The Fairy Age of Online Games

"Are you kidding me?! The little bird in your mouth is the young patriarch of the Phoenix family. When most players don't have pets yet, you actually have a pet that is comparable to a big boss. This is an existence that destroys the balance of the game. Ah. Secondly, you also want an upgradeable Mowu group injury skill. Do you know how rare the Mowu skill in "The Age of Fairies" is? Martial arts that injure demons are even rarer, especially if you still want it to be upgraded! Then you are not invincible. If you don’t advance two, it’s impossible for you to ask us to hand over such a ridiculous letter of repentance just because of your last one Accept it, do you want you to keep threatening us with it? What are your intentions!" The head of the public relations department had a pale face of a heart attack, and his body was shaking like a sieve from the anger.

Shen Yan caressed his chest, with a distressed expression on his face: "Cruel-hearted person, think of me as a person who can't even bear to hurt flowers and plants, yet you slander me so much."

"People want the little bird for revenge~ It's human nature." He pouted resentfully.

"I want martial arts for self-defense. There are beasts in the game. If a slender and beautiful young man like me is hurt, do you have the heart? So in order to prevent you from being overly sad, do you make preparations in advance?" He blinked innocently His big eyes are full of kindness.

"The last point, I'm teaching you to be a good person. How can you falsely accuse me of threatening you with it. If you don't believe me, look," Shen Yan tossed a holographic video crystal from the pillow next to him, and said with a sweet smile, "If you want to threaten, you can't." Will use this, won't I?"

"You, you...you..." The poor head of the public relations department finally died in battle. Before he passed out, he suddenly thought happily that he would no longer have to face the blackmail of this fox. Thanks to my mother's soul for still caring for me, Woohoo!

But the miserable head of the design department was in pain, staring hard at his colleague and old friend who had fled the battle, hoping that he would "live" again.Bastard, she passed out without even notifying her, causing her to face this spirited fox alone, woo woo woo, mom, come and save me! ~~

Shen Yan curled his lips and murmured to himself, "Really, I'm not in good health and still come to work. There are so many people who are desperate for money these days. No wonder he used the heart of a villain to save the belly of a gentleman just now." .”

The head of the design department almost vomited blood when he heard it, he was so angry with you, but he didn't dare to say this, so as not to incur Shen Yan's torment.

Unfortunately, nine out of ten times life is unsatisfactory.Who made it possible for the two of them to communicate here now.So Shen Mandrill's target naturally shifted to him.

Facing that scorching gaze, the head of the design department had a flash of inspiration and came up with an idea, "Mr. Shen, the conditions you raised just now have exceeded our scope of authority. I will report to the superior immediately. Please wait a moment." disappeared in front of the visual screen, ran faster than a rabbit, and did not forget to carry the sacrificed comrades righteously before leaving.

At this time, he was so proud of himself, he lamented his great wisdom, and successfully escaped from the clutches of the clutches.So he ignored the weird smile on Shen Yan's lips.

After a while, another handsome young man in a suit appeared in front of the screen.This man does have a face that makes a female creature scream, but only if he ignores the damn expression on his face right now.

"I didn't expect it to be true." The handsome young man cried sadly.He is the Second Young Master of Tianlong Group—Tiansheng.The evil relationship with Shen Yan in his youth is an eternal pain in his heart.

"Xiaoshengsheng, I never knew that you often have hallucinations because you miss me too much. In the future, I will definitely visit you to play regularly, so that you won't be so lonely, wait for me!~~" Shen Yan said happily to him He winked.

"..." No, every time I see him, he will be given a ridiculous nickname, and then it will be widely circulated, and finally he will be kindly ridiculed by family and friends, and everyone will treat it as a joke, no one will think for him, What does the person who has been ridiculed for more than ten years think in his heart, why is his life so miserable.

"Speaking of business, the three conditions you mentioned are nothing but blatant extortion, let's talk about your real thoughts." Tian Sheng said helplessly.

"But what he said is his true opinion." Shen Yan looked at him innocently, "But... for Xiao Shengsheng's sake, each condition can be restricted."

