The Fairy Age of Online Games

Such a shock can be said to be no less than hearing the news that Bush Jr. and Saddam Hussein have been in the sea and are pregnant with a crystallization of love.It was originally just a job transfer task, but it actually involved the Pingtian Great Sage Bull Demon King, and the sister-in-law knew that the figure of the fox in the hearts of everyone was a lot taller.However, the two protagonists had no time to answer the huge confusion in their minds, but continued to maintain a certain tacit understanding, playing riddles.

"Who the hell are you?" The old man Niu didn't directly answer the fox's question after being surprised, but seeing his heavy face, everyone present knew that this was a disguised admission.It's not that he doesn't want to deny it, but the old man Niu didn't try. Thinking of him, Niu Nan has seen countless people in his life, and the girl in front of him always gives him a faint feeling that she is quite solid about this matter, and even denying it is useless.She knows, and she knows everything.How could she know? !At this moment, there is only one word that can properly describe his inner feelings - unbelievable!Yes, unbelievable.Although this matter is not considered a secret, it is relatively "upper class", and it is completely beyond the understanding of the goblins who are still at the bottom of society.

"I'm just an ordinary loose demon, unknown, and I can't get on the stage. It's just that I have some connections with your lord." Seeing through Niu Nan's panic and panic, the fox smiled mysteriously, and at the same time shook his head in front of him, intentionally or unintentionally. Move his fluffy tail.

The old man Niu stared intently for a moment, and suddenly realized that he clapped his hands and sighed: "So you are a relative of Mrs. Yumian. The flood really washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the family no longer knows each other. Come, please sit down."

The fox gladly accepted the old man Niu's warm service, but he didn't give a positive answer to the old man Niu's guess. He just pulled the white tiger to sit at the top of the old man Niu's hands, and kept a perfect 37-degree smile at the corners of his mouth.

[You are fooling others again, smile. ] Baihu squeezed the fox's little paw in his palm, and gently rubbed his thumb against the back of his smooth hand, teasing fondly.

[No way, don't blame me. ] Vigorously opened his peach blossom eyes to show his innocence.

[That's right, who pretended to be a relative of the jade-faced fox. ]

[Has your eye, that ear, seen or heard me admitted it? ] The fox rolled his eyes playfully, shrugged his nose slightly proudly, [No, hum.Moreover, cats and dogs can be family members. We are of the same family, so we are even closer. It is not an exaggeration to be regarded as distant relatives. ]

[Hehe, I knew it, you would...]

"Well, can someone explain to us what's going on with this whole thing?" Mo Gong, who had no idea that he had messed up a certain two secretly flirting people, made a request on behalf of the people who were still in a daze, and was immediately dismissed by the two. A fierce stare stared at him.He is messing with someone again, and the little green snake, who feels quite innocent, is very depressed.

You bastard, I remember you.The fox looked at Mo Gong and swore viciously that one day, he would come back.Then he pretended to ponder for a moment, and finally kicked the question to the old man Niu, who told him that he didn't really know, only some guesses: "There are some things that I don't feel comfortable talking about, after all, many personal affairs of the Great Sage Pingtian are involved. What I can tell you is that this matter has something to do with the monkey who has converted to the Buddha but is still restless, of course, it would be great if Mr. Niu is not out of sight and would like to tell us carefully."

"Of course I would, it's all from my family, and it's really not a secret." The old man Niu was finally relieved when he heard the fox mentioning the fight against the Buddha just now, and he felt relieved. It seems that this woman is really not fooling around. So he made up his mind to tell them the whole thing, maybe there is a way to solve this problem. "As the girl said, it all started with that lawless monkey.

It is said that after learning the scriptures, the monkey head, whose nature is hard to change, refined a lot of anti-world pearls for video recording. With his basically invincible combat skills and supernatural powers, he wandered wantonly in the four worlds of immortals, demons, demons, and Buddhas, filming There are many embarrassing things for people, such as: the Jade Emperor wears the emperor's crown every morning, naked, and takes a selfie in the mirror.For a while, there was a mess of smoke everywhere, some were afraid of him making trouble, some followed him to watch the fun, and many fished in troubled waters.

