I am straight!

see?Or...you don't want to pay attention to me?

...Uh, no matter how you think about it, the latter is more likely.

I sighed, opened the speech, continued to read it, and read it for a few minutes, and finally the mobile phone in hand vibrated a few times.

I reached out and pressed a few times—it was from Senior Nasser.

'They're fine, don't worry. '

There are only eight words, but out of nowhere, I can think of Senior Nasser pressing the text message with a serious face—this person must have never sent a text message before.

I find it interesting and reply right away.

'What about bird feeding?Did the senior learn it? '

This time I behaved well, and without waiting for his reply, I read the speech on my own. After 10 minutes, I finally sent another text message.

'I still can't learn, Maurice fed them, they're asleep now. '

Pfft, I can almost imagine the senior who is trying to send a text message with his thumb now - it's so cute.

'Is it the first time for the senior to raise a small animal? '

This time he replied quickly, because there was only one word - 'En. '

'The senior seems to like small animals very much, why didn't they raise them before? '

It was so long, almost when I thought he wouldn't reply to me again, that I got the text.

'…………… They dare not approach me, I don't want to scare them. '

……puff!

I looked at the string of ellipses and almost laughed.

Senior Nasser is too cute!

It turned out that he also knew that his appearance was scary—but unexpectedly, he turned out to be a gentle and cute, but slightly clumsy person.

'It doesn't matter, as long as the senior communicates with them attentively, they will definitely like the senior. '

I comfort the senior.

'thanks. '

I was about to continue texting when I received another one.

'I will be angry! '

I looked at the exclamation point again and laughed.

'Next time the senior will bring the little birds to our dormitory to play, shall we?There are many fish in the pond in our yard, and one of them is very interesting! '

'it is good. '

'Has the senior named the birds? '

'not yet. '

'Then let's think of a name together, shall we? '

'kindness. '

' How about chirping, chirping, and jumping?One is called Chirp, the other is called Chirp, and the other is called Tiaotiao - I hope they are as energetic as their names. '

'it is good. '

'Senior, please take a photo and send it here, I want to see them sleeping. '

"it is good."

I laughed again - I found out that the senior would say yes no matter what I said.

You have to know how to say no, stupid senior.

As I was thinking about it, I received a multimedia message.

In the rattan basket, there was a thick, fluffy blanket, and the three little birds nestled sideways together, covering their heads with their fluffy little wings, only showing their small and lovely orange beaks , very cute.

But what bothers me is the guy with the basket.

...It turned out to be the perverted Morris we saw last time.

When I think of the way that guy looked at me and what he said to me last time, I can't help shivering—it's too dangerous, that guy.

But even though I'm not reconciled, I have to admit that this guy looks really enchanting.

The long silver hair tied up with a ribbon, and the gray almost silver pupils covered by the gold rimless glasses always give me a feeling of 'vampire' or 'ancient nobleman'.

Her gestures are all of the kind of elegance that no one can imitate.

Ah, why is even a pervert so handsome in this school!

And call the beast!That guy also has a physique that makes me envious and jealous!

Even Ah Guan (the dormitory administrator) is so cute-although he is a bit weird.

I sighed, continued to press the keypad on my phone, and sent a text message to my senior.

'Senior, what kind of birds are they? '

'Their mother is a parrot. '

'Parrot?Then maybe we can teach them how to speak in the future. '

'kindness. '

'Senior, they are sleeping very soundly, it can be seen that the senior takes good care of them. '

'It was Morris who was helping out. '

'Why?Can't tell, it turns out that Senior Morris also likes small animals? '

' Morris was just doing me a favor. '

It means he doesn't like small animals at all, right?

I blacked out and looked at the clock hanging on the wall.

'Senior, it's late, I'm going to bed first. '

'Good night. '

'Well Goodnight. '

I yawned, turned off my phone, put it in the bedside table, stuffed the speech under the pillow, and went to sleep.

38. About the underwear thief...

The next morning, I was woken up by my own biological clock, dressed and washed, and started to make breakfast.

At the same time, he found that the food left for Claude in the refrigerator yesterday was gone—huh, as long as there is food.

For breakfast I still have porridge - I can actually make something other than porridge, but it takes too much time.

