The Fairy Age of Online Games

It's said that the fox clan is cunning, seeing you today--it really makes sense!But Jiang is still old and hot, so the Fire Phoenix King simply pretended to be stupid and changed the subject: "What my son said is very suitable for me. However, the Supreme God has an imperial order, and he must exchange it with sincerity. It is only because I can't help."

The fox secretly rolled his eyes, he was already resentful towards this guy who pretended to be B in his heart, didn't he just bully himself for being uneducated!Thinking of the peerless intelligent person he has met in 100 years, he has no way of doing anything about two things: one is swimming, but after the rigorous training in the parenting valley, he has improved a little, and he swims beautifully with authentic dog paddles; The second is that in classical Chinese, apart from talking to people about "drag people to a place where there is no one, take off their pants, take out unknown objects, insert them into inconvenient places, come out and in, come out white things, two people Said the same: Comfortable and comfortable!" Apart from such nonsensical vulgar words, he never dragged classical Chinese.Because no matter how much he studies, he is still in a semi-literate state where he can listen but not speak, which is really one of the ten incredible events.

Now the Fire Phoenix King is full of words, but he can only speak plainly, isn't he indirectly dumping his face? !But if you are unhappy, you have to be comforted. After all, you have to rely on others: "Your Majesty is serious, but you can tell us what 'sincerity' is. We are very grateful."

The Fire Phoenix King clapped his palms and was overjoyed, and he explained the reason for the mission straightforwardly. Anyway, as long as there is no "blood", whatever happens!

It turned out that the Fire Phoenix King was suffering from a sequelae. "Zengyun" has a cloud, hidden sores.In modern medical terminology, it is called sore.To put it bluntly, it is hemorrhoids.

"Oh, I'm getting old, I'm full of diseases, I can't do what I want..." Fire Phoenix King couldn't help sighing with emotion.

It's just farting. I think it's purely hemorrhoids caused by frequent intercourse and the habit of forbearance. Foxes despise it extremely.However, I couldn't say this, so I had to hold it back in my stomach again.As the old saying goes: The way of life is not to tear your face.It's hard for a gentleman! ~

Unable to know the slander in the fox's heart, King Huofeng began to introduce the development of the disease.At first, Huofeng Wang just thought that he didn't drink much water and was constipated when he got angry, so he didn't care.When the condition became serious and the pain was so painful that I thought of seeking medical treatment.

Fortunately, King Huofeng was so generous that he obtained a lot of secret recipes from the White Ape Clan, but the three main ingredients in the most effective prescription made him worry.

"Ice crystal snow lotus, thousand-year-old dragon horn powder, and reincarnation fruit..." The fox frowned, the last one is easy to say, he got a lot from the insect emperor, but the first two... "I was lucky enough to get a reincarnation fruit by chance, dedicated to Your Majesty has no problem, but you have never heard of Ling Liang herbs, so I hope your Majesty will give you some advice."

Although he was a little surprised that his son's owner had the fruit of reincarnation in his hand, King Huofeng didn't try to get to the bottom of it. He didn't ask questions that shouldn't be asked. Fire Phoenix King began to introduce the fox one by one in detail.

Ice crystal snow lotus only grows on the Antarctic ice sheet, the top of the snow mountain guarded by the Ice Luan clan; while the millennium dragon horn powder, you need to go to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to find it.To get both, you have to take great risks.

The fox thought for a while, then gave up and sighed, with a dejected expression on his face: "Your Majesty, we can't take on this task. It's not because we don't have the courage to take risks, but because we have difficulties. You see, I have I haven't successfully changed jobs yet, and one of my teammates lost an important weapon because of the previous mission, and his strength has dropped drastically. These things must be resolved before the mission, but it will definitely take a lot of time. I'm afraid it will delay your recovery. So it's better not to pick it up... just don't know who else after us can have the same powerful ability as us to help you solve the problem?"