So far, everything is still in the scope of farce, and its impact is not as severe as when the monkeys made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.However, one day suddenly, a lot of restricted-level anti-border yuan beads flowed out, and the severity of the incident began to rise sharply.These beads were "digged" from Huaguo Mountain, the former residence of monkeys, by Laojun who was photographed picking his nose.In the beginning, there were some people who questioned the authenticity of these anti-border yuan beads, but later many came out from other people's hands, which shows that the authenticity is unquestionable.And the content recorded in it is so extensive and deeply connected that it makes everyone lose their voices in astonishment.Chang'e in the Moon Palace, Guanyin in the Purple Bamboo Forest, and my master's wife, Mrs. Iron Fan, etc., big and small, almost some well-known beauties in the four worlds are all on the list of this pornographic incident There is a plan. "

"I didn't expect that the Great Sage Equaling Heaven would be such a romantic figure. Gods, Buddhas and demons all over the sky can't compete with him, he is really talented." Mo Gong, a great talent who often thinks himself extraordinary, admires Sun Wukong in his heart, " However, hasn’t he already converted to Buddhism, how dare he not abide by the rules and go wild like this.”

Hearing this, the little demon sneered, and said contemptuously: "Whoever said that Buddhism must not be close to women, how did the Huanxi Buddha come out? This is called being in the world of mortals, but the heart is outside the world of mortals. I have never heard of the sixth Dalai Lama." The famous love poem by Tsangyang Gyatso?

First, it's best not to meet each other, so you can't fall in love.

The second best is not knowing each other, so can not Acacia.

Third, it is best not to accompany each other, so you can not owe each other.

Fourth, it is best not to cherish each other, so that you can not remember each other.

Fifth, it is best not to love each other, so you can not abandon each other.

Sixth best not relative, so can not meet.

Seventh, it is best not to know each other, so that there is no burden.

Eighth, it is best not to know each other, so that there is no continuity.

Ninth, it is best not to know each other, so you don't need to cuddle.

The tenth is best not to know each other, so you don't get together.

It's quite an engaging feeling.Thinking about the N-angle relationship between Maitreya Buddha and the Eighteen Arhats, and the long-term relationship between Samantabhadra Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva, we can definitely draw the following two conclusions: first, all living beings are equal, Buddhists do it, do it It is not a sin; secondly, men and women are nothing, men and men are king.Therefore, we don't need to make a fuss, as the Monkey King is not worth mentioning. "

A generous statement, well-founded, clear in logic, clear in semantics, made all the men around sweat uncontrollably.This man finally showed his wolf form, and he was deeply poisoned! ~~

Note: (Answer to Guanyin's gender question)

In fact, Avalokitesvara has no distinction between men and women. As far as Buddhism is concerned, "the Dharma has no fixed form", it is not important whether it is male or female, so the gender of Avalokitesvara is blurred in Buddhism.

At first, Guanyin Bodhisattva was introduced to China from India, around the Wei and Jin Dynasties, although before the Song Dynasty in China, the image of Guanyin Bodhisattva was male.However, after the Song Dynasty, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva statues created according to the images of ancient Chinese ladies appeared and became the mainstream.Sitting in the hall of the Buddha Hall in the image of a "great husband" male Bodhisattva.In early Chinese statues of Avalokitesvara, such as the murals in the Mogao Grottoes in Dunhuang, Gansu Province, and the woodcarvings in the Southern and Northern Dynasties, Avalokitesvara appears in the image of a man with two mustaches on his lips.Later, especially after the Tang and Song Dynasties, Guanyin completely became a female Bodhisattva, and she was a very beautiful and charming female Bodhisattva.The transformation of Avalokitesvara in Chinese Buddhism is prominently manifested in fabricating a new life experience of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, which is the widely circulated theory that Avalokitesvara is Princess Miaoshan.The male Avalokitesvara of India became the third princess of King Miaozhuang of Xinglin Kingdom in the Western Regions.This theory of the life experience of Avalokitesvara was first seen in "Qu Wei Jiu Wen" by Zhu Bian in the Song Dynasty.Afterwards, the "Biography of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva" by Guan Guansheng in the late Song Dynasty and early Yuan Dynasty became a complete biography.Based on this, a large number of Avalokitesvara storybooks such as "Xiangshan Baojuan", "The Complete Biography of Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea" and "Avalokitesvara Gets the Way" have appeared one after another.These Avalokitesvara stories spread widely and became popular among the people, resulting in the Sinicized female Avalokitesvara completely replacing the "authentic" male Avalokiteshvara in Indian Buddhist scriptures.