Put some green vegetables in the porridge, then shred the white radish and marinate for a while, then serve it on the table. It doesn’t matter if I eat it first before the others wake up.

After breakfast, with a small jar and shoes on, I decided to go for a walk and exercise, which is always good for the body.

When I wandered slowly to the end of the fairy tale area, I saw the tree house called 'Tarzan the Ape', and the little golden-haired monkey I saw that day was sitting listlessly on the treetop.

The little ears are raised, and the golden hair seems to have dimmed, and there is no arrogance like throwing leaves at me when we first met.

The house of Tarzan the Ape is the residence of the dormitory administrator, that is to say, this little monkey is raised by A Guan.

Who cares, it should still be in the tree house, right?It's only seven o'clock in the morning...

I pulled the rope under the tree house - this is the doorbell.

At the other end of the rope, the bell hanging high on the tree rang, which startled the little monkey sitting on the treetop, jumped up, frowned, and grinned at me.

I didn't care and continued to ring the doorbell.

After a while, I heard a sound from above, and then the elevator slowly descended from above.

——It is said to be an elevator, but it is actually a small elevator.

A Guan was standing on it, and slowly fell down—still wearing the priest's robe and the Taoist robe, and the Buddhist beads around his neck have not been removed.

"What's wrong?"

"...Cough, it's nothing, it's just your little monkey, it looks a little bit wrong," I coughed dryly, and continued: "Are you sick?"

"It doesn't matter...it is," Ah Guan said calmly, "It's just because I don't let him go out, it's just getting angry with me."

...It turns out that monkeys also have such personalities.

"What's its name?"

"Just call it ... ... Harry."

"...Harry Potter?"

"It's Harry...not Potter."

"... Cough." I continued to cough dryly.

Ah Guan didn't speak, but looked at me with lifeless eyes—obviously asking me what I was doing here.

"Uh, I'm here to give this." I took out the small pot in my pocket: "This is tea brought from my hometown. Although it's not a good tea, it's better than the ones bought abroad."

Not the taste of tea, but the taste of hometown, the taste of homeland.

Ah Guan looked at the jar in my hand for a long time before reaching out to take it, lowered his eyelids, and said in a low voice, "Thank you...Thank you."

"You're welcome, we're strangers in a foreign land, we have to take care of each other."

"Then...can you let Harry go to your dormitory to play?"

"kindness?"

"Harry... and a fish in your pond have a good relationship."

"..." A fish and a monkey have a good relationship?I wonder how they communicate...

Forget it, why am I bothering with this, even if they communicate in Morse code, it doesn't matter to me.

"It's ok," I said, "There are so many people that it's lively, so if you want, go there often."

"……it is good."

I checked my watch on my right wrist - it was almost 07:30.

It's almost time for those guys to wake up.

"A Guan, I'm leaving first, you remember to come and play!"

"………………it is good."

I waited for him to answer slowly, and then walked back briskly. When I got to the front of the house, I saw the twins squatting in front of my house discussing something.

Honestly, I didn't mean to eavesdrop - but they were so loud that I really couldn't pretend I didn't hear them.

"Hey, now, have you brought anything!"

"Of course!"

"However, do we really want to do this? What if Xiaoxian finds out?"

"As long as we pretend to be pitiful, we won't be blamed."

"That's true..." Lu nodded and said, "Then quickly install it."

"Put on what?" I asked.

"A monitor..." the lawyer replied without answering.

………… Hey, this is already a crime.

"I said... what are you trying to do by installing this kind of thing at the door of other people's house!"

Gui and Lu's backs froze for a moment, and then Gui turned his head with an aggrieved face: "I heard that there have been underwear thieves in and out recently, we did this because we were worried about you!"

……what the hell.

"First of all, I'm a man and not a woman, so it doesn't matter if I lose a piece of underwear, and no one will steal my underwear!

Second, you're worried that I don't have to press the monitor on my door, you're already committing a crime, bastard!

at last!I just heard it all..."

I sneered and said, "Pretend to be pitiful, I won't blame you guys..."

Law also said with an aggrieved face: "But we are still worried about you, what if the criminal goes to the wrong door and is caught again?"