The Fairy Age of Online Games

After preparing his own outfit, Shen Yan is more motivated to do things.

It is said that on the second day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, the little fox was in the pharmacy pouring out his latest product - rose fragrance (lip balm). , and rushed into the inner room, and it took a lot of "ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, and finally calm down.

For the little boss's convulsions, the little fox has long been familiar with it, and is still working on his own research.I waited until the finished product was successfully developed before I kindly devoted my energy to caring about the landlord's situation.

The hair like a chicken coop, the slightly bruised corners of the eyes, and the five unusually clear scratches on the left face all silently tell the kind of violence that the little boss suffered just now, just like a terrorist attack.

"Why, did you quarrel with Sanniang again? What's the reason?" Shen Yan asked unhurriedly, like a routine.

But the little boss didn't care about his perfunctory attitude, or the greater hatred blinded his eyes and his heart: "That damn bitch, I met her on the way back to the store and she was eating the fifth extra meal, so Kindly remind her that if she continues to eat like this, she will definitely get high blood pressure, high blood lipids, liver cirrhosis, arteriosclerosis, heart pain, angina pectoris... Unexpectedly, this guy is not good or bad, calling me 'Old man, meddle in your own business' !', came up and punched and kicked me, and scratched my face with those salty pig claws?! Look, look, it’s unreasonable!!" Pointing to the five bright red marks on his face, he resented endlessly.

Seeing this, some people will ask, who is the Sanniang they are talking about?It turned out to be Huang Sanniang, the "vegetable beauty" who lived across the street.According to the in-depth investigation of the little fox, this person is originally a locust family, so the usual food intake, called amazing, is not enough to express the "content" it covers.

Shen Zhen yawned heavily with his sleeves, and extremely disdained Bai Yuan's behavior, saying that a lady could eat and cursed her for an early death, she deserved it.The same goes for these two people, the boss is not young, and he can withdraw some things every day, without stopping, which makes people feel uneasy.Yesterday, it was because of cucumbers that a bloody incident was caused.But the consolation is still consolation, society has not taught us to give considerable care to vulnerable groups with neurological problems and immature mentality.

"Yes, yes, she is too unreasonable. She doesn't hit people in the face. She is an uneducated guy." With an extremely sympathetic expression on his face, Shen Yan took out the dog skin plaster "Yiketie" that he just researched yesterday and pasted it on the little boss. On the wound, he turned to comfort and said, "But it's not a problem for you to quarrel all day long. You see, not only did you lose a lot of property because of this, but it also made you feel unhappy every day. So I think we should Think of a once and for all solution to solve this trouble, don't you think?"

After hearing this, Bai Yuan lowered his head and pondered for a moment, thinking that it was reasonable. Every year, every month, every day, he spent a lot of time and energy on that barbaric and rude glutton, causing immeasurable losses. Maybe It's time to understand this grievance.Especially when there is a scourge of ghosts and spirits making suggestions, "Then tell me, what should I do?"

It's a good thing that someone shows him a show for free every day, but he can't stand it like this every day, it's really boring.So when Shen Yan saw Bai Yuan moved, he was very happy.Leaning back in the reclining chair leisurely, the little fox squinted his eyes and smiled confidently: "It's very simple, you just need to marry her."

"What?!" Bai Yuan was startled when he heard that, "Didn't you push me into the fire pit? You can still quarrel like this if you don't meet each other. If you marry her and see her without looking up all day long, I won't Live!"

Shen Yan looked at the little boss's distraught look, but became even more calm.There was a flash of light in the eyes, and a mysterious smile appeared: "You are stupid, women will seek three obediences and four virtues, and obey their husbands when they get married, do you understand? As long as she enters your Bai family, you will be afraid of her at that time, just like that grandson It’s like the monkey can’t turn the Tathagata’s palm, it doesn’t matter what you say…” Then he squeezed the palm in front of his eyes, and gave the little boss a knowing look.

Seeing this, Bai Yuan suddenly realized, if this is the case, wouldn't the dominatrix be slaughtered by her? !In the bottom of my heart, I had a little obsession, and then suddenly thought, the two of them have been so at odds, can Huang Sanniang agree to marry him.

Tell Shen Mandrill about the uncertainty in his heart, and get a promise from him, "Leave everything to me, and I will handle it for you." Then he unceremoniously charged the little boss 7 large blood bottles as a reward. He ran to Huang Sanniang's house to talk about matchmaking.

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When I came to the outer courtyard of Huang Sanniang's house, I saw a young woman with a round pearl holding piles of plates, and I didn't know which extra meal she was eating.I saw vegetable soup flying all over the place, making a mess everywhere, which was as tragic as it was when the Eight-Power Allied Forces entered Beijing.

When Huang Sanniang saw that the handsome little fox wanted to talk to her, she warmly welcomed him into the house.