"I knew that you were playing with them before." A moment of silence for his subordinates.

"It's not for fun, it's to help them activate blood and remove stasis." He said confidently.

"..." There is nothing to say, a shameless person is invincible.

"Tch, you don't believe me. You hurt my pure heart~~" I said as a good person.

"..." I wouldn't believe it even if I was beaten to death.

"Hmph..." I remember you.

"Speak the truth."

"Okay." Shen Yan said reluctantly, "First of all, the little bird can turn it into an egg, reaccumulate strength and skills, and limit his level to not surpass me."

"can."

"Secondly, you can increase the side effects of the skill. For example: Use once to weaken for 3 days."

"Yes, but there is also a restriction that you cannot change to an attacking class, which means you can only have one attacking move."

"No problem, you know I'm a lazy person and I'm not interested in tiring things. But you have to make sure my only attack is strong enough, otherwise, I'm afraid I'll miss you too much." People blurred.

Tian Sheng shook off the chills, "You can rest assured about this. But can you save the last statement of repentance, anyway, you also have a recording crystal."

"Alright, but if I accidentally post what happened when you were drunk last time on the Internet, don't blame me." Shen Mandrill played with the record crystal in his hand carelessly.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomore

"Don't be sad, if you give me the book of repentance, I'll give you the crystal. After all, the book of repentance is much more interesting." It's full of positive images of me.

"Well, what you say is what you say." Tian Sheng accepted the cruelty of reality helplessly, "By the way, do you have anything else to do?"

"As soon as you say I remember it, send me 200 yuan." Shen Yan said frankly.

"Why?!"

Shen Yan rolled his eyes and looked at him with contempt: "Telephone bill."

"...Okay." Woohoo, I owe it to myself, so why ask that question so much.After finishing talking, I hurriedly hung up the connection.

Shen Yan was in a good mood, playing with the crystal in his hand, and collapsed on the sofa.Hey, who would have thought that the crystal in his hand didn't record the content of the previous conversation at all, because it was already full of other things.

However, it's better not to tell Xiaosheng about this, so as not to make him angry.Simply, for the sake of being so obedient, give him a record crystal that he has missed for a long time as a reward, but he will definitely be "surprised".Alas, who made himself a good person with a conscience who repays grievances with virtue.

The next day, the directors of the public relations department and the design department of Tianlong Group asked for leave collectively. I heard that one missed her dead mother so much that she didn't want to work, so she went back to her hometown to visit the grave; went.In short, a piece of gossip called "Tianlong Group's senior cadres' sudden Oedipus disease" is flying all over the sky, which has added a lot of talk to the public after dinner.

Another three days later, a recording crystal was attached with the words: "To my dear Scallion—Xiaoshengsheng, the recording crystal you have always wanted back. PS Please open it within the actual time on the crystal." The card was sent to the meeting meeting Tianlong Group's second young master Dong Tiansheng's place.

After he finished the meeting, when he was walking and looking at the crystal he got from the secretary, he found a big ten on it. He suddenly remembered something and looked up at the watch. A chill came out of his heart. The hands of the watch Pointing right at the top of the ten.After hearing a "beep", the crystal turned on automatically, and a 3-square-meter holographic portrait opened in the office hall.

There is a naked drunk man on the screen, holding a green onion in his hand, wearing flowered underpants, standing on a chair and singing while dancing: "I am a green onion, green onion..." All the people in the office hall looked at the familiar man on the screen , and looked at Er Shaodong, who was holding a recording crystal in his hand and his face was livid, suddenly realized, and they all got under the table, laughing loudly.The ashamed and angry Tian Sheng had no choice but to turn around and run away with the crystal in his arms. Although there was no impact, the song "I am a green onion" was passed on and passed on along the way, and the laughter in the office hall did not stop.

You asked why you didn't turn off the crystal, because it was set by the previous owner to turn off after playing, and it cannot be changed.

However, Shen Mandrill is still very conscientious, remembering to mosaic the natural key parts.Although this cannot prevent poor Tiansheng from being called "green onions" for a long time to come.Alas, there is a saying that says that destiny cannot be violated, so you are born to admit it!