I am straight!

. "

I was pulled up by Elliot and continued jogging on the green path, but this time it was not me grabbing the guy, but the guy turned around and grabbed me from time to time to make me go faster.

Huh... Really, as soon as this guy wakes up, he will instantly possess the Goddess of Power, making him a safe athlete.

Tsk, I'm a little jealous.

After running for more than an hour, we returned to the dormitory, only to see Xavier sweeping the floor with a broom in the living room.

...I originally thought that this person would not eat fireworks in the world, but I didn't expect that he would also do housework.

"Morning!" I greeted - because it is almost impossible for Xavier to greet me.

Xavier glanced at me, nodded, as a response to me, and continued to sweep the floor with his head down.

"How did you remember sweeping the floor?"

"...I am on duty." He spat out three words and stopped talking.

That's why I remembered that today seems to be the day Xavier sweeps the floor on my duty schedule... Because the house is too big, the cleaning time is set to be once a week, and this week is Xavier.

Elliot leaned on his chin, and glanced back and forth between Xavier and me with probing and interested eyes: "Huh? The relationship has improved, and the ominous last time was so tense... What's wrong? What happened? Is something good going on?"

"There's nothing good about it," I shrugged, "It's just that my aura is stronger, so that everyone can get along in harmony."

Elliot blinked: "Really? Then please let Claude and I get along in harmony. He always avoids me and makes me a little lonely. Fortunately, I am still his cousin."

"...You are really eloquent. As long as you are nice to him and don't always tease him, you will be able to say anything." How can there be such a vicious cousin who completely uses the cousin's misfortune as a casual flavoring agent? , always expecting something unexpected from my cousin.

"I don't have it," Elliot shrugged. "It's just that he is so cute that I have to pay attention to him."

...It's the other party's fault to bully someone.

I put him on the sofa and gave him the remote control: "Stay here for me obediently, don't go anywhere, don't make trouble for us."

"Why should I mess with you?" he protested.

"I said I would." I ignored his protest and let him watch TV to pass the time.

Then I changed my home clothes and started to clean this big and troublesome house.

There is not much furniture in the house, so cleaning is not very difficult.

I mainly see Xavier being so hardworking, it's a bit immoral to be idle...so I'll start by wiping the furniture.

When everything was settled, Xavier clapped his hands and went upstairs to the piano room.

Ah, by the way, this guy is from the piano department.

...I'd actually like to hear this guy play the piano...

Forget it, he probably won't let me listen either.

Eavesdropping won't work either. The sound insulation in this house is so good that you can't hear anything when the door is closed.

Tsk, what a pity...

I sighed, and brought black tea to the sofa: "Here, here."

"Thanks." Elliot took it and continued watching TV.

It was a movie, and it seemed to be a new one. It had invited famous stars and directors, and the script was carefully selected.

Curiously, I sat next to Elliot and watched TV too—just in time for the title to finish, I’m so lucky, right?

The content of the movie is a bit of a stream of consciousness. A lonely traveler meets one after another on the train. They will always tell the traveler about their past and present due to various coincidences.

This is actually a big story composed of one story after another.

Listening to those stories, the traveler was confused and afraid of what lies ahead. Finally, at the destination, the traveler boarded the car for the return trip—he thought of his hometown, the place where he was born and raised.

In the end, the ending was happy.

The traveler's first love girlfriend is not yet married, and his mother has been waiting for her son to come home. Everyone is very happy, including the passers-by in the car.

"How is it?" I asked curiously, "If you look at it with your professional eyes, how is this movie?"

"Not much." Elliot yawned.

"Is it not good?" I wondered: "I look okay?"

"If it were me, I would not choose to shoot on the train, let alone the difficulty of shooting, the train gives people the impression that it does not stop, and this is a bit different from the central idea of ​​this movie-I think choosing a place in a remote The local train stops are better. Every time a station is reached, travelers get off the train for sightseeing, and then return to the station to wait for the next train-those passers-by can also join in the stop, so that it will not be too obtrusive. Besides, memories This kind of thing is a part of everyone's privacy, and it will always be strange in the car where human beings go, but it will be more reliable to stop at remote stations."

