1. 01. What is bad life...

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The sun is shining and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. The A University in M ​​City is full of joy and laughter. The students are laughing and laughing, and there is a positive atmosphere everywhere. Here, you can see the delicate flowers of the future of the motherland growing up.

A sunny and handsome boy ran from a distance on the bright avenue of University A. The boy ran straight to the boy under the locust tree with closed eyes and rested his mind. When he was about to meet the boy under the tree, he heard a message Slow warning sound.

"Lee, I'm warning you not to transfer the huge thrust of your momentum to me, otherwise..."

"Ahhh!" Hearing the warning, the boy hurriedly slowed down, and finally stabilized his figure at the last step, "Shi Chenke! You can't do this to me..."

"I just want to keep my own healthy body." Shi Chenke, the boy who closed his eyes and rested his mind, finally opened his eyes and looked at the boy standing beside him, "What? You've run out of liquidity again. Come to me for a small loan to develop your money-making project like a time bomb?"

"Huh? That's not the way to describe my project that can make money anytime, anywhere!" Hearing Shi Chenke's description of his favorite work, Lee retorted with a dissatisfied expression, "It should be..."

"I don't care what it is, anyway, the loan is useless, let alone usury, the loan amount I gave you last time is about to expire, if you can't repay it on time, I will blacklist you as a customer who will never deal with you!"

While talking mercilessly, Ke got up and patted the floating ash on his body, glanced at the stupid Lee beside him with a half-smile, and walked leisurely towards the library.

"Hey! Shichenke!" Lee, who finally came to his senses, hurriedly chased after him, his handsome face was distorted and almost deformed, "How can you treat your old customers like this? Aren't businesses all about maintaining old customers? I am A lender with a very high reputation and good performance, you should give me benefits, how can you blacklist me?"

Chen Ke stopped when he heard Lee's question, and looked coolly at Lee who was curious, "Really want to know?"

"Yes! I want to know!"

"Because you are a high-risk investment. Although businessmen like to make risky investments, your risk factor has exceeded the controllable bottom line!"

Rolling his eyes at Lee with a flattering smile, Shi Chenke twitched the corners of his mouth, turned around and continued walking towards the library, took out his computer from his pocket and began to bury his head in calculations.

"Shichenke..." Lee's mournful voice came from behind, and then his forward body suddenly stopped. Lee hugged Shichenke's waist tightly, his eyes full of pity, "I came to you to repay the loan... You can't treat me so ruthlessly, I'm a potential stock, you should work hard to grasp it and vigorously develop it, you shouldn't abandon it!"

"Tsk! Speak well, Lee, don't touch your hands, do you know if men and women can kiss each other? Don't ruin my reputation in public, but I will ask you for reputation damage fees! In addition..." Shichen Ke Qing Patting Lee holding his hand softly, "I won't give you a hug for free, I'll count you as a VIP for everyone's familiarity, let's get 1% off! Ten yuan a minute. "

"Oh! Shichenke! You are robbing! You are not the top card in the nightclub, so don't calculate the price for yourself like this!" Lee wailed and let go of his holding Shichenke. To increase the amount.

"It's because I'm not a lady in a nightclub that I didn't count hundreds of dollars per minute for you. Now let's get down to business. Aren't you here to repay the loan?" Looking coolly at Lee, Shi Chenke stretched out his hand, "Here, bring it here quickly." ! Otherwise, the interest rate will increase by 1 minute if it is more than 1 minute. You and I have been poor for so long, how much money has been raised for nothing! Tsk tsk..."

"Shichenke..." Moaning weakly, Lee took out a wad of money from his pocket and put it in Shichenke's hand, "You are the most..."

"A person who is only interested in profit and greedy for money? I know, don't bother you to waste your saliva and tell me." Ke Liangsheng continued while quickly counting the money, "You should save resources for the country and don't waste precious fresh water. "

"I didn't mean to express that! Shichenke, don't guess what I think, okay?" Lee helplessly patted Shichenke on the shoulder twice and said loudly, "I just want to say, you are a big economic The only person in the college who can use all economics knowledge so vividly!"

"Thank you for the compliment!" Chen Ke finally took a good look at Lee when he stuffed the money into his pocket, "Is there anything else?"

