The Fairy Age of Online Games

"A penny can't beat a hero", Shen Mandrill now has a deep understanding of it.

Speaking of that day, after selling to a tiger to be his wife, the fox tried to comfort himself, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, anyway, since I don't have any interest in women, who are synonymous with trouble, then the husband and wife contract is not very useful. Now with someone who can It's not a loss to let yourself enjoy the warm, soft guy signing..."

After finally calming down, when he was going to clean up the treasures in the dense mirror bamboo forest and make up for his mental wounds, suddenly another thick fog teleported him and the white tiger out.The reason is because the time is up!

The fox who didn't get any benefits was very unhappy, especially after he came back, when he had to pay the white tiger's huge food expenses every day, the veins on his forehead jumped with joy.

"Alas..." Shen Manium cat was in its hut, resting on the belly of the white tiger, and let out its 101st exclamation today.Pets are really not easy to keep, just like what my aunt’s cousin, third uncle’s son’s teacher’s sworn sister said to his own children: It’s not enough to serve you, how about serving pets? !

The current situation is that the fox is usually very lazy, and the surplus is only enough for his own expenses. As a result, after adding a big cat, there will be a serious financial deficit, and the small savings accumulated before will disappear quickly without a trace.

Licking the lollipop he cheated from Er Niu, Shen Zhen decided to do a part-time job to earn money for his family.After all, without a solid economic foundation, only relying on occasional "gifts" from others, and looking at the two sides of the Milky Way with those sweet candies and cakes for a long time like Cowherd and Weaver Girl, that kind of life is simply not the life of a fox.

So Shen Yan made up his mind to be a teacher in primary school, preaching, teaching, and solving doubts for the vast number of flowers in the motherland.

In "The Age of Fairies", in addition to getting money rewards by doing tasks, players can also go to the wild to hunt some wild animals and trade with various shops in the city to sell money, and they can also do some odd jobs in the shops to make money, such as: restaurant chefs, teahouses The waiter, the procuress in the brothel, the waiter in the pharmacy...

Mr. Private School is the only civil servant who does not need to sell his physical strength and damage his image.Of course, it is not as simple as imagined.Although the teaching content is optional, teachers must have their own style, and there must be results at the end of the class.The intellectual brain determines how much the student's intelligence has improved to give different salaries.

On the same day, Shen Yan rode a white tiger, swaggered all the way through the market, entered the "Golden House" private school, and applied for a teaching job.

Entering the small classroom, more than a dozen 10-year-old children are all sitting at the desk obediently, waiting for class.

Shen Yan nodded in satisfaction, sat on the white tiger, crossed his legs, and began to teach carefully: "I am your new teacher--Squint Fox. Before the class, I want to ask everyone a question: What is the purpose of human life? ?”

Looking at the bewildered child below, the fox continued: "People live to pursue a happy life. This may include your relatives, friends, lovers, etc. And everyone's happiness is inseparable from' The word 'money'."

"Imagine, when the mother who gave birth to you and raised you is seriously ill in bed, you have no money to treat her. How unfilial it is; let's say 20 years later, when you also have children, but you have to let them go because of poverty. How heartbroken it is to live a life with ups and downs!"

"So if we want to make money, we need to make a lot of money. If we get the wealth from the hands of a few people into our hands, we should help the proletarian comrades and help the poor. And the job that can achieve this goal is to be a businessman."

"People say 'money is not everything', people who love money are greedy, and businessmen are greedy among greedy people. But today I want to say a word, and I need you to keep in mind that 'money is not everything' , but without money is absolutely impossible'. This has inherited our traditional virtue of 'respecting the old and loving the young'. Although as a businessman, we are always slandered as bad people, we have no shame in our hearts, you know?"

All the children wiped away the tears that had just burst out of their faces (it is not ruled out that they were frightened by the tragic prospect), and shouted in unison: "Know!"

The fox stood up suddenly, waved his fist, and shouted excitedly: "What is our goal?"

Everyone stood up together and shouted loudly: "Work hard to make money!!"

The sound went straight into the sky and stunned many birds on the trees.

After calming down, the fox sat back on the white tiger, flicked its big head buried in its front paws (suspiciously feeling ashamed), and continued to educate: "Okay! Then we are in class now."

Seeing that the children below had been mobilized, their small eyes looked like searchlights, Shen Yan smiled faintly, took out a teapot and teacup from the ring and began to drink slowly.

"First of all, let me tell you a story. It is said that there used to be two great men who fought for hegemony, named Cao Cao and Liu Bei. One day they talked about heroes by cooking wine with green plums.

The two had a few drinks. During the dinner, Cao Cao said, "Today the only hero is the king and Cao Er." Liu Bei, who was so frightened that he kept a low profile, dropped his chopsticks on the ground.Cao Cao asked why he dropped his chopsticks, Liu Bei replied that there was a thunder in the sky just now and he was startled.After Liu Bei finished speaking, he suddenly let out a loud fart when he bowed to pick up the chopsticks, which was very embarrassing.When I was in distress, I heard Zhao Yun say calmly behind me: "Everyone, don't take offense, there is thunder in the sky, and farts come from the clouds!"

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Guan Yu stepped forward and said, "Everyone, don't be surprised, farts come from Yu (rain)!"

Just after Guan Yu finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to mutter loudly: "I just farted, and the fart came from flying!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Only Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter.After sending Liu Bei and others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord made a mistake, they rushed to bear and make up for it. They are really loyal. If it is your turn, you can do it. Are you there?"

Everyone was outraged and deeply wronged, only to hear Dian Wei yelling: "Isn't it a piece of cake, isn't it a piece of cake?" Xu Chu also said: "What's so difficult about it? How can it compare to me going into battle naked?"

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again.During the dinner, Cao Cao wanted to fart on purpose to see how his subordinates would react, but he couldn't.After holding it in for a long time, I finally let out a little fart.

Cao Cao's subordinates had been waiting for a long time, when they heard a slight "cuckoo", Xu Chu hurriedly said: "Chu (pig) put the fart!"

When Cao Cao heard this, his eyes popped out of anger. Others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow to react, so they rushed to grab him.

Dian Wei said: "Farts come from Dian!"

"No!" Xu Huang retorted loudly after hearing this, "The fart is coming out!" Cao Cao's face was red and his ears were red, and he was about to get angry.

Only the counselor Guo Tu screamed: "It's not right, it's not right, the fart is (spit) out!"

Everyone roared with laughter. "

Putting down the teacup, the fox slyly asked the little Doudings who were also laughing: "After hearing this story, how do you feel?"