The Fire Phoenix King, who was a little hesitant at first, heard the last sentence, and immediately saw the cloudy sky.Although it's not that he doesn't know the little calculations in the fox's heart, but he has to say that what he said just now really hit his sore spot...he needs to rely on them.After all, the type of his illness is doomed not to spread it around with great fanfare, ask for help, and pay more attention to keeping it secret to prevent Xiaoxiao from spreading everywhere.And as far as he knew, such young demons with no conflict of interest did have two talents, which was invaluable.How about just doing this...

So the two whispered for a while and reached a number of mutually beneficial conditions.The Fire Phoenix King collected the reincarnation fruit in advance, and transferred the fox to a hidden profession by virtue of his own authority—Fire Alchemist. In the future, there will be special bonuses for vigorous fire and raw soil when heals, and the rest of the professional skills will not be listed in detail.At the same time, the fox also selected a spiritual-level bell weapon for the little demon from the small treasury of the Fire Phoenix King. In the future, through careful cultivation, there is a small chance of evolution.Of course, if the final mission fails, the fruit of reincarnation will not be spit out from the mouth of Fire Phoenix King.But what the fox is planning in his heart is unknown.

The personal system prompt "beep" sounded in my ears: "Congratulations to player Squint Fox for getting the team task - the secret of the Fire Phoenix King. Task content: Find the three main medicines of ice crystal snow lotus, millennium dragon horn powder, and reincarnation fruit; additional conditions : During the mission, you are not allowed to talk about the secrets of the Fire Phoenix King with any shemale, otherwise it will be regarded as giving up the mission."

To be on the safe side, the two also signed a blood contract and submitted it to the system aunt for justice.The old and the young looked at each other and smiled, each with inexplicable meanings.The neglected little bird lay on the ground and drew circles, singing in a low voice: "There are big and small bags on the head, some are knocked by people, and some are self-inflicted... I am a poor and unloved little bird Birds..."

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Back at the Tenglv Xiaozhu where he was staying, the fox first shared the precious fruits that he had brought from the Phoenix Hall before leaving. These are good things to replenish vitality.Then share the task with everyone. Fortunately, before signing the contract, Baihu has already explained the background of the task clearly to everyone through "Talk of Heart", saving a lot of trouble.

In order to leave Fengmingzhai before lunch and reach the next gathering place to break the fast.Everyone quickly assigned tasks and went their separate ways.It's not that I don't miss it, it's not that I don't want to part with it, but I know that the temporary separation now is for the long-term reunion in the future.

Baihu, Fox, Zhuifeng, Black and White, and Chenfeng, the five fire-attributed or cold-resistant fairies, are the first group to go to the Antarctic ice field to find ice crystal snow lotus.Mo Gong, Xiao Yao, Xiao Yaya, Baobao, Shengyan, Yinfeng and Yunfeng are the second group, and they rush to the East China Sea to find a needle in a haystack and find out the location of the Dragon Palace.

It is estimated that the Baihu group with the local snake Xiaobai and the young leader of the Phoenix Clan, Xiaoniao, should be the first to complete the task, so the second group should not be anxious. If they encounter problems such as slaying the dragon, it is better to wait for everyone to reunite.

The two parties agreed to meet again for a big dinner at the East China Sea Crab Shop.

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Note: The relationship between hemorrhoids and abnormal sex life.

Why does excessive intercourse cause hemorrhoids?

Because during sexual life, human muscles are in a state of high tension, especially the muscles of the pelvis and buttocks will continue to contract at this time. The contraction of the muscles will hinder the blood circulation around the anus until the end of sexual life. will slowly return to normal.Therefore, if sexual life is too frequent, it will cause hemorrhoidal vein blood circulation disorder, resulting in hemorrhoidal varicose veins stagnation of blood, forming hemorrhoids.

Why can ejaculation lead to hemorrhoids?

Because the semen is held back during sexual life, the buttocks muscles around the anus will convulse and contract. At this time, the pressure on the blood circulation around the anus is several times that of normal sexual intercourse, so it is easy to cause hemorrhoids.

Of course, this is only the second reason for the formation of hemorrhoids, and it cannot be generalized~