The Fairy Age of Online Games

Going online again the next day, Mo Gong, who tossed and turned all night, felt that he was about to mutate from a green snake into a panda!I struggled all night about how to face my cousin and the fox, only to find that the couple were as sweet as nothing had happened.

After learning the truth from his cousin who still had some conscience, Mo Gong felt a rush of heat from his dantian to the top of his head, and then he couldn't help but picked up the chair next to him, smashed it at the fox, and completely went into a runaway state.He is a BB, his good intentions are not rewarded, I was worried about him back then, my eyes were definitely covered in shit! "If I don't kill you today, my surname will not be Mo!"

It's a pity that the fox who was guarded by the white tiger didn't care about Mo Gong's weak attack at all, and happily hid behind the white tiger with the tofu brain and continued to eat breakfast, and at the same time, he didn't forget to fight back: "Hehe, Mo Gong You are so noble and forgetful, your surname is not Mo, but Fang! Could it be that you are actually the illegitimate son of someone with the surname Mo, or did your father remarry to the Mo family?..."

I saw Mo Gong roll his eyes, vomit blood and fall to the ground. The spray of blood is like the eruption of RB Two-year-old Mountain (another name for Mount Fuji), which is spectacular.

Seeing the little bird fluttering its wings and watching the show, I felt very sorry for it. There is a writer among human beings who said it well: If you don’t explode in silence, you will perish in silence.Poorly under the rule of the devil, another comrade-in-arms who actively participated in the revolution died gloriously.But he will not lose confidence because of this, because he always believes that when one comrade falls, millions of comrades will stand up.One day the turned serfs will sing!Just watch, heaven and earth testify, if you fail, you'd rather marry a worm!

Mentioning that ugly fat worm made the little bird even more angry.He didn't dare to trouble the fox now, so he could only vent his anger to the worm emperor, but he didn't expect that the bed bug had already returned to the secret realm to enjoy his blessings, so he was really angry.Hmph, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, boy, let's see if I don't burn you to ashes next time we meet!

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After laughing and laughing, the seven people and one bird reluctantly left Heding City, where they had been wandering for a long time, and marched quickly towards the main camp of the Yu Clan.

In view of the pride and self-esteem of the phoenix family, the little bird is unwilling to be taken into the pet space even if it dies. For once, you can get the care of the boss without paying, God is open! ~~

Walking and walking, before I knew it, the sun was already high above my head.In addition, this time all the way to the south, the increase in temperature caused a thin layer of sweat to break out on the faces of several people.Seeing this, Baihu immediately ordered to set up camp, cook a fire by the way, and wait until the afternoon before continuing on his way.

The fox lay on the reclining chair under the shade of the tree, lazily accosting Mo Gong who was also resting next to him: "Xiao Qing, give me a cooling talisman."

"Don't call me Xiaoqing!" Mo Gong glared angrily. Ever since he knew he was tricked by the fox, Mo Gong didn't give him a good look. "I'm a charmer, not a nanny who provides air conditioning effect!"

"Tch, what's the big deal. Some people have said that magic needs to be applied in real life to reflect its meaning. Let's master it, and it's obvious that spells should be the same." Ignoring his angry pouted lips, the fox automatically and consciously forcibly attacked from the ink He took out a few refreshing talismans from the front of his clothes, hesitated for a while, and then stole a thunderbolt talisman and hid it in the ring.

After tearing off the cool and refreshing talisman, within a radius of 3 meters, the heat immediately retreated, and it was extremely refreshing.When the body is comfortable, the fox's mind naturally comes alive: "Besides, I don't call you Xiaoqing, what should I call you? Xiao Gong? But the little demon said that you are more like Xiao Shou! Mozi has a saying: Jianai, non-offensive! Don’t think about counter-offensive all day long, you have to recognize reality clearly.

Of course, in order to satisfy your vanity, we have been very considerate and did not tell the truth, but the principle cannot be changed, you can't let everyone lie.So—or would you prefer me to call you Xiaogonggong, Gonggong?Anyway, I don't mind, dude~gong~! "

As he spoke, his gaze drifted toward a certain man's lower body provocatively, as if confirming something.

"If I were my father-in-law, you wouldn't be much better off, perverted shemale! I don't know who disguised himself as a woman in the past." Mo Gong fought back verbally, not to be outdone.

Xiao Yao also looked forward silently with sparkling eyes. Who made her feel sincerely curious about the big difference in the dresses of sister-in-law men and women? It does not change your appearance, size, or height.But the huge difference between the front and back of the fox is quite amazing.One is charming and attractive, with an exquisite body, about 1.6 meters tall; the other is handsome and elegant, with a slender figure, nearly 1.8 meters tall; although they are seven points similar, their appearances are very different in style, and there are huge differences in height and body shape. , people who don't know at most think that they are brothers and sisters/siblings who are related, and they don't expect to be alone.Anyone with a discerning eye knows these differences are not the function of the shemale suit.

It is rare for a fox not to be annoyed, and he does not show off his tricks. He spread his palms with a smile and grandly introduced to everyone——"Chaos Transsexual Pill, you can change it however you want. It satisfies the curiosity of men and women about the body of the opposite sex. , a must-have item for escaping life and avoiding misfortune. Each piece is now on sale for 50 silver coins, order it now, and if you buy more than [-], you will also get a ladyboy suit."

As soon as the words fell, the feast that was cooking soup not far away softened, and all the soup in the pot was dedicated to the land.

This thing should only exist in the sky, and it is rare to find it in the world.Just when everyone was shocked and fell to the ground, the little demon quickly took out 20 gold coins from the ring, put them into the fox's arms, and then asked in a flattering voice: "Sister-in-law~~ Is it okay to pay in installments? ~~~”

Suddenly the loess flew up again.

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Stumbling and staggering, seven people and one bird managed to reach the main camp of the Yu Clan, Fengming Village.

Looking at the towering sycamore tree in the distance and the office of the head of the Phoenix clan built on it, everyone in the team sighed at the same time—"What a big bird's nest!"

The little bird, who was in a timid state of being close to his hometown, fell to the ground with a "baji" very appropriately.You bastards of no quality, when I see my father, I will let him "click" you, Xiaoniao swears viciously to himself.

After advancing for about 10 minutes, the group finally formally stepped into Fengming Village.

Different from the retro style of the monster and human cities, the gathering places of all races belong to the original ecological appearance, or have strong ethnic characteristics.For example, the Rat Clan mostly lived in burrows, while the Cat Clan could find claw grinding stones everywhere...

The residence of the Yu clan in front of them presents another style.All are composed of lush trees with entangled roots and intertwined branches.The flying Yu people can fly up and down freely, which is very convenient.Other races who can't fly can also wander around on rattan ladders, but it's a little more troublesome.

The fox looked dazedly at the large piece of green in front of him, as if he had fallen into the scene of Li Xiaoyao going to the godswood forest to fetch phoenix eggshells in the antique RPG game "Sword of Heaven" he played when he was young.I hope I won't meet any monkeys this time, they didn't bring any bananas!

The author has something to say: Xiao Tan's original words of "Unsuccessful, I would rather marry a bug":

"Give me liberty or give me death" was originally used by Patrick Henry of the United States in a speech during the North American War of Independence. I admire a certain senior in our country for translating it so aptly. Wow!