The Fairy Age of Online Games

Good looks, good temperament, good moral character, good study, good family background, such a "five good" man - Li Yunfeng, was unanimously selected by all the MMs in the school as the "Mr. .The reason is undoubtedly because of his outrageous special hobby - telling bad jokes.

People who love to tell jokes are not to be feared, people who tell jokes are not to be feared, and people who think cold jokes are funny are not to be feared, but when these three kinds of people are combined, their power is immeasurable.Li Yunfeng is the product of this type of forced lottery buy one get two free. He completely regards jokes as an indispensable thing in life that is as important as air, but the coldness of his jokes is by no means cold for three days. It’s better to be happy than to be happy together.” The noble sentiment has poisoned the good people one after another.

The degeneration process from Prince Charming to the evil devil is so simple, but in the eyes of the little demon, it is another burning pain - the transformation from a super beauty who can be zero but one to a BT little shou who is eccentric and off-line.Although one is Yangchun Baixue and the other is from Xialiba, each has its own flavor, and the latter is a popular variety in recent years, with many followers, but it has always been self-proclaimed, and the little demon who upholds the kingly way of attacking each other has a heart. What a pity.

The misery and misery contained in it are not enough for you men to understand.So in the face of Xiao Yao's current embarrassing behavior of screaming and crying, everyone should give understanding.

Probably because he noticed that the men around him, except for Yunfeng who was still laughing and unable to control himself, the rest of them all felt "the green trees are thick and the summer is long", turning their heads to enjoy the scenery, Xiao Jing had no choice but to stand up, Practicing her sisterly loyalty: "Sister Xiaoyao, don't be sad, as long as you have firm belief, there will be Xiao Gong, and Xiao Shou will also have it."

The little demon who was still sad blinked his tearful eyes in surprise, this was the first time he heard the words of a bosom friend after entering the game: "That...Xiaobai, are you also...?"

Xiao Jing nodded vigorously: "The attack is immeasurable."

A gleam appeared in the little demon's eyes: "Everything knows no bounds!"

"The green mountains and green waters are so lovely——"

"Handsome guys and beautiful men are loved by everyone!"

"For the sake of the next generation of the motherland—"

"Danmei career has been around for thousands of years! Comrade, I have found you!" Xiao Yao hugged excitedly, it feels so good to meet an old friend in a foreign land.

Xiao Jing is not used to twisting her body like a human being, and then she patted the little demon on the back a little stiffly, and comforted: "Ah... um... You have worked hard."

For the familiar picture of the underground party meeting here, the black line above the heads of the men is called "flying down three thousand feet".

The fox even grabbed the younger brother by his collar and asked viciously: "Tell me, who brought Xiaobai into trouble! If you don't say anything, don't blame my brother for being ruthless and disposing of your own brother!"

In addition, Yun Feng and other nine men who had calmed down their smiles focused their sharp gazes "shua". It turned out that the third son did not understand the inside story.The last piece of pure spiritual land in the motherland has been polluted by people? !It is tolerable or unbearable!

Zhuifeng tremblingly covered his crotch, and after gaining some sense of security, he honestly confessed: "It was taught by a senior sister from the medical school..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head by the fox: "Trash, you know you still don't stand up and protect!"

"I made it through~" Zhuifeng was quite aggrieved, "But then senior sister threatened me the way you threatened me with a scalpel... and then I compromised."

"Traitor! You betrayed the enemy and surrendered so easily?!" The fox slapped his hands again, hating the iron, "How did my brother and I teach you, have you forgotten all the family rules! There are no conditions, Want some bribes?"

All the men are ashamed, the point is not here... How does this family teach their children?So problematic!

"Of course there is a bribe~" Chasing Feng, who looked warmer, proudly claimed credit to his second brother, saying that he had not forgotten his roots, "Senior sister promised that in all the self-made monthly erotic magazines in the school, I will be the main attacker!"

Everyone twitched.

"You were bought by this sweetness?!" The iron slap roared again.