"Oh, that's right!" Hearing Shi Chenke's question, Lee put on a suddenly realized expression, grabbed Shi Chenke's sleeve with one hand to prevent him from leaving, and quickly searched in his large pocket with the other, "Yesterday we tied flowers and asked me to give them to you." Send a letter, it looks like it's a love letter!"

"Oh? Is it a flower..." Chen Ke showed a pensive expression when he received the light blue envelope from Lee, and finally smiled with relief, "It's still a good investment object, so I'll take the time to read the contents of the letter." alright!"

"Oh! Shi Chenke...you are really... crazy about studying economics!"

Lee's helpless wailing resounded through the campus behind him, and Shi Chenke just smiled plainly and continued walking towards the library. In this world, in this era, is there anything more realistic than talking about money?

"Hey brother! I heard that the department flower of your economics department gave you a love letter? Quickly bring me my sister and let me pay my respects!"

When Chen Ke was reading a book quietly in the library, he suddenly fell to the table, groaning slightly because his body was severely injured.

"Shi, Wu! Do you want to die? Your brother's young body still wants to be used as a green mountain to cut firewood!" Shi Chenke reached out and grabbed the girl lying on top of him abruptly and threw it aside, "You Where did this little girl get the news from, the speed is quite fast."

"That's right! Speed ​​is what matters in the 21st century, and speed is required for information replacement. As a top student in journalism, I naturally have first-hand sources of news!" Shi Wu looked at his brother with a smug face and smiled frivolously, "Love letter How about it? Quickly bring it and let me observe it and pay homage to it!"

Helplessly glanced at Shi Wu, Shi Chenke took the unopened letter and threw it to Shi Wu, "Here!"

"Hehe! Haven't you unpacked it yet?" Shi Wu whispered as if he had discovered a new continent, then he put his shoulders on Shi Chenke's shoulder and said with a low smile, "Since I have the first-hand news from your sister, let me Let me, a news student, broadcast it to you!"

"Alright, save me the time to read." Nodding in agreement, Shi Chenke refocused on the book in front of him.

"Wow! It's so short, incisive, clear-cut, and concise." Shi Wu twitched the corner of his mouth abruptly and looked at Shi Ke with a tangled face, "I'll see you at the Nine Points Lake sculpture tonight."

"En! And then?" Frowning, Shichenke looked at a short formula in front of him thoughtfully, "It is short and incisive enough to express such a complex formula theory with such short letters and symbols, Talent!"

"Pfft! Brother!" Shi Wu looked helplessly at Shi Chen Ke who was completely absorbed in the book, and patted Shi Chen Ke on the shoulder with all his strength, "I'm talking about this love letter!"

The quiet library became even quieter in an instant, and everyone turned their attention to Shi Chenke and Shi Wu, with a hint of ambiguity in them.

"Damn girl! What are you doing so loudly? Do you really want to use your professional expertise to spread the word?" Shi Chenke angrily snatched the love letter from Shi Wu's hand and quickly read it, and only when he saw the short words on it did he suddenly understand. The meaning of fog.

"Okay! Now you have made me go if I don't want to go!" Shi Wu rolled the letter paper in his hand and put it in his pocket with a blank look, without any intention of repentance. Someone read it to me on the evening broadcast, explaining that he was blacklisted and put on the debt collection list!"

"Huh? There are so many people borrowing Bawang's money this time!" Shi Wu took a rough look at the A4 paper thrown by Shi Chenke and nodded thoughtfully, "Don't worry! I will broadcast it well and make sure that all A Big colleagues remember them!"

"Okay! When I get back, I'll treat you to the western food you've been thinking about for a long time, and pay for your hard work." Patting Shi Wu's shoulder in satisfaction, Shi Chenke glanced lightly at the sky outside the French window, "What time is it?"

"It's 06:30, why, you always have to act? It's still far from nine o'clock. Wouldn't it be a waste of money and life to prepare so early?"

"Go clean up Lee's big mouth, do you think I really don't know the source of your news?" He glanced at Shi Wu with a half-smile, and pointed at the pile of books on the table. Then he waved his hands and walked out leisurely.

"Tsk! Damn it, you're so skinny! My old sister bullies me like this, don't you know how to be sympathetic?" Shi Wu cursed angrily, picked up the stack of books and hurriedly left the library.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Shichen Ke appeared on time in front of the sculpture next to A's Daxin Lake. He lowered his head and counted nearly sixty. other people's lives

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