuang Xiang took out his phone to look at it, then looked at the camera and smiled, "Do you mind if I make an advertisement? Let's promote our new film "Silent", which will be released on October [-]th , remember to watch."

The staff was also very cooperative: "I heard it's two male protagonists?"

"Yes."

"If I remember correctly, this seems to be the first time you have cooperated with Mr. Xiang? How does it feel to cooperate?"

"Tacit understanding, at least we grew up together."

At this time, Xiaocheng found a reasonable explanation for Zhuang Xiang and Xiang Ran to participate in this variety show.

It turned out to be for the announcement of the new film.

thinking.

However, it is also very suspicious to participate in the romance show purely for publicity! !This is not the character of the younger brother and the old mother at all!She still thinks it's a public warm-up!

Because Xiang Ran has not been present yet, the scene here switches to another pair of CPs.

Xiaohong and Xiaohuang are the CPs of the latest hit dramas, and the popularity is quite incredible.But Xiaocheng has been eating two-way eating so much that it is difficult to eat other candy, so she had to go to the group to find a good sister to chat with.

Until Zhuang Xiang's room came three regular knocks on the door.

Zhuang Xiang just finished taking a shower, with a towel covering his head, he went to open the door.The tall and straight man outside the door was well dressed, Zhuang wanted to lean against the door and look at him.

Xiang Ran took off his sunglasses and mask, wondering: "What's wrong?"

Zhuang wanted to mutter: "It's the same as a secret joint."

Xiang Ran smiled with his eyes bent, stretched out his hand to hold his face, squeezed it, and leaned over to say something in a low voice.

Zhuang wanted to take a step back, rubbed his head twice with a towel, and pointed at the camera sideways.

Xiang Ran was taken aback, and stood up straight: "Okay."

Xiaocheng: Okay? ?ok what?

Always feel wrong.

[Old mother, do whatever you want! ! !It would be fine if we didn’t exist qwq]

[Juejuezi, will this program group really know it!Engage in hidden cameras! ! !your mua's]

[I'm so angry that I can't see it when I can't see it when I think of my cpdoi.

Zhuang Xiang wiped his hair casually and leaned against the bed to play with his mobile phone.

Xiang Ran hung up his coat and turned to look at him, stepped forward to twist the tip of his hair, then frowned: "Where is the hair dryer?"

Zhuang Xiang fell on the bed and didn't want to talk to him: "It's almost done."

Xiang Ran pulled him up: "Do you believe this?"

Zhuang Xiang was surprised: "Why don't you believe it?"

Xiang Ran laughed.

Obviously he just washed his hair.

"Okay, your body is important. It's too easy to catch a cold this season." Xiang Ran spontaneously found a hair dryer, plugged it in and started to blow his hair. "What if you get old and have rheumatic bone pain?"

Zhuang wanted to mutter: "Why curse me."

Xiang Ran was very serious: "It's a reasonable worry."

Zhuang Xiang was speechless: "Your size is reasonable."

【My mother is still the same~ It’s easy to worry about being with my younger brother hhhh】

[Other family CP: My treasure is cute, my family CP: What should you do if you are old and have rheumatism and bone pain?ha ha ha ha grass]

[The relationship between my younger brother and my mother is still the same as it was four years ago, it's really nostalgic]

[It seems that I haven’t seen my younger brother accepting a variety show since the group show, and I haven’t seen such a relaxed Zhuang Xiang for a long time... I feel a little emotional]

[The members of 7Ts don’t see each other very often now, only the old lady can see the brother’s side]

Zhuang wanted to sit on the edge of the bed, squinting his eyes lazily in the whining hot wind, looking a little drowsy like a big cat dozing off.Xiang Ran looked down at him, chatted from time to time, the atmosphere was as comfortable as at home.

After blowing his hair, Zhuang wanted to fall back on the bed, picked up his phone and continued playing.

Xiang Ran put away the hair dryer, and asked casually, "Are you wearing long johns?"

Zhuang Xiang's shocked eyes shifted from the phone screen to him: "It's only September."

Xiang Ran corrected: "October is coming soon."

Zhuang thought: "...May I take the liberty to ask, don't you know it's 23 degrees today?"

Wear a ghost long johns at 23 degrees! !

I'm afraid Zhuang Xiang will catch a cold first if he doesn't catch a cold.

But in this regard, Xiang Ran seems to always have something to overwhelm him: "The temperature is about to cool down."

Zhuang Xiang turned his head indifferently, and continued to focus on the phone: "Really? I don't believe it."

Xiang Ran rubbed his hair, and didn't continue talking with him on this topic, and said, "Have you sent the second round yet?"

Zhuang thought: "It was decided by lottery, but it hasn't been drawn yet."

"Pretending to be a Couple", as the name suggests, means that guests pretend to be couples in variety shows.

All the parts of the program group are selected from "One Hundred and One Things Couples Must Do", and the guests must do what they draw.

The next morning, the staff of the program team brought the lottery bucket to their door, and what Zhuang wanted to draw was to go to the amusement park together.

"Ah..." He looked at the note in his hand, "I haven't been to an amusement park since I was eight years old."

The staff immediately remembered the rumors that he had a bad relationship with his family, and wondered, "Could it be that the discipline at home is too strict?"

Zhuang Xiang blinked, as if wondering why he would ask such a strange question, then raised his eyebrows and smiled and said, "No, I think it's naive."

Staff: "Really? I don't believe it."