Chasing Feng felt aggrieved and wanted to cry, the second brother was trained by the elder brother, and since he was born a few years later, he was trained by two older brothers, why is it so difficult to be the youngest~

However, under the prestige, Zhuifeng didn't dare to neglect, and quickly defended himself with snot and tears: "Second brother, don't you know, wow, how terrible are those people who call themselves rotten girls, especially those who like to abuse The deepest love is the most!

Whipping, dripping wax and enema are the basic skills of Xiaoshou.The asshole couldn't be closed all day long, so Xiao Gong used a massage stick to poke his asshole when he had nothing to do. If he didn't have a massage stick, he would use a wine bottle, and if he didn't have a wine bottle, he would use a thick wooden stick.When one person is tired of stabbing, there is a second person; when both are tired, there are still N people waiting;Occasionally, I still feel that it is not exciting enough, and Xiao Shou has to beat one after another to give birth to children.It's simply not a human life, darker than the Nazis!

Especially the combination of weak attack and strong subject + incest + NP has suddenly become popular recently. There are a lot of rotten women who are 4P with Yinfeng and I.In order to keep the festival for my Xiaobai, I have no choice but to obey, this is really not what I want! ~"

coward!Apart from these two words, Fox and the others have nothing to say.Isn't it just being virtual OOXX N times and N times, as for being afraid of becoming like this? !Even if it is true, just bear with it! ~The men who stand and talk without back pain express the strongest contempt for Zhuifeng's crying.

"The most important thing is that they don't respect the facts at all." Zhuifeng sniffed, "Can that little Douding Yinfeng fuck me so hard I want to die? It's pure bullshit!"

"I can't do you?! CAO!" The fire-breathing Yin Feng flicked out his weapon—the red thread from his wrist, wrapped it around Zhuifeng's neck and strangled him to death, "Let's see if my little Douding can do it today." fuck you!"

Yinfeng, whose masculine dignity was provoked, was about to vent his anger with a ruthless hand, when suddenly someone patted his shoulder: "Don't beg anyone! Look at me doing...doing..."

The red thread slipped from Zhuifeng's neck with a "shua", and retracted into Yinfeng's sleeve. It turned out that it was Xiaobai who patted him on the shoulder.It is only to blame that the men are tossing too hard here, so that Xiaobai and Xiaoyao's attention is concentrated here.

"What are you going to do?" Xiaobai tilted her head in bewilderment, if she hadn't been afraid that Yinfeng would really hurt Afeng just now, she would have known the reason for the awkward situation between the two of them.

"Ha, it's nothing, it's nothing..." While sweating coldly, Yinfeng winked at the little demon lying on Xiaobai's shoulder like a sloth, asking her to drag Xiaobai away, and he felt ashamed for lying to the good boy~

It's a pity, except for watching the drama with a half-smile, the little demon completely ignored him. Hey, it's not every day that the drama of being too strong and a strong man can be staged. Is it sick~

Fortunately, not everyone is so inhumane. At this time, the fox showed his brotherly love, and walked up to Xiaobai with a smile and explained to her: "They are messing with each other!~"

"Boom..." Xiaobai's face suddenly flashed with lightning, obviously thinking of the gift that the fox gave when he first came to City B.

Pushing aside the little demon, he walked slowly in front of her boyfriend, gently took the other's trembling right hand, and threw it cleanly over the shoulder, chasing the wind and falling to the ground.

"I will never change my nature." Xiaobai's face was gloomy, his arrogance unfolded, and he walked towards Fengming Village without looking back.

The little demon was instantly fascinated by her beautiful movements and the final powerful words, queen! ~ so cool! !Then he followed Xiaobai's chic back and went too.And began to seriously prop up his chin and ponder whether he should change his taste to see the empress in the future...

The others watched the excitement end, and walked towards Fengming Village sparsely.

Zhuifeng, who had no sympathy, lay down on the ground in grief: "My lover doesn't believe me, my brother doesn't help me, my second brother's elbow is turned outward, God, strike me with a thunderbolt!" "

"Kacha" a thunderbolt accurately hit the chasing wind in the lyric.

What a considerate God, oh, what a considerate second brother.The last fox walking not far away flicked the thunderbolt talisman that had burned to ashes on his finger, and murmured in a low voice, "You deserve it..."