Before the Tang Dynasty and the Song Dynasty, the statue of Guanyin was still male. Therefore, everyone said that the image in the TV series "Journey to the West" was wrong.But strictly speaking, the current Guanyin is indeed a woman.So I say here that he is a woman and it is not a bug! !

The author has something to say: (From Baidu, it’s quite creative, everyone’s entertainment)

The love affair between the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess

Author: Anonymous

When Tang Seng traveled westward, he met the Bull Demon King.

Hehe, this bull devil is 99.99 pure gold.The bull demon king who pays attention to reality has extraordinary patience. He waited for hundreds of years to eat the meat of Tang monk.Hehe, the waiting time is really top-notch.

He finally waited for that day, but that day his favorite woman, Little Fox, called his pager, and she asked him to see her immediately.She knew that the dishes cooked by Lao Niu were the best.The little fox is so busy writing Dongdong, how can he have time to cook for himself.So her message on Lao Niu's pager is: Little Fox-Lunch: Husband, you look dead. (Dead face? What do you mean? Chongchong doesn’t understand, it’s copied from the online men’s photo guide, it’s said that goblins like to talk about it. Never mind.) I heard that you gave me a green hat again recently? !The Bull Demon King lamented heartbroken: Don't wrong yourself so much, okay, what time is it?The sun is setting, so let's have lunch!

So he ran to his wife, Princess Iron Fan, and told her that he was not going home tonight, and that he was going to a colleague's house to be a ox and write.

Wife~~~Princess Iron Fan isaway went grocery shopping.

So the old cow isnowknownas the old cow-pen plowing.

/Away bow your head and be willing to be a ox.

When Princess Iron Fan came back to UCentral and his IP address, he knew where her husband had gone.Hmph, didn't it mean that there are no playboys among the cows?Taurus men and women are all loyal to love, so why did the scum of the bull devil come out?In fact, this is not the case, the bull devil actually doesn't love his wife, he only has the little fox in his heart.His marriage to Princess Iron Fan was arranged by his parents, helpless!You only need to see that they have been married for so many years and only gave birth to one child, Hongbaier (and not of cattle blood).

The little fox is a sensual fox, her sensitivity, gentleness and rich feelings are the biggest weight to attract the Bull Demon King.And once the old cow is driven by lust, he can't help himself.And his strong possessive desire makes the love between him and the little fox unceasing.

Tang Seng, the delicacy that Niu Mochao thought about, began to walk into his territory.Princess Iron Fan's saliva was already dripping, she called her husband desperately, and bought a lot of cookbooks to put on the desk.But the bull devil just didn't call back, and the nasty little fox turned off his pager and cell phone.People don't want you to call back.

Princess Iron Fan had no choice but to create a flaming mountain to stop Tang Seng and his party from advancing, and forced them to ask her to borrow a plantain fan.

Hehe, Princess Iron Fan sneered secretly in her heart.Lao Niu, go pick up your girl, I will enjoy the food alone tonight.hehe.

Tang Seng and the others really came to borrow the plantain fan from her.Princess Iron Fan smiled happily when she heard the doorbell.She caught a mouse and twisted its neck, and the door opened.But what she saw was not Tang Seng's white and chubby face, but a DCC.

On it was Sun Houzi's handwriting, asking her to give them the fan DCC immediately.

Princess Iron Fan was furious, but soon she figured out a way to deal with it. She managed to get Tang Seng's complete IP address and sent them a bomb.snort!

Fortunately, Bajie set up a firewall, Drifting worked in Intel, and a disaster was avoided.

Sun Houzi had no choice but to go directly to ask for it, but was fanned 10 miles away by the princess' fan.He/me pointed at the princess angrily.

Bajie was still smart, he asked Sun Houzi to DCC him and destroy the princess' hard drive, to see if she dared to hand over the plantain fan!

So Sun Houzi turned into a handsome guy WLLL's NICK, and went to chat with the princess on IRC.Fascinated by a half-mature iron fan princess, she promised to give the banana fan as a love gift.