No kid can resist the allure of an amusement park! !

Zhuang wanted to glance at him and point to him: "If you ask him, what I said is true."

The staff looked at Xiang Ran.

Xiang Ran put his fist to his lips and laughed beside him: "Yeah."

Zhuang thought, what should I say?

The non-mainstream point is probably the talent point that God gave him.As a result, his hobbies have been different since he was a child.

When other people's children went to the amusement park, Zhuang Xiang took the sword and indulged in ☆Zhan ㄝ 钓峰.

...But there is no need to tell the staff about this.

After the lottery was over, the staff sent them a day's activity funds: 300 yuan for the two of them.

Xiang Ran: "One hundred and fifty for each person."

Zhuang wanted to complain: "It's ridiculously small."

The staff coughed: "The program group is poor, and the other CP also has this much money."

Zhuang wanted to look at the banknote in his hand, curious: "Then you will pay for the ticket to the amusement park?"

The opponent said firmly: "No."

Zhuang thought: "?"

Brother: "When you go there, there will be staff to arrange."

Great.

But since they all accepted the notice, Zhuang Xiang reluctantly went.

However, when they arrived at the amusement park, they discovered that the program group was domineering, and now only the staff of the amusement park and the photographer of the program group were left.

Zhuang Xiang muttered: "I'm still crying about being poor, it's obviously all booked out."

Xiang Ran rubbed the hair on the back of his head to comfort him, and put his hands on his shoulders.

The beautiful lady standing at the door smiled: "Mr. Zhuang, Mr. Xiang, hello, the ticket is [-] yuan per person, is it cash?"

Zhuang wanted to be silent.

Directly evaporate two-thirds of the funds?Too outrageous.

The young lady was not surprised, her smile remained unchanged: "If you really don't have a lot of money, we have other payment methods here~"

Zhuang Xiang cooperated very much: "What?"

The young lady smiled kindly: "Excuse me, do you know pockygame?"

Zhuang wanted to shake his head and looked at Xiang Ran.

Xiang Ran frowned and shook his head.

【Know! ! !I know! 】

[Fuck, are you going to come true?I've only seen pockykiss in two-way fanfics before! ! ! ! 】

[Wooooow, this variety show is so good, I love it, love it]

Xiaocheng also exploded.

Grass! ! Pocky game ah!

This game can be described as famous overseas.The rules of the game are very simple, that is, two people eat the same Pocky biscuit together, usually the one who bites off first will be considered as the loser.

All in all.

If you don't want to lose, you will always kiss together.

"It's okay if you don't know." The young lady explained the rules of the game to him in great detail.

After listening, Zhuang thought:?

Can this be played?Seems like it can't? ?

The young lady smiled: "However, we have changed the rules this time. The length of the biscuit will determine your discount."

Xiang Ran finished listening quietly with downcast eyes, then turned to look at Zhuang Xiang, lowered his voice and asked something softly.

Zhuang thought:?

The little sister on the side: pupil earthquake.jpg

Only the audience was dumbfounded.

【What did you say?What did you say? ? 】

[Aww, what is there that a VIP can't know! ! 】

Xiao Cheng was also confused.

But quickly:

[! !Are all the current sugar addicts so fast? ?The front row tells everyone that station x has released a lip reading video! !Stop and watch! !You won't regret it, trust me. 】

Xiaocheng endured the feeling of itching in her heart, liver, spleen and lungs and clicked on the X station app.

Because there was no time to edit, the other party shot a short video directly on the TV screen, and the voice-over was a female voice who couldn't restrain her excitement.

"Don't mind if it's too late to edit, the main reason is that I think the cp I'm eating is really real! Look at the mouth shape of the old lady here——"

Pointing to Xiang Ran's lips on the screen, Xiao Cheng concentrated on it.

"Do you-want-free-order-?"

"He's definitely talking about this!—Woo, can this really be broadcast, can it be?? Oh no, it's already been broadcast..."

After the short video was played, Xiaocheng couldn't help but replay it and read it along with the voice-over.

Then found out.

Grass!

Really a perfect fit! !

Xiaocheng is pressing people.

Xiao Cheng was about to faint.

Xiaocheng felt that she had died mentally! !

She turned sharply to look at the computer screen.

Xiang Ran in the picture is wearing a thin and neat black shirt, the buttons are meticulously buttoned to the top, and the cuffs are rolled up to the elbows, tall and handsome.His deep eyebrows combined with his glacier-like blue eyes make him look upright and indifferent, and his slight alienation often makes people feel shuddering.

Hard to imagine.

When the young lady said that the length of the biscuit determines the discount, this veteran cadre who looked rigid and rational at first glance actually asked, "Do you want to waive the order?"

Hastily.

What does this mean! !Is that what she thinks qwq

Xiaocheng yelled in her heart while hugging the pillow, and collapsed on the sofa after a while.

Ah, it's a little hypoxic from the top to the beginning.

What did she say before?

vulgar.

No! !You can do it! !

[I came back after watching the lip reading video.The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly. 】

【Old mother, if you want to kiss me, just say it, grass】

[Almost screamed like crazy on the high-speed rail! !I have never been so red when I confess to my male god]

[I always feel like blocking my eyes, is this something I can see without paying? ? 】

[Fuck, fuck, fuck, the gates are all welded to death by me! ! !No one can climb out of the two-way pit alive! !Nibbling, give me nibbling, nibbling to death qwq]