After sitting down, Shen Yan took a sip of tea, quietly looked at the tea leaves floating on the water, and said calmly, "San Niang, I came here today to ask for marriage for Bai Yuan, the owner of the pharmacy. He said that you usually only care about eating and drinking, and you are almost 30 years old, but no one wants you. This time, I came to propose marriage, just as a good deed. I marry you, so I don’t have to wait for you to grow old in a few years. It will be a lifetime of loneliness.”

Originally, Huang Sanniang felt uncomfortable when she heard that she came here to ask for marriage for that "idle business", but now that she heard the words slandering him, she directly attacked the case and yelled: "What a shameless thing, not only in front of you this morning! I ridiculed that I could eat better than pigs, and cursed viciously that I would have to die from eating one day. Now I want to marry him, and I still say that I am doing good deeds, I am not happy!"

"He doesn't take a pee and take a good look at his own virtue. He looks like 28 at the age of 82. If he is really married, he will know that I married a husband. If he doesn't know, he will think that I have a grandfather. Besides his stingy character, he bought a cucumber and haggled with me, insisting that I count him a copper coin, who the hell. You go back and tell her, I think Huang Sanniang is also a flower in Qingzhu Town, which is well-known far and near, Why don't you bother him to do good deeds resentfully, I still look down on him, aunt!"

Seeing Huang Sanniang's righteous indignation, Shen Zhen quietly buried the fact that Bai Yuan became so cherishing money under the subtle influence of his "shameful" apprentice, and did not dare to reveal it, but silently told Sanniang Pulled back to the chair, poured her a cup of tea to calm down.

"Sanniang, calm down first. We can't be mad at ourselves because of this kind of person." Shen Yan patted Huang Sanniang's back with one hand, giving her comfort, and continued in a tone that absolutely considered you, "I If you say something, Sanniang, don't be angry. We still have to agree to this marriage proposal."

"Why, then don't I have to suffer every day to see his face?" Huang Sanniang said angrily.

Shen Yan hurriedly comforted her, and seriously analyzed it for her: "Let's look at it this way, people say "women are in charge of the inside, men are in charge of the outside." When you marry him, you will not be able to grasp the size of the family with one hand, especially Finances. For a stingy and money-greedy person like him, as long as you firmly control his financial lifeline, he can still mock you, meddle in your business, and...?"

Huang Sanniang thought for a while, these words were so eloquent, she couldn't help but smiled and praised the little fox: "I didn't expect Brother Fox not only to have a dignified appearance, but also to be unparalleled in the world! Hahaha."

As for Shen Mandrill, although he was not dazzled by Sanniang's misty soup, he heard a heavenly system sound, reminding him that he had completed the hidden task: matching Bai Yuan and Huang Sanniang's marriage.In addition to increasing the favorability of many NPCs, it also gained a lot of benefits.

For a while, both the host and the guest were happy.

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The rest of the matter is much simpler. The auspicious time for the wedding is the seventh day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, which is Chinese Valentine's Day.

The sun was high that day, the sky was cloudless, and the sky was beautiful.With blowing and beating, and the sound of gongs and drums, the well-known couple of a flower and a grass held a vigorous, prosperous and grand wedding.The NPCs in the town came to congratulate with presents, saying that this is a cross-century event of far-reaching significance that promotes the friendship between the two races, and it should be recorded in the history of fairies.He also expressed his deep blessings to this newcomer, who is harmonious and beautiful, and lasts forever.

Although as the blessed protagonist, I feel slightly regretful because of the heavy pressure everyone put on their marriage.Feeling that marriage is really the first step into the grave, and even if you want to divorce in the future, it will not work. Who made their union have far-reaching meaning.However, the piles of gifts successfully made up for the inner wounds of the two newcomers, making them smile all the time.

As for the players in the town, many came to join in the fun.This kind of large-scale wedding between NPCs was the first time in "The Age of Fairies".Go by, don't go by.So basically people who were a little gossip went to watch the ceremony.Of course, the excitement was not in vain, and the red envelopes of 30 copper coins per person were confiscated.It also further promoted the situation where the two newcomers counted money until their hands cramped, and they laughed so hard that their faces cramped.

Besides, Shen Yan searched the entire lively wedding scene, but still couldn't find where our matchmaker was at the moment.It turned out that because Huang Sanniang married Bai Yuan, she moved to live in the drug store, and the vacated house was naturally cheaper for their benefactor - Shen Zhen.Now this guy is sleeping leisurely in Bai Delai's property.

Wisps of sunlight sneaked in through the cracks of the window, shining warmly on the body, the little fox was happily trapped in the soft quilt mixed with the smell of the sun, and smacked his lips unconsciously: "Good people are rewarded, ha ha."

Restlessly holding the quilt and being turned over, she continued to play in the sweet black.The cicada outside the window sings cheerfully, and the beautiful woman in the window has a long dream.This afternoon, the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of happiness.

The plot about the worm king: using the master-slave contract is a summoning skill, so you don't usually stay in the pet space like a pet, but stay in your own living place.However, because the little fox took over the Zonghuang's lair, the Zonghuang is now staying in the fox's space ring, waiting for when its owner thinks of him, so that he can see the sun again.That's about it.