The princess mistakenly thought it was Will under the banyan tree, how could she know it was WLLL.whee.

One day she had a sudden whim and didn't go to IRC at the appointed time.It just so happened that the real WILL was there, wearing a hat.

"Honey, I'm here, do you miss me? Give me a hat"

WILL was so scared that he almost fell off his seat. Fortunately, he had seen this kind of situation a lot, so he swallowed his saliva and said solemnly: "Oh, it's my wife, long time no see." Then + OP Iron Fan Princess.

"How long? We talked yesterday."

"Oh, no, I mean I miss you so much, it's like not seeing you every day."

"Wow, I'm so happy. Do you know how much people miss you, Sisi? (Chongchong mutters: I don't know if I used the word correctly or wrongly.)"

Fortunately, WILL didn't see Princess Iron Fan, if he knew that she was a woman who was over forty, hehe.My butt is probably going to hurt again.

"Honey, are you there?"

"Yeah, what's the matter, baby?"

"People ask you, when will we meet, I promise you that it's time to give you the plantain fan."

"Banana fan? Wife, I don't use coal stoves."

"Death, what's the matter with you, you didn't want this treasure of mine?"

(Chongchong hurriedly sent Sun Houzi to call WILL's mobile phone, and the receiver said: The other party did not answer! / me fell down.) "Oh, dear, your baby? A fan? My banyan leaves can also be used as a fan .Forget it, is it different for you and me?”

Chongchong and Monkey Sun began to hug each other and cry.

"Then why were you so anxious to do it? Since you said so, just let me go."

Then WLLL came up.

"I'm here, wife~~~"

"Ah, who are you? Why is there another WILL? Huh, it must be a fake! Look at the trick!"

WLLLhaskickedby Iron Fan Princess (You are pretending to be my husband!).

Silly monkey, open a small window for WILL!

"Good WILL, that woman mistook you for me. You trick the fan, we have to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

"Oh, Xitian? Is it Bangkok? The Asian Games are over, what are you going to do?"

"Be good WILL, be good WILL, I know you are a good person, a good person, we need that fan! Do you know who that woman is?"

"Princess Iron Fan, huh? Oh, I see, okay."

With the enthusiastic help of WILL, Monkey Sun finally got the plantain fan.

Soon Princess Iron Fan found out that she had been deceived, and it happened that the Bull Demon King had also returned.He hurriedly followed the photo of WILL under the banyan tree, pretending to be WILL.

Monkey Sun saw Will and greeted him like an old friend.

"Monkey, are you tired? I'll take it for you."

"Yes, this fan is very heavy."

"I used to be a policeman. It's okay. 10 gangsters can be brought down."

"Hehe, then I'll learn from you when I come back from the scriptures."

"No problem. Now give me the fan, and you go to rest under the banyan tree."

"it is good."

But Bajie has been following them all the time, and it always suspects that WILL is a fake.So he pretended to be a crush and walked towards the Bull Demon King.

How beautiful this girl is, she is like a fairy.

"Death, you don't know me anymore? You don't even say hello when you see me?!"

But this old cow is only focused on the road, and only his little fox is in his mind. He just wants to return to his loved one after he has finished his work with his wife.So he simply ignored Bajie Meimei who was trying to wink at him.

"You're not WILL! Hmph, lie to me, Brother Monkey!"

Bajie's true colors are revealed.

"You! Why do you doubt me so much? Didn't I help you get the baby? I'm still kind enough to hold it for you."

"You want to deceive me? Look at the trick, use WILL's grappling skills! Don't just knead people with hooves."

The Bull Demon King was finally found out, Tang Seng and the others got the plantain fan, and they could continue to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Lao Niu returned to his wife Princess Iron Fan and formally divorced her.

"I can't fall in love with two women at the same time, I want to act like a man and give the person I like a warm home.

Prepare food for her every day.I didn't eat Tang's monk's meat. Although eating Tang's monk's meat can live a hundred years, but a person without love will spend such a long time, but it will be forever lonely, and he can't die if he wants to. abuse him? "

Although romantic love is beautiful, realistic love is also timeless and beautiful.

Either way, I should laugh at Yang Guo for not being infatuated.

Jack will not be a Taurus.

A sincere old cow will not say: "You Jump, I Jump too", but he will give his little fox a forever.