"Oh..." I nodded, thinking that what he said made sense.

"The most important thing is that I won't make this film a happy ending." Elliot yawned, starting to feel a little out of sorts.

"……you……"

"There are so many good things in things. If you miss it, you miss it. When the traveler comes back, he finds that things are different. The girlfriend of his first love married his best friend when he was young. They have a child. The mother has already become a trend. With my son—that's the reality."

"...you are really vicious." I said blackly.

"Really?" He shrugged: "If you do something wrong, you should pay the price. Although it is said that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns, that is just an idiom. You have to face the reality."

I blacked out, and took the empty glass in his hand: "You really make a lot of nonsense."

"Have it?"

"Of course there is," I glared at him. "People always have something to think about. Isn't it good to have a happy ending? You have to make everyone miserable before you're willing."

"You really are only suitable for watching fairy tales - so if you come to make a movie, the ending will definitely be: so they live happily together..." Elliot smiled cheerfully: "You are really soft-hearted."

"It's not soft-heartedness, it's just human nature. Compared with a sad ending, everyone will always prefer a happy reunion."

"cut……"

"Okay, okay, go back and catch up on sleep."

"What about you?"

"I'm going to feed the fish," I sighed, "Why do you even ask me to feed the fish?"

I'm really about to become the exclusive nanny in this dormitory.

Ugh……

The hot field of the 51st Games

So this whole month I have been jogging with Elliot in the morning, attending classes with Ann, occasionally going to see Bell who takes care of the little bird very hard, texting with senior Nasser, drinking afternoon tea with senior sister Xi and appreciating awards Photos, how often do you go? The housekeeper runs back and forth between seeing the little monkey Harry as a guest, and taking care of a large group of children.

Oh, by the way, I did draw a picture to try to make Bell recognize what it was... But, I still won. Bell apologized in frustration and said that he was too stupid to recognize what it was... So I I took the opportunity to ask him to paint a portrait for me.

He said it might take some time, of course I agree, anyway, just take your time, I'm not in a hurry.

Then on the opening day of the Games, we went en masse to the all-boys college...Mowgli branch college.

Sure enough, it is an all-boys college, and the buildings are more masculine-all of them are women.

...Who put these sculptures in the courtyard?

Such a body art thing, if it is placed too much, it is not art but pornography

...Anyway, it reminds me of an annoying beast who spent his whole life researching body art.

a, I don't care, anyway, don't dangle these body arts in front of my eyes in the future, so I can say anything.

The games were big—flags were hung everywhere in the college, the usual sports march anthem was ringing around, and students in Muppet costumes handed out game flyers.

Since this sports meeting is held by the Mogley Branch College, the mascot is a wolf—a gray wolf with big watery eyes, fierce scars, and a beer belly.

Ah, that's right, that's right, that Big Big Wolf known as the Wolf of Useless Wood.

As for why Big Big Wolf... Sorry, I don't understand either, please consult the author.

Ann, Bell, and I followed the leaflet and came to the center of the huge square.

As the name suggests, the huge square is extremely huge - in fact, there is nothing unusual about the decoration, but even the ordinary benches are five times larger than usual, and the trees on the side of the square are thick and thick for several times. country-like.

From my visual inspection, it is estimated that this square can accommodate at least 3000 people.

And it is sparsely distributed.

The opening ceremony of the sports meeting was simpler than I imagined. Only the head of the sports department of the student union came to the stage and said a few words, and then immediately stepped down.

And then there's...the hot spot for the music department.

To be honest, I didn't intend to continue listening. When I was about to leave, I heard the screams of all the girls around me.

"It's PlayTheGe!"

"The twins are so handsome!"

"Wow! The bass player is so handsome!"

"I love that keyboard"

"The four of us are the most handsome when we are together"

I black line.

Turn around, the foursome in the stands.

The musical instruments that the four of them had set up—actually, the gangster carried the drum set on stage and set up the drum set. After that, Ritsu smiled and waved at me.

...How on earth did you recognize me from so many people at a glance?

I was about to return a soothing smile when I heard the girls next to me screaming again.

"Whoa waved to me! Waved"

"What! To me

"No! It's to